Shadow for the Emperor

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Wen Sheng leaned against the toilet with his arms folded, his head half-lowered, a shadow cast across his face.

It was fine all the way in the car, but it was only when people were pulled in. Before the door could be closed, Xiao Zhe vomited it out, the carpet in the living room is now horrible.

I don't know how long it took, but the movement inside gradually weakened.

Wen Sheng sighed slightly, and turned into the toilet.

The man inside fell asleep holding the toilet.

The vomit was in the toilet, the drunkard Xiao Zhe would definitely not flush it down by himself, so there was an unpleasant smell in the toilet.

How disgusting he is in normal times.

But the guy lying on the toilet turned blue from throwing up, his eyebrows were knit together unconsciously, and he was humming even when he was asleep, maybe it was really hard to be drunk.

When was the last time you got drunk?

It seemed a long, long time ago, so long that he couldn't remember what it was like.

Covering his nose and grabbing Xiao Zhe's collar, Wen Sheng pulled him away, turned his face sideways and pressed the flush button.The water in the toilet swirled twice before the disgusting stuff completely disappeared.

But the smell in the toilet was still lingering—the guy who smelled it was sleeping soundly.

Thinking that he was still holding such a ball of "things" in his hand, he really wanted to throw Xiao Zhe out, but after thinking about it, he resigned to his fate.

Throwing it elsewhere and dirtying other places is not it.

After thinking about it for a long time, he finally pulled Xiao Zhe into the bathtub.

The shower is turned on, and it only needs to raise one's hand to spray it on the face. The last experiment proved that this method of sobering up is still feasible.

Only this time, I don't know why I can't do it.

Wen Sheng suppressed Xiao Zhe's upturned hair, guessing that it might be because he didn't yell and drink like crazy this time.

Putting down the shower, he turned on the faucet of the bathtub, the water flowed down, and soon wet Xiao Zhe's clothes. He was wearing a spare shirt that Wen Sheng found in the car later, thin cloth It is attached to the body translucently, and it is no different from not wearing it.

"Tsk." The feeling of wet clothes sticking to his body was uncomfortable, Xiao Zhe pulled it vaguely, but with his eyes closed, he couldn't unbutton it for a long time, so he just pulled it when he got angry.

"I'll do it." He couldn't bear to look down, Xiao Zhe might strangle his neck if he used more brute force.

Xiao Zhe snorted, "Hurry up, I feel so bad."

Wen Sheng gave him a dissatisfied look, and finally helped him unbutton one by one, and then threw the shirt into the corner. The people in the water were clamoring to untie their trousers again, muttering: "Who still wears trousers while taking a bath? Quickly help the uncle off."

Could this tone and attitude mean that he dreamed that he would become an emperor?

Wen Sheng repeatedly confirmed that he was not pretending to be asleep, so he patiently helped him untie his belt, but before he could do anything else, he was dragged into the bathtub by the drunk man while sleeping.

Even he was drenched by this time.

"Hurry up and wipe your back for Grandpa, dawdle... No tip."

Ok, it seems that I dreamed about some service places, which sound familiar.

"You little brother, why is the service so bad? You don't do your duty! Boss, change!"

"Xiao Zhe!" Wen Sheng finally reached the limit of patience.

In the end, a certain guy who didn't know how to live or die stretched out his hand, this time he found it quite accurately, and slapped him directly on the face as if to tease, "Hey, your voice... like, my boyfriend, so infuriatingly indifferent The attitude is also like, it's a pity that you are not as good-looking as him, in the whole world, he is the prettiest!"

Wen Sheng narrowed his eyes, put his arms around his neck and brought him up, "Very proud?"

"That's, such a good-looking person..." He patted his chest, "He's my Xiao Zhe's boyfriend!" With those words, he was already like a little boy who just got his favorite toy, claiming ownership to the whole world.

"It's only your face that attracts you?" But he rarely cares about it.

"Of course! Men... visual animals, hahaha, such a good-looking guy, even if he sleeps all night for nothing, that's my money, right?" Xiao Zhe, whose eyesight has dropped to a negative value, is speechless, but his biological instincts are quite good , when Wen Sheng almost pushed him into the water, he added in time, "It turns out that this person is quite smart."

"anything else?"

"Work hard."

The bathtub was filled with water, Wen Sheng reached out to turn off the faucet, the person leaned on him, his voice was full of magnetism, "What else?"

I don't know if he realized that there was really someone beside him, Xiao Zhe put his head on his shoulder, and said something vaguely.

"Be clear," he said half seductively.

"The kung fu in that area... I'm very satisfied." Xiao Zhe giggled like a rich man who found a treasure.

"Really?" Wen Sheng laughed unknowingly, biting his ear, and his voice was very soft.

