The weakest zombie ever

After Chi Wang threw the doujinshi to Tao Le, he went to Zombie B, that is, the classmate Li Dan who was affectionately called Dandan by Tao Le, and had a cordial conversation.Of course, before the conversation, do some physical and mental exercise by the way-fight each other.

Of course, Chi Wang felt that the reason was very clear: because of Dandan's tricks, his brilliant life was almost stained!

Chi Wang first pulled Li Dan to the corner, then looked down at him with horror, and then smiled maliciously.

Just when Li Dancheng was fascinated by Chi Wang's devilish smile, he shouted in his heart: The king smiled at me, smiled at me, smiled at me!The king's smile is too gentle, too handsome, too... I don't know how to describe it!

Then Chi Wang greeted Li Dan with his fists and feet, and he was beaten up.

One must know that Chi Wan is broken after hanging out with Tao Le recently.Although he often "beats" Tao Le, he handles the weight very carefully. After all, it is Chi Wang himself who breaks and loses.One must know that he had already tried enough days without Tao Le to serve him by his side.

So compared to Tao Le, Li Dan's fight is really enjoyable!Anyway, there is no need to worry about breaking or being injured, and there is no need to be merciful at all, just do as you please!

Of course, as the deputy of the Zombie King, Chi Wang knew that his subordinates were merciful.This is not treating the enemy, so just use force!You know, Chi Wang has more than one ability. If he really fights with Li Dan, it will definitely be a one-sided beating.Without the use of abilities, it takes a little more time, and direct punching and kicking are very relieved.

After realizing that Chi Wang had relieved his anger, Li Dan covered his bruised nose and swollen face and asked very aggrieved: "Why did your lord hit me? I have completed all the tasks very well recently! Could it be... what did I do wrong? Σ( °△°|||)︴"

Chi Wang stopped his hands, then stood in front of Li Dan, with one hand on his waist, and the other directly on the head of Li Dan, who was half kneeling in front of him and holding his thighs with both hands, and stated solemnly: "Because I I found that the book you gave me is completely useless for us zombies to learn language, and learning that book for zombies is not only hard for evolution, but also a waste of time and life! Do you think I should beat you?"

Hearing this, Li Dan immediately tightened his hands holding Chi Wang's thigh: "My lord, you have to trust me! I'm sincere to you! I didn't betray you at all, my lord!"

"I know... (It's a ghost to betray me with your IQ!)" Chi Wang rolled his eyes in a corner that Li Dan didn't see.

Hearing Chi Wang's words, Li Dan was moved to tears: "My lord, you really love me! And you still love me so much! You even came to my side so hard and pointed out my mistakes for me so deeply , and in order to make me deeply realize how outrageously wrong I was, you even gave me an education of love." As she spoke, she rubbed her face against Chi Wang's trouser leg.

Chi Wang raised his foot, freed Li Dan's hands on his lap, and then nodded generously, saying that he didn't care so much: "Well, it's good to know. There are also things like books in the future. I don’t want anything, lest all the zombies of our family will waste their cultivation.”

"Your Majesty, how wise and powerful you are! Your decision-making couldn't be more correct! I will immediately convey your order to every zombie, let them practice hard and exercise hard!" Li Dan stood up full of energy Get up, talk and plan to take action, but because Chi Wang hasn't spoken yet, he doesn't dare to leave.

"Go, go!" Seeing that Li Dan was convinced by his tame (hug) subdue (you), Chi Wang waved him down.Then, with a great sense of accomplishment, he planned to go back to Tao Le to see if he could give him a massage and find a place to take a bath. You must know that after driving for a day, there was dust everywhere, and it was such a hot day, so why not freeze a few more pieces tomorrow? Putting ice next to your body, it feels good to prevent heatstroke and cool down!

but!

When Chi Wang went back, he was shocked to find that his Tao Lele was gone!His beloved little pet just disappeared inexplicably!His close-fitting little padded jacket, his intimate home, plus the massage chair, scrub machine, washing machine, crystal washing machine, etc., Tao Lele, who is called everything else—has disappeared!

If it is gone, it means that the comfort of this period is gone, and the torture from the previous period has come again!

"Who is so bold to kidnap my family Tao Le!" Chi Wang stood where he was and roared angrily.This is not only Chi Wang's dignity as the zombie king, but also hinders his life!One must know that since Tao Le was in a coma for more than ten days, he had had enough, how could he live without Tao Le!

Focusing on the one after eating, as the sound spread far away, circles of zombies were captured by Chi Wang's fury, and knelt on the ground to beg their emperor for forgiveness.

Looking from a distance from Chi Wang, there was no familiar figure at all, and when he smelled the smell carefully, there was no familiar fragrance...

