Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

"Sanggong, didn't you agree to just apologize to Mr. Qiantang, why did you ask me...to apologize to those wild foxes in the end? They deserve it too?!"

In the main room of the house, Mrs. Xue looked ugly.

No matter whether she was alive or dead, she hadn't been humiliated like this for a long time. She thought that her husband would find her back, but he took her to apologize to others?

She really lost her old face!

"Who told you to offend the Qiantang Dragon Lord?"

Xue Wei glanced at his wife with some annoyance. After all, this guy is old and frail, so there is no ghost girl or fox girl who is so beautiful.

Mrs. Xue gritted her teeth. "They came to provoke me first. After all, I am also the wife of your five-du patrol envoy, but I can't make the decision if I ration the wild fox to my nephew?"

She obviously didn't feel that there was anything wrong with her, it was clear that Qiantang Dragon Lord and that woman were meddling in their own business!

Xue Wei didn't think there was anything wrong with his wife, he just said.

"Okay, anyway, it's a fact that Mr. Qiantang is involved in this matter. This matter is over, don't talk too much."

He said, got up and walked out.

Mrs. Xue's complexion is very ugly.

"It's so late, where are you going?"

Xue Wei said impatiently. "I have my own business, you can rest."

He walked straight out of the house, soared into the air, and arrived at a wild bamboo forest not long after.There are obviously no people around, but there are exquisite stone tables and benches in the bamboo forest.

A pale, gloomy man was sitting there.Beside her stood a beautiful banshee.It was Yin Baicheng and Yulan who came out of their bodies and came to the world.

When Xue Wei was seated, Yu Lan immediately filled him with tea.But Xue Wei flipped his hand and conjured a jug of fine wine.said with a smile.

"What's the point of drinking tea? I got a new jug of fine wine. Please, brother Yin, have a taste."

"Oh? Then I'll have a good taste."

Yin Baicheng's gloomy face rarely showed a smile.After taking a sip, he exclaimed.

"Sure enough, good wine!"

Xue Wei laughed.

"Haha, as long as Brother Yin likes it. This is the best Yuchun wine of mine, brewed from the dew collected in early spring. If Brother Yin likes it, I still have more, so I will give it to Brother Yin."

He looks rich, potbellied.If it was middle-aged, it might still be a little greasy, but when it comes to old age, this rich body with always smiling eyebrows and eyes looks like a big-bellied Maitreya Buddha.

Yin Baicheng accepted it casually, and after seeing that Xue Wei made some nonsense, but didn't talk about business, his eyes flashed coldly, but he smiled on his face.

"By the way, today...you can see those two people?"

Xue Wei nodded immediately as if he had just been awakened.

"I see, it's better to be famous than to meet each other. The Qiantang Dragon Lord is really extraordinary. As for that Mao Xiaolu..."

He smirked.

"That mouth is quite good at speaking, but when I look at her eyebrows, I can't see any morality or magic power. Looking left and right, she seems to be a mortal? Brother Yin really fell on her?"

Yin Baicheng's smile faded a little.

"Don't underestimate her. Her strength is extremely high, but she usually pretends to be an innocent mortal. And she doesn't know how many powerful sisters she has. What you have to do now is to attract them to confront that woman as soon as possible. We're going to fish in troubled waters. Get what we want as quickly as possible."

"Haha, what Brother Yin said is true."

Xue Wei smiled and nodded.

"Brother Yin will go get what you want when the time comes, but the two treasures on that woman..."

Yin Baicheng smiled: "Of course this is yours. We have been friends for so many years, do you think I will still be able to snatch it from you?"

That's right, he just wanted to grab it.

The two smiled and said some good things about the two brothers.When the moon was in the middle of the sky, Xue Weicai slowly turned around and left the forest, the smile on his face disappeared immediately.There was a trace of disdain in his eyes.

If it wasn't for the profit, how could he befriend Yin Baicheng, a prisoner like Yin Baicheng, who is the majestic Yin God of the underworld.

A broken skeleton gave him an aloof air?

I bother!

Sooner or later, I will cook you a big bone broth!

Yin Baicheng in the bamboo forest also darkened, and the wine glass in his hand instantly turned into powder.

What a smiling tiger!

Smiling all day, not afraid of cramp? !

How dare you look down on him?

I bother!

In the future, he will definitely grab this old thing and cry for him. He won't be allowed to rest if he doesn't cry a bucket of tears every day. If he dares to laugh, he will smash his mouth with the sole of his shoe!