His breath got into his ear, and it was itchy, as if it would go all the way to his heart, Xiao Zhe covered his right ear uncomfortably, "Uh, something... touched his leg."

"If you can guess it, I will make you more satisfied."

Warm, misty water overflowed from the tank, making the sound of waves like the sea.

"But he doesn't seem to like me very much." Xiao Zhe, who was lying on the bathtub in a daze, murmured suddenly.

Wen Sheng's movements slowed down a little. He leaned on Xiao Zhe, turned his face to the side, and kissed him lightly on the cheekbones. This movement was a bit awkward, and Xiao Zhe moved uncomfortably.

"Don't move."

"Hmm..." Xiao Zhe whimpered like a little beast.

"I like it." Wen Sheng kissed his side cheek again.

"It's itchy."

As if punishing him for missing the point, Wen Sheng stood up viciously, so that he could not say any more unsightly words.

The ebb and flow.

Like the sea laughing.

the next day.

Xiao Zhe felt as if his whole body was run over by a tank, limp, without any strength, and his back was sore, so sore that his teeth were about to fall out.

He must have rolled off the sofa last night, he guessed, but before Qin Ruanyun got up, he'd better sleep for a while, anyway, sleeping on the floor is cool in summer.

With that in mind, he rolled over and reached a solid wall.

When did the wall of his house grow here.

He was a little puzzled, so he stretched out his hand to touch it, and found that the wall was still uneven, undulating all the way to the bottom, and seemed to protrude from a big brick.

But why isn't this brick completely hard?

"Have you touched enough?" Qiang snorted, not only talking, but also grabbed his hand that was touching "Brick".

With a bang, like enlightenment, Xiao Zhe opened his eyes in horror, and saw a pair of red phoenix eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling. How could he not realize what a wall is or what a brick is this time, he wanted to withdraw his hand embarrassingly, but was caught People hold on tightly.

"What do you want?" After regaining his senses, he was not surprised to appear on Wen Sheng's bed. After all, they had dinner together last night, and it was reasonable to roll together after eating.

Although he seems to have no memory of "reasonable".

"It is said that getting up early and exercising is good for your health." Just after waking up, Wen Sheng's voice was tinged with sexiness.

"Fart." Xiao Zhe pushed him away, "My backache is all your fault, isn't it? Is it good for your health? Don't talk nonsense. I think you talk the most when you are on the bed, and you don't usually talk like that. Say one more word."

"I only say what is necessary." He still didn't let go.

"It should be something that is only beneficial to you." Xiao Zhe scorned, "Don't tell me, I'm not happy if you like it. If you do it again, I don't have to go back today."

"Then don't go back." Wen Sheng was like a satiated fox, "Drunkness is your problem, but I don't mind letting you be sober..."

"No, big brother, let me go." Xiao Zhe shivered, "You're a busy person, go get busy."

"I'm fine today." He paused, "You have?"

"Not really."

"That's fine."

"I'm so tired, can't I please?"

"It's not like a begging attitude."

"What do you want?"

"If you ask someone, that's something you have to consider."

For the sake of his old waist, Xiao Zhe thought seriously for a few seconds, "Then let me go first."

"Huh?" He really let go.

Xiao Zhe stood up, put his hands on Wen Sheng's sides, looked down at him, and the people below looked back at him without blinking, which made him a little embarrassed.

"Don't look at it, okay, your eyes will discharge, and my heart can't stand it."

It was rare for him to take the initiative once, and Wen Sheng was in a good mood, so he closed his eyes accordingly.

As a result, there was no movement for a long time, only a successful laugh was heard, and the bed was slightly lifted up.

Someone got out of bed.

Wen Sheng opened his eyes in displeasure, and saw that Xiao Zhe was walking to the closet while still winking at him. The villain got his wish, and before he had time to say anything, the guy fell on his back with a thud.

"There's water on the ground." He said gloomily as an afterthought.

"Damn it, how can there be a big puddle of water in a good bedroom! Do you want to murder?"

"Small punishment, thank you." Originally, I wanted to let him go, but now it seems that I forget it.Wen Sheng got up, grabbed Xiao Zhe and threw him on the bed.

"Hey, hey, don't, I'm wrong, can't you?" Xiao Zhe begged for mercy, but was grabbed and turned over, and he was lying on the bed unable to move.

This time, he saw something.

"Wait, wait, wait!"

"Ok?"

"What's this?"

"what?"

"You let me go first."

Hearing his tone suddenly become serious, Wen Sheng finally let go.

Xiao Zhe squeezed something from the bed, turned over and sat up, "Can you explain to me, what the hell is this?"

What he held in his hand was a female hair more than 20 centimeters long.

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to pull the light. For example, I directly said that Xiao Zhe vomited and got up in bed the next day. It’s a bit scum, during the harmony period, everyone will just wait and see →→, after all, this is an emotional article with a plot 233333 (mud)