Shadow for the Emperor

The black Volkswagen Jetta stopped in front of a small apartment with a dilapidated appearance, and three people came out of it—the embarrassed Xiao Zhe, the expressionless Wen Sheng, and Wang Gui who acted as the driver along the way.

"My mission has been accomplished, let's go first." Wang Gui came out and exchanged some polite words with Xiao Zhi, then quickly got back into the car, started the engine, and drove away in dust.

It's hard for Xiao Zhe to say anything. Normally, he would have invited Wang Gui to have a drink or something, but today...

He glanced at Wen Sheng. This Cheng Yaojin, who came out halfway, is really an atmosphere killer. It's okay to ignore Wang Gui's handshake and make him terribly embarrassed. He has a wooden expression all the way, and he doesn't say a word. , but the aura is there, so the atmosphere in the car unknowingly becomes silent and weird.

"Let's go." It's useless to think too much, Xiao Zhe sighed with a headache, who told him to talk fast for a while, and told others that he would take him home to watch 5000 years.

Wen Sheng silently followed behind Xiao Zhe.

It's okay to be on the crew's side, after all, for filming, all the old houses are found there.But after leaving the land and coming to the city, modern buildings are scattered everywhere, towering everywhere, which shocked Wen Sheng, who was calm on the surface, in his heart.

The houses in this world are really strange. They are square, like tofu cubes, and they are all the same, and they are built densely. They don't pay attention to Feng Shui, and they don't have the slightest sense of beauty.

Not to mention the cars that went back and forth like flowing water, the weird clothes that Xiao Zhe changed into, and various other things that he had never seen before.

Fortunately, I met this man named Xiao Zhe, otherwise he really didn't know what to do.

Wen Sheng looked at Xiao Zhe's back with the eyes of a prey, no matter what, he must not be allowed to run away until he figured out what the real world looks like.

Xiao Zhe didn't have eyes behind his back, so he didn't know that Wen Sheng had already made up his mind, so he took him to the front of the elevator unconsciously and pressed the up button.

It was still early, and few people were using the elevator. Almost as soon as he pressed the button, the elevator door opened.

Xiao Zhe stepped in, looked at Wen Cheng who was frowning outside, and greeted, "Come in."

He glanced at the small space with distaste, before finally stepping in, "Your room?"

"Of course not, this is called an elevator." Xiao Zhe pressed "[-]", "My house is upstairs."

Wen Sheng looked at the cage-like place, pursed his lips and remained silent.

Suddenly, the elevator went up, bringing a feeling of weightlessness.

Wen Sheng, who thought there was something wrong with the cage, finally felt a little moved. He subconsciously wanted to grab something, but the walls of the elevator were smooth, and there was no support at all.

Seeing his hand raised, slapped on the elevator wall, and then slid down helplessly, even though his expression didn't change much, there was a flash of panic in his eyes, Xiao Zhe endured it for a long time, but finally he couldn't hold it back, and shouted unconscionably. laugh it out.

Wen Sheng frowned, put one hand on the wall, and grabbed Xiao Zhe's neck with the other, "Say! How to get out of trouble!"

"Hey...cough cough..." The feeling of being strangled by someone while laughing is not good, but Xiao Zhe didn't expect that the other party would make such a sudden move, and he didn't have any precautions. In desperation, he could only pat his hand , while pointing to the elevator door.

Is there an organ on the door?

Wen Sheng dragged Xiao Zhe, and took a step forward suspiciously. Just as he was about to study it carefully, the elevator suddenly fell down.

The sense of weightlessness this time is much stronger than last time, Wen Cheng was unsteady by this sudden move, not to mention Xiao Zhe was still struggling, pulling and pulling, the two of them fell into a ball .

With a bang, the elevator stopped suddenly.

"Damn! My head..." Xiao Zhe was startled and hurt at the same time, hating himself for being unlucky, but also thankful that his life was saved.

Just as his "ah" was drawn out because of the pain, the elevator door slammed open.

An old man was humming a ditty outside the door, and was about to walk in when he suddenly looked up and saw the two of them—the one above was wearing an ancient costume, as if his whole body weight was on one arm, and his posture was a little tilted.

But the clothes underneath are normal, just a little bit sideways, the lower part is covered under the long dress on the top, and I can't see what's going on, so it's more like there's something going on.

What's more, he seemed to have heard an ecstatic "ah" just now?

The old man is an old man who keeps pace with the times, so he suddenly realized, no wonder the elevator took so long to get down, it turned out that someone inside had tampered with it.

The world is down!

People are not old!

The old man was trembling, crying, and full of thoughts, and never dared to step into the elevator again.

The elevator door closed slowly, blocking the old man's meaningful eyes from the outside.

"Why is this person's eyes so... weird?"

"Because he misunderstood." Xiao Zhe took a deep breath.

Wen Sheng examined it carefully, and found that Xiao Zhe's expression became unnatural, "Misunderstanding?"