His Tao Le just disappeared!

How can it be?Did he escape by himself?Or was it kidnapped?

At this moment, Li Dan rushed over: "My lord, what's the matter?"

"Tao Le is missing!"

"Missing! You won't be tied home by some blind zombie, right?"

Just after Li Dan finished speaking, Chi Wang grabbed his collar: "You said you were tied up by a zombie? Which zombie, catch me back!"

"Cough cough... the king let go... let go!"

Chi Wang threw Li Dan on the ground, full of anger.

Li Dan knelt on the ground, bearing the absolute coercion of Chi Wang, the cold sweat dripping from his forehead.Not to mention Li Dan, many of the zombies behind Li Dan trembled because they couldn't bear Chi Wang's pressure, and they didn't dare to reply at all, it shouldn't be said that they couldn't even speak!

"Shangshang... Last time when Tao Le went out by himself, he was accidentally caught by an unsuspecting zombie. After I found out, he was released, and he was not injured or frightened at all during the process... No... However, since that incident, I have distributed Tao Le's avatar, so there should be no zombies who would dare to kidnap Tao Le."

Chi Wang didn't react at first, but now that he calmed down, he felt something was wrong.Although he doesn't have the ability to smell, compared to other zombies, his sense of smell is much more sensitive. Taking the smell from Tao Le's body, as long as he is not far away...he can smell it.

and many more……

Chi Wang squinted his eyes and looked not far away... It was a strange smell, not a zombie... It was a human being!

Glancing at Li Dan: "Human beings have come!"

"No...impossible..." You must know that it is very difficult for them to meet a human being in the past two years, but the king said, there are human beings!what does that mean?

Could it be?Human beings discover that the emperor of our zombies intends to come and join us?

That is the emperor of our zombies, how can we be the emperor of human beings, no, absolutely not!

and many more……

"Could it be that Tao Le was kidnapped by humans?"

"..."

Seeing Chi Wang, Li Dan fell silent.

Keeping silent means acquiescing, and acquiescing means that Tao Le may really be kidnapped by humans!

What are these bastard humans up to?

Do you want to threaten the king?How can it be reasonable to think that our king can be controlled by humans?And the kidnapping didn't kidnap the king's right-hand man like me, but a useless zombie like Tao Le!I really have no vision... Although it is estimated that Tao Le was kidnapped and the king went back to rescue him, he may have to wait for him to save himself after being kidnapped!Li Dan suddenly felt a little sad when he thought about it!

Alas, wait... this is not right!The king went to Tao Le because he knew his strength, but he didn't go to me because he was very confident in my strength!Thinking about it this way... I suddenly felt a strange sense of balance, so Tao Le should continue to be so weak!

And according to the fact that their zombie team is united as one, and the king's attitude of "loving the people like a son", it is estimated that they should go back and save Tao Lele, who is special to their zombies!

No wonder human beings are cunning. Among so many zombies, if they didn't attack the most powerful zombie king, or the relatively strong zombie B and so many zombies around here, how could they only catch the weakest Tao Le? Woolen cloth?Sly is too sly!No matter how you put it, it should be upright and one-on-one fighting alone!And Tao Le and the like... are so weak, what if humans think this is the overall level of zombies?This is really... It's too detrimental to the overall image and dignity of their zombies!

I have to say that the simple minds of the zombies probably have only one tendon. Although the ideas of many zombies are somewhat different from those of Li Dan, the general situation is the same!

Immediately after, tens of thousands of zombies looked up to the sky and screamed: "Aww! (For the dignity of the zombies, for the overall image of the zombies, we must fight back, we must regain our companions, we must not be underestimated by humans!)"

Chi Wang looked at the many zombies in relief, and nodded in relief: Although they are all stupid and can't do things, they are very brave and know how to protect the dignity of the zombies, not bad!

But he found a problem!If he leads so many zombies to rescue Tao Le, how can he show his greatness, strength and power?

You have to know that compared to commanding zombies to attack humans, and then a bunch of zombies carried Tao Le out, no matter how you think about it, it feels like he kicked in the door alone, and then stood alone in front of Tao Le to save him. handsome!

When that time comes, the terrified Tao Le will surely crawl at his feet, begging for his "fortune". (Tao Le: Hey illiterate, isn’t Linxing used here?)

Thinking of this, Chi Wang suddenly felt that these zombies were a bit of an eyesore!

So he greeted Li Dan: "You all lead the big troops and head out thinking about the destination, and I will come with Tao Le later!"

Li Dan and Zombie A and Zombie C beside him shouted in unison when they heard this: "My lord, you can't abandon us!"