lure brother deep

Beginning of summer on May [-]th, the hot summer is coming.Chu Qing gradually discovered that almost everyone around her lived a very colorful life during this period of time.

As a quasi-high school student, Ling Yao’s tutoring journey has officially started. During the day, he wears a layer of PM2.5 gauze, watching the sun show his face to shine on the school, and at night, with the Polaris, which is only visible in his field of vision, watching Wanjia’s lights go home .Chatting with Chu Qing also often tinged with exhaustion.

Among them, what surprised Chu Qing was that after making a long discussion on the measures taken by Imperial High School to treat love affairs, Ling Yao added him again with a new account, and the other party's answer to this was—"The account has been hacked".Well, it turns out that a person like Ling Yao who lives a meticulous life will also be cheated one day...

ps:#Internet hacking is everywhere, pervasive, be cautious and prevent#

Li Xiaopang, a novice in love, is still stagnant in the first level of the strategy, which shows that the ongoing task of "receiving food" has persisted for a month, and the route has been moved from the Lanzhou Xiaolongbao shop on the street to Wu Lipstick at the end of the street The oil hot dry noodle shop, coming and going in the wind and rain every day, suffocates the stupidity that everyone sighs.This feeling can wait for heaven and earth, but...

"No, you've already sent a variety of breakfasts for a month, and you almost didn't send Qiongye Yulu, how about you and that "color" girl..."

"It's Yan Yan!"

"Okay, let's talk—"

Chu Qing was in a good mood today and talked very well, but Li Xiaopang was still dissatisfied, and stared at his mung bean eyes and shouted: "Who made you so close?" Yan Yan, "I can only call you that!"

Chu Qing held his temper and said, "Then what do you think I should call you?"

"...Called...sister-in-law?" Li Xiaopang made an inch of it.

Fatty has to challenge his bottom line!The corners of Chu Qing's long and narrow eyes raised sharply, drawing beautiful arcs, and asked him in a voice so gentle that dripping concentrated sulfuric acid: "Little Fatty, what do you think of my hands?" Then he stretched out his right hand , in front of Li Xiaopang, turned over and over and clenched into fists.

Li Xiaopang trembled all over, and quickly softened his words: "This hand is long and beautiful, the fingers are well-articulated, the fingers are like cutting onion roots, and the slender hands are slender, dare to praise the ten fingers for their skill..."

"Stop!" Chu Qing already knew what kind of good things Li Xiaopang could say based on Li Xiaopang's Chinese proficiency. Look at this random use of words, made up, no wonder his Chinese scores in several major exams are not as high as him!

"So, have you made any progress in your relationship with Chen from Class [-] of Senior High?"

Li Xiaopang's chubby face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and immediately transformed from the Roaring Emperor just now into a petite daughter-in-law, rubbed the metal buttons on his clothes for a while, and then faltered: "Very...very stable, she can do it every day." Say a word to me, "

Chu Qing sneered and said, "Is it as stable as the asymptote that tends to zero eggs? I said, one of the two sentences I say every day will not be "thank you"?"

Li Xiaopang was shocked, he slapped the table and shouted loudly: "Fuck, how do you know?"

Chu Qing: "..." Isn't it?He just said it casually and guessed right?

Then he heard Li Xiaopang say, "Two sentences every day, one sentence is "thank you", and one sentence is the content of tomorrow's breakfast."

"..." Nima really said that two sentences are two sentences, Chu Qing has seen Li Xiaopang's sincerity.

It's been more than a month, no matter how rough the lines are, the girl can tell that there is a fat man chasing her, right? Why didn't "Tobe or not Tobe" indicate anything?

Chu Qing had a premonition that Li Xiaopang was a little out of luck. These days, Li Xiaopang's painstaking efforts for the girl were all seen by Chu Qing. As Fatty's good friend, Chu Qing still persuaded: "Little fat children's shoes, with all due respect, Your relationship is not very likely to be successful, you will have to die sooner or later, just give up now."

"..."

