The weakest zombie ever

Tao Le: I'll go, playing hooligans aboveboard!

Chi Wang: Who is this guy?

And Shen Nuo looked at Chi Wang expectantly, this is his younger brother, his biological brother, his brother of the same father and mother!If it wasn't because he forced his younger brother to go out to the army back then, the two brothers wouldn't have been lost because of the end of the world!If it wasn't for the two of them not being together, how could his younger brother become a zombie!Zombies are so ugly, how can they be worthy of my brother!

While Shen Nuo was reviewing himself in his heart, he observed his younger brother whom he hadn't seen for a few years, and fell into a narcissistic link again: You are indeed my younger brother, Shen Nuo!Even turning into a zombie is so handsome!Although the face is a bit paralyzed, where did the bright sunshine before go, why did it become facial paralysis?

Shen Nuo instantly came to a conclusion: my younger brother must have had a bad life in the past few years to become facial paralyzed!It must be!My poor younger brother was too kind after becoming a zombie, so he was bullied by those bad zombies... In order to survive in the last days, my younger brother's temperament began to become calm, and in order to intimidate the enemy, his expression began to become lacklustre, and finally... It became facial paralysis.My poor brother... It's all my brother's fault that I didn't find you earlier.Brother is wrong, please forgive me!

Then this picture appeared: Tao Le stood in place and looked at Shen Nuo, while Shen Nuo looked at Chi Wang with a guilty face, Chi Wang ignored Shen Nuo and stared at Tao Le.

"..." Tao Le glanced at Chi Wang, then glanced hintingly at Shen Nuo at the side: Hey, hey, Chi Wang, hurry up and get rid of the person next to you!

Chi Wang glared at Tao Le: You are a guy who knows how to make trouble, come back with me quickly!

Tao Le rolled his eyes pretending not to understand: I don't know what you are talking about.

Shen Nuo, who was ignored by the two zombies for a long time, pulled Chi Wang's clothes: "Brother...do you remember me?"

Chi Wang leaked his nails angrily, turned around and waved, and Shen Nuo skillfully dodged in the meantime: "You're being naughty, aren't you? Why do you always like to greet your brother like this?"

"..." Sure enough, the two brothers were abnormal.

"Although I really want to become a zombie to accompany you, but for your physical and mental health, I think it's better for me to be a human being. At least in the human base, I raise you and no one dares to say no! My brother is protected by my brother." Don't be afraid, hurry up and call your brother to come and listen."

"Brother, can you eat it?" Chi Wang asked Shen Nuo with squinted eyes.

"Brother can't eat, but I will make you whatever you want, will it work?" Shen Nuo patted his chest and assured, "Of course it doesn't matter if we have a pet!"

Tao Le has only one thought now: who dares to say that these two guys are not brothers, he will bite him to death!These two are absolutely perfect brothers!See not only their personalities are similar... even their words are similar!

Tao Le turned around and was about to go out, he got angry when he saw the two brothers, out of sight, out of mind!

Chi Wang grabbed Tao Le, then took out a candle from nowhere and handed it to Tao Le: "Good boy, I'll eat it for you!"

Tao Le shook it, but did not shake off Chi Wang's hand, and took the candle angrily. It was true that he hadn't eaten for a long time: I will not give up eating, hum!

Chi Wang patted Tao Le's head: "Not long ago, I collected them from below, I knew you liked them, so I brought them here for you."

Tao Le, turn your head and continue chewing!I want to turn grief and anger into appetite, eat, eat, eat!

"My own people, of course I raise them myself!"

Shen Nuo: "..." Brother, you will be very sad if you say that...

and many more……

What do you call your own person?

"Brother, it turns out that this is my sister-in-law! How could you abandon my brother... Just marry a man like this and come back... Brother, brother hasn't gotten along enough with you yet!"

Sister-in-law or something, Tao Le directly sprayed out the candle from his mouth.

"What does sister-in-law mean?" Chi Wang still doesn't quite understand the meaning of the new words.

Tao Le rushed over directly, pointing at Shen Nuo with his fingertips: "Who is your sister-in-law, tell you, I am not your sister-in-law, don't tell me to ruin my reputation!"

And Shen Nuo directly pushed Tao Le aside: "Brother...you didn't tell my brother when you got married...my brother should be matched with the best person, who is gentle, virtuous, sensible, considerate, and beautiful." Yes, this guy..." Pointing to Tao Le, "This guy is handsome at best, but his appearance is not up to standard! Personality, isn't it a fried hair, too evasive, how can he be my younger brother's wife? Personality It’s completely unqualified! The figure is not worth seeing at all! You can’t go to the hall, you can’t go to the kitchen, you can’t pass anything! Brother, why did you lose your taste and change? You wronged yourself like this, brother is very distressed. younger brother!"

Tao Le: "Hey, I'm not your sister-in-law anymore. Even if I have something to do with your brother, I should be your brother-in-law, okay?"

Shen Nuo turned her head: "How could my younger brother be a shou, it's obviously an attack!"

