The weakest zombie ever

Chi Wang drove Tao Le and Shen Nuo out not because he felt that these two had offended him, but because he felt that these two were too noisy.Coupled with the impatience that he faintly feels that he has touched the threshold of advancement, but he can't hold it no matter what, it makes him feel too much when he sees the various stupid behaviors of these two "competing for favor". Upset.Simply out of sight and out of mind, he threw the two out.

After Tao Le and Shen Nuo were thrown out, they found several zombies not far away, staring at them two with wide eyes.

"What are they doing?"

Tao Le turned her head: "...It should be to see a joke."

"Zombies also gossip?"

Tao Le looked at Shen Nuo strangely: "Don't you know that the zombies are actually more stupid than the other? They look fierce, but they are actually very cute!"

"But... cute?"

"Just talking about Eggy, he looks fearless, but in fact, what he is most afraid of is the semi-bald head of the Qing Dynasty! Ask him why... he actually said that he had a nightmare! You know that zombies don't take a lot of rest, so how could he be afraid of doing it? Nightmare, isn’t this funny and what is it?” Tao Le laughed and said, “Haha, don’t you think it’s funny? Also, shouldn’t zombies be very vicious and like to hurt people? But in fact... They are also afraid of hurting others sometimes, because they say the color of the blood is so beautiful that they will start to be impulsive! Haha...it's so funny!" Tao Le said while rubbing his belly that ached from laughing, "Also... Hahaha, it's too bad... Do you know what the hobbies of the zombies are every day? Their hobbies are actually wearing aprons!"

"..."

"Do you know why you like to wear aprons? In fact, the reason is very simple, because Chi Wang said that the apron looks good! Chi Wang is your brother!" Then he took a breath, "And... your brother's taste... I I sincerely disagree."

"It's true... my brother's taste is indeed a bit bad, otherwise how could he fall in love with you?"

"Don't believe me? Okay, I'll show you!" Tao Le took out two aprons from the pool rim that he had given him from nowhere, and handed them to Shen Nuo, which couldn't be exchanged no matter how they were exchanged.

"...the colors are quite bright!"

"...Your brother gave it to me with his own hands, how about wearing it?" Tao Le looked at the apron in Shen Nuo's hand and smiled treacherously.

Shen Nuo looked around, except for the zombies, they were zombies, and looking at Tao Le, who had a face of conspiracy, Shen Nuo said that he could wear whatever he wanted, and in order to get his brother back, he could go up to the mountain of knives, go down to the sea of ​​fire, and go up to the top. In the hall, I can wear an apron: "Just wear it, I'm afraid of you!"

As if wearing the most expensive clothes, Shen Nuo proudly put the most colorful apron on his body, then turned around beautifully, and said in a very inappropriate way: "My brother's vision is still good! "

"..." People are so cheap and invincible, Tao Le saw it today.The enemy is not scary, and the powerful enemy is not scary, the most terrifying thing is... the terrifying younger brother!

And miraculously, because of such a meaningless action, Shen Nuo miraculously won the approval of the zombies.

The zombies said: Even though he is not human, they have the same belief and the same idol!And being able to be brought back by our majesty should have won the trust of the majesty!Even if...he doesn't get the king's favor, he is still one of his own.

Tao Le opened his mouth wide, watched Li Dan and zombies A and C walk up to Shen Nuo, patted him on the shoulder encouragingly, then... stretched out his right hand and gave a thumbs up.What the hell are you weirdos doing?Are you not enemies?How do you act like you are more friends than friends?

Shen Nuo immediately understood that he was recognized by the zombies, and said to Tao Le with a smile, "Thank you!"

Tao Le vomited blood...he just wanted to humiliate Shen Nuo, not to help him out!

As the leader of the human race, Shen Nuo couldn't leave for a long time without going back. After two months, he finally left.In this regard, Tao Le said that he should set off some firecrackers to celebrate.

Chi Wang's reaction to Shen Nuo's departure was not as strong as Tao Le's, but he was also quite reluctant: "Are you planning to leave?"

"Yes, I've been away for too long!" Then he secretly looked at Chi Wang, "Why don't you want your brother to leave? Why don't you come with me?"

"Very well, just go where you want, I'm not waiting to see you!"

"...I'm really sad!"

Then he whispered to Chi Wang, "Although you don't recognize me as your elder brother, you are my only younger brother! Although I am not very satisfied with Tao Le's sister-in-law, I have to say that he takes good care of you. Let's just recognize him for now, you have to take good care of it! And you can recognize the characters clearly, I think that book is good, so... work hard!" Then he patted Chi Wang's shoulder encouragingly.