"Misunderstanding. In the elevator, there are only the two of us, in this state..." He didn't know how to explain it, so he had to point out a few key words.

I heard that in ancient times, Longyang addiction seemed not as common as it is in modern times?Is it not as aboveboard as modern times?

However, I also heard that the taste of the ancient emperors was relatively heavy. Do you like to try everything?

But no matter what, if you understand, once you hear these key words, you should understand.

Obviously, Wen Sheng belongs to the latter.

He came back to his senses, looked at the embarrassed Xiao Zhe, and sneered, "I see."

Seeing his reaction, Xiao Zhe tentatively said, "You understand?"

"Ok?"

If you understand, get the fuck up for me!He growled in his heart, but in view of his current poor state, he finally managed to euphemistically say, "So you have to get up, otherwise I'm about to misunderstand."

He sneered again, "You?" He deliberately lowered his head while speaking, "Misunderstanding?"

The shallow breathing brings the unique heat of the human body.

Xiao Zhe swallowed.

Whether he understands it, doesn't understand it, misunderstands it, or doesn't misunderstand it, he himself is a genuine gay, and he is the kind with a little face control.

Someone who looks like Wen Sheng is still so close to him, so he wouldn't be called Xiao Zhe if he had no idea.

"Get out of here! It's as heavy as a pig! Believe it or not, I've ruined you." He yelled guiltyly, pushing the other party away with his hands.

"I don't believe it." Wen Sheng got up before Xiao Zhe pushed him, with a playful face, and stared at his twisted waist and dislocated hand.

This is naked, naked, naked provocation!

"Damn!" Xiao Zhe stood up abruptly, "Don't look at me being injured and getting angry, I will drag you into the coffin if I die!"

"Your life is not worth it."

The bright red "[-]" finally jumped onto the LCD screen.

The elevator door opened again, and Xiao Zhe rushed out, fearing that if he stayed any longer, he would really fight desperately with someone who was obsessed with ancient prose.

Xiao Zhe stared at his back, and finally confirmed that this person is a Duanxiu.He glanced at the numbers on the LCD screen, and walked out of the elevator unhurriedly.

"You can just find a place to sit." Taking out the key to open the door, Xiao Zhe threw the backpack on the sofa and put aside his anger. No matter what, everyone followed into the house, no matter how upset he was It will only incur guilt on yourself, so it's better to be more magnanimous.

Wen Sheng looked around the room carefully without saying a word.

Not to mention all kinds of strange decorations, this pile and that pile look chaotic and crowded. If you sprinkle a layer of soil, it may be no different from a pigsty.

There was also an unexplainable smell in the room.

"It should be quite different from your room, right?" Unexpectedly, the other party compared his room to a pigsty, Xiao Zhe thought he was just shocked by those modern equipment, "You change your clothes first, see how you dress There are three floors inside and three floors outside, I'm tired. If you want to take a bath...if you take a bath, go there and settle down later, and I will introduce these novelties to you." He then stuffed Wen Sheng with a suit of clothes, and then Pull people into the bathroom, and explain how to use the shower equipment in one, two, three, four.

"It shouldn't be difficult, right? Do you need me to explain it again?"

Wen Cheng shook his head, flipped through the clothes in his hands, took out a small piece of black cloth from inside, and held it in front of Xiao Zhe, "What is it?"

Looking at the things held up in front of his eyes, Xiao Zhe felt helpless and had a headache. He cleared his throat, "Underwear."

"Pants?"

"It's the trousers worn in the innermost part." After all, he has acted as an ancient person, Xiao Zhe thought for a while, and finally came up with the ancient name, "It's similar to obscene trousers, the most close-fitting clothes."

"That's it?" His face was unusually calm.

"Yes."

"It's so small." Wen Sheng's words didn't fluctuate at all, and he couldn't tell whether he was stating the facts or questioning.

Xiao Zhe looked at his waistline with his eyes, "I promise I can fit it in. Don't get ink stains, I'll have to wash it after you wash it. I'm covered in ashes today, I don't feel good."

After half-pushing and half-persuading him, he drove him into the bathroom. Xiao Zhe went back to the living room, sank into the sofa, took the remote control, turned on the TV, and tuned the channel.Suddenly, he remembered that a while ago when he was on the set, during a break, an actor who liked to be sophisticated told them interesting things about ancient times.

What was he talking about?

It seems to be saying that the ancient people don’t look at the layers of clothes on the outside. In fact, they wear crotch pants under the long clothes. In ancient times, they didn’t even have crotch pants, only two trouser legs were tied.

At that time they were still laughing, saying that it was not the coldness of the lower body when they were walking.

But judging by Wen Sheng's appearance just now, it doesn't seem unacceptable. It should probably be... no problem... maybe.

Xiao Zhe shrugged his shoulders, ignored him, set his feet on the coffee table, and started to study TV dramas.

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