Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

"Your statement provided me with a new way of thinking."

Gojo Satoru's answer was beyond Osamu Dazai's expectation, he silently moved a little distance to the side.

After communicating with Fake Oil, it seems that something is wrong with his speech, and he can't go on like this.

See the world through the eyes of a straight man.

"Please forget the last sentence I just said."

After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he pretended nothing happened, and continued to read with his head down.

Gojo Satoru also seemed to have said nothing, and asked about other topics: "Where did you buy that little tiger of yours?"

"Pet shop." Osamu Dazai pushed the other person's head away with the spine of the book, and teased, "Don't you have a cat at home, and want to raise one?"

Gojo Satoru thought for a while before recalling that he had a cat, and said without changing his face: "The cat at home is not very good. I think the pet you are looking for should be very cute."

After all, there are such lovely pamphlets circulating.

"To disappoint you, the boss refuses to do business with people like you."

Earl D only does business with ordinary humans who are destined to do business, avoiding the situation where customers violate the contract but cannot be punished.

He can't be regarded as a serious guest, after all, Atsushi Nakajima was sent by him.

"Is it my fault for being too strong?"

"maybe."

Probably, Gojo Satoru, who exuded the aura of "Come and chat with me", was a bit like a big cat. At this time, Osamu Dazai, who had a bonus of affection for cats, closed the book in his hand, intending to chat casually with the other party.

He: "Why did Mr. Wujo choose to be a teacher?"

Mr. Gojo expressed his simple wish: "Because I hope that excellent conjurers will follow me and change the decadent conjuration world with me."

"It's a beautiful and long life ideal."

"Then, Doctor Dazai, why did you become a psychiatrist?"

Dr. Dazai expressed his simple wish: "I hope to meet a more powerful patient who can kill me."

"It's a perverted and fruitless ideal of life."

"Does Mr. Gojo have a teacher qualification certificate?"

"Does Mr. Dazai have a license as a psychological counselor?"

Apparently, there wasn't much to talk about today.

Wujo Wujo wanted to be reluctant, he told Dazai Osamu that Shizuko Yamashita had disappeared.Osamu Dazai was not surprised by this, after all, it is the best experimental product, and the fake Xia Youjie will definitely take it back.

Gojo Satoru: "Have you seen the true face of the person behind the scenes?"

Osamu Dazai: "No." Because the other party is using someone else's body, it cannot be regarded as his true face.

"Then it looks like you're going to live in my house for a long time, can you pay for the medical expenses?"

"I'm expensive."

Dazai Osamu's nonsensical words stunned Gojo Gojo for a while, and he said hesitantly, "Then I'll pay."

"What are you talking about?" Nagasaki who came back looked at the two with the eyes of "what are you city people doing?", took a sip of the blueberry shake milkshake to calm the shock.

Gojo Satoru didn't realize it, and announced his decision on the spot: "I'm probably very sick, so I plan to take a vacation for a while."

Fu Heihui handed him the pearl milk tea and strawberry-flavored cone he wanted: "I'm glad you realize this, and I hope you can recover soon."

Osamu Dazai took a sip of lemon grapefruit tea, and said with the most casual expression and the most serious tone: "Although Mr. Gojo's condition is very serious, I will try my best to treat him. However, please prepare for the worst .”

Knotabazu Yuhito scratched his head: "So what's wrong with Teacher?"

It's hard to imagine that such a powerful teacher would suffer from a chronic disease that is difficult to treat.

But Nazaki and Fuguro seemed to accept it with great difficulty.

"It's a very complicated disease. You can understand it this way: because the teacher is too powerful, it brings some small and difficult miscellaneous diseases."

Although the side effects caused by the six eyes are annoying, he has gotten used to it over the years, and it doesn't matter if it is cured or not. He mainly wants to take a vacation.

By the way, find out who the traitor is and who kidnapped Osamu Dazai.

