Banquet of the generals in the wandering rivers and lakes

No. 12 days after the injury, Xiaosan's wounds were almost healed.

Although his master once said that he was really dangerous this time, and that he could not be rescued if he missed that moment, but Xiaosan didn't believe Baili Xuanhu's words at all.

Baili Xuanhu is a miracle doctor, he knew this a long time ago.

The injury that day was caused by the medicine pig was only a pain in the skin, at most it was a bone injury, and there was no missing arm or leg. In addition, Ah Er felt something was wrong on the way up the mountain and rushed to the bamboo forest, just in time to send him in front of the master.Can a person who is still angry be saved?The miracle doctor of Baili Xuanhu is not called Baili Xuanhu, but Baili Shuhu.

When she woke up this day, Xiao San was lazily lying on the rocking chair that Ah Er specially made for him, basking in the sun.

Cong Hua'er was sweeping the floor with a broom, both of them looked very serious.

After sweeping the floor, Xiao San asked them to take out the quilts in the room and wash them.

I poured water into the bathtub, added soap water boiled into juice, and then threw the quilt with a strong smell of blood into it, and asked the two little ones to jump in and step on it, stepping hard.He didn't say stop, and the two younger ones were sweating profusely and didn't stop.

Xiaosan looked at the serious appearance of the two brothers, rubbed his chin and thought, these two blood-splashing monkeys are really good after admitting their masters. If they are allowed to stay, someone will be able to send them out in the future.

Ah Er came down from the bamboo corridor with a wooden tray on which there were two bowls of medicine, one of which was for him.

Xiaosan picked up the bowl and drank all the soup as black as ink in one gulp, then frowned and put the empty bowl back on Ah Er's tray, then picked up the candied fruit in the small dish, and put it in her mouth to remove the smell of medicine .

Ah Er looked at the two Scallion Brothers who were wiping their sweat while stepping on the quilt, and then looked at Xiao San.

Xiaosan yawned, moved her body and said, "New hired long-term worker."

Ah Er said: "I originally wanted them to leave, after all your life was almost at their hands."

Xiao San didn't care. "Life and death are determined by fate. It is my own decision to save them, and it has nothing to do with them."

Ah Er was silent for a while. "Your temper has improved."

Xiaosan laughed and snorted: "Where is it? At my age, I am serious with the two children. Are you going to laugh them off?"

At this time, Brother Scallion, who was washing the quilt, wiped the sweat from his forehead in unison. When he raised his head and saw Ah Er, he flinched. Thinking of Ah Er quietly radiating chills beside his elder brother before Xiao San woke up, he was afraid. Shouted in fear: "Second brother!"

Ah Er ignored them, turned around and left with another bowl of medicine.

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When Xiaosan couldn't go to the kitchen before, she relied on the dried noodles made a while ago.

He originally wanted to leave the grains for a few days, so he made a bunch and put them in the cabinet. If the master and Ah Er wanted to eat them, they would boil them in the water until the noodles floated, then add some scallion oil to mix and eat.

Scallion two didn’t find noodles when they searched the kitchen, so when Xiaosan woke up, he taught his new long-term worker how to make a fire, how to cook noodles, when to add water and when to pick them up, and how to stir them when pouring scallion oil in a bowl. It will make the noodle fragrance and scallion fragrance blend together, etc., the two small ones are well-made.

Afterwards, Xiaosan asked them to serve noodles to the master and brother, the injured girl and the attendants, and finally went back to the kitchen to eat with him.

The two Scallion Brothers swallowed the noodles in big mouthfuls, stuffed their mouths with sucking gurgles, then bit hard and chewed quickly, and ate all the noodles left in the pot in one fell swoop.

Xiaosan said: "The evil dead ghost reincarnated! Eat so fast, who is to blame for choking to death!"

The two brothers put down their bowls and chopsticks, opened their watery eyes, and opened their mouths full of greasy lips, looking at Xiaosan.

"Third brother, you're still hungry." Xiao Hua said.

Xiao San rolled his eyes. "Two big bowls of noodles are enough, if you eat too much, you will be stuffed to death!"

But he still went to the stove and put down a small pile of dry noodles, skillfully put them into the boiling water, then sprinkled something, then picked up the noodles and put them in a clean bowl.

The soaked bacon was originally intended to be used at noon tomorrow, but he cut some, sliced ​​it into thin slices and put it on the noodles, added another sauce, and then scooped half of the boiling broth into a bowl.