"Ahem! Brother!" Chu Qing spoke too bluntly, he didn't like other people's feelings so much, and said it out loud, no matter how it sounds, there is a hint of curse in it.Even Chu An, who was obedient and quiet as a chicken, couldn't listen anymore and secretly tugged on Chu Qing's sleeve.

Li Xiaopang was really angry, and he slapped the table with his big hand, and the stainless steel table shook with a "pop", which attracted the attention of the dining crowd.

"Chu Qing, if it weren't for the sake of you being my brother, I would have to be angry with you if I said this to you, so couldn't you expect me to order something better? Maybe I will persevere and persevere in pursuing it like this. Yan, she agreed because she was moved by me?"

"Hehe." Chu Qing really wanted to wake up this one-sided guy, hating that iron could not become steel: "If you think about it carefully, it took me more than a month to say a few words to you. That girl seems to be touched by you." Is it for your own good, how long have you fallen in love, get out early, and turn around!"

Li Xiaopang remained infatuated, covered his red cheeks with both hands and said: "No, you forgot that I am a landlubber, jumping into Yanyan's meandering river, I can only float up when I come out."

"...If you like to listen or not, I don't care about you!" No matter how good Chu Qing's temper was, he was worn out by this obsessive thing. He simply stopped persuading him, turned to look at the empty seat next to Li Xiaopang, and asked:

"Hey, tell me the truth, where did Qiming's poker face go?"

"Didn't I tell you, he had a stomachache and went to the toilet at noon today, and he bought bread for himself when he came back." Li Xiaopang drank the last bit of bone soup in the bowl, and licked his lips stained with soup. horn.

Chu Qing said in detail: "Daddy, the day before yesterday, you told me that he had a stomachache. The day before yesterday, you told me that he had a stomachache again. Then, today, you still told me that his stomach hurts. Li Xiaopang, you are a human being!" People are as idiots as you! If a girl comes here for a week, why doesn't she have such a regularity of pain!"

"This..." Li Xiaopang touched his head in embarrassment.

"Well, Li Xiaopang, didn't you splash oil on the side of your soup bowl?" Chu An couldn't help but uttered.

"What did you say?" Li Xiaopang didn't understand, so he stroked his hair vigorously.

Chu Qing really worried about his negative IQ, and said bluntly to Li Xiaopang: "Put out your right front paw and have a look!"

"Ah?" Li Xiaopang put his right paw down in a daze, and placed it in the eyes of Chu Qing and the others. When he opened his palm, there was a layer of crystal yellow oil stains.Li Xiaopang figured it out belatedly.Immediately, he saw the two brothers on the opposite side looking at his hair and hands full of disgust.

Chu Qing complained in his heart: Just this kind of virtue, let alone those words, if he had been blind for hundreds of lifetimes, he wouldn't be able to fall in love with this bastard Li Xiaopang! ...Wait, is he out of his mind?Why use myself as an example, I am a straight man with a steel pipe! ! !

As soon as Chu An threw a pack of tissues to Li Xiaopang, he saw his brother's tangled look, and was about to ask with concern when he was interrupted by a passerby.

"Hey, you...you are Qiming's friends, right? Go over there, Qiming got into a fight with someone else!" Said the panting passer-by.

The three of Chu Qing were shocked: "?"

Qi Ming will fight with others?What kind of international joke!

On the way, Chu Qing and Li Xiaopang pulled him and asked, "Tell us what's going on? Why did the good-looking Qi Ming fight with others?"

Passer-by A was still panting as he ran around, "I don't know the specifics... I don't know the details, I got it right from the beginning, but I was punished by the old class this morning because I didn't hand in my homework, but I have some difficulties , I didn’t hand in my homework because I had something extremely important to do yesterday! But Lao Ban is so unreasonable that he doesn’t listen to me a word!”

Passerby A looked up at the three wooden faces, and felt that someone could finally listen to his heart, and he couldn't help but let out his resentment, "You must want to know what is an extremely important matter, quietly Let me tell you, that is - my aunt is here."

"..." The air was suddenly quiet.

Chu Qing looked at passer-by A. He was thin and small, with blackened Yintang, sallow and thin complexion, and an obviously unlucky appearance of dysplasia and unlucky luck. Although it was difficult, he could still see his letter-like chromosome from his appearance .

