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Chu Qing thinks that he is an optimistic, open-minded, positive top ten young man. Well, he did think so before he realized that he really had a problem with his sexual orientation.

It was reported that in the past two days, after shopping for daily necessities, Chu Qing spent the whole day nestling on his wooden bed, searching up and down for this important question.

On the afternoon of the [-]th, the two brothers Zhang Ning and Zhang Ling pushed open the door of the dormitory, rushed in pushing the suitcase.

As soon as he entered the room, Zhang Ling put the suitcase in front of his wardrobe, and with his hands trumpeted, he announced imposingly: "Comrades, from today onwards, I must work hard, work hard, and work hard to lead all our 420 teammates to board the Be the CEO and marry Bai Fumei at the pinnacle of life!"

"..."

The five people in the dormitory were doing their own thing, and they didn't listen to him at all, which made Zhang Ling, who kept his right hand raised diagonally above, very embarrassed.

Looking around, his brother squatted on the ground to sort out the clothes in the box, Xia Zhi was typing on the computer, and Wen Tai was reading "Mercy" with his hands. It seemed that he took Jiang Feng, who was watching the drama, as his target.

Taking two strides forward, he put Jiang Fengli's mobile phone on the table at once, and educated him righteously:

"Student Jiang Feng, as contemporary college students, especially because we are students of key universities, how can we indulge in these stupid dramas all day long? You must know that we have been entrusted with the mission of revival of the times. We must What we do is to insist on the unity of learning science and culture and strengthening ideological cultivation, and insist on the unity of learning book knowledge and participating in social practice."

"So?" Jiang Feng looked at him with dead eyes.

"So..." Zhang Ling said with a serious face, "From the next second, let's fight for the fourth level together with Dad!"

"You fight alone! Because..." Jiang Feng broke his fingers one by one to free his mobile phone, "Your father, I just passed the fourth level."

"What? You passed? Impossible!" Zhang Ling was shocked, and then shouted with distorted facial features: "You must be kidding me! I have been preparing for this second exam for so long but I haven't received God's mercy , how did you, who didn't memorize ten words, didn't do a real test, and even failed English last semester, how did you pass?"

As soon as the crisp sound of typing on the keyboard stopped, Xia Zhi turned around and said, "Xiao Liu! He has indeed passed!"

"No! I don't believe that the sky is so unfair to me!"

Xia Zhi smiled brightly: "It's really not public, because Jiang Feng got the favor of Athena."

"What does this mean?" Zhang Ling was confused.

"It means that he has someone to help him!" After being quiet for a while, his head hurt from Zhang Ling's high-decibel voice, and Chu Qing couldn't help but poked his head out of the bed and shouted.

Hearing this, Zhang Ning folded his clothes and asked, "You said that someone in the examination room copied the papers for him, and that person was a woman?"

Xia Zhi nodded: "Yeah! The boss and I were assigned to the same examination room, just behind him, and I saw the girl next to him show him the listening answers at the end of the listening, and then give him the answers when the invigilator patrols the other rows." Handed over the slip of paper with the answer to answer sheet 2."

Zhang Ling had a sudden realization, and a feeling of coldness in the world emerged spontaneously. He accused Jiang Feng sadly and angrily: "Jiang Feng, it turned out that you secretly found foreign aid behind my back! Thanks to my roommate, I even helped you review it before the exam." Level [-] vocabulary, you didn’t even find me one!”

Jiang Feng finally couldn't calm down any longer, he patted the table to defend himself and said: "Nonsense! I don't know that girl at all, okay? And you have the nerve to ask me to review the vocabulary? Obviously you are crying and begging me to give you Is it okay to dictate words? You can’t be so shameless if you distort the facts!”

Zhang Ling lowered his voice: "Then...then when you test my vocabulary, isn't it also consolidating your vocabulary?"

"Wait a minute, I seem to know the truth." Zhang Ning leaned on the back of the chair, squinted his eyes and said: "A girl whom the boss doesn't know is risking being discovered by the invigilator and canceling her grades. Pass the answer to the boss twice, hold the grass, it's strange, isn't this girl falling in love with the boss at first sight?"

"It makes sense." Chu Qing said leaning on the pillow.

"Don't make wild guesses. Maybe that girl is happy to see me being pitiful and helping others. You have to believe that there are good intentions in the world, and don't just speculate on other people's good wishes."

Jiang Feng shook his head and said this, and when he looked up, he saw that everyone was in disbelief.

"Huh? This is not right! Normally, if someone told you that a girl looked at you more than once, you would have already jumped three feet high and talked to us about how many children you and she will have in the future! Why did you Are you eager to get rid of it?" Zhang Ning asked Xia Zhi directly, "Isn't that girl not very good-looking?"

Xia Zhi thought about it carefully, and then commented with his aesthetic sense of mosquito coils: "The facial features are correct, but a little fat. But that girl seems to like to laugh, Boss, don't you like girls who love to smile the most?"

