lure brother deep

According to relevant historical data, from junior high school to high school, Jin Dong successfully changed a dozen or so deskmates. It is worth pondering that each of his deskmates voluntarily left after they all congratulated each other, showing smiles as if they had escaped from a sea of ​​suffering.This kind of bewildering smile once made Chu Qing feel unbelievable.Until... Chu Qing took office amidst the amazed and admiring eyes of everyone watching the show.

As far as Jin Dong is concerned, he is a solid academic master worthy of his name.The class ranking is firmly in the top five, and the grade ranking has never fallen out of the top ten.Diligence, hard work, unremitting efforts, tenacious struggle, hardship and endurance... ahem, I endured the loneliness of fighting alone.

Chu Qing recalled what the girl Anna once said about him - he was obviously a human being, and he had to imitate the peacock's posture, as if he was born superior.

Although Anna's words were yin and yang, and there were some subjective factors, but I have to say that this metaphor still has some truth.

In the same class for several years, Jin Dong, even if he was named to solve the Taoist problem, going to the podium was comparable to walking on the catwalk. No matter who he was talking to, he would definitely raise his chin and squint his eyes.After more than three years, except for his neighbor who is a propaganda committee member, he didn't make half a good gay friend.Chu Qing secretly thought, the attributes of this "walker alone" are almost the same as Anna's!

In fact, Chu Qing can also understand that if you are a master of science, as the favorite of teachers, your peers who see sloppy grades will probably feel superior. From this kind of thinking, it is not incomprehensible to be separated from the group. "It's too cold at a high place" can probably describe this.

Well, being proud of one's talent and being self-admired, the above are all the impressions of Chu Qing who had only exchanged a few words with her in the past.

Facts have proved that - hearing is not believing, seeing is not believing.

"Hey! Help me translate this reading!" The short-haired girl at the back table poked Jin Dong's golden vest twice with the tip of a pen.

Jin Dong, who was buried in the sea of ​​questions, felt that his back was being attacked, flinched, and said anxiously: "Lin Mu, don't disturb me! I'll talk about it after I finish this set of mock questions!"

"I'll go, then we have to wait until the year of the monkey! The next class will be the English teacher's class!" Lin Mu stretched out his arm to poke again, but the poke came up empty—Jin Dong seemed to have a third eye on his back. , One second before the encounter, the whole person connected to the stool and paralleled half a tile forward.

"Damn it! We're still neighbors!" Lin Mu was annoyed, and in a blink of an eye he saw Chu Qing took out the English newspaper to read, and quickly stopped him: "Chu Qing, give me the lecture topic, just the one in the newspaper !"

"Yes!" Chu Qing turned around holding the newspaper, and asked her, "Do you want to read it? Part C or Part D?" When reading, there are more new words in these two articles, which are relatively difficult.

Lin Mu smiled awkwardly, showing his neat white teeth: "I don't understand these articles."

"..." Chu Qing suddenly remembered her single-subject English ranking at the end of the crane, fell silent, and said: "Well, with the speed of the teacher, after one class, I will talk about two readings at most. I will translate the meaning of reading Part A and Part B for you."

"Yeah!" Lin Mu Xiaojipeimi nodded, as if he was afraid that the rescuers he had invited would fly away.

"The letter read: Offered a special delivery to your home for customers a year ago?" I said yes. "Hey, you're definitely going to have a box at this post office if we're going to get one for you. You don't know what kind of letter it means to us. We'll usually just complain."

After Chu Qing finished translating the last paragraph, Lin Mu seemed to give him a thumbs up, and praised him: "As expected of a master, the translation is as smooth as the Chinese text!"

Chu Qing smiled modestly, "After all, it's a free translation. It's not as rigid as a literal translation. You translate it word by word."

Lin Mu didn't understand whether it was a free translation or a literal translation. She was stunned for a moment, looked at Chu Qing innocently, blinked her eyes, "YY?"

"..." Chu Qing was speechless.

Lin Mu picked Liu Yemei, completely unaware that his ignorance was exposed by the answer just now, and when he was in a good mood to deal with English class, he turned sour at Jin Dong: "Look, this is the real boss It's not like someone who can grab two to five or eighty thousand with just a little ink in their pockets!"

"..." Jin Dong, who was still drawing the exponential function, was as motionless as a mountain, and he didn't know if he heard it.

Xuemo Linmu has been filled with a strange sense of awe for the masters who can master this subject since he came into contact with foreign languages ​​in the third grade. Have a mentality of admiring his high mountains.

As the big publicity committee member of the class for three consecutive years, Lin Mu is very popular. Not only can he act as the intimate sister of the little girls, but he can also call brothers and sisters with the boys who account for two-thirds of the class. Even Chu Qing, who "keeps ears off the window", admires this short-haired girl very much.

There are dozens of people in the class, and people are divided into groups. Everyone usually deals with their own classmates. In addition, Chu Qing has always kept a low profile, and he doesn't have a deep friendship with the group of Jin Dong Lin Mu.Now that the seats have been rearranged, Lin Mu intends to get closer to the classmates, and with the team leader's appeal, Chu Qing can get along with them in just half a month.

That is, as soon as he got closer, Chu Qing realized that many people and things were far less beautiful than he thought.