He gave Yulan an order, then turned around by himself, a gust of evil wind blew up, and he was no longer there, and Yulan then walked in the same direction.

Under the moonlight, the originally bustling bamboo forest fell silent.

The exquisite stone table and bench turned into a stone stake, and on it was a jug of fine wine that Xue Wei had given to Yin Baicheng, plus an intact wine glass.

On the second day, a woodcutter strayed into the house by mistake. He was surprised and got a lot of money by selling fine wine, wine pots and wine glasses.

On the other hand, after much difficulty, the overly lively atmosphere in the room calmed down when Gu Yunchu's face recovered from the cramp.

Chen Su: "I saw that Xue Wei came looking for you."

Gu Yunchu poured everyone a cup of tea and sneered.

"That guy was willing to let go, and he brought his wife directly to make amends to us. He is really flexible."

Chen Su's face turned cold.

"He is used to acting like this. Back then, he coaxed so many people to work for him wholeheartedly, but in the end, he sold them all out."

Then she looked up.

"But he is indeed a character. I was also deceived by him for a long time. It wasn't until the catastrophe came that I suddenly realized what kind of person he is. The first time you met him...you seem to hate him?"

Chen Su didn't think that she was a person who would sell miserably, and the girl in front of her didn't seem like someone who would believe anything just because of what she said.

Gu Yunchu shrugged. "In this life, who hasn't encountered a few scumbags. I have also met such a smiling tiger who tripped me up before. So I'm probably just venting my anger."

The younger sister of the system couldn't believe it: [You are so insidious and hidden, how can anyone trip you up?Is this guy familiar with 36 stratagems and various art of war since he was a child? 】

Gu Yunchu: [...First of all, I am neither sinister nor vicious, and secondly, I am not born knowing everything. Why do you think I know so much about smiling tigers?It's not because he was cheated when he was a social animal. 】

Since then, she has mastered one of the necessary skills for social animals, smiling on the surface, but MMP in her heart.Become the new Yin Yang master.

"But no matter what, today's plan is considered a complete success. Next... It's up to you."

Gu Yunchu looked at Chen Su.

"Then you can see."

Chen Su immediately hooked her red lips slightly.His eyes narrowed.

"No matter how much I pay, I will use Xue Wei's head to sacrifice the lives of dozens of members of my Chen family!"

Within two days, news came from Xue Wei that the little ghost he had sent out had found the trace of the woman in black who was wandering outside the courtyard that day.

Logically speaking, when Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan got the news, they should immediately go to that woman and get the ice spring jade pendant.But they didn't forget that they also brought two oil bottles.

What's interesting is that not long ago, the brothers and sisters of the Xu family, who were trying their best to flirt and try their best to seduce Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, were very understanding today.

"Miss Gu and Mr. Ao have serious business to do, why should we hold back?"

"We'll just wait here for the two of you to come back. It doesn't matter."

Xu Sisi glanced at Ao Yan softly.

"I just ask Miss Gu and... and Young Master Ao that you come back safely."

Xu You lowered his head and looked at Gu Yunchu affectionately.

"Although Miss Gu is very skilled in martial arts, please take care of yourself...don't let me...don't let everyone worry."

Ao Yan was completely unmoved, and just let out an oh.

It was Gu Yunchu who spoke with a smile.

"Okay, I hope that at that time, I can still enjoy the moon with you."

Xu You paused, but felt that Gu Yunchu's words seemed to have a lot of meaning?

But if you look closely, Gu Yunchu's smile is bright, and nothing unusual can be seen at all.

It may be that the plan is going on recently, he thinks too much, he misread it?

After a while, Gu Yunchu waved at the Xin family's fox, and then skillfully stood beside Ao Yan, waiting for him to take him away.

Ao Yan hesitated for a moment, but stretched out his hand with reddish ears, and put his arms around Gu Yunchu's waist. The red light rushed into the sky, and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes in the blink of an eye.

Seeing this scene, Xu Sisi and Xu You secretly gritted their teeth.

They're just on their way, and they still want to hug each other, so why don't they just keep saying they're just friends?play with them?

I bother!

Dog men and women!

Soon, Ao Yan took Gu Yunchu to the ground. They were in an empty alley at the moment, and there was a street after they came out.They turned around and headed to a hotel on the street with a clear goal.

Before he got there, an old man came out of another dark alley, and saluted Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan respectfully.

"My lords, the woman is inside, the first room on the second floor. We have been watching, but she hasn't come out since she went in."

