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Yu Yao opened his eyes and felt dizzy. This was not the kind brought about by traveling through time and space, but like drunkenness. What was even more frightening was that he was driving while holding the steering wheel.

Yu Yao decisively handed over control of the vehicle to the system, "Find a place to park."

【OK. 】The system invaded the automatic driving of the car, and the crooked car returned to normal, and quickly found a parking space and drove in.

As soon as the car stopped, Yu Yao leaned back on the chair back with his forehead propped up, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

[Could the original owner be a drunk driver? 】The system is about to call up the plot, but the danger detection plug-in in the data suddenly lights up red.

A strong sense of crisis swept over him, Yu Yao opened his eyes suddenly, and saw a big car that was out of control crashing towards him.

Before he fell into a coma, Yu Yao heard the system's shout, and his chest seemed to be burned. Suddenly, he seemed to see a wisp of black smoke rising from his feet and dissipating with the wind.

In the distance, the sound of an ambulance seemed to be heard.

……

Yu Yao woke up from the pain.

When he opened his eyes again, he was in the hospital, it was already late, the ward was very quiet, only the sound of the ticking of the hour hand, it was already early morning.

He didn't act rashly and observed the environment first.

This is a luxurious single ward with a bed next to it. A middle-aged woman is lying on her side, looking tired and restless, crying in her sleep. A young man is lying on the opposite sofa, wearing expensive clothes. The suit, the hair is disheveled, the laptop on the coffee table is shining brightly, and the documents are spread out in a pile.

This should be the original owner's family. It can be judged that the original owner's family background is very good, and he is very loved by the family.

Yu Yao controlled both his breath and mental fluctuations very well, and he did not wake up the two who were not sleeping soundly.

If the system hadn't shared its field of vision with him, it might not have been able to find it. It immediately and carefully stretched out its data tentacles to touch Yu Yao's mental body: [Host, are you alright?Do you feel uncomfortable somewhere?Do I need to call a doctor? 】

Its tone was very light and cautious.

Yu Yao touched its data hand with his mental body comfortingly, "Don't worry, I'm fine, how is my body?"

He can judge the basic situation from the pain feedback from the body, but he is not very sure.

[It scared me to death! 】The system was really relieved at this time, and cried "Wow", 【You don't even know the host's father, I was so scared when I saw that big car crashing out of control!Fortunately, no one was killed. You, the host, are the worst. Several ribs were broken. Fortunately, they didn’t pierce the internal organs. The others were all skin injuries, that is, the leg was broken, and it took several months to recuperate! 】

[I don't know whether to say you are unlucky or lucky, such a big car accident that hit you directly, unexpectedly only hurt such a little bit. 】After the system recovered, it stopped talking.

Yu Yao wasn't angry, instead, his eyes flashed thoughtfully, "This incident doesn't seem like an accident."

The system was startled, and the data couldn't help but exploded, [Is there someone who fucked? !Oh my god! 】

The host fell into a coma due to an accident, and the system didn't have the heart to read the main plot, so it didn't know what the story was about.

"It looks more like the tricks of gods and ghosts than sex." Yu Yao thought of the black smoke dissipating in front of his eyes. He closed his eyes and began to sort out the main plot.

This turned out to be an urban fairy tale about the heroine opening a harem!

The heroine Yan Jiao, a third-year student, was toyed with by her rich second-generation boyfriend, and finally found out that the other party was a scumbag who cheated on her legs and turned into an octopus. The two broke up. When the heroine was sad, she fell into the artificial lake of the school in a daze After being in a coma for ten days, he was mistaken for committing suicide by jumping into a lake after breaking up in love.

However, no one knows that during these days when Yan Jiao was in a coma, she actually brought a group chat golden finger to the world of comprehension and became a female cultivator of the Hehuan Sect. The day he was hacked back to modern times, he returned to his own body and woke up.

After she woke up, she found that her golden finger had turned into an app on her phone, and the people in the group chat all existed in this time and space.Yan Jiao, who has been away from the cultivation world for a while, is no longer the Yan Jiao she used to be. She became the King of the Sea, not only managing the fish in the group chat, but also commanding the four oceans.

If this story was written from the perspective of the heroine, it would be a cool article. However, this main line has a different approach and is written from the perspective of the heroine.

And the male lead is Ji Shunian, the rich second-generation boyfriend who played with Yan Jiao.

Ji Shunian is the kind of classic male lead in goofy novels, he doesn't know how to cherish it when he gets it, and suddenly realizes it when he loses it.After Yan Jiao fell into a coma, Ji Shunian "seeed through" his true heart, relying on the fact that Yan Jiao, who was in a coma, could not get up and beat him, he did a series of self-moving things.

Putting on a ring for her proposal, talking to her every day by her hospital bed, cutting off her past romantic affairs for her and so on.

It's a pity that the Yan Jiao who woke up was not that Yan Jiao, she just wanted to kick Ji Shunian's crooked neck tree to enrich her fish pond.

Then Ji Shunian started chasing his wife to the crematorium. Yan Jiao was indifferent to this, and found a group of friends to buy a bunch of yellow talismans and cinnabar, and drew a bad luck talisman to stick on it. On Ji Shunian.