Chi Wang: "..." He just treats Tao Le as his favorite, doesn't it sound like he's saying it?But since everyone is leaving, you can say whatever you like, Chi Wang nodded to show that he knew.

Satisfied to see that his younger brother agreed to his request, and then smiled at Tao Le, until the laughing Tao Le was about to explode, and then put away his joking expression: "Actually, I found that zombies and humans, although they used to interact with each other Killing, but for now, our biggest enemy is not the other party!"

"Want to make peace?"

"It's not... just a suggestion."

"But at the moment you are not offering us attractive terms to give up what we have."

"Then when the number of zombies becomes less and less, and human beings have to go out because of the land, do you think you can still have the current advantage? And... You must know that even if you have more crystal nuclei in your hands, it is still a A number that cannot increase...then when you start attacking humans for food, will you be attacked by humans? You have to know whether zombies can reproduce or not, and there is still a problem!" Then suddenly remembered something, exclaimed Said: "Oh! Did I forget to tell you that after collecting Tao Le's blood, plus my healing ability... the group of lunatics in the research institute have already got a clue and started researching anti-zombie virus medicine. Then when humans don't If they become zombies again... Will the members of the zombie clan become less and less? You know...no one can prove that the zombies will not age or grow old."

"continue."

"So... instead of killing each other, how about we all calm down and talk about living in peace? Solve some problems together, such as land problems, food problems, and after the end of the world... where we don't know, Could there still be hidden dangers that we don't know about?"

"But the problem is not with us...but with human beings. You must know that we are fanatical pursuers of strength, but we prefer cultivation and advancement to fighting."

"Then I'll work hard~ But brother, don't worry, I will support you for the rest of my life. Even if you add another oil bottle, your brother will still be able to support you!" Shen Nuo patted Chi Wang's shoulder very quickly, Then turn around and leave.

After Shen Nuo left, Tao Le's life returned to normal, and he didn't have to worry about starting a happy (tong) happy (ku) life with Chi Wang after being kidnapped.

In Chi Wang's words: "Tao Le, you are too weak to watch! So starting tomorrow, I will give you special training."

Of course, it would be more convincing if Chi Wang didn't hug Tao Le when he said this, but put his face close to Tao Le's neck and breathed.

Tao Le looked at Chi Wang with a stiff smile on his face. He really wanted to say to his master (boyfriend+governor): I really don’t need it. I think I’m fine now. Diaosi, I don't want to follow the starting line of upgrading Diaosi's counterattack, can you... please let me go?

After sucking a mouthful of blood, Chi Wang licked Tao Le's naked body in satisfaction!The exposed neck: "I don't know if it's an illusion, what's the matter with feeling that your blood is getting better and better?"

"...That must be your delusion." Tao Le hastily pushed away the edge of the pool, and turned up his collar to block Tao Xiaole's neck, "How can the blood of zombies taste good? It must be because you have become used to the taste after drinking it every day , so I feel that it is not so difficult to accept! It must be like this!"

"Well...it's possible! But I didn't expect you, a stupid zombie, to think of this reason. It seems that I have been educated well." Chi Wang pulled Tao Le over and tugged at his collar: "In that case , let me have another sip!"

"...I don't want it! I'm selling my body but not my blood! I don't have this kind of thing... You're squeezing, squeezing, just squeezing!"

"Hey, don't be coquettish and not arrogant! I'll just squeeze you, and I won't squeeze others, don't worry." Chi Wang smoothed Shun Tao Le's hair, and then bit his white neck again in satisfaction.

I have to say, the taste is really getting better and better!

On the second day, Tao Le waited for the envious eyes of all the zombies, and came to the open space to receive training from Chi Wang.

The onlookers said: Although I wasn't the one who trained, but compared to those zombies who are not qualified to watch live, my treatment is much better. Although it is not as good as Tao Le's treatment, who made him not cute? Pet it!You must know that the king has a very good chance of making a move, and he can't kill you with one shot!

So, after Tao Le stood up, before he said to ask Chi Wang to do something lightly, he was sent flying by Chi Wang's slap in the face!

Tao Le: "Chi Wang! I fucking hate you! You don't even say a word, but you come up with a punch! There is no way to talk about this love, break up! Break up! Break up quickly!"

Zombies: "Break up? Tao Le, you don't know how to be content, the king will hit me! I will never break up with you!"

Chi Wang stood in place and looked at Tao Le, and then at his fist... He had obviously reduced his strength as much as possible, so how weak are you, Tao Le?