lure brother deep

The appearance of Li Xiaopang's little daughter-in-law shattered Chu Qing's three views in an instant. As soon as the class song competition was over, he took the opportunity to sneer at Li Xiaopang. Li Xiaopang's reaction to this was— — Two blushes appeared on the face of the fat and creamy pancake, how could one be so shy!

Shy... Chu Qing couldn't help but feel chilled by this charming word.

Li Xiaopang's spring came fiercely and unstoppably, even though Li Xiaopang didn't say anything that day—that is, he was kicked by Chu Qing just after making an expression, but from Qi Ming's words, Chu Qing could also faintly Joyo put together a rough idea.

Originally, Chu Qing regarded this as a small episode in a boring life, and laughed at those little things, not paying attention to them at all.But what happened after the class song competition made Chu Qing... frightened.

The point I want to draw here by the way is that Li Xiaopang and Chu Qing share a certain attribute: laziness and admiration. At the same time, this is also an important reason why they cherish each other.

#亲喜上上祝想人给条例第一条—Baby-like sleep, you deserve it

If it was said that Chu Qing, who had always arrived at school at 25:[-], was a familiar face to the doorman, then Li Xiaopang could be said to be on the same level as his mischievous grandson.Of course, in front of the doorman, Li Xiaopang pretended to be just like his grandson...

According to eyewitnesses, every three to five times, there will be a scene at the gate of the school's big iron gate that makes the guard a headache.The fat man with a height of seven or eight feet was holding the big iron gate with one hand and a bun with the other, and begged the uncle face to face, crying and screaming.The jokes are roughly as follows:

"Master, I'm only 38 seconds late, could you please let me in?"

"Hey, sir, the director isn't here, so why don't you open the back door for the sake of our familiarity?"

"Uncle, grandpa, you are my own grandfather. I didn't come late on purpose. The alarm clock is broken again. Oh, there is a reason for this. Why don't you open the door and let your grandson enter to receive the influence of knowledge?"

When hearing these rumors, Chu Qing really felt that being his gay friend is not a little shameful. Besides, she also wanted to ask the guard's psychological shadow area, completely forgetting that he himself was given a special human form. Flurry when the alarm clock wakes up ((-_-))

But suddenly one day...

Chu Qing looked at Youzai Youzai, who entered the school threshold at the same time as him, and couldn't remember it for a while, until the man ran over and greeted him enthusiastically—"Hi~gay!"

"...Hi——" Chu Qing answered a word reflexively, and when Chu An pinched his palm, he suddenly felt something was wrong, raised his face and cursed: "Hey you wool, you are gay!"

"..." Li Xiaopang then remembered that he had mispronounced in a moment of excitement, so he replied with an embarrassing yet embarrassing smile: "I'm sorry! I said it wrong! It's the guy!"

Chu Qing asked him angrily: "It's strange! Li Xiaopang, you're not late this time?"

"Because I woke up 10 minutes early!"

"Oh." Chu Qing thought, it must be his father urging him to get up again with a stick!

"Hey! Chu Qing, what is that look in your eyes? Don't think that I don't know that it is your brother who wakes you up every day, otherwise the emperor is late and the king's crown is not necessarily who wears it!" Li Xiaopang noticed Chu Qingpiao The disdainful eyes turned angry, and he said harshly: "Let me tell you, starting today, I will rise up for love, just wait and see!"

If 10 minutes is nothing to Li Xiaopang, then 10 minutes day after day is a very scary concept.

The second day, the third day, the fourth day... Li Xiaopang has never been late again.From panic to surprise to numbness, Chu Qing's heart galloped through thousands of muddy horses.

The one with Chu Qing's ups and downs this week was the old doorman who was crying all over the place—this fat kid finally listened to him and bought six No. 60 alarm clocks.

From Qi Ming's description, Chu Qing knew that Li Xiaopang's secret love history started as early as the first year of high school, when the girl Zhujiao transferred to another school.

Hey, it was love at first sight, and you sang the melody of unrequited love for more than half a year?Li Xiaopang is really talented!Chu Qing felt that he had to re-examine this fat man who kept putting brothers and friends first in his heart.

Gritting her teeth, the teacher called Chu Qing:

"Chu Qing, please briefly explain to everyone the principle and method of balancing the oxidation-reduction reaction!"

Chu Qing was stunned for three seconds, then calmly replied: "The principle is the conservation of gain and loss of electrons, conservation of mass, and conservation of electric charge. The method is the method of increasing and decreasing valence."

"Well, not bad, but although Chu Qing has good grades, you still have to pay attention to the lectures in class!" The teacher took a meaningful look at Chu Qing's physics textbook lying alone on the table.

Only then did Chu Qing see a chemistry paper spread out on Jin Dong’s desk next to him, and sat down in a daze. Chu Qing asked him in a low voice: “Hey, at the same table! Isn’t this class a physics class? Isn't the teacher a physics teacher?"