Yan Jiao originally just wanted to teach him a lesson, but she didn't expect that Master Ming, who made the yellow talisman and cinnabar, was extremely skilled and used high-quality materials. This bad luck talisman directly promoted two ranks, so she could only walk and wrestle at first. Ji Shunian, whose phone exploded, was directly involved in a car accident.

If Ji Shunian hadn't blocked it with the jade Guanyin necklace he sent as a gift, Ji Shunian might have died on the spot.

Yan Jiao's mistake had a cause and effect, so she had to come to visit and take care of Ji Shunian, and the spark was rekindled between the two after several months of getting along.

but!The daughter of the Acacia sect, Xiuyan Jiao, is already a qualified Neptune. Ji Shunian has gone to sleep, and it is impossible to give up an entire fish pond for him. Moreover, the most important thing in Yan Jiao's heart is the Dao, so how could she do it for a mere Mortals stop and stay.

After Ji Shunian was ridiculed many times by his love rival, he went up the mountain in frustration to worship the Buddha in the temple where he was a child, and finally found out that there is such a thing as cultivation in the world.

Not only that, but Ji Shunian's bones are not bad, he is a top-notch furnace, and he can double the result with half the effort with the female cultivators of the Acacia Sect.

All in all, after a series of entanglements, Ji Shunian, a playboy, succeeded in transforming, Yan Jiao also changed her mind and accepted him again, and the two happily ended.

Yu Yao, who had read the whole story: "..." Actually, if he wasn't the hero Ji Shunian, he would have enjoyed watching this story.

It stands to reason that Ji Shunian should not be dissatisfied since he seeks benevolence and deeds benevolence, but after he lived a long life, he thought things differently. In [-], Ji Shunian broke up with Yan Jiao.

The reason is that Yan Jiao's sentimental way is doomed that she can't live with only one man, but Ji Shunian's way is only for one person, and neither of them is willing to give up their own way, so they can only end up unhappy. They parted ways.

[Main line task [-]: Ashes to dust, dust to dust, and the leading edge is over, so don’t entangle for nothing; Main line task [-]: Help the little ones get their way; Main line task [-]: Give relatives a pension and die; Main line task [-]: Longevity of the elder brother A hundred years old, a happy family; main task five: cultivating merit and praying for blessings]

There are a total of five tasks, and they are all main tasks that must be done. Ji Shunian has a lot of regrets in his life.

That's right, Yu Yao has now become Ji Shunian, and the current time is when Ji Shunian broke his leg because of Yan Jiao's bad luck talisman. Speaking of which, the maker of the yellow talisman and cinnabar is Ming Master Yu Qing, who is task three. Zhongji Shunian is the youngest.

"It's also Yu, what a coincidence." Yu Yao said casually, but didn't take it seriously.

After all, in the same world, there are not many people with the same name. Three thousand worlds are reincarnated, but meeting people with the same surname is nothing unusual. Yu Yao has experience in this regard.

The Yu family and the Ji family are family friends, Ji Shunian and Yu Qing can be said to be close friends, but later the couple of the Yu family got divorced, and the scene was very ugly. Mother took the money and went abroad and didn't come back for more than ten years. Yu's father moved his property to the south in order to make a comeback. Later, he settled down there and remarried and never came back.

After the accident in the Yu family, Yu Qing lived with his grandmother. His grandmother passed away when he was in high school, and his father had already formed a new family with a pair of twins. Yu Qing had nowhere to go and spent a period of time in Ji's family.

Later, Yu Qing went to study in a Buddhist academy, and her Dharma name became clear. The jade Guanyin was given by Yu Qing on Ji Shunian's birthday last year. She personally went to Myanmar to pick out the jadeite from the original stone and carved it by herself. , and put it in front of the Buddha for seven to seven days to chant sutras for 49 days. After it was opened, it was said to be able to prevent disasters, so Ji Shunian wore it all the time.

Thinking about it, Yu Yao raised his hand and groped around his neck for a while, pulled out the jade pendant with the red thread and took a look, and saw a deep crack on the beautiful and delicate Jade Guanyin in his memory, and the color of the jade was much darker .

Yu Yao rubbed the jade stone twice, but he didn't know who the target would be in the story.

Could it be Yu Qing?Name it after me?Yu Yao couldn't help laughing, then shook his head and thought: We'll know only after getting in touch.

At this time, Yu Yao hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter, but there was movement on the sofa over there.

"Xiao Nian, you're awake." A hoarse voice came from the front, and the man who fell asleep on the sofa woke up and sat up with his forehead propped up. He rubbed the center of his brows and yawned. The keyboard is ready to continue working.

Suddenly, he stopped, and suddenly looked up at the hospital bed, "Xiao Nian!"

He stood up in a "babble", because of his panic, his calf bumped against the coffee table, but he didn't show the slightest reaction and continued to stride towards the hospital bed.

Ji Ruinian himself didn't respond, but the muffled "boom" woke up Ji's mother who was on the accompanying bed, and she bounced up immediately, looking at Yu Yao in shock and surprise, tears streaming down her face.

The author has something to say:

At this time, Yu Yao hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter.

Yu Qing (knocking on wooden fish): Amitabha.