The weakest zombie ever

How the battle went that night, Tao Le didn't want to talk about it, Chi Wang didn't want to mention it, and the other zombies didn't know.

All I know is that no one has seen the two of them the next day!

Perhaps it is because the impact between humans and zombies has gradually slowed down five years after the end of the world, and they have begun to cultivate and live. It feels like the wars and robberies in the past few years of the end of the world have disappeared.

Coupled with Shen Nuo's special guidance, although human beings are still afraid of zombies, some people have begun to think seriously: It is not so impossible to live in peace with zombies, is it?

Obviously, Shen Nuo's efforts have begun to show results...

"The king is not good!" Li Dan rushed in with his own men.

Chi Wang and Tao Le were still lying on the bed.

Zombie A: "...(Looks like it's not the right time to come in!)"

Li Dan: "...(I seem to have seen something I shouldn't have seen!)"

Zombie C: "... (Looks like the king has already eaten it! Can the king ask if it's delicious?)"

Chi Wang was sleeping very comfortably, but was woken up by the three zombies. He got up and looked at Tao Le who was lying on the side, thinking: When I wake up in the morning, I can see Tao Le at first sight. Comfortable.He pinched Tao Le's face, who was still sleeping soundly, and walked out.

"What's the matter?" Seeing the three zombies waiting for him, he asked, his voice lazily tinged with satisfaction.I don't know why the only word that popped up in the minds of the three zombies was: eat!

This rhythm absolutely devoured Tao Le into his stomach!

Li Dan thought: After raising it for almost two years, the king finally decided to do it!

Zombie A thought: After eating this, will he suffer from indigestion?However, compared to us, it is definitely impossible for the king to suffer from indigestion!But... without Tao Le, what if I am looking for Tao Le to come back?I can't find it...how about...go back and talk to Miss K, and then let Miss K come to top the tank?I believe that Miss K will thank me for such a good opportunity (I like the wisdom of my mechanism!)

Zombie C thought: Just eat like this?have eaten?Is there any left?It looks like I saw a big piece on the bed... Can you share it with me?Give me some points?

"Your Majesty..." Li Dan opened his voice and shouted loudly.

Chi Wang directly covered his mouth, then hit him on the head with a fist, and then said in an orderly tone: "Keep your voice down! Tao Le is sleeping in the house!"

! !Is this the rhythm of not eating?Still in bed!Majesty, what did you do to Tao Le?This rhythm is wrong!You must know that normally, if Tao Le wakes up a little later than you, you will kick him out of bed!If we wake you up, you must ask Tao Le to get up first to wait for you to wash up!Are you sure you didn't fall asleep last night, or you didn't take medicine today!You treat Tao Le so tenderly, we can't hold it anymore, let alone Tao Le!This rhythm scares us every minute!

"What do you mean by that expression?" Tao Le saw the unbelievable expressions of the three assistants, and immediately let out coercion.Tao Le questioning himself is a matter of taste, and you questioning me is damage to masculinity!

Li Dan and the three were suddenly shaken by Chi Wang's coercion, and then they heard Tao Le muttering not far away: "Why does it feel a little cold... a little uncomfortable! Uh... so sleepy, so tired ,I want to sleep!"

The coercion disappeared immediately, and then Chi Wang glared at the three of them and walked out.

All three of Li Dan were shocked into a cold sweat, and his legs were still trembling.He could only follow Chi Wang out of the room unsteadily.

"All of you don't worry!"

Zombies A, C, and Li Dan all bowed their heads to listen to the training. There has never been such a thing before, okay?Why did they just report the latest situation as usual... How did they become a worry-free product?Are they very wronged?Who asked you and Tao Le to do some improper things in the house...

The three zombies looked down at each other!

It seems that the two of them are sleeping on the same bed, and Tao Le looks more tired... The three zombies suddenly remembered what Shen Nuo once said to himself: Oh, why have they been together for so long and haven't slept yet? together?If we sleep together, it's over, and I don't have to worry about my brother's love life anymore!Anyway, the two of them looked at each other right, and Tao Le really knew that my younger brother's feelings were a little dull, so he didn't know how to take the initiative!Isn't it over if you pounce?

Both of them have slept together, which means they have enough love life!My king will definitely not take the initiative to throw himself down... So, it was Tao Le who threw the king down!This is unscientific... How could our powerful king be overwhelmed by Tao Le, a weak zombie?Besides, my lord... Your current performance doesn't seem to be repulsive at all. Could it be that you have fallen like this... What about your dignity as the zombie king?What about your principles as a zombie?You are just so submissive to Tao Le's beauty... The problem is that Tao Le is not beautiful either, as far as his ability is concerned... I really don't like it!