"Gong? What's that?" Chi Wang frowned, suddenly feeling very uncomfortable.Tao Le was very happy talking with that person, why every time he talked to me, he blushed and ran away after a few words, he was upset, very upset, super upset!Tao Le should belong to him, how could he be so happy with others...

So Chi Wang became jealous!

But Tao Le is still arguing with Shen Nuo here: "He is Gong? Are you sure?"

"My younger brother is definitely the one at the top!" Shen Nuo was sure, how could his younger brother be the one who... just imagined that his younger brother was being crushed under someone else... I can't accept it at all!Then he turned his head to look at the figures of Chi Wan and Tao Le... His younger brother must be Gong!

"The one above? Have you ever heard of the weak attacking the strong? Your younger brother has become a zombie, with no memory of the past at all, and his thoughts are similar to those of a child... I am obviously in the lead!" Tao Lele raised her head proudly. I looked up and suddenly felt that I had a bright future!Just like Chi Wang now, you can fool me any way you want... Isn't it possible... Hehehe!

"You bullied my younger brother!"

"You love me, what can you do? You know, he doesn't recognize you as a brother now?"

Shen Nuo was about to say something just now, and then took a deep breath: "Just now I said that I have nothing to do with my brother, but now someone says that you are an attack, inconsistent, do you think I will believe it?"

"……"I go!This can all jump out, it is unscientific!

"There are a lot of unscientific things! Anyway, I don't believe it. If you have the ability, you can show evidence!" Shen Nuo said calmly at this moment.

"..." Tao Le rolled his eyes, then pulled Chi Wang: "Chi Wang!"

"!" Chi Wang looked at Tao Le.

Tao Le closed his eyes directly, moved Chi Wang's neck with one hand, pulled it down, stood on tiptoe, and kissed him.

In fact, it's just meaning, let Shen Nuo believe that's all, you must know that Tao Le's kissing skills are really not good, the only experience is with Chi Wang...except for the first time willingly, the rest are just like tasks Completely fooled, so no progress in kissing skills.

But Chi Wang's kissing skills have improved by leaps and bounds. Ever since he tasted the sweetness in the pond in the woods, he has to practice every day.When Tao Le's lips touched him, Chi Wang immediately turned his back on the guest and became entangled with Tao Le.

Tao Le hastily pushed and shoved the edge of the pool, kissing or something, just do it all at once!In front of people... two zombies kissing or something... the picture is too beautiful to imagine...

Different from Tao Le's shyness, Chi Wang still has more to say... After all, since Tao Le was tied up again, he felt that it had been a long time since Tao Le had kissed him this much.

All of a sudden, Chi Wangkissed her enthusiasm and didn't want to let Tao Le go at all...

Thus, Shen Nuo saw such a picture: after Tao Le posted it, his dear younger brother hugged his waist, and then kissed him deeper and deeper... Maybe there was some urgency before, but Tao Le stopped him... But As Chi Wan's movements became more gentle, Tao Le's struggle became smaller and smaller...the two kissed passionately, lingeringly and long enough!Sure enough, it was a zombie... The time to kiss was several times longer than that of a human being... He also blushed a little.

When Chi Wang finally kissed enough, he slowly let go of Tao Le, and then pecked and kissed Tao Le with unfulfilled desire.

Tao Le: "Chi Wang! You're taking advantage of me again! I'm Gong!"

"Okay, you're Gong~" Chi Wang teased Tao Le in a good mood.

"Did you hear that?" After Tao Le got the answer, he raised his blushing and shy face and said to Shen Nuo showing off.

Shen Nuo nodded: "I still can't tell, I'm not his brother..."

"I'm attacking!"

"I know you are 'Gong', you are just a little shou who doesn't admit that you are Gong! Tsundere or something, being pampered by Gong, blind people can see it, you look like you are being loved, you go out and ask Ask, even a girl knows your attributes."

"..."

"Property? Tsundere?" Chi Wang felt that the person in front of him was quite an eyesore, and would definitely hinder the emotional communication between him and Tao Le.

Shen Nuo: "Wait..."

Tao Le: "?"

Chi Wang: "?"

"I haven't admitted that you are my sister-in-law yet! Although I know you are Shou, I have not accepted that you are my sister-in-law!"

"You can say whatever you want!" Tao Le held Chi Wang in one hand, although he lost in the last battle, but he has the cards and won't lose: "You don't want to admit it, do you? "

"As long as you are like this, I will definitely not admit it!" My younger brother deserves a better one!

"It's okay, it's fine if you don't admit it, anyway, I don't admit that you are my Chi Wang's brother, ╭(╯^╰)╮!"

"Brother...look at him! He has no respect, we...we divorced her, and brother will find you a better one! For example, that zombie girl that day...I think she is also good, and she looks better than Tao Happy!"

Chi Wang showed his nails and teeth to Shen Nuo.

"See... now it's not a question of whether you admit it or not, but a question of whether Chi Wang recognizes you!"

Shen Nuo: "Brother...he bullied me!~~~~(>_<)~~~~"