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"Everyone must not be sloppy in the exams at the beginning of December. First of all... just like President Wang said when the national flag was raised on Monday, when you have the same score as other students in the college entrance examination and the number of college admissions is limited, the college will admit the one with the higher exam score." Students. From these three points, you can see that the students of the four-day exam must pay attention to it!" The old Mediterranean class still wore the big brown cotton jacket from the year before last, and yelled at Fang Qiu on the podium.

After reading the mobilization speech, he said earnestly:

"Of course, although everyone has to go all out for the exam, you must rely on your true strength and don't try to take shortcuts! You have heard this a thousand and eight hundred times, and I have said it a thousand and eight hundred times, but I still have to tell my classmates a heart-to-heart talk about how the teacher invigilated the exam in the exam room!"

Sensitively aware of the implication of this "heart-to-heart talk", the listless student below raised his head and asked the old class to show his performance, only to hear his painting style change:

"Let me tell you, the invigilators haven't experienced any big storms? They are all old fritters! Do you think the teachers can't see those little tricks in private? Do you think the teachers can't keep an eye on dozens of people in the examination room? It's a big mistake. Let me tell you, especially in large-scale exams, the teachers who can invigilate the exams have piercing eyes! They can notice you when you do things down there!"

The old class eloquently gave an example: "For example, when you encounter a topic that you don't know, you want to take a peek at the small note. Here comes the important point. You want to see if the teacher has visited you, so you take a peek." Teacher, the teacher will look back at you, you will take another look at the teacher, and the teacher will look at you again. Tell yourself what you want to do?"

"Pfft!" Although Lao Ban's expression at the moment was heartbroken, the students present were inexplicably poked at the point of laughter, and even the corners of Chu Qing's mouth twitched.

There was a buzzing under the podium, and just as Chu Qing finished making up what Lao Ban said, he noticed the scorching gaze projected on his face.

"..." Chu Qing stiffened.Old class, what do you see me doing?Didn't I just stay there for a few seconds?

Lao Ban stared at it for a long time with deep and meaningful eyes, then he shouted: "Lin Mu!"

Chu Qing: "..." So it was not to arrest him...

I don't know what Lin Mu did just now, he stood up in a panic, and the chair made a loud noise.

"teacher!"

"Lin Mu, what did you understand from what I just said?" Old Ban asked her.

"It makes sense..." Lin Mu rolled his eyes, looked at the old class and said solemnly: "I understand that when you look at the small note, you must be calm and take it easy! You can't observe the invigilator all the time!"

"Huh? No! If you didn't look at the invigilator, wouldn't he immediately notice you when he walked up to you?" Lin Mu frowned, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and then under the dumbfounded eyes of the old class, he said triumphantly:

"Oh! I thought of a good idea! If the teacher still finds out, then we will pass the note to him with a calm expression, and then tell the teacher, I have a habit of getting the answer right after the test. On the note is The answer I just copied!"

"..." The whole class was in an uproar.

The old class, who was already at the peak of menopause, was so angry that Lin Mu became the only protagonist in the last 10 minutes of the mobilization class meeting.

"You didn't listen carefully to what the old class said about the exam, so what are you thinking?"

"Planning the school celebration party next Friday! What is a small exam? The imminent school celebration is the most important thing!"

Lin Mu has always been heartless, and after being scolded brutally by his old class, he was only depressed for 3 minutes, and then he regained his vitality.

This year happens to be the 60th anniversary of the founding of the High School Affiliated to the Imperial Capital. It is rare for the school to hold a school celebration at night.

Regarding this party, Chu Qing said that instead of sitting with a group of people and watching the clumsy performances of classmates, it is better to let them go home and watch "The Voice of the Emperor". If you are talented, it’s enough to sing, dance and dance on stage, so do you need to spend a lot of planning?”

For his statement, Lin Mu was very disdainful, and said with a "cut": "Don't you think this will be extremely monotonous? Our school is holding a school celebration party for the first time. No matter what, we can come up with a different program." , Give us some fond memories of our middle school days!"