When the soup and sauce are mixed together, as Xiaosan's chopsticks dance with the noodles, the aroma will be released, hovering gracefully and slowly in mid-air, arousing all appetites.

Xiaosan just wanted to serve the noodles to the two younger ones, but when he turned around, he saw the two brothers Congchou standing behind him, drooling and staring at the two bowls of noodle soup.

Xiaosan was stunned for a moment, and the two boys quickly took the soup bowl in Xiaosan's hand, and hurriedly said: "Thank you, Brother San!" They immediately returned to the table, took the chopsticks and ate vigorously. It also glows green, like two wolves guarding their food.

"Slow down for me!" Xiaosan said angrily.

When Brother Scallion was scolded, the speed of chopsticks slowed down a little, but as they ate more and more fragrant, the taste of the broth combined with the special smell of sausage, which made the two of them want to stop eating more and more, and started to swallow again.

Xiaosan was annoyed and amused watching from the side, so she just stood with her arms crossed and watched the two little guys eat noodles.

After eating face to face, the two little ones looked at Xiaosan's half-eaten bowl of noodles again, and then looked at him eagerly.

The little third master rolled his eyes, shook his hands, and let them go.

Brother Scallion cheered, and directly brought Xiaosan's bowl over. The older brother shared half with the younger brother. The younger brother felt that his own was too much and took some back to the older brother. The older brother's eyes were red and he whispered: "You are more hungry, You eat more." He then turned back what the younger brother had brought over.

Then during this back and forth, both brothers had red eyes and sniffed noses.

Xiaosan thought to herself, God is so pitiful, what kind of life these two little ones lived before, they could even cry when they shared half a bowl of noodles.Then his mouth moved, and he said, "After eating, remember to collect the bowl from Master, take it back and wash it before going to sleep."

Xiaosan drank medicine again at night, which was brought by Baili Xuanhu himself.

Xiaosan sat on the bed and drank sips, listening to what Baili Xuanhu told him.The master asked him to rest well, don't bother with anything, just leave the cooking to Ah Er, and let him not worry.

Xiaosan said yes verbally, but thought in her heart: "Don't worry?The food that the second senior brother cooks is even worse than the master's. At least what the master cooks is edible. The second senior brother's dishes are simply not for human consumption. 』

Then Onion came in from the outside with a bathtub at both ends, saw the Baili Xuanhu, and said tremblingly: "Hello, big brother!"

When Xiao San heard this, he almost spit out the soup in his mouth.

He swallowed the medicine forcefully, coughed twice, pointed to the Baili Xuanhu pot and said, "You call him big brother?"

Xiao Cong said: "That's right, he is the big brother, and the other is the second brother, and you are the third brother, and the one who lives in the west room is Sister Yanzi and the silent brother."

Xiaosan shook her finger, still pointing at the Baili Xuanhu, and asked, "Do you know how old he is?"

Scallion shook his head.

Xiaosan thought to himself, this guy might be a refined medicine man, and his age in his previous life plus his age in this life might not be as big as this person, but seeing Baili Xuanhu smiling at him, and looking at the two brothers, he suddenly felt , it doesn't matter how old you are, the important thing is that his master will always take care of his apprentices!

"They've been barking for so long, and they can't change it for a while, so let them continue barking like that!" Baili Xuanhu said gently.

Xiao San nodded, drank the last soup in one go, then picked up the candied fruit and stuffed it into his mouth.

Baili Xuanhu looked at the two brothers Conghua and asked, "Have you gone to the pharmacy to get the yellow bitter thread and come back to take a bath?"

"Yes---" the two brothers said in unison.

"Did you boil water and bathe by yourself these days?" Baili asked again.

"Yes──" the brothers said again.

Scallion had always respected the person who saved them from the mass grave. In addition, Xiao San was bleeding all over his body after being injured that day. When they rushed back to see it, they were trembling with fright, but this one also kept trembling and returned his face. The older brother, who was all white, went down with a few golden needles, and the bleeding of the third child stopped.

After such a serious injury, the bones were visible, and it healed in more than ten days!So their respect for this big brother was simply as high as the sky.

Baili Xuanhu smiled warmly and said: "Go and bring the boiled water and cold water back to mix. I'll take a bath for you later and see how your wounds are healing."