"understood."

Ao Yan nodded and continued walking forward.

Gu Yunchu glanced across the ground, but there was no shadow under the old man's feet.Obviously an old ghost.Only at this moment did she vaguely understand the meaning of the Five Capitals Tour Envoy.It was different from the demons and ghosts she had killed before.

Then Xue Wei himself may not be strong, but no matter what, he is a small official of the underworld.The ghost foxes with a radius of hundreds of miles are all for him to drive.

When they entered the hotel, they seemed to glance around the downstairs, and then went up to the second floor, where the rooms were tightly closed.

Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan glanced at each other, and then they opened the door violently, and their eyes quickly swept across the room full of hostility.But there was a dead silence in the room.No one at all!

Gu Yunchu immediately came to the messy bed and reached out to touch it.He said with a serious face.

"Run, but it shouldn't have run far!"

Ao Yan frowned: "Chase!"

The two immediately jumped out of the hotel from the window. The old ghost was not the only guard outside the hotel, but two other ghost servants immediately stepped forward to ask what was wrong.

"People ran away."

Gu Yunchu looked at the two ghost servants displeased.

"Are you sure you've been watching and didn't see her running out?"

The two ghost servants were startled and hurriedly said they didn't see it.

They stood outside, their eyes were as big as copper bells, and they didn't dare to blink. They could even see clearly whether a fly that flew out was male or female, but they just didn't see the woman running out!

Gu Yunchu snorted coldly.

"No matter what, she must have run away now anyway. Maybe it's because you stared too closely and frightened her away."

The ghost servants immediately bowed their heads in shame.

Ao Yan said: "Okay, now is not the time to talk about this. It is reasonable to find someone quickly. The bed is still hot, and the woman should not have run far, so I will separate to find it now. Maybe I can still find it."

Gu Yunchu nodded, and immediately directed the ghost servants to scatter to look for it, and she and Ao Yan looked at each other, and separated from the left and the right.Chase in two different directions.

The town is not big, Gu Yunchu took two ghost servants and ran to the suburbs in the blink of an eye.

"Hurry up and look around."

"Yes, my lord."

The two ghost servants immediately looked around, stealing glances at Gu Yunchu from time to time.I saw that beautiful girl suddenly stopped walking.He squatted down in the grass and looked at the ground with a serious face.From time to time, reach out and touch it.Like a hound trying to find clues.

But actually...

Gu Yunchu squatted down, removed the stone with a serious face, looked at the rat woman who was crawling in a panic, she slowly stretched out her hand, and flicked her fingers.The mouse woman, also known as the watermelon bug, curled into a ball and was immediately ejected far away.

【Hey~】

Gu Yunchu laughed in his heart, as the saying goes, a family should be neat and tidy, so she played these rat women regardless of their size, and they all gurgled and rolled away.

Then her eyes lit up, she took a few quick steps forward, squatted down again, tilted her head, and looked at the eating grasshopper among the blades of grass with piercing eyes.

Her almond eyes were wide open, almost bigger than the grasshopper.

If a person is stared at by an eye bigger than himself, he will be shocked and the scene will become a horror film in seconds.

The grasshopper was obviously also frightened, and jumped forward.

Gu Yunchu also took a step forward, tilted his head again, and fixed his eyes on the grasshopper.

The grasshopper jumped again, and Gu Yunchu chased after him.

The grasshopper jumped up again, and Gu Yunchu chased after him again.

System younger sister: ...I see the host doing nothing every day.

Gu Yunchu was having a good time, but the grasshopper seemed to be terribly frightened. The grasshopper seemed to have a temper. In the end, when he was chased urgently, he launched a death attack. He jumped onto Gu Yunchu's nose .

Grasshopper: Stare at...

"Ouch, what the hell!"

Gu Yunchu was so frightened that he sat down on the ground.Hurry up and shoot the grasshopper off your nose.

The two ghost servants thought that Gu Yunchu was trying to find the trace, and immediately became alert when they heard the movement.

"what happened?"

"Are you alright, sir?"

"fine."

Gu Yunchu stood up and straightened his clothes, and said with a serious face.

"It's just that a palm-sized colorful poisonous spider just crawled onto my hand. But it was thrown away by me before it could bite me. When you search later, you'd better pay attention."

Ghosts can also be hurt and hurt, otherwise how can the punishment of the underworld be carried out?

When the ghost servants heard this, they were startled and looked at Gu Yunchu with admiration.