Looking at this group of roommates who are accustomed to distorting the facts, Jiang Feng stated with a blank face: "No, I like girls who can laugh like silver bells, not girls who laugh like barbells when they take the exam. A fat girl over 120 pounds."

Hearing this, several people in the dormitory started to attack Jiang Feng.

"Hey, what you said is very straight! You can't think that the girl is not good-looking and belittle her like that?"

"That's right, no matter what, they helped you get the fourth-level certificate that affects graduation, so it's your savior!"

"That's right, are you discriminating against fat people? Let me tell you, every fat person is a potential stock. I was also a fat person when I was in elementary school. You see, after seven or eight years, the thick line is in front of you. A personable Zhilan Yushu who looks better than Pan An!"

After listening to their noise for a while, Chu Qing felt that she could get used to it, so she prepared to continue to sleep.Then, just as he was about to pull up the quilt, Zhang Ling turned the flames of war on him again.

"Second child! It's not yet six o'clock, I haven't eaten dinner, I'm sleeping on my wool, wake up! Dad will take you to pass the sixth grade!"

Zhang Ling saw that he hadn't moved, so he crawled under his bed and sang in a tenor voice: "Wake up! Get up! The moon is going to burn your ass! La la la~ la la la~"

Nima is really unbearable!

Chu Qing lifted the quilt, slapped the railing angrily, and shouted, "I just want to sleep now? Are you a duck?"

"You... you actually hate me? You call me a duck? Huh, bro~" Zhang Ling had eyes watering, and ran to find Zhang Ning.

Zhang Ning looked at Zhang Ling who threw himself into his arms, and comforted him, "Just like you, don't worry, you can't be a duck."

"Woooo, are you comforting me or belittling me? You forgot that we look exactly the same!"

"The second child seems to be very annoying these days, so don't mess with him, and he has already passed the sixth level, you ask him, isn't he just making fun of himself?" Xia Zhi persuaded.

"He's worried about whether he's finished the whole semester? Passed the sixth grade...Are you showing off for him? Chiguoguo..." Zhang Ling moaned louder.

In the evening, I went to the cafeteria and ate a whole bowl of fish meal. After thinking about it all the way, Chu Qing went back to her dormitory and made a phone call.

"Ask Xiao An? Why don't you wait for him to come back at 09:30 and call him directly?"

Chu Qing lowered his eyes and said in words: "Won't this delay his study? Mom, Xiao An these days... are you okay?"

"Very good! Looks good! I ate an extra egg for breakfast!"

Chu Qing asked tentatively: "It's really good? I mean, after I left, did he behave abnormally?"

"You're asking this question, you've only been back to school for a few days, do you still expect Xiao An to not think about food and drink?"

On the phone, Yang Sheng stabbed him, and said: "It's the same as before, nothing unusual, maybe it's just that the college entrance examination is coming soon, it's hard, every day when I get home, I've been studying in my room except for dinner, it's not like you, who sneaked a month before the college entrance examination TV! At first, I thought that Xiao An would not like to talk much after she entered the third year of high school, but I just found out yesterday that this child still has interpersonal communication at school."

"How did you know this mother?"

Yang Sheng's voice sounded with laughter: "When I went to pick him up last night, I saw him chatting with a little girl at the school gate. When I came back, Xiaoan told me that it was his friend, Jasmine, whose name is as cute as a person's." .”

"Jin Moli, she and Xiao An are classmates, and they have known each other for several years from elementary school to high school."

"Elementary school to high school? That's quite a fate! The little girl looks like a doll, she is very beautiful, she is polite and can talk, and she sweetly calls me sister when she sees me. This child seems to like it very much." Xiao An's big eyes have been following Xiao An's figure from beginning to end, I—"

Even if there is no video, Chu Qing can still feel that Yang Sheng's smile is bigger. Last year, he would have praised Jin Moli, a lovable girl, with his old mother, but for some reason, he felt at this time. A little irritability rose in my heart, and I couldn't even restrain myself and said mockingly:

"What's the matter, let's go on, do you want her to be your youngest daughter-in-law? Didn't you forbid our puppy love?"

Jiang Feng next to him suddenly sniffed around and asked, "Hey, did anyone eat something? What does it smell like!"

Wen Tai answered him: "The stinky socks that Zhang Ling put in the sink!"

Yang Sheng on the other end couldn't smell the sour smell in the dormitory, and said with a smile: "The college entrance examination will be in a few months, and it won't be a puppy love if you become an adult. That little girl is really good. If Xiaoan really likes it, we Your dad agrees."

"Oh, Mom, then you may be disappointed, Xiao An doesn't like her."

On the other side, Yang Sheng was surprised, and asked on the phone: "How do you know? You asked Xiao An about this before?"

Because...Xiao An likes his brother me...

However, of course Chu Qing couldn't say that, he murmured:

"Uh... almost... it should be, I asked... Oh, mom, anyway, I just know Xiao An doesn't like it, so stop thinking about it!"

After hanging up the phone, Chu Qing washed his feet and climbed onto the bed, staring blankly at Xia Zhi's bed which hadn't come back from the West District supermarket.

It was time for further verification, he thought.