Jin Dong glanced at him and said: "The teacher has finished explaining the content of this class. If you feel bored, let everyone take out the chemistry papers that were handed out yesterday and he will explain it."

Chu Qing was startled: "Can you still do this operation? Then won't the chemistry teacher be angry?"

Jin Dong didn't answer him.But soon Chu Qing saw the chemistry teacher's reaction.

In the last class, the chemistry teacher's roar resounded through Class [-], Grade [-]: "Ma Dan is crazy! Well, he is unkind and accuses me of being unrighteous. Students, get out your math papers!"

All the students in Class [-]: "..."

After school, Chu Qing led Chu An to bump into Li Xiaopang who was squinting with a smile, and suddenly remembered what Li Xiaopang said a few days ago.Rise up for love?Chu Qing felt that it was necessary to carry out friendly communication between gay friends.

In the lecture theater, Chu Qing looked at Li Xiaopang, who had a bright face, and had a toothache. He was speechless for a moment, and then asked, "You mean you got up 10 minutes early to buy breakfast for that girl?"

Li Xiaopang covered his mouth shyly and smiled: "Well, she likes to eat steamed buns and soy milk from that Lanzhou Xiaolongbao shop, but the road is too far. I told her that my house and the shop are on the same road, so I can drop by."

"Little Fatty, why didn't I know which small shop I passed by from your house to school?" Chu Qing wanted to complain, Li Xiaopang's Sima Zhao's heart was too obvious, right?

"Then, that girl just asked you to buy breakfast for her?" Chu Qing was very surprised, it sounds a bit ambiguous to ask the opposite sex to buy breakfast.

"No, I recommend myself!" Li Xiaopang said clearly, his tone was a little complacent, as if he had picked up a huge bargain.

What a big-headed ghost! "You're really self-confessed." He deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the last word.

Li Xiaopang has a rippling face: "I like her, and I am willing to buy her breakfast. When I think of seeing her smiling at me after taking the steamed buns every morning at [-]:[-] in the morning, I feel that even if I let me Going to Lanzhou to buy steamed stuffed buns is worth it!"

Chu Qing raised his forehead and asked, "I said, what do you like about her?"

"Start with appearance, fall into talent, and be loyal to character."

cut!In the final analysis, it turns out that the little girl is beautiful!Chu Qing sneered, and asked him: "Hehe, haven't you been in a secret love all this time? Why is there such a big commotion now, have you abandoned the darkness and turned to the light?"

The rosy clouds on his cheeks became even brighter. Li Xiaopang muttered for a while, and then said in a low voice: "At first, I always thought that I could stay in the same class with her, and I would be content to guard her quietly. But now I found out that I might have a chance."

What do you mean by that?Chu Qing was stunned, and asked with a trembling voice: "No way. Did you find out that she has also been secretly in love with you?"

"No, it's just... when the class changed places, she...she even secretly handed me a thousand paper cranes that she folded by herself. The thousand paper cranes have a lot of meanings, and I'm actually not completely sure. , but, my intuition tells me that Yanyan has a crush on me! So, I don't want to just miss it, I want to chase her!" Li Xiaopang's eyes suddenly filled with the kind of love that would only happen in front of the best food. Some fanaticism.

"..." It turned out that the fuse was a thousand paper cranes... At this second, Chu Qing couldn't express his mood that was full of garbled characters on the screen.

"You don't understand! Alas, I understand you!" Li Xiaopang was serious for only three seconds, and then he started to lose his breath, "Goofy! You are still young! You will understand when you have a girl you like in a few years. I feel it! But—”

He glanced at the little wolf dog who was staring at Chu Qing, and grinned happily under Chu Qing's fierce eyes: "I think you will never find it in this life! Haha!"

Before the martial arts performance in the lecture theater, Li Xiaopang ran away humming a song—"Sweet honey, you smile sweetly like flowers bloom in the spring breeze~"

"Fatty!" Chu Qing couldn't help scolding Qi Ming's catchphrase.

"Brother, Fatty Li—"

"Well, it looks like I'm really stuck!" Chu Qing finished his diagnosis.

Nima even skipped the precious sleep time in order to chase girls, it seems that Comrade Xiaopang really fell for it!

In the evening, thinking about what happened today, Chu Qing felt particularly touched, and wanted to chat with others, but...

Chu Qing listened to the voice of his old mother talking to Xiao An downstairs, and thought of Xiao An's strange attachment and insecurity in dealing with his emotional problems, so he gave up the idea of ​​communicating with his younger brother.

After flipping through the phone's address book, Chu Qing sent a message to Junior Brother Cheap:

"Hey! Junior brother! We've known each other for so long, but you haven't told me if you like someone in the academy!"

After waiting for 10 minutes, the other end gave a response, and I could feel the helplessness overflowing through the screen.

"...You should have heard that our school is based on a credit system. According to the six regulations of Chapter 3No.60 of Kostinli College, [-] points will be deducted for falling in love, and [-] points will be deducted for homosexuality..."

Chu Qing: "..."