Chi Wang trained for a while, and saw that the three zombies under him were listening obediently, and he didn't pursue the matter any more because he was not angry at all. In fact, he was afraid of waking Tao Le up and making Tao Le unhappy!

"I wanted to say something just now, let's talk about it now!" After finding a place, Chi Wang sat down and waited for Li Dan's answer.

"It's like this. Today we were training hard on the training ground. Suddenly something came and bumped around on the training ground. During the process, we injured several zombies."

"How many people were injured? So I asked you to exercise, train, and advance, and you either got together to chat, or let me be lazy! See, any thing can hurt you, it's really... It's so useless!"

Li Dan and the others bowed their heads, well... they have been quite decadent recently!Especially after Shen Nuo came, they really like to get together and gossip, they can't go back and supervise more, everyone is too depraved!

"and then?"

"Then, when we arrived, that thing hit and run!"

"What?" Chi Wang asked incredulously, "It's fine if you didn't capture the person who hurt me, but let him go? What are you doing for food!"

"He's fast and he can fly... By the time we got there, he was already running!"

"What is it?"

Li Dan wiped the sweat from his brow, fortunately he was prepared...otherwise he would be dumbfounded when asked by the king!Hastily handed over the prepared drawing.

Chi Wang looked over and over for a long time, and then asked: "This, what is it?"

At this moment, the piece of paper in Chi Wang's hand was snatched away by Tao Le who suddenly appeared...

Li Dan and the others were going to listen to their king's reprimand, but they didn't expect Chi Wang to say softly: "Why did you come out? There are still clothes, put them on!"

Li Dan, Zombies A and C looked up, and Tao Le came out with only his shirt on, with faint traces of bruising on his neck.

Could it be that they guessed wrong?Da Wang and Tao Le actually fought alone last night?Tao Le is too tired, so our king kindly let him rest on his bed!Majesty, can you not treat Tao Le so tenderly?

"Low your head! Don't look!" After Chi Wang noticed the eyes of other zombies, he instantly felt that his territory had been invaded. How could Tao Le let them look at him like this?

Then angrily pulled Tao Le back to the room, and then found a high-necked dress for Tao Le, only then was he satisfied.

Tao Le casually tossed about Chi Wan, and complained in his heart while breathing: Man!Male zombie!Sure enough, they are all sensory animals. I was satisfied last night, and now I don’t have any temper at all!Unreliable ah unreliable!When you are full, you can talk about anything... When you are hungry, you lose your temper!

In fact, Tao Le now wants to complain about her husband's development, and what she thinks in her heart now is a tone of dissatisfaction with her man.Looking at the picture in his hand, he said disgustedly: "Who said this, the level is as good as yours." Thinking back to when I saw the painting of Chi Wang when he was young... the painting that was still treasured by Shen Nuo, Sincerely... I don't know how to describe it!

Chi Wang: "Do you know what it is?"

Tao Le pointed to the top of the image: "Look, aren't these just two wings? Animals with wings, what else are there besides birds?"

"..."

Then he pointed to the front face of the animal in the portrait, and criticized: "But if you draw a bird, you can just draw it... What kind of bird looks like a blue-faced fang, are you a zombie when you are a bird? Also, birds have wings Oh, how could there be two hands! Also, this! Look at what you drew, the tail is clearly the tail of a lion... how could it grow to the body of a bird! Even if you are practicing abstract paintings It can't be so outrageous! Isn't this fucking kidding me?"

Chi Wang silently glanced at the three zombies behind him, why after hearing Tao Le's comments, he also felt that these three guys came out to be funny or to find a sense of existence!I couldn't help being noisy early in the morning, and... it's amused to take out such a portrait to brush up the sense of existence!

But... Chi Wang also knew that the three of them didn't have the guts to tease him right now!I don't even have the guts to lie to him, so there is a high probability that this picture exists... At most, it is an abstract painting!

"Who is so creative to draw this? If there is, I will agree to whatever Chi Wang says!"

"Huh? Cooperate with everything?"

"I Tao Le said I will do it!"

As soon as Tao Le finished speaking, a sharp cry was heard.The sound made Tao Le, Li Dan and others couldn't help covering their ears.Then Chi Wang went out first, Tao Le, Li Dan, Zombies A and C guarded Tao Le respectively!

When Chi Wang and his group of five zombies walked to the special training ground in the zombie base camp, they saw a creature that Tao Le had just commented flying above their heads.

Chi Wang turned around and raised his eyebrows and said to Tao Le, "You agree to whatever I say!"