"Thank you, my lord, for your kindness. We have made a note."

"That spider has such a color, it looks very vicious at first glance, sir, you should also pay attention to your own safety."

Gu Yunchu waved his hand.A look of disdain.To put it bluntly, a poisonous spider is nothing to her, let alone crawling on her hands, she is fearless even if she sticks to her face!As soon as these words came out, he immediately received the admiring gazes of the two ghost servants.

The younger sister of the system who watched the whole process: ... When I opened my eyes today, I saw that the host was slandering the innocence of a small grasshopper out of thin air. Should I call the police?Waiting online, very urgent.

At this moment, a ghost servant suddenly stopped.

"My lord, look this way."

Gu Yunchu went over to take a look, and saw a black cloth in a bush covered with thorns.She reached out and took off the tiny bit of black cloth.Looked and looked, touched and touched, and smelled it.In the end, he said with deep determination.

"From my point of view, this should be a piece of black cloth!"

The ghost servant who was still waiting for the other party to say something shocking: ...

Isn't this something that can be seen with the eyes?

The ghost servant choked out a sentence.

"The woman is wearing black clothes. Could it be that she left it behind?"

"Probably."

Gu Yunchu's eyes lit up, and he immediately searched the surrounding area. After a while, another ghost servant found a trace, which was a footprint by the stream.Judging from the size, it should be a woman's foot.

Gu Yunchu was overjoyed, and immediately chased in this direction. After a cup of tea, she chased into the deeper forest, and saw the burning fire in the forest at a glance.And the pheasant that hasn't been roasted yet.

Obviously, the woman ran away early in the morning and was still hungry. She grabbed a chicken and planned to fill her stomach.

The beautiful girl first walked to the fire to have a look, then she raised her head suddenly.Smile smugly.

"Come out, I know you're not leaving."

There was silence in the woods, but she didn't feel embarrassed at all.Instead, he narrowed his eyes and sneered.

"Since you won't come out, I'll invite you to come out."

While speaking, her figure shrank rapidly, and she changed her appearance by the way.

It looks like a green face with long fangs, green skin and green hair all over, coupled with that petite figure and ugly face, for a moment, the two ghost servants couldn't help but take a step back.

The green skin ghost didn't care what the ghost servant thought, picked up the big scissors, jumped onto the tree crown, and repeatedly jumped across the surrounding trees.The scissors clicked, and large branches were cut by the rusty scissors.

The woman in black hiding in the canopy met Gu Yunchu's gaze and slowly smiled, but soon returned to her cold face, pretending to be forced to fall to the ground.

Chen Su fell to the ground and said coldly.

"Is it your people who have been following me these days?"

The green skin ghost also jumped to the ground.

"Yes and no."

Chen Su didn't seem to understand the meaning of these words, and turned to speak coldly.

"You and I have no grievances, why are you chasing me?"

"No injustice and no enmity? You stole a gift that someone else wanted to give to my friend. Is this still called having no injustice and no enmity?"

The green skin ghost grinned, her bloody mouth and sharp teeth made her look like a greedy shark at the moment.Once it bites its prey, it will not let go.

"Hand over the ice spring jade pendant! I can spare your life."

Chen Su frowned.

"This ice spring jade pendant belongs to me. When did it become a gift from your neighbors to your friends? Don't talk nonsense!"

The Greenskin sneered.

"The thief steals something, and he actually takes it as his own. You are really shameless! Since you don't give it to me, then I will take it myself!"

Before she finished speaking, she rushed over, and the big scissors went straight to Chen Su's abdomen.

Chen Su quickly moved away, as if she understood, she gritted her teeth and said.

"If you want to snatch my ice spring jade pendant, just say so, and even pour sewage on your head, shameless!"

As she spoke, she made a talisman with her fingers, and the small sword on her waist immediately unsheathed, flying in the air and stabbing towards the green skin ghost's neck.

In a hurry, the green skin ghost leaned back to hide.

The two ghost servants were startled.

"grown ups!"

"Lord be careful."

The Greenskin yelled.

"Don't worry, she can't hurt me with her ability!"

"Then let's try it!"

With a wave of Chen Su's hand, the little sword flew towards the green skin ghost like lightning.

"Try it and try it! Look at my six-vein scissors"

Gu Yunchu shouted loudly.The scissors open the little sword.The scissors stabbed at Chen Su.

Chen Su couldn't dodge in time, and a corner of his sleeve was cut off.She snarled.

"watch out!"