"Okay"

Hearing the uniform voice of the Onion Brothers, Xiaosan wanted to laugh, and took them out to carry water, and Xiaosan said, "Master, didn't Second Senior Brother tell you that these two should not be pets?"

"Ah Er didn't say anything. Why can't you pet him?" Baili Xuanhu was a little puzzled.

"The two are too wild. The older one is smart, but the younger one only listens to the older one. If we don't take advantage of them to teach them how to behave, we will definitely be in trouble in the future." Xiao San said.

Baili Xuanhu gently stroked Xiaosan's head. "Little San can think of others now!"

The little third master immediately rolled his eyes, this master always treats him like a child.

Baili Xuanhu continued: "They are still young, just teach them slowly if they are not sensible. Children are born to be pampered. You, when you are with them, don't yell at them. Be nice to them, so that they good."

Then Baili Xuanhu talked a lot with Xiaosan about how to spoil the children, and Baili didn't finish his long talk until the two children came back with hot water.

After lifting the water a few times, the tub was seventy percent full.Baili Xuanhu went to the two brothers, took the medicine powder they gave him and poured it into hot water, and then personally bathed the children, applied the medicine, and changed their clothes.

Xiaosan was lying sideways on the bed and watching, but then she only vaguely saw Baili Xuanhu chatting and laughing with the two children very happily. The Chinese cabbage covered with dew, the nice sound when sowing the leaves.

Xiaosan closed her eyes dimly and fell asleep.

spoil children?That seems to be more difficult than studying the art of war and memorizing all the recipes.

He has always only known how to curse and beat people.

Pet those two... How do you pet them?

Master said, speak softly, slow down, don't get angry, don't yell at people, and don't spank the child with the dragon-killing rope.When you see children, you should smile, cook more delicious things for them to eat, find more fun things for them to play with, and make a bunch of them, and then the children will be happily pampered .

It’s easy to cook something for them to eat, and if it’s fun, go to the second senior brother and it should be solved, but you have to smile like a master...

Xiaosan shivered in the dream... He would never learn to smile like that in his life...

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Falling asleep, suddenly heard a strange sound, Xiao San opened his eyes, looking at the dark wing.

The sound came from the corner of the wall, there were two small figures, and the ravings from their mouths were the strange sounds Xiao San heard.

The two children have not returned to sleep in the room since he rescued them from the sharp claws of the medicine pig. Since the day he fell into a coma, the two of them have been laid on the ground with a quilt on the ground. The two brothers rolled together and dared not leave at night. Get out of this wing.

Ah Er once drove them back to the room to sleep, but that day I heard that the two little ones had a nightmare, screaming and crying in their sleep, completely unable to wake up from being fed up, and then Master hurriedly They were given needles to calm them down.

After that, Ah Er didn't drive them out again, and they stayed in this room, sleeping obediently in the corner, as if only in this place could they feel at ease.

Xiaosan got down on the bed and walked in front of the two brothers, Xiao Cong muttered something in his mouth, tears welled up in the corners of his eyes, while Xiao Hua held onto Xiao Cong's hand so tightly that their fingertips turned white and did not let go. He kept shouting, "Brother, brother, save me..."

Then Xiao Cong started to twitch, he curled up into a ball, and Xiao Hua who was holding his hand trembled, sobbing out of breath.

Xiaosan squatted in front of them and shouted: "Xiao Cong, Xiao Hua, wake up, don't sleep!"

But these two children not only didn't hear it, the suppressed crying overflowed from their mouths bit by bit.

Xiao San yelled several times and shook them several times, but neither of them showed signs of waking up.

At this moment, he frowned, stared at Xiao Cong's cheeks by the moonlight outside the window, stretched out his hands, grabbed Xiao Cong's face, and pulled it forcefully from left to right, shouting as he pulled, "Wake up, I! Hum here!" Chirping, let no one sleep!"

Xiao Cong was still awake, Xiao San made a unique move at this time, stretched the guy's cheeks and twisted violently, Xiao Cong suddenly yelled, opened his eyes, panting and looked straight into Xiao San's eyes.

Xiaosan didn't say anything after that, just patted Xiao Cong's head, let him watch, and then said lightly: "It's okay, it's just a nightmare, third brother is here!"

Then he approached Xiaohua again, and woke Xiaohua up with the same method.

