Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

Gojo Satoru finally left Dazai Osamu's house honestly.

Because the other party really refused.

Although he was embarrassed when he left, sooner or later this would be his home.

In order to celebrate that he finally got rid of the gay atmosphere, Osamu Dazai went to the coffee shop downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency after a long absence.

I happened to see a group of detective agencies who were resting.

"It seems that I haven't seen Mr. Dazai for a long time." Tanizaki Naomi said.

"Because this guy went to Tokyo and Kyoto successively to make troubles, and he just came back not long ago." Kunikida Doppo looked at Osamu Dazai with a look of "Why did you come out of a detective agency?"

Osamu Dazai greeted him friendly: "Long time no see ~ Kunikida, why don't you buy me a cup of coffee to celebrate our meeting again?"

"We just met the day before yesterday, bastard Dazai! And you forget that you owe too much here, the boss will refuse to provide you with coffee if you don't settle it?" Kunikida clenched his fists, sighing the world again There is actually a person like Osamu Dazai in the world who deserves to be beaten.

"Ah? Is that so..." Osamu Dazai raised his hand towards the front desk and said loudly, "Can the boss give me a cup of American coffee? The kind Mr. Kunikida said he would buy me a drink."

The boss nodded: "Wait a moment."

Osamu Dazai turned his head and said proudly to Kunikida, "Look, there are still a lot of kind people in this world."

Kunikida Doppo almost covered his face with a notebook, and said loudly: "I didn't say I would buy you coffee, no!"

His loudness didn't help, and after a while, the kind and beautiful cafe maid put the coffee on the table in front of Osamu Dazai.

The maid greeted Osamu Dazai with a smile: "Long time no see, Mr. Dazai."

To say that in the past, the people here were the most ruthless to Dazai, and every time she was very serious about debt collection, she is extraordinarily friendly today.

Osamu Dazai, who hadn't been here for a long time, didn't strike up a conversation with her like before, but nodded and said, "Long time no see."

The maid was silent for a while and said, "You look more cheerful than before, do you have a lover?"

Dazai had a strange expression, and he denied it one after another: "No, no, it's nothing like that. I just sent away a little ancestor, and now I feel single long live."

Dazai Osamu's words shocked everyone else.

Even Miyazawa Kenji said: "It's unbelievable that this is what Mr. Dazai said."

Tanizaki Naomi: "I don't feel right."

There are two circles of supernatural beings and conjurers, and the news of the two incidents that happened in succession has been blocked from the outside world, and they haven't heard any related rumors.

Ranpo Edogawa finished eating the potato chips in his mouth, and said in a tone of "Isn't this well-known?": "Isn't he falling in love with his patient?"

Yosano Akiko let out a "huh" and sneered: "As expected of you, Osamu Dazai, you have no idea of ​​medical ethics even after becoming a psychiatrist. You are as expected of a bastard who taught you that."

"I didn't expect that even Ranbu's mind was polluted." Osamu Dazai, who lost his last innocence, took a big sip of coffee depressedly, "I am really innocent with him."

"Huh?" Luanbu put on his glasses and opened his eyes to look at him: "Is it because he doesn't like you, or you don't like him?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He was wrong, he shouldn't have come.

Standing up and bypassing the maid with gloomy eyes, he went to the front desk to settle the bill and left.

Osamu Dazai did not go home either.

Gojo Satoru is a person with a great sense of presence and no sense of shame. The traces of his life in that house are heavier than his master.

bother.

He wandered the streets all afternoon and went to a nightclub.

False feelings make him more comfortable than real feelings.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai did not notice in time that not only several Osamu Dazai walked out of the mirror in his home, but also characters that had never appeared before.

A group of Osamu Dazai looked at the woman who was very similar to them sitting on the sofa and using a spare mobile phone, and they couldn't accept it for a while.

The young Zai tried to find other possibilities: "Could it be a twin sister who lives outside?"

Chief Zai: "No."

Hei Shizai pointed at the leader Zai: "Ah, it looks a bit like you."

Wu Zhenzai echoed: "Maybe it was because you couldn't hold back in the later stage or became perverted, so you turned yourself into a woman."

Although they are all Osamu Dazai, they all have different personalities.

Juvenile Zai is naive, Hei Shi Zai is darker, Wu Jing Zai is more mature and reliable, and Chief Zai is cruel and majestic.

This person gave them the feeling that the leader Jae had been bleached.

The state of mind is visibly better, but similar in nature.

The leader Zai sneered and didn't speak.

Hei Shizai stared at her for a while, then suddenly said, "Ah, her clothes look familiar."

The black jacket the woman was wearing had a leathery texture, with purple reflections in the light, the zipper was covered, and the neckline covered her chin.

The others fell silent.