After a few seconds of silence, he solemnly patted Passerby A's skinny little shoulder, and sighed: "I think you should be uncle."

"Ah? What uncle? My aunt is unmarried! Really—" Passerby A hurriedly explained, but was interrupted by Chu Qing and Li Xiaopang at the same time, "Who cares about your aunt, let's focus!"

In particular, Li Xiaopang had the loudest voice. Passer-by A was dumbfounded by the yelling. He lowered his head and pointed at his fingers and said in aggrieved way: "Is it okay to just say it? I didn't go to eat when I was so thin, I walked to the playground." Take a walk. Then in the southeast corner, I saw Qi Ming and two boys standing on three legs. I thought I was wrong, so I wanted to go over and have a look."

Li Xiaopang asked anxiously: "Then what? What did you see?"

"Don't worry! Just when I wanted to go and have a look, suddenly a charming fragrance came, and the most beautiful teacher Lin Qing in the imperial capital passed by my world gracefully. Her beauty and figure really deserved to be in the imperial capital." The title of "No. [-] Beauty"!" Passerby A closed his eyes deeply, as if he was still reminiscing about that beautiful figure.

"..."

Li Xiaopang touched Chu Qing's arm: "Let's go and see for ourselves?"

"Well! Xiao An, let's go!"

Then the three of them disappeared when Passerby A opened his eyes, and Passerby A shouted from behind in confusion: "Hey! I haven't finished talking yet! After Teacher Lin Qing left, I ran to Qiming's place! Hey ! Qiming seems to be fighting with someone else because of a blue boy!"

A hundred or so steps away, Chu Qing and the others could vaguely hear the words "Qi Ming" and "Lan Hai Zhi".

"I've never seen such a chatty person in my life, and the get doesn't focus on adding double quotient, which is a bit substandard. It's just!" Li Xiaopang and the two said.

Chu Qing and Chu An gave Li Xiaopang a look at the same time, and Li Xiaopang quickly realized that he was so angry that he wanted to jump his feet: "Hey! Although I am a bit nagging, I am not to his level!"

When the three arrived at the scene of the incident, they found that the incident had ended.After asking a classmate who was doing the sweeping, he learned that the three of Qi Ming made a big fuss, surrounded many students, and were then arrested by the dean.

Well, the stern and selfless dean was alarmed, indicating that the situation is a bit serious.

"What should I do if it's swollen?" Li Xiaopang looked at him in disbelief.

Chu Qing sighed: "What else can I do? Just wait!"

As a result, I waited until school was over.

Qi Ming was released in the second class in the afternoon, and he didn't know what he said to Li Xiaopang when he went back. As a result, when the two of them appeared, they had an enhanced version of indifference and a distorted face.

Chu Qing also pushed the bicycle and asked them, "What's wrong with you?"

Li Xiaopang was hesitating to speak with a big face, while Qi Ming was expressionless, with a fresh scar hanging on the corner of his mouth.

"Are you...really fighting?" It's one thing to hear it, but another thing to see it with your own eyes.Chu Qing was still a little unbelievable, "I'll go, who did you fight with?"

Qi Ming reacted lightly: "If you don't like each other, you will fight."

"..." Seeing Qi Ming's attitude was that he was not ready to say anything, and Li Xiaopang seemed to know something but didn't want to tell him.Chu Qing didn't bother to break the casserole and ask the end. Seeing that Qiming's whole body seemed to be a little injured on his face, he asked, "Did the dean treat you?"

"I took an ideological education class and handed in a [-]-word self-criticism tomorrow."

Chu Qing nodded reassuringly, thinking that top students are good, and at best they will be punished with a letter of self-criticism for fighting, which is impossible for ordinary people without getting a demerit and adding a parent package.

In the evening, Chu Qing heard Chu An tell him that the Qiming incident had become an annual hot topic in the imperial capital on the forum.

"Wow, it's just a fight, it's so easy to get popular in the imperial capital!" Chu Qing didn't play forums often, so he couldn't help but sigh.

Chu An smiled without saying a word.