after the tenant ran away

Under the threat of farting bugs, Tang Xindan began to coax the ignorant kitten: "Honey, help dad catch a bug?"

Xie Mingyang didn't, he hurriedly took a step back: "Meow?" Seriously?I won't catch it!

Tang Xindan was not a human being, pointed at the black spot on the ceiling, and lowered his voice: "Look at that bug that can fly and move, it's very fun, do you want to try it?"

Xie Ming raised the alpaca with his head full, and continued to back away.What are you kidding?Does he look like he's good at catching bugs?

Tang Xindan grabbed Xie Mingyang without taking a few steps back, climbed onto the chair and lifted him up: "Did you see it, baby? There!"

Xie Mingyang also really hates farts!He doesn't even want to touch it!He began to struggle: "Meow!" Nizi!Let go of Dad!

Tang Xindan cheered him up: "Come on baby!"

The farting bug on the ceiling suddenly moved, Tang Xindan became nervous, and Xie Mingyang's scalp went numb: "Meow! Meow!" Come on, you're big!Put me down quickly!

The Fart Bug seemed to sense the danger and seemed to start taking off.Then at this time, Xie Mingyang found that his instinct as a cat came online again——

As soon as the fart bug moved his eyes, he couldn't help chasing after him, moved again, stared again, his scalp was so numb that it was about to split, but he still locked on persistently.

When Tang Xindan saw something interesting, he immediately said excitedly: "Yes! That's it! Help Dad beat it!"

Then Xie Mingyang looked at him helplessly, stretched out two thoughtful front paws, and easily caught the farting bug.

The meat pads are really soft, and fart bugs don't fart.But holding this thing is like holding a time bomb, and the disgusting feeling of catching bugs with bare hands really makes Xie Mingyang feel creepy.

Xie Mingyang's psychological defense finally collapsed, and he couldn't help yelling: "Meow!" Dog is better than Tang Xindan!You wait for me!I, Xie Mingyang, will never finish with you in this life!

Tang Xindan quickly got off the ground, holding his kitten and rushing towards the trash can: "Don't push too hard, baby! Come on, let it go!"

For a moment, Xie Mingyang really wanted to die together.As long as he exerts a little force, the fart bug will release a stinky fart, killing Tang Xindan, a bastard.

The tip of the claw stretched out, and lightly touched the farting bug.Xie Mingyang thought secretly: Hehe, let's destroy together!

But... something seemed wrong, he was the one who grabbed the bug, it seemed to be closer to him, and he was still a cat with a keen sense of smell.

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Killing an enemy for one thousand will cost him eight hundred, but if he presses it down, he will at least smell so bad that he will lose two thousand for himself, which is not worth it.

Xie Mingyang threw away the fart bug sullenly.

The fart bug was thrown into the newly replaced garbage bag, Tang Xindan picked up the bag and dumped the fart bug out of the window.

After solving the fart bug, Tang Xindan relaxed, and he asked Xie Mingyang very excitedly: "Is it fun, baby?"

This can't be blamed on Tang Xindan at all, in his cognition there is no cat that doesn't like to catch bugs!His baby also had a happy face just now, hugging the farting bug for a long time.

How can you ask such a shameless question?Xie Mingyang gave Tang Xindan a cool look: "..." He could tell that he might not be a real cat, but Tang Xindan was definitely a real dog.

Xie Mingyang was so angry, he walked to the bathroom without saying a word, turned over to his tub, sat down and called Tang Xindan: "Meow!" Tang Xindan, come here!

Tang Xindan walked in following the sound, and saw his baby frowning guarding the tub, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

His baby is too smart, too smart!I caught a bug and knew I needed to take a bath!

Pay attention!

Tang Xindan happily hummed a song to receive the hot water: "Come on, baby, come and take a bath."

Originally, he planned to give Xie Mingyang a bath, but those claws caught farting bugs, how dirty!If you don't wash it, what will the baby do tonight under the covers and act like a baby!

Although the farting bug flew away, the shadow it left is still there.

Xie Mingyang couldn't forget the numbness of his scalp at all, his claws still had the unique smell of farting bugs, and he really wanted to chop off his claws.

He hated to slander: baby baby, baby you are a ghost, baby!It sounds good, whose baby will be taken to catch fart bugs?Hehe, a man's mouth is a deceitful ghost.

Tang Xindan didn't know Xie Mingyang's inner drama, he was full of praise for Xie Mingyang's performance: "Baby is really amazing, next time there are bugs, I will find you to catch them!"

What?Still have the face to say next time? !

Xie Mingyang was so angry, he kicked Tang Xindan angrily, and then found that Tang Xindan's hand hadn't moved at all.

So during the bath, the angry cat scolded Tang Xindan, but Tang Xindan cheerfully asked and answered questions with him, and chatted happily.

After taking a shower, Xie Mingyang, who finally felt alive, lay down in the cat dryer and waited for the hair to dry.