They all said shit in their hearts.

During the time Gojo Satoru lived at home, Dazai Osamu forbade them to appear in front of each other.

But that doesn't stop them from getting to know each other.

Doesn't Gojo Satoru just love to wear this kind of clothes?

Wu Jingzai's voice trembled a little: "Am I blind? Why do I feel like she is wearing a wedding ring?"

The other Dazai, who only showed one eye, looked in horror at the bottom of his ring finger, which was exposed because he reached out to make a phone call, where there was a ring.

An ice blue shard is embedded in the silver ring, which is astonishingly bright.

"You guys are really going to cause trouble." The woman who had been ignoring them said suddenly, turned off the phone that was not connected, and stood up from the sofa to face them.

"I'm going out, you stay here." The woman took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on, her tone was quite cold, "If you don't want me to destroy the mirror."

The mirror connecting time and space is an invisible attachment. Even if the mirror in that room is smashed, it will still appear in the mirror beside Osamu Dazai.

But they believed the man had the power to destroy it.

So I chose to be honest.

The first-year trio who had returned to their normal college life had just finished today's task and returned to school on the tail of the setting sun.

Someone just came out of the school.

A beautiful older sister who is unfamiliar yet has a strong sense of familiarity.

Fu Heihui: "Mr. Dazai?!"

Nazaki tugged at him, and whispered, "You are sober, this is a woman!"

A real, tall, handsome sister with long hair and chest.

Knotweed also whispered: "Generally irrelevant people are not allowed to enter colleges, right? And do you think her dress..."

Hui: "...and the one that Mr. Gojo usually wears, only the difference is in size."

The three of them gasped.

All kinds of thunderous plots flooded into his mind in an instant, and he became uneasy to speak.

Nazaki: "Substitute literature?"

Could it be that this is the person Gojo Satoru really likes, and he just used Mr. Dazai as a substitute?

If this person can enter a high school, is he also a conjurer?

It seems that there is an existence among the magicians that can destroy the magicians, could it be her? ?

When Dazai Osamu (♀) saw the three, he was not very enthusiastic (because he was caught to work) but he greeted them kindly.

"Good afternoon, Hui, Wild Rose and Yuren."

Seeing their strange expressions, she immediately understood and explained: "I come from another world, and in my world, you are my students."

They were shocked again.

Fu Heihui: "Then...how am I in your world?"

Fuck, can he in that world survive Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru until he grows up? !

"Under the guidance of Wutiao and myself, she is very good." She smiled knowingly, pretending that she was an excellent teacher, and tried to make a halo of the words "being a model teacher" on her head.

Fu Heihui has already started thinking about whether he should find a way to separate these two people in this world.

Although he felt bad about his conscience, he wanted to live a good life.

"Okay, I still have something to do, so I have to go first. Before I leave, I will give you a kind reminder: From now on, don't trust Osamu Dazai." She put her hands in her pockets and left without much explanation.

"Hello."

Wujo Gojo had just finished his work and was about to buy a cup of milk tea before returning to the high school, when suddenly someone patted his shoulder from behind.

The no lower limit technique seems to be gone.

Oh wow.

"Hello... Dazai?!"

Gojo Satoru, who was about to give the other party a shot, looked exactly like the female version of Dazai Osamu, and stayed where he was.

She tilted her head and smiled: "Yes."

Gojo Satoru suddenly took her hand and said sincerely: "Although I'm glad you are willing to make changes for me, it's better for you to be yourself. I won't dislike your gender."

He had seen a transgender real person, and he understood that the gender of the mantra could not be fixed, so he quickly accepted the setting of the female version of Osamu Dazai.

Unexpectedly, although Dazai ruthlessly drove him out of the house, he would make such a big sacrifice behind his back!

He really still likes him!

she:?

"You don't think I'm him, do you? Be sober, you don't have such a big weight with him. "

She is also drunk, but it can only be said that no matter which world Wujo Satoru is, she is so confident.

"Oh..." Gojo Satoru let go of his hand in disappointment, "Then you are?"

"Osamu Dazai from the parallel world, come here to take care of some things, can I trouble you to buy me a cup of pearl milk tea?"

She pointed to the milk tea shop next to her.

Gojo Satoru looked at the ring on her hand and was very excited for a while.

It seems that he in the parallel world has already married his wife.

Rounding off he and Dazai got married too!

He was so excited that he was not very smart anymore, he just forgot that he also wanted to buy milk tea, and just bought a cup of pearl milk tea and handed it to her.

"Thank you." She hugged the milk tea, but didn't drink it, but said something rather unsightly, "Liking him is not a pleasant thing."

From her understanding, the Dazai rule in this world is very bad.

Especially in character.

Gojo Satoru: "I'm quite happy."