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"Hey, coco, so you are a native of the imperial capital?"

"Coco, so you have been to the Happy Valley in the imperial capital! Is it fun there?"

"Hey, coco, I'm out of class, let's fight pesticides together!"

Ever since Jiang Feng found an online girlfriend, he has become more and more interested in online dating. After returning to 420 after class every day, he either makes voice calls or turns on video, and chats until the lights are turned off in the dormitory. Stopping, disturbing the people in the dormitory, so far, the dormitory has become the place that the few of them don't want to step into. Whenever they have free time, they go to the library to go to the library, and to play basketball.

As May was approaching, the weather was getting hotter and hotter. Chu Qing and Jiang Feng were both sweating during the basketball team's training camp in the afternoon. As soon as the training was over, they couldn't wait to go to the bathroom to take a shower together in the evening.The two big men took a bath for 10 minutes and it was resolved. Jiang Feng started chattering on the way back to the apartment building.

"Hey, second child, let me tell you, I was washing for nothing, and suddenly I stepped on a slippery thing. If I hadn't supported the wall with my agility, I would have fallen directly to the ground! Hey, guess what? I lowered my head What did you see?"

Chu Qing asked absently, "Oh, what did you see?"

Recalling what happened not long ago, Jiang Feng showed an unbearable expression on his face, and said angrily: "A piece of soap! The color is still yellowish! I saw that it slipped through the gap under the door panel on the right hand side. Come here, and then the person in the bathroom on the right is still squatting by the door and shouting, asking me to pick up the soap and hand it to him, I wipe it, but he actually asked me to pick up the soap! Second child, look at this person, is he sick! "

Chu Qing stared at him with a speechless expression. He reached out and patted Jiang Feng's shoulder, and said, "I think you think too much. Maybe people don't know the meaning of these three words. I think he should be Simply asking you to help pick up the soap on the floor."

Jiang Feng obviously didn't agree with his point of view, and said eloquently: "'Picking up soap' is such a sensitive word in the society, how can someone who is not a caveman not know it! Let me tell you that the man did it so easily, he must have no good intentions!"

Damn, there is no one who is talking about this fallacy!

"Wait!" Chu Qing really couldn't understand his brain circuit. He rubbed his temples and asked, "so...you didn't care about that classmate in the end?" It's unlucky for my dear friend to meet Jiang Feng's wonderful flower!

Jiang Feng shook his head unexpectedly, and said, "He was so loud that I couldn't take a shower, so I kicked him over."

Chu Qing: "..."

From the boys' bathhouse to the ten apartment building, along the way, Chu listened to Jiang Feng making small things bigger, from the personal soap incident to the height of social male-male love phenomenon, and he was tortured physically and mentally.

"No, do you have to discriminate against homosexuals so much? Maybe there is true love between men!"

"Are you crazy?" Jiang Feng lashed out of course: "How can homosexuality be matched with such a sacred and great word as 'love'? I don't like girls who are soft and fragrant, but I can fall in love with girls who are as hard as myself. In my opinion, this is a mental illness, which is not normal!"

So resistant, gays eat your rice or something!

Chu Qing complained in her heart, and silently diagnosed the deeply homophobic patient beside her.The two had opposite attitudes, and they stopped the topic at the same time.

Well, looking at it this way, Xia Zhi's concealment of her homosexuality is quite prescient, after all, this kind of thing is related to their harmonious coexistence in dormitory 420.It's just that if he is with Xiao An, will he do the same?well!The roommate is like this, what will his relatives think?

Facts have proved that Jiang Feng who left the mobile phone is a normal individual. He picked up the mobile phone on the table before returning to the dormitory before sitting on the stool.

"Coco!" He called out affectionately, which really disgusted Chu Qing and the others.

"What did you have for dinner today? Oh, I bought a fried dough stick and a bowl of Hu spicy soup from the cafeteria! Oh, that's all, coco, are you full?"

"..." Chu Qing quickly left the place occupied by pink bubbles with a pile of clothes in his arms.Walking to the sink at the sink, he bent down to take the basin, when he saw a big one filled with black and gray unknown objects next to his little blue one in the corner.

"Jiang Feng..." Chu Qing pinched his nose and shouted.

"what?"

"You..." Chu Qing frowned and thought for a while, then used a quantifier: "It's a bunch of... black socks, why don't you hurry up and deal with them!"

