After the whole network was blocked, I became popular with emoticons

The temperature is gradually warming up, and the variety show of survival in the wild has finally ushered in spring.

The little fuzzy drama that no one watched turned into a "sweet pastry". Many artists took the initiative to contact the program group, wanting to be the guest of the next season, which made the program group feel the warmth they had never had before.

And the cause of all this--

Because Fu Qing and Guo Yifan were on the same show!

It's also because Fu Qing and the senior who criticized him are also on the same show!

Fu Qing and Guo Yifan, true and false Fu Qing, everyone really wants to see Fu Qing's expression on the "fake".

As for the latter, it is obvious that the program group does not think it is a big deal to watch the excitement. The old man just criticized the "impetuous young traffic" a while ago, and Fu Qing was named by him as an example.Now that these two meet, can't sparks fly?

With the inevitable popularity and Yang Chunxue's signature, even if the industry is not optimistic about "Explore Nature", they can't help but send their own little artists to try to catch the leaks in the show.

……

Before the official filming of the show, the agent opened Guo Yifan's car door with a cup of hot coffee and a stack of documents.

"I got it, the script of the program group." The agent showed a happy face, "This time the filming took place in a deserted field, and I have summarized all the knowledge that may be used by then, and you must memorize it in advance."

Guo Yifan hated this kind of reciting thing the most. Seeing this, his eyes darkened, and he couldn't help doubting: "Are you sure Fu Qing will do this?"

"He doesn't have any survival skills in the wild. If he doesn't rely on preparation in advance, how can he become fans? And I asked the staff, he did get the script and materials in advance."

Guo Yifan sighed deeply, "Okay."

The news that Fu Qing was going to make a gangster film was well concealed, so now most people in the industry are guessing that his reason for joining the variety show might be to highlight "contrasting cuteness".

However, it is impossible for an ordinary artist to become an expert in wild survival in an instant, so if Fu Qing wants to perform, he must prepare in advance.

The company waited on the sidelines, and as expected, they learned that Fu Qing asked the program group for the script and prepared a lot of knowledge to memorize.

The manager's eyes were cold, and he said: "When the time comes, you will speak in front of him."

Saying Fu Qing's words left him speechless.

Naturally, there is no performance.

……

The day the show was filmed.

In each issue of Survival in the Wild, there will be six entertainers, two experts in wild survival, and two "amateurs".However, the so-called amateurs are not really ordinary people, usually the family members of two guests.

It was late in the traffic jam on Fuqing Road, and when I entered the door, I saw Guo Yifan and the old man were already there.

The eyes of the rest of the artists couldn't help but focus on the three of them. Although none of the three of them spoke, everyone felt that the atmosphere was a little indescribably tense.

The scene was quiet for a moment, everyone was waiting to see Fu Qing's reaction.

But Fu Qing's reaction was almost no reaction, he just walked in the door calmly, and then introduced himself to everyone.

"My name is Fu Qing. I'm an actor. Please give me your advice."

He greeted and shook hands with everyone, including Guo Yifan and the seniors.His attitude, even his calmness from the beginning to the end, was not in the slightest special to these two people.

Guo Yifan will not be exposed in front of the camera, but also smiled and said: "Hello, Guo Yifan."

Fu Qing nodded politely: "I heard about it."

The old man obviously disliked him, but he didn't want to offend him in public, it just seemed a little cold.

Fu Qing didn't seem to care, he moved to the last position, surprised and pleasantly asked: "Why are you here?"

Shen Yanzhao smiled without saying a word, just poked Shen Bai's back.

Shen Bai was forced to take the blame, and said: "The program team invited me, so I'm here."

It's that simple?

Fu Qing looked at Shen Yanzhao unexpectedly.

Since entering the door, Fu Qing's only special attitude was given to the two brothers Shen Bai and Shen Yanzhao.

He was not particularly surprised when Shen Bai came over, after all, Shen Bai was also an insider.But Mr. Shen, the other party always gives him the feeling that he has a lot of things to do, so he has time to participate in such a program?

However, Fu Qing suddenly remembered the "misunderstanding" of the previous mobile phone number.