Nazaki made a disgusted sound of "噫", and complained: "Although what you said is the truth, every time I hear such words, I am still speechless...Can we also take a vacation?"

The tone of the last sentence rose obviously, revealing her inner expectation.

Gojo Satoru ruthlessly dispelled her fantasy: "No. When I am on vacation, I will keep an eye on your studies and task progress. If you paddle, you will be arrested to complete more difficult tasks."

The three students couldn't help but make sad voices.

Osamu Dazai patted Atsushi Nakajima's head kindly: "Does Atsushi think that being a carefree kitten is very happy?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "Yeah!"

Dazai: "I hope you can be so happy in the future."

Dun: Cat alert jpg.

Because of the shortage of manpower, conjurers often work overtime and are called to work in the middle of the holiday. Therefore, although today is a holiday, the three students are still entrusted to the next door shopping mall to deal with the spell.

Gojo Satoru, who can't be moved by anyone, joins Dazai and his purchasing team.

Then he was surprised to find that Osamu Dazai only had bandages, wine and canned crabs in his eyes.He even proposed to go to the seafood market to catch a few and bring them back for dinner.

After Nakajima rejected the proposal on the grounds that "Mr. Dazai, you can't eat seafood until your wound heals", he took a few canned crabs as compensation.

By the way, it was Atsushi Nakajima who received 35 billion "startup funds for taking care of the owner" from Earl D, not Osamu Dazai who "didn't know where his wallet went" who paid the final payment.

Gojo Satoru synthesized his observations during this period and came to a conclusion: a certain doctor surnamed Dazai really needs someone to take care of him in order to live a good life. The manager of the pet shop is probably doing business with this person with the heart of helping the poor. .

However, Dazai Osamu is not so much incapable of self-care, as he has no idea of ​​life.

It can be said that it is a miracle that the suicide maniac can live to the age of 22.

On the way to buy things, a small episode happened.

A bespectacled guy full of social animals stopped Osamu Dazai and asked him seriously what he was doing in Tokyo.

Osamu Dazai put one hand on Gojo Satoru's shoulder, and said in a playful tone, "Guess?"

"... Forget it, even if you answered, it's not worth believing." Ango Sakaguchi pressed his glasses with a headache, noticed Osamu Dazai's hand on someone else, looked over, and saw a picture that made him even more headache His face turned pale with shock, "Why did you get involved with Gojo Satoru?!"

Osamu Dazai: "Pay attention to your wording, Ango, this is my patient." What does it mean to get together, it's normal communication!

Ango Sakaguchi was so startled that his glasses were about to crack: "What?! Did you trick Gojo Satoru?" There's no need to make such a big deal out of death, right?

Osamu Dazai expressed that he was offended: "What is cheating? All my patients voluntarily come to me for treatment. If you don't believe me, you can ask him."

Gojo Satoru, who was put on the shoulders by the liar doctor, showed a pure and innocent smile: "Yes, I voluntarily."

It seems that the doctor's problem is really big.

"...I don't care if you insist on staying in Tokyo, and I hope you will think about the consequences before making a decision."

After Ango Sakaguchi finished speaking, he watched Osamu Dazai pause for a while, remembering that there was still important work to be done, and left in a hurry.

Gojo Satoru looked at his back and asked Dazai Osamu: "Who is that glasses guy who belongs to the doctor?" He always felt that there was a strange atmosphere between these two people.

"We used to be very good friends, but then traitors appeared and differences occurred again."

The port mafia that the three of them left at the same time, Dazai Osamu and Mori Ogai had negotiated, it was a tacit "defection", and then they were laundered through Sakaguchi Ango's relationship.

After Fukuji Sakurachi's death, Osamu Dazai was listed as a major suspect.

Although the charge did not fall on him in the end because of the lack of evidence and the interference of various other factors, the friend had nothing to do.

He left the detective agency after that to open a counseling center in Chinatown.

Gojo Satoru: "Are you the traitor?"

"it's me."