The cat dryer was just moved home by Tang Xindan a few days ago.It is said that Tang Xindan waited and watched for a long time, and decided to buy it after asking several cat owners.Because he always felt that the dryer was not very safe

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Even though he has bought the machine now, he is still worried. When Xie Mingyang was inside, he would hold a book and watch over it.

When the time came, Tang Xindan was afraid that Xie Mingyang would be short of water, so he carried Xie Mingyang to coax him to drink a few sips.

Seeing that it was getting late and it was time to go to bed, he carried Xie Mingyang to bed again.

Every day, I can't be spoiled.

One person, one cat, had a good night's sleep, and when Xie Mingyang woke up the next day, Tang Xindan was no longer in the room.

It was a rare good day, and the sky outside the window was unbelievably blue.

Xie Mingyang had long forgotten the grievances and grievances of last night, squinted his eyes and yawned, jumped out of bed, raised his furry tail to look for Tang Xindan.

Tang Xindan was in the kitchen, yawning in pajamas, making breakfast.

"Meow~" What are you doing delicious?Because he was running fast, the sound was still drawn out, and this "meow" had a trembling sound.

Hearing meowing, Tang Xindan turned her head slightly to greet Xie Mingyang: "Hey, baby is awake?"

Tang Xindan talked to the kitten really softly, and Xie Mingyang was in a particularly good mood when he heard it: "Meow~" That's right!

He climbed up Tang Xindan's pants, and Tang Xindan smiled and said, "Okay, okay, don't make trouble."

Xie Mingyang didn't listen, he continued to climb, and when he reached Tang Xindan's waist, Tang Xindan laughed, "Get down quickly."

Tang Xindan put down the spatula and grabbed the evil kitten hanging from his waist: "It's so itchy!"

Xie Mingyang dodged swiftly, and rushed onto Tang Xindan's shoulder in one go.

Tang Xindan begged for mercy and said, "Why are you so skinny? I'm very ticklish hahaha."

Xie Mingyang suddenly remembered where he had heard before that ticklish men are afraid of their wives.Then he thought about it, Tang Xindan is gay, he won't marry a wife.

Then when he falls in love with a man, does it belong to someone else's girlfriend or boyfriend?Xie Mingyang pondered.

Sometimes once a certain idea starts, it can't stop the car. Xie Mingyang squatted on Tang Xindan's shoulder and started to think about it.

He thought of the man who gave the birthday present that day, and suddenly began to wonder, could that be Tang Xindan's ex? !Immediately afterwards, inevitably, he thought of the shocking phrase "cock/cock is really hard".

Then Xie Mingyang froze for a while, then suddenly slipped away from Tang Xindan's shoulder without saying a word.

Facing the mischievous little cat, Tang Xindan's tone was full of helplessness: "Be careful with the pot! It's hot!"

Well, the kitten ran to the living room, like a little whirlwind.

Tang Xindan made breakfast for one person and one cat, and set them on the table.

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I had fried a steak, Xie Mingyang got a small piece of steak, and Tang Xindan chopped it very finely for him.

After the kitten finished eating the steak, Tang Xindan gave him another portion of goat's milk, watched him finish licking it fragrantly, took a short rest, and took Xie Mingyang to the company.

Tang Xindan had a meeting that day, Xie Mingyang fell asleep for a while, and wandered around the company feeling bored.

Their company is quite big, and there are quite a lot of people in each department, so they are divided into many offices.Xie Mingyang walked around for a while, but felt that it was not very interesting, so he returned to Tang Xindan's desk.

There were two people in the office, and they were talking quietly.

Originally, Xie Mingyang had already passed by, but when he heard Tang Xindan's name by accident, he stopped again.

"Recently I heard a gossip from Tang Xindan."

"what?"

Xie Mingyang: "?" Can men also gossip?

He took advantage of the situation and sat in a small corner, pricking up his ears to listen quietly.

The two gossips, a bald man and a beer belly, both looked sloppy.

To be honest, the people in Tang Xindan's office are not very good-looking.

Xie Mingyang observed that today, apart from Tang Xindan, only the owner of Big Orange, Xiaozhu, is okay.The others are engineering men and programmers, and because of the nature of their work, there are a lot of people with thinning hair.

Sometimes when Xie Mingyang fell asleep, he could still vaguely smell the smell of various hair tonics.

The bald man lowered his voice and said, "He's gay."

The beer belly couldn't hear clearly: "What?"

"Hey, you ears!" The bald man's voice became louder, "That's right, he's having sex with men!"

The beer belly heard it clearly now, and said in a surprised tone: "Huh? Is it real or fake? Can't you tell? It's not a mother, usually."

The bald-headed man sneered: "Why not a mother? You see, he makes himself look like a ghost all day long, those little girls are so rare, who knows that they are gay behind the scenes. I don't know if there is any disease."

Hearing this, Xie Mingyang flicked his tail in displeasure, and the fur on his back slowly exploded.