Speaking of which, his impression of Shen Yanzhao was not correct, as if he never thought that the other party would be so talkative.

Fu Qing immediately felt relieved.

Everyone has arrived, and the teams pack their bags on their backs and start to set off.

For seven days, they had to cross a barren land, climb a barren hill, and cross three rivers of different sizes.The first hurdle for everyone is a small stream.

"We can camp there. There are fish in the stream, so we can catch a few and eat them." The field survival expert looked around and looked at the map in his hand, and said, "In addition to fish, I also need to go around to find wild fruits." Food like that, who of you will follow me?"

Except for the two survival experts, the others couldn't identify the varieties of wild fruits and vegetables at all. They didn't dare to answer casually, and looked at each other in embarrassment.

Only Guo Yifan was overjoyed.

He will do this!

The program team has already passed the questions, and among the materials prepared, there are pictures and materials of wild vegetables and wild fruits that can be eaten nearby, and he has memorized them all.However, Guo Yifan waited on purpose, and only after Fu Qing moved his body did he rush to answer: "I'll go with you!"

"I can recognize the common types of wild vegetables, and I can go with you." Guo Yifan enjoyed the surprise and admiration from everyone, and before leaving, he gave Fu Qing a provocative glance.

——The feeling of being robbed of the opportunity by me, isn't it uncomfortable?

Fu Qing looked puzzled.

Shen Yanzhao looked at Guo Yifan's back, thoughtfully: "Can you recognize wild vegetables?"

Fu Qing shook his head, and answered truthfully: "I don't recognize it at all."

Shen Yanzhao couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

The two left the team, and the rest, led by another survival expert, started catching fish.

Sparkling, after a whole winter of precipitation, the stream is crystal clear and looks extraordinarily sweet.

But, at the same time, it also means freezing temperatures.

Artists and guests were not very willing to go into the water, but Fu Qing excitedly began to roll up his sleeves: "Let me do it."

Shen Yanzhao sighed silently, and reached out his hand to stop him: "You rest, I'll come."

Fu Qing blinked, and Shen Yanzhao had already started to take off his coat in a daze.

He hurried to catch up: "What are you doing?"

"Mother Meng moved three times and once taught her son. I will take care of you. It's like night when the sun goes down, and spring after winter." Shen Yanzhao looked at the flowing river solemnly, his face full of vicissitudes.

Fu Qing didn't understand at all, and said at a loss: "When the sun goes down, it's night, when winter passes, it's like spring... What does this mean?"

Shen Yanzhao: "Of course, it's justified."

Fu Qing saw him take off his windproof cap, camouflage-colored thick coat and dark green cotton vest, staggering to the side of the stream, squatting down slowly, it was not too difficult.But it is not easy for him to walk into the stream and catch small fish in early spring.He squatted beside the stream, his slender body leaning slightly to the left, showing an effort.At this time, Fu Qing saw his back, tears were about to fall.

Something is not quite right.

While Fu Qing's eyes were red, he felt that this back view was so moving, as if through him, he saw a certain father who was going to buy oranges.

Yes, father!

Fu Qing suddenly sobered up from this strange moving expression, and realized—Mother Meng moved three times, and once taught her son, isn't this all the love of parents?What does Shen Yanzhao mean?

Before Shen Yanzhao was about to take off his shoes and socks, Fu Qing grabbed his wrist helplessly: "You don't need to go into the water, I have a way to catch fish."

Before everyone had time to react, they saw Fu Qing take off the backpack behind him.Each artist's luggage is organized by himself, each with a backpack, as long as the backpack can fit, as long as they don't carry food or fire, the program team will not stop them.

Fu Qing stretched out his hand and took out a simple portable fishing rod and a big net bag.

"Fishing rod, fishing net." Fu Qing looked at the wilderness survival expert for help, "Are these two things useful?"

The expert who just stepped into the water: ...

He lowered his head to look at his feet, which were white with cold, and felt that he looked like an idiot when he went into the water to fish.

"of course can."

He climbed up helplessly.