"Busy! It's fine to leave it for a day, and I'll wash it tomorrow!" Jiang Feng didn't reply.

Hearing this, Zhang Ning, who was playing on the computer, sneered: "Jiang Feng, you said the same thing when I asked you last night!"

Wen Tai also raised his head, and said quietly: "And the day before yesterday."

Chu Qing rubbed his forehead: "...Hey, you didn't keep these socks for a week, did you?"

"Nothing, how could I be so careless!"

"They're talking nonsense, they're just joking!" Probably the conversation on their side was caught by the QQQ who was still in the voice, and Jiang Feng covered up in a panic: "Coco, you trust me, how could I Will you not wash your socks for a week? Oh, do you think they have any reason to deliberately smear me, er, it should be because they are jealous that I have such a beautiful object as you!"

"Jiang Feng!!!" One sentence flattered the online dating partner, but successfully aroused the anger of Chu Qing and the others.

Zhang Ning shot back, "I'm alone by my own ability, so what's your business?"

Chu Qing also got angry and said, "Yes, we single dogs also have dignity. Isn't it great to have a partner?"

"Of course it's amazing!" Jiang Feng proudly puffed up his small chest, and then disdainfully said, "Don't say I'm a single dog, a dog can still have three wives and four concubines!"

"..." They never found out that Jiang Feng was such a shameless person.

"Damn it! It's unbearable to be ridiculed even if you show your affection so much every day!" So, the unbearable Chu Qing viciously... scrubbed the clothes under his hands.

I originally planned to go home this weekend, but the teacher of the design class issued a notice in the group, saying that this Saturday, the graduation defense, let them watch and study.As a result, Chu Qing had no choice but to postpone the matter temporarily.

However, if you can't see the face, it's always okay to look at the face and listen to the voice, right?

Maybe it was influenced by that fellow Jiang Feng, after Chu Qing finished washing his clothes, thinking about this sentence, he climbed onto the bed, sat cross-legged on the bed and started the video.

After a while, the video invitation was accepted over there, and Chu Qing looked at the screen full of expectations, and then, he saw a soft and beautiful female face.

"..."

Seeing that the light in her brat's eyes suddenly dimmed, Yang Sheng's face immediately sank, and she deliberately said: "Why, I'm not happy to see your mother?"

"No, Mom, why would I not be happy to see you! But, where did Xiao An go?" When Chu Qing was thinking about talking about homosexuality with Jiang Feng, she secretly imagined her mother's attitude. imaginary.He looked at her with a smile on his face, but his red and phoenix eyes still turned around, and he glanced behind Yang Sheng.

"Xiao An just dried her hair inside after taking a shower, and she hasn't come out yet!" Yang Sheng said.

"Oh, that's it!" Chu Qing nodded.

"Well, by the way, I heard from Xiao An that you will go home this week?" Yang Sheng asked.

Chu Qing sighed and said, "I wanted to come back at first, but our teacher said that this week's graduates were defending and asked us to go to the scene to see it, so we can just forget it."

Yang Sheng understood, and said: "Then you can come back in a few days, it just so happens that if you don't go home, it will save me a meal!"

Chu Qing: "...you lost me like this, mom."

After chatting for a while, seeing that it was late and Chu An hadn't come out yet, Yang Sheng was afraid that the two brothers' chat for a long time would affect Chu An's study status the next day, so he persuaded him to hang up the video.

"You can talk to Xiaoan sometime when you come back!" Yang Sheng said.

"Oh, then... alright." Chu Qing could only hang up the video listlessly.

Chu An came out of the bathroom about 2 minutes after Chu Qing hung up. His hair was blown fluffy by the blower, and it smelled more messy than usual.

Yang Sheng couldn't help rubbing it, then handed him the warm milk on the table, and then told him about Chu Qing's video call just now.

"Xiao An, wouldn't it be good not to tell your brother about her affairs?" Yang Sheng slightly frowned, looking worried.

"Anyway, he will know in the end." Chu An recalled what his brother had just said, and a wicked smile slowly bloomed on his delicate face.

"Now, it's not time yet."

On the other end, Chu Qing hung up the video, stared for a while, then looked around, and saw that all the roommates except Jiang Feng had put on earphones, and then, caught off guard, he heard——

"Muma!"

Jiang Feng made a loud voice sweetly.

"..." Chu Qing thumped the bed board angrily.

This day is over!