"Oh!" Chu Qing asked casually, "Then what do you want to do differently?"

"I thought about it for a long time, and finally decided that in addition to the cross talk and singing performances that have been reported, our class will have a drama show!" Lin Mu's words were sonorous and powerful, but——

"If I remember correctly, Class [-] of our grade is also performing dramas. How is this different? And... drama rehearsals take time and energy, and just looking for actors is enough to cause headaches?" Chu Putting it on its own terms, I don't think it's a good idea.

"No, no, no! Although they are both dramas, we can be unique in the choice of scripts! I found out that the drama their class is going to perform is "The Merchant of Xizhilang". Haha, Chu Qing, let me tell you, I The script I found is definitely more distinctive than theirs! As for the actors..."

Lin Mu suddenly looked at him maliciously: "Isn't there a ready-made one?"

"What do you want?" Chu Qing became vigilant.

Lin Mu licked his face and leaned towards him, his eyes were shining, and he almost didn't have the three big characters "Have a plan" written on his face, but he was full of good words: "Chu Qing, the male lead in my script is the biggest. The only characteristic is just one word—handsome! After thinking about it carefully, the old man must be you! Aren’t you a campus male god? You deserve your name here!”

I have to say that Lin Mu's compliment was very useful to him. Chu Qing narrowed her phoenix eyes comfortably, touched her chin and said, "Young master is handsome and charming, but you know, although I have a good memory, I don't want to recite it." Don’t the lines, especially those of the main characters, usually last several pages?”

"You don't have to worry about that!" Lin Mu slapped the table and said, "Although he is a pig's foot, this character only has a few lines, and you can memorize them with a glance!"

"So short? First tell me what is the name of your play?" Chu Qing's expression was a little loose.

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."

"..."

"How is it swollen?" Lin Mu looked at him excitedly.

"Sure enough, it's more unique. Comparing children's dramas with others, Lin Mu, you are really talented!" Chu Qing almost laughed out of anger.When he took off his pants, she showed him this!Blind his expectations in vain!

"No acting." He answered decisively.

"Hey, the "Snow White" I'm talking about is not the one in the traditional cartoons. I'm looking for the hilarious version for adults, you know? It was listed in the school canon of Xiling Middle School, and it's still a classic!" Seeing that there is a door to this matter, Lin Mu will not let go of the actors at hand.

For several days in a row, Lin Mu poured brainwash into Chu Qing's ears, trying his best to make him take over the role.After a long time, not only Xiaobaicai and Fatty, but also the old class began to pay attention to him.

In the end, Chu Qing couldn't resist Yali, and said: "If you can let my tablemate play a role in it, I will agree!"

So, Lin Muyin's swishing eyes turned to her nerdy neighbor.

Jin Dong, who studies hard and can lie down every day: "..." (?Д?`)

When Lin Mu got Jin Dong to accept the promise, Chu Qing deeply felt that Lin Mu's evaluation was really one-sided——Jin Dong's heart was as cold as a stone, stubborn, rigid and unkind...

Don't think about my kids!

At noon, Chu Qing mentioned the drama performance at the school celebration.

"A drama!" Li Xiaopang became interested, "What's the name?"

Not only Li Xiaopang's name was on the waiting list for a few seconds, Chu An stared at Chu Qing's face with deeper eyes.

After satisfying Li Xiaopang's appetite, Chu Qing smiled mysteriously and said, "Temporarily keep it secret!"

"I don't know how to perform the eighteen bans, so what's the point of keeping it a secret?" Li Xiaopang curled his lips, and suddenly had the desire to try:

"Brother, is your crew still recruiting? Hey, what do you think of me? It's definitely worth it to give you guys a friendly cameo!"

Chu Qing seriously refused - "Our crew is full of fresh meat."

