The weakest zombie ever

Tao Le led his consolation team to the human base, and was warmly welcomed by the big boss of the human base!

Seeing that everyone was staring at them motionlessly, Li Dan poked the love general zombie A beside him: "By the way, they look at me with such eager eyes... I'm not used to it!"

Zombie A on the side nodded, really not used to it...too eager.

Zombie C pulled out a crystal nucleus and stuffed it into his mouth: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooow! (He...they are too enthusiastic, I can't stand it! I have to eat a crystal nucleus to suppress my shock.)"

Zombie K looked at the onlookers, and gave himself a thumbs up: "Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Chi Wang glared at the surroundings viciously, thinking: Sure enough, Tao Le should be wrapped in a scarf, wrap it up, so many people are looking at him, I will suffer a serious loss, okay?

Tao Le silently covered his face: I didn't expect that one day I would be able to enter the human base openly, but I would rather not have this kind of treatment!It feels so deceitful to be seen as a monkey!And the guys next to me look so proud, what are they trying to do?Didn't you find that people looked at you like a joke?

Along the way, Tao Le felt a sense of strangeness and nostalgia. After all, this was the first time after the end of the world, he had normal contact with humans, and he had not been attacked by humans.Although the expressions of the human beings are stiff and all of them are very vigilant...but one day, zombies can run around in this street just like humans...fair trade, such a picture can't be more beautiful!Tao Le secretly made up his mind that he must work harder on the alliance between humans and zombies.

Shen Nuo greeted Chi Wang and his party to the conference room.Chi Wang, Tao Le and a group of zombies sat on one side, while the humans except Shen Nuo sat far away opposite them.

Shen Nuo curled the corners of his mouth stiffly, that's enough, what kind of people are greedy for life and afraid of death!Thinking about the fact that I went deep into the zombie base camp alone at the beginning, if I told you, wouldn't you all be scared to pee!

The attitude of the zombies towards humans was indifferent, but A, C, K and Li Dan walked over enthusiastically after seeing Shen Nuo.

"Be careful, general!" Several people in power who were more loyal to Shen Nuo warned one after another, and rushed over to surround Shen Nuo.But he didn't expect to see those zombies first pat Shen Nuo on the shoulder in a friendly way, and then his own general also patted Shen Nuo on the shoulder in a friendly way in response.

"General, this is..." Shen Nuo's right-hand man asked hesitantly.

"It's okay, when I disappeared four months ago, I went to the zombie base to inquire about news."

As Shen Nuo's most important and loyal subordinate, Li Chao's face turned pale. Thinking of his boss living alone in the zombie base for two months... how many high-level zombies were there during that period, and how many dangers there were around... Just think about it I felt shuddering: "General, how can you put yourself in danger like this? Besides, zombies... (It's still so dangerous, how can you put yourself in danger...)"

Before Li Chao could finish speaking, Shen Nuo stretched out his hand to stop him.Mistake, why did he just say it?With the level of Li Chao's nagging, he can talk about this matter from morning to night. Although Li Chao is very capable, and his ability level is second only to Shen Nuo... But it is not like a man just to chatter : "Li Chao, there are still guests here. The business is important!"

Li Chao frowned slightly, and slightly disagreed with Shen Nuo's words, but he also knew that talking about zombies in front of him would definitely arouse the disgust of zombies, so he could only hold back his desire to speak, shut up and stand aside stiffly standing.

Shen Nuo smiled flatteringly at his younger brother Chi Wang: "Ahem...it's nothing, the subordinates just worry about it sometimes."

Chi Wang nodded in agreement: "Well, I understand, sometimes Tao Le is like this!"

Shen Nuo: Why do you feel that you have been misunderstood? Brother, did you imagine something bad?

Tao Le: Why did it involve me?

Then I heard Chi Wang continue to say: "But your #% (pet and wife) is not as obedient as my Tao Le!"

When Tao Le finished eating the one that said "yours", he rubbed Chi Wang's foot vigorously.

Chi Wang turned his head and glared at Tao Le, revealing his well-maintained teeth, slipping his tongue between them.

"... Hehe, save yourself some face, your brother is here!" Tao Le hastily leaned over to block the gap between the two of them with his hand and said in a low voice, and seeing that Chi Wang was still dissatisfied, he hurried over and kissed twice: "Is that the way it is?"

Only then did Chi Wang nodded in satisfaction, and sat upright again.

But after hearing Chi Wang's words, "I'm not as obedient as my family Tao Le", Shen Nuo's whole body froze. The other people present didn't know the relationship between Chi Wang and Tao Le, didn't he know? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻As my dear brother, how can I misunderstand my dear brother? And what kind of vision do you have... Although your brother is a rotten boy, but your brother likes big breasts A girl with a slender waist, okay? Thinking of this, Shen Nuo turned to look at Li Chao who was standing there. She has strong muscles and...full chest muscles... Well, Li Chao's breasts are not small, but his waist is not thin. ?He doesn't like mermaid lines, he likes water snake waists! But in the last days...women seem to lose their figure, and their waists are thick and fat...Compared with Li Chao, it seems to be thicker! Thinking of this, Shen Nuo's whole body Not good...brother, please don’t hurt others, okay~~~~(>_<)~~~~ My brother is heterosexual, not gay, so I can’t mislead your dear brother like this, my brother is still waiting to pass on the family line of the Shen family, okay? ?