When Xiao Hua woke up and saw Xiao San, she trembled and cried. Xiao San touched Xiao Hua's head again and said, "Go to sleep on my bed, I will take care of you."

So that night, Xiao San took out a towel, soaked it in water and wrung it dry, wiped the faces and hands of the two brothers, and took them to bed.

Xiaosan slept in the middle, and the two brothers slept on his left and right respectively. Three people covered a quilt, and the two hugged his arms tightly, not letting go.

Xiaosan originally wanted to wait for them to fall asleep, and then pull his arms back, but when he waited until the two brothers fell asleep and stopped shaking, he fell into a drowsy sleep.

The next day, the peaceful and peaceful morning in Immortal Valley came, wild birds chirped, and then there was a loud roar from the third room: "Fuck, who peed on my bed──"

Followed and yelled:

"My clothes are all wet──"

then:

"It's a pity that I borrowed my bed and arm, and I still have the courage to run after peeing, bastard, if I catch you, you will die──"

Baili Xuanhu woke up when he heard Xiao San's voice. He looked at the second apprentice who was reading in his room in a daze, and murmured: "Little San is angry again... Has Shi Shi come to play with him again?" ..."

Ah Er turned over a page of the book, fixed his eyes on the text, and said calmly: "Brother went home to study and hasn't come back yet, Xiao San was annoyed by those two little ones. Master, please sleep a little longer, and wait for Xiao San to wake up in the morning." I'll call you when the meal is cooked."

Baili Xuanhu emptied for a while, then said: "... oh..." and lay back on the bed to sleep.

Xiao San has always been a person with little patience. His patience is only focused on the things he wants to focus on, such as: learning cooking skills, and for example: finding the two brothers Scallion.

The two brothers didn't run very far, the road to the top of the mountain was blocked by Ah Er, now they can only circle around the bamboo grove in the Immortal Valley, thinking at the same time whether it is the medicine pig or the angry third brother who is terrible, should they rush Go into the bamboo forest to avoid being beaten to death, but you will die if you encounter a medicine pig in the bamboo forest...

Ahhh... what should I do? !

It's a pity that before they finished thinking, they looked into the bamboo forest and suddenly felt a chill behind their backs.They turned their heads in fear, only to find that Xiao San was already waiting behind them unknowingly.

Moreover, Xiao San had a gloomy face, narrowed eyes, and raised the corner of his mouth, holding the dragon-killing rope that had fought against Yao Zhi in his hand, and stared straight at them.

"Ah──" the two brothers screamed at the same time.

"Who peed?" Xiao San's voice was gloomy, which made people shudder.

The two brothers held each other's hands and quickly shut up, neither betraying the other.

Xiao San smiled sinisterly, and the corners of her mouth rose even more. "You still can't learn how to repay kindness, right? You only learn how to repay kindness and revenge."

Xiaosan didn't have a fish gut sword attached to the dragon-killing rope, but he used the dragon-killing rope as a whip. When the rope flicked in the air, there was a pop, and then it hit the bamboo bushes next to it, and there was also a pop. But with a snap, the green outer skin of a large piece of bamboo bush was snapped off, exposing the white part inside.

This is a threat, a naked threat!

Xiao Cong Xiaohua felt it, and they knew that if they refused to speak, the next terrible whip would definitely fall on them.

Xiao Cong, the elder brother, immediately said: "It was me, I peed! I drank too much tea last night and slept too deeply. When I woke up, I found that I peed on your bed! I was afraid that you would be angry, so I woke up my brother. Run with me, I, I was wrong, I dare not in the future! Third brother, if you want to hit me, hit me, don’t hit younger brother!"

Xiao Hua then hurriedly yelled at his brother: "Don't talk nonsense, that's not the case!" Xiao Hua turned to Xiao San and explained urgently: "I peed, I had a nightmare again, so I peed, my brother took me away after knowing , It wasn’t him who pissed, third brother, you hit me, you hit me, I really did it!”

Xiaosan folded her arms around her chest, raised her chin and stared at the two brothers, the Dragon Killing Cable hung down from her arms, swinging with the wind, and the hearts of the two brothers also jumped.

"Who did it?" Xiao San spoke slowly.

Xiaocong wanted to speak, but his younger brother pulled his hand away, and then heard Xiaohua say loudly: "It's me!"

Xiao San looked at Xiao Cong.