For example, Jin Dong is a pedant in glasses.

A long time ago, Chu Qing insisted that Jin Dong always wore the same pair of black-rimmed glasses, um, yes, the same pair as Anna.After three years, Chu Qing even lamented the conscientious quality of this pair of glasses and Jin Dong's specificity.

As a result, he soon discovered that his assumptions were wrong.It's not that Jin Dong took good care of this pair of glasses, the Lun family obviously changed a pair of glasses every day, and didn't have to repeatedly toss the frame on the bridge of the nose for a week.The color of the outer frame is all black, and only the frame has been rectified in detail.For example, add a silver mini letter decoration.Yesterday it was embellished with "W", but today it was replaced with "M", causing Chu Qing to doubt whether he has a set of glasses with all 26 letters... family.

So, when she was meticulously wiping the lenses with a spectacle cloth this day, Chu Qing still asked curiously: "Brother, why do you buy so many glasses? Wouldn't it be useless if the prescription increased in the future?"

Jin Dong gave him a sideways look, and said flatly: "My family is good at opening glasses." It means that there are a lot of these things, and there is no shortage of him to change them.

"..." Well, Chu Qing thought to herself, so that's the case.

Lin Mu at the back table couldn't understand Jin Dong's way of speaking, so he said angrily: "At least we are at the same table, why are you so stingy when you talk, boring gourd!"

Jin Dong gave her a white look, put on his glasses and went to memorize the periodic table of chemical elements.

Lin Mu was annoyed by his virtue the most, so he simply started gossiping with Chu Qing in front of him.

"Let me tell you, Chu Qing, I must have done all the heinous and heinous things in my previous life, and I have only been neighbors with this boring gourd in this life, and I have done it for more than ten years."

Chu Qing rubbed his forehead and listened absent-mindedly. He didn't think he was a good listener, and he didn't want to listen to non-nutritive remarks for nothing. Only when talking to Xiao An, he was surprisingly patient—— —It’s also strange!He thought, if it was Li Xiaopang who advocated the Women's Federation, he must be collecting such gossip with relish.but--

"Wait, more than ten years? You and Jin Dong have known each other since they were wearing crotch pants?" Chu Qing asked a question.

Lin Mu curled his lips, "We've been neighbors since we were fertilized eggs, and we entered the delivery room of the same hospital at the same month!"

Chu Qing wanted to lament the wonder of ape dung, he had known him since he was a small dumpling, a perfect childhood sweetheart!

It's a pity that this green plum is trying her best to hurt her horse—"This guy can't make a sound with a stick. He lived next door to such a boring guy since he was a child. I really thank the Lord for not suffering from autism and depression!"

"Potassium sodium silver hydrogen positive monovalent

Calcium Magnesium Barium Zinc Positive Bivalent

Chlorine Oxygen Two

Copper positive one two aluminum positive three

Positive two positive three iron variable

Potassium monovalent..."

Ren Er was angry from east to west, and Dong Jin, the party involved, was still immersed in the formula of chemical valence, and Lin Mu wanted to throw the book away.

Lin Mu gritted his teeth, and said to Chu Qing: "Do you know what I hate about him the most? It is when you ask questions, he looks at you with his head held high and his eyes like 'you are such a stupid mortal'. Is it a personal insult to you!"

"Pfft", Chu Qing laughed unkindly.Sorry, I just hit the joke.

If someone listens carefully at this time, they will find that Jin Dong's speech speed has suddenly slowed down:

"Three aluminum four silicon five nitrogen phosphorus

[-] Iron [-]...Carbon

Copper and mercury...the most common"

After complaining for a while, Lin Mu finally let go of the resentment accumulated over the years and calmed down. She clasped her fingers at Chu Qing and said, "To thank you for being my audience, let me tell you something."

Chu Qing: "..." Well, but he wasn't interested in listening.

Lin Mu said directly: "You should also know that Chairman Jin has changed twelve deskmates. The frequency is about half a semester on average. And most of them leave on their own."

"Oh, so?"

"So..." Lin Mu said with a sly smile: "Many people in the class are guessing how long you can last. I am old but not talented, so I made a bet according to the wishes of the people. The loser will get a red envelope in the class."

Regarding this, Chu Qing was stunned for 30 seconds, and then said heartbrokenly: "Long Lang Qiankun, the key high school propaganda committee took the lead in gathering people to gamble, are you worthy of the greatness of the motherland that those heroes have built for you!"

Lin Mu didn't care about this, and looked expectantly at the doll bet in front of him: "It's okay, a small bet! I bet 50 yuan, and I bet you to take over the next two and a half years."

Chu Qingxin said, You have really high expectations for me, so you just treat him as the last one.

"So, come on! I like you, Xiao Shisan!"

Chu Qing: "..." He hates the number thirteen.

In order to encourage him, Lin Mu also patted Chu Qing's shoulder "goodbye, brother", but the table and chair shook and accidentally patted the back of his neck.

Therefore, Chu An, who made a special trip to deliver banana-flavored school milk to his brother, hadn't stepped over the threshold with one foot, and through the first glass window by the door, he could clearly see the sweetly smiling girl stroking Chu Qing's cheeks intimately. neck.

Chu An: "..."

Who is this mushroom head who is so audacious that he blatantly eats his brother's tofu!