Fu Qing even thoughtfully sent a clean towel.

The crowd dug out some worms and earthworms in the soft soil and made them into bait for fishing.However, the fishing rod is actually not very effective. Chun Nuan has just cut through the ice and snow, and the small fish in the stream are not so active yet, even if they face the fragrant bait, they are not very enthusiastic.

But the fishing net worked wonderfully.Put a handful of bait directly into the river, and the fish will gather here, and then point the fishing net at it again, and it will be a pile of small dried fish.

Guo Yifan and the field experts left for more than half an hour, and when they came back, the people left behind had a lot to gain.On the contrary, the two of them had nothing to gain. They were in the wilderness, and there were not many edible things around them.

Guo Yifan was ashamed and sat down on the ground.

He went with people full of confidence, intending to show off his knowledge to shine, but there seemed to be a few Pacific Oceans between theory and practical application, and the gap was huge.The green grass is very clear in the picture, but it looks like "grass" to the naked eye, and it is completely unrecognizable what kind it is.

He tried to identify two plants, but was wrong.

The expert was quite patient, and said solemnly: "The plant you said is indeed very similar to this plant, but if you observe carefully, you can see that the serrations on the edges of their leaves are different."

Guo Yifan was ashamed.

It doesn't really matter if you don't recognize them, but it's strange. He swore before that he could recognize common wild vegetables, but now it seems like he is boasting casually.

Fortunately, there is still a chance to make up for it later.

Guo Yifan watched the crowd begin to dissect the fish, and couldn't wait to express: "Is there a fire going to be made next? I know that there are two common ways to make a fire in the wild. One is to use a concave lens to focus the light source on the dead leaves; It’s drilling wood to make fire.”

After all, he looked at the field expert and pretended to be humble: "Senior, am I right?"

"That's right..." the expert hesitated, "But we usually eat raw."

Everyone gave a pause for handling the internal organs of the fish maw.

"No, I don't eat raw."

"Hey, don't complain. If you want simplicity in the wild, why don't you treat it like raw fish sashimi?"

"But sashimi is very demanding on water sources. The stream is not very clean. Raw fish is full of bacteria, right? Is it true that you won't have diarrhea after eating it?"

"Why don't I eat sashimi..."

Amidst the complaints from the crowd, Fu Qing raised his eyes and saw Shen Yanzhao's face was ashen.

"You don't eat raw products either?" Fu Qing was curious.

Shen Yanzhao was depressed: "Yes."

The expert said helplessly: "Fire is indeed necessary, otherwise it will be very cold at night. The method Mr. Guo said just now is very correct, but it is very difficult to make a fire in practice, and it is impossible for us to drill wood to make fire again and again. Everyone Still have to be prepared to eat raw."

Fu Qing scratched his head, and took out a small can from his bag: "Well, I brought a small gas can."

A palm-sized pot is definitely not enough for cooking, but it is more than enough for borrowing a fire.

Afterwards, Fu Qing took out a collapsible pot from his bag, as well as many bottles and jars, such as salt and pepper, cumin, chili noodles...

Everyone: Sluggish.jpg

Is your bag a Doraemon pocket?

Why do some people go out with so many things that they don’t have? !

Moreover, it was the first time they knew that the original pot also had a foldable type.

After the camera, the chief director looked at the executive director in shock and anger: "Who searched the bag, but the gas tank was not confiscated? You can't bring lighters and matches, so can the gas tank be enough?!"

The executive director looked aggrieved: "I thought it was hairspray..."

"What about those seasonings?"

"I think what Fu Qing said is right. You can't bring food, and you didn't say you can't bring seasonings. You can't bring food to ensure that the show doesn't turn into a picnic, but the seasonings are just to make the food taste better. As long as the guests can recite it , there seems to be no problem?"

director:…………

Suddenly, it makes sense.

The author has something to say:

Fu Qing: I will bring a lot of things to the show.

Copy Jing Guo Yifan: I already knew that you have to bring a lot of knowledge, but I will not give you a chance to show off.

Then, he watched helplessly as Fu Qing took out N bottles of seasoning from his bag.