"Hehe...Li Chao and Tao Le are not the same!"

Tao Le looked at Li Chao, then thought about himself, nodded in understanding: yes!The other party is a subordinate, he belongs to... a relative, but it's different!

Chi Wang looked at Li Chao, then looked at Tao Le next to him, and nodded understandingly: Well, my family Tao Le is weak, but compared to that man, I still like Tao Le's type.

Zombies A, C, K, and Li Dan silently looked at Tao Le and Li Chao: They are different. Compared with the muscular man on the opposite side, their Tao Le's combat power is only 5, and they can't embarrass the zombies any more. !

Li Chao looked at Tao Le and thought to himself: I must be better than you!I can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, fight zombies, and manage generals, you... can you do it?

The rest of the human beings: Hey hey... the generals are the ones who are negotiating or something, let's watch, watch!

Shen Nuo saw the zombie on the opposite side nodding to express his understanding, and finally relaxed, taking a breath: "Actually, I invite you here this time to form an alliance."

Chi Wang nodded.

Shen Nuo glanced at Chi Wang. As expected of my younger brother, he could hold his breath: "The end of the world has been so long, especially in the past few years, there have been few conflicts between humans and zombies. And we all have to face new challenges. The enemy...do you believe that mutant animals have also attacked your side?"

Chi Wang continued to nod.Except for Tao Le who listened carefully, the other zombies seemed to be lacking in interest. For them, they came here just to join in the fun, and then they came here to support the King. The decision was made by the King himself. Yes, they are very obedient!

And Shen Nuo has lived in the zombie base for two months and clearly knows the level gap and management system among the zombies, and then continued to talk to Chi Wang: "And we found that the brains of mutated animals produce a substance that is the same as the crystal nucleus. The nucleus of the brain. We guess that since the composition of the substance is the same, can you who can eat the nucleus of the brain also be able to eat this kind of brain nucleus?"

Shen Nuo waved someone to take out six crystal nuclei, and Li Chao held them over on a plate.

Chi Wang and Tao Le didn't move, and then they saw C pick up one and put it directly in his mouth and start chewing.

Zombies except zombie C: "...(C, you are a foodie! Look at the location, you are committing a crime! Can't you be more reserved? You are still alive, what do you look like when you are hungry... ...The base and the king are missing your food or your clothing!)”

Among the human beings, except for Shen Nuo who knew zombie C, they all sighed: No wonder the general said that zombies are difficult to deal with!Seeing that even letting the subordinates come in person for the poison test, it couldn't be smarter!And there are such loyal subordinates, it's strange that the zombies are not powerful!

After Zombie C ate the crystal nucleus with relish, he put the remaining five crystal nuclei into his bag.

The humans stared at zombie C dumbfounded.

Zombie C glared at those people: What are you looking at!What was given to us is ours, there is no way to take it back!

Seeing this, Shen Nuo covered his mouth and coughed twice: "Ahem...Since little C has eaten the crystal nucleus and feels pretty good, then my guess has been confirmed. If so... look at us Is there any possibility of an alliance?"

"Ok?"

"Let's destroy the mutated animals together, and then the carcasses will be handed over to you!" Shen Nuo motioned to Chi Wang with his eyes.

Chi Wang lowered his head and thought for a while: "I'll give you the corpse, we only need the crystal nucleus!"

The other people in power looked at the pool in disbelief. They didn't expect the zombies to be so generous. You must know that there are some animals with fur among the mutated animals, and the fur of those animals can be processed into corresponding armor. , For human beings, it can be said to be extremely useful!

Shen Nuo also knew that Chi Wang was not greedy for these things, but his younger brother's refusal to fight for it did not mean that he would not fight for his younger brother: "So how about this? Let us deal with the dead bodies of animals, and we will provide you with the corresponding mutated brain nuclei. We will divide the animal corpses in half...I will exchange them for corresponding contribution points for you, and you can exchange them for what you want in the human base! But the premise is...you can't hurt people!"

"Yes, but you humans don't have any thoughts of harming zombies!"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Tao Le: Let's go, let's go shopping.

Zombies: What is shopping?

Tao Le: You can buy things you like and watch things you are interested in. Anyway, it’s fun!

Zombies: Oh, let's go shopping!

Zombie C: This one looks delicious, that one looks delicious too, I want to buy it back no matter what!

Tao Le: Xiao C, why do you only look at people instead of commodities?

Zombie K: What is this?What it is?It really doesn't fit my taste! (Pick up the cosmetics on the counter, sit and aim right)

Tao Le said to the sales lady beside her: Dress her up beautifully!

Zombie K is wearing make-up all over his face: Why do you think it's a bit weird?Also, it doesn't fit my aesthetic.

Tao Le: I don't understand the aesthetics of zombies!

Chi Wang: Well, in fact, it’s the same everywhere, anyway, what I want to buy the most, and what I want to eat the most is by my side.

Tao Le: ...I am not a commodity!