"Oh! Let me tell you, a drama with a lot of fresh meat will make the audience tired! Occasionally, I need pork belly that melts in the mouth to adjust!" Li Xiaopang hurriedly promoted himself.

"Oh?" Chu Qing pretended to focus on the uneven red and white pork belly in front of him, and then said with a very embarrassed but helpless look: "This... that's okay, I'll go and discuss it with Lin Mu Personally, speaking of a role in this drama that suits you well, she should agree."

"Oh yeah!" Li Xiaopang cheered and asked anxiously, "What role?"

"This character has a particularly vivid image in the play, full of joy!"

"Sense of joy?" Li Xiaopang said in surprise, "Look how humorous I am in the eyes of the public! Wow, this role must be super suitable for me!"

Well, it is indeed a very happy fat man!Chu Qing nodded in agreement, then frowned pretendingly, and said, "It's just that the name doesn't sound very nice..."

"What name?"

Chu Qing smiled: "Stupid!"

……

"Brother, what kind of play are you going to act in?" Chu An couldn't bear it anymore, raised his eyes and asked him.

""snow White""

Chu An: "..."

After Chu Qing finished speaking, she felt a little ashamed.Scratching his head, he asked, "Does Xiao An feel childish too?"

Chu An didn't ask "Is my brother playing the prince?" Although it was a questioning tone, Chu An already had the answer in his heart.

Sure enough, Chu Qing nodded and said, "Yes."

"Who is the princess?"

"Xu Lulu."

"..." Chu An stopped talking, he still remembered the white lotus that was always by his brother's side intentionally or unintentionally, and he even saw the scene where the girl chatted with Chu Qing with her sweet voice several times with his own eyes. Noisy and annoying.

Chu Qing was obviously unwilling to partner with Xu Lulu, sighed and said: "When the cast was being cast in the class, there was a boy who tried his best to promote her to be the heroine, and even made a vote on his own initiative. They were all offended, Lin Mu really had no choice but to find Xu Lulu."

That boy was Li Jun, the captain of Xu Lulu's guard. Chu Qing thought about it later. At that time, Nanzhu hadn't announced it yet. Li Jun probably wanted to have a romantic performance with the goddess. Unfortunately... Chu Qing really wanted to know Li Jun's mental activity at this time.

But in fact, after knowing that Chu Qing had become Nanzhu, Li Juntong had the urge to commit seppuku for the first time.

"Brother, do you want to arrange this drama according to the original plot?" Chu An suddenly thought of a key question.

"It should be." Chu Qing thought, although the girl Lin Mu used a funny version, the basic plot should remain the same.Just thinking about this, when he lowered his head, he caught a glimpse of Chu An's disappointed look with his pink lips tightly pursed.I asked so many details about the drama, is it because... my brother also yearns to act?

"In this play, apart from the princess and queen, there are only the seven dwarfs, and their images are not very pleasing." Chu Qing glanced at him secretly, but his younger brother still pursed his lips.

Or find a relatively cute dwarf for Xiao An to play?Chu Qing was already recalling the lines of each dwarf in the script.

"..." Chu An's eyes were like lacquer, and what was irritating in his heart was - if he remembered correctly, in "Snow White", there seemed to be a kiss scene before the prince and princess lived happily ever after... I guess.

small theater:

Confused?And this kind of name?Li Xiaopang scratched his head and decided to ask the Doll Encyclopedia next to him:

"Xiao Ming! You are very knowledgeable. Have you ever heard of a character named "Confused" in a famous literary drama?"

His little Ming looked at him indifferently.

"Why don't you talk? Don't you know? Could it be that Chu Qing is lying?"

"What if there is?" Qi Ming suddenly asked.

"If there is, I'll give it a try. Although the name doesn't sound good, but the image matches me! Don't miss this opportunity and never come again. A high school drama will live up to your youth!"

Li Xiaopang's stupidity once refreshed Qi Ming's upper limit of cognition, he was inconceivable: "Can't you hear that Chu Qing is playing tricks on you?"

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