Xiao Cong saw Xiao San staring at his younger brother from Xiao San's eyes, and realized that Xiao San should already know who did it, so she closed her mouth with red eyes and stopped talking.

"Very good, you're smart." Xiao San smiled and said, "Now take off all my pants and lean against the bamboo."

Xiao Hua hurriedly said: "Why, I admit that I know I peed, it's none of my brother's business, don't hit him!"

Xiaosan said: "When I first asked, you both covered each other's lies. Although you confessed in the end, those who lie will be punished."

This time the two brothers looked at each other sadly, with tears in their eyes, they held each other's hands and said, "Wait for me when we get down there, and we will be brothers in the next life." Then they turned to the bamboo, and took off their pants together, revealing their white and tender little hands. Ass, lean against the bamboo.

The two brothers' minds flashed in their minds how Xiaosan's whip made Yaozhu's skin bruised. They had promised to be obedient, but they made a mistake again, so they deserved to be beaten.

Xiaosan flicked his whip in the air, and the sound of every flick made Xiao Cong Xiaohua's liver and gallbladder burst.

Xiaosan said: "Grit your teeth tighter, Xiaosan said you want to teach, so let you do whatever you want!"

Xiaosan's voice ended, followed by the sound of a whip piercing through the air. "This whip is to remind you that you must always act straight and stand upright, and tell others everything. Only villains will go astray and use lies to cover up everything."

Xiao Cong Xiaohua was so afraid that her buttocks trembled, she closed her eyes tightly and gritted her teeth, and then followed by the burning pain from the Dragon Killing Cable hitting their buttocks!

Xiao Cong Xiaohua cried out in pain and jumped up, the whip hit him from the flesh to the bone, although the buttock was only hit once, it hurt all over his body.

Xiao Hua yelled non-stop, Xiao Cong also yelled a few times, and then touched her buttocks with tears in her eyes.

Xiao Cong originally thought that such a strong force would definitely smash the butt, and then their flesh would slowly rot one by one, and finally died here.

But Xiao Cong touched it, and touched it again, no matter how many times he touched it, he didn't see any blood when he held his palm in front of him.

His cheeks were red and swollen from being pinched by Xiaosan last night, with two tears hanging down, he stared blankly at Xiaosan.

Xiaosan lowered her head and curled her lips, then put back her original frightening face.Although it was only a momentary change, Xiao Cong felt that this person really seemed to want to let them understand the difference between right and wrong, and didn't really want to smash their asses.

Xiaosan still put on that cold look, feigned anger and said: "Put on your pants, and go back to my room in a moment to wash all the mattresses, quilts and clothes I changed! I will Watching you from behind, don't be lazy, otherwise the whip will never show mercy, you know?"

Xiaocong Xiaohua choked, nodded and said, "I know!"

Xiao San continued to shout: "You know what you're doing standing there? Hurry up and wash the quilt!"

Xiaocong grabbed Xiaohua and put on the pants together, and then the two of them whispered in low voices on the way back to the bamboo house.

The two brothers ran back and looked at Xiao San with strange eyes, ran after them, and then looked at Xiao San again with those eyes.

The little third master snorted, stuffed the dragon killing cable into his arms, and then walked slowly towards the bamboo house.

After losing his temper, he was also a little tired, but he still thought in his mind that breakfast was late today, and the sun was already high, so what should he cook at this time?

When Xiaosan walked slowly back to the bamboo house, she happened to see a beautiful girl about sixteen or seventeen standing in front of the bamboo railing, with a face that looked like she had just recovered from a serious illness, and smiled at him.

Xiao San didn't know why the girl was smiling at him, so he just blinked and asked directly, "Do you want to drink bird's nest porridge?"

The girl was stunned for a moment, then smiled slowly, nodded and said, "Please, brother."

"No trouble," Xiaosan said, "it's time for master and second senior brother to make up, and I'll help you make up by the way."

The girl laughed. "Brother speaks straightforwardly."

Xiaosan replied: "I'm used to it. You don't have to go round and round when talking to people in the valley, you can just talk straight. You are too tense, and you look depressed. This will make Master work hard!"

The girl froze for a moment.

Xiao San straightened her chest, and kept drawing circles on her chest with both hands. "So be open-minded, open-minded, you know!"

This movement, which would be very indecent for an adult man, was performed by the weak-faced mistress, but it was childish and innocent.

The girl laughed again.He covered his mouth and narrowed his eyes with a smile.