As soon as the words fell, the little sword split into two.Divide two into four.Encircled and suppressed the petite green skin ghost.

The green-skinned ghost sank into his dantian.He laughed grimly.

"Dare to use an axe even if you have a small skill? The majestic Tianlong, the great magic spell [Note 1]... Cough cough, look at my whirlwind invincible scissors!"

Gu Yunchu, who almost went astray, quickly put on a posture.

I saw that the forest was in a mess at the moment, the four small swords were as fast as lightning, swishing around the green skin ghost, in a trance, it seemed that the four white pythons were moving very fast, and they were about to strangle the green skin ghost lethal.

The green-skinned ghost never sits still and waits for death. Its body spins rapidly like a top, and the scissors in its hands are wielding vigorously, beating the four small swords jingling.It drives the surrounding dead leaves and dust to swirl.It's hard to see.

The two ghost servants watching this big scene were terrified, and their eyes were not enough for a while.

good chance.

Gu Yunchu immediately gestured to Chen Su in a place where the two ghost servants could not see.Chen Su nodded slightly.

The next second, the green skin ghost let out a cry of pain.Then he clutched his shoulder and staggered a few steps.Thick green blood gushed from between her fingers, soaking her strange green clothes.Then she wowed and spat out a mouthful of blood.

She seemed to be seriously injured, panting in pain.

"Unexpectedly...unexpectedly, your sword is so powerful. Not only can it cut through my flesh and blood, but... it also hurt my internal organs. Ordinary swords... can't do this at all. Could it be that your sword is The legendary... the dragon-slaying sword that created the world, is omnipotent, commands the world, and dares not to obey?!"

System younger sister: ...Why did this bring me extra drama?

Chen Su was silent for a while because of Gu Yunchu's extra drama, then took his little sword and wiped the blood on it.Sincerely.

"No, this is just an ordinary sword forged from the heart-protecting scale of a thousand-year-old silver dragon."

The green skin ghost was startled, and spit out a mouthful of blood again.Taking two steps back in fear?

"This turned out to be a heart-protecting scale on the body of a thousand-year-old silver dragon that went up to the sky and entered the earth. It was forged in seven thousand seven hundred and seventy seven days?! No wonder you can hurt me so far, you woman...you are so terrifying!"

Chen Su: ...

Before talking about cooperation, Chen Su, who had no idea that Gu Yunchu had such a personality, took a deep breath.Be strong and continue to act.

"It's good that you know how powerful my sword is. I'm not easy to kill. As long as you don't bother me in the future, I can treat today's incident as if nothing happened."

The greenskin was panting heavily.

"Okay... today I am not as skilled as others, I..."

She started to show weakness, but in the blink of an eye, the greenskin picked up the scissors and jumped up.There was a sinister smile on his face.

"Sorry, I have to get the Bingquan Jade Pendant!"

Chen Su was caught off guard, and was directly stabbed in the kidney. She snorted, like every kind girl who kindly let the enemy go, but doesn't want the enemy to turn his back and attack ruthlessly, clutching her severely injured waist and abdomen, staring angrily at That sinister green skin ghost.

"You... despicable!"

"No, I'm not mean."

The green skin ghost grinned and laughed.

"I'm despicable to his ancestors, so despicable!"

Chen Su's face twitched, and the ghost servant thought she was in pain, but she almost laughed out loud.

She knew that this was not going to work, and she had to make a quick decision, so she immediately slapped the green skin ghost.Then turned and flew away.

The green skin ghost fell to the ground in pain and wanted to get up, but because of internal injuries, she vomited blood again and fell completely to the ground.

The ghost servant hurried over.

"grown ups!"

"My lord, are you all right?"

The greenskin gasped.

"Do I... look... like I'm okay?"

As she spoke, she seemed to be unable to catch her breath, and she rolled her eyes and passed out.

"grown ups?!"

"grown ups?"

The two ghost servants were startled and hurried to check her pulse.

As a result, the green skin ghost suddenly turned his head up again as if returning to the light.

"I...I'm not dead yet, I...I think I can...rescue him."

She closed her eyes again as she spoke, but soon remembered something, opened her eyes and struggled again.

"By the way, I haven't had breakfast yet, remember to bring me a bowl of tofu curd."

Blood oozed from the corner of the seriously injured green skin ghost's mouth, his voice was like a thread, and he stretched out his hand as if he was helplessly trying to grab something.

"Remember...to...sweet, not salty!"

Ghost servants: ...