Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

After autumn, the weather turns cooler, and the night wind in the mountains is very cold.

Some small nocturnal animals started to move. The night owl let out a piercing cry, and there seemed to be howling wolves in the distance.

At this time, on a small path in the mountains, there was a constant cracking sound of dead branches being trampled, and two figures ran towards the distance in a stumbling manner.A few tired birds were startled and flew up into the sky.

"Help!"

"Help!"

Urgent calls for help echoed in the silent mountains.

Look carefully, running in front is a pair of handsome and charming men and women, they are brothers and sisters Xu Sisi and Xu You.At this moment, they are all in a mess, with many scratches on their bodies.

Xu Sisi's ankle was sprained before, but it is still not healed, and now she is running with a limp.Such running seemed painful to her, but she dared not stop.Eyes panicked and looked behind from time to time.

And behind them, a few tall and three-faced men with lewd smiles were chasing after the two brothers and sisters like a big horse monkey in heat.

These few are a group of robbers who robbed houses, and they only made a big one not long ago, because they were wanted all over the city, so they hid in the mountains, but they didn't want to find a surprise in the mountains today.Met two stunning!

As a result, after chasing and chasing, the robbers began to breathe heavily.

A bandit wondered.

"Boss, didn't that bitch hurt her leg? How could she run faster than a rabbit?"

Damn, let's not talk about the man with two legs that look like Hot Wheels, it's not right for that delicate and weak woman to run so fast with one leg limped?Are you Tieguai Li alive again? !

They followed these two people across a hill in a daze!

The robbers were so tired that their legs were weak, and they all wanted to give up.

Xu Sisi in front frowned.

These mortals are too imaginary, is this not enough?

Seeing that there was only a short distance to the destination, Xu Sisi gritted her teeth and winked at Xu You.Then he pretended not to see the road clearly, tripped over a tree and vine with a plop, and rolled down the hillside with a grunt.

Xu You pretended to be panicked and called out.

"Sisi!"

Then he pretended to stumble and rolled down the hill.

Because of their delay, the distance between them and the robbers was naturally shortened. Seeing hope, the robbers thought that the opportunity had come. Regardless of their sore legs, they screamed excitedly and quickened their pace.

I'm sure I'm in a terrible mess right now.Xu You picked up Xu Sisi on his back and started running towards the cave not far away.

After running a few steps, Xu Sisi couldn't help but said.

"Run slower! It hurts me!"

Xu You was taken aback.

"Is your foot injury serious?"

I don't know what kind of medicine the master gave them. The medicine sealed their hearts and let them temporarily pretend to be ordinary people. Not to mention, their bodies are stronger than ordinary people.So Xu Sisi's foot injury and the scratches on their bodies are real.

"That's not it."

Xu Sisi, who was lying on her sister's back, said shyly.

"It's just... the front is a little painful."

Xu You, whose true identity is a banshee, immediately realized that he felt the two heavy lumps of his brother's pressure on his back, and his complexion turned dark because he couldn't understand the vulgar aesthetics of male monsters.Instead, he ran faster.

"You deserve it, it hurts you to death!"

Xu Sisi: ...

But when they were about to approach the cave, the two immediately adjusted their mood.Pretending not to know that there were people in the cave, he ran forward along the path.

"Help!"

"Is there anyone, help!"

At this moment, the tips of Gu Yunchu's ears twitched as he was cooking a bonfire in the cave.Show a faint smile.

"coming."

Sure enough, after a while, she and Ao Yan saw Xu You stumbling over with Xu Sisi on his back, and when they saw someone in the cave, they immediately showed pleasant surprises.

"Sister Gu! Master Ao!"

"There are robbers chasing us, benefactor help!"

Xu Sisi, who was lying on Xu You's back, began to complain with tears in her eyes.

"Those robbers not only robbed us of our belongings and burned down my house, but now they want to arrest us and send us...to that kind of dirty place!"

In two sentences, the leading robber has already chased after him.His eyes light up.

"They're in this cave! There are two good guys in this cave! Come on, brothers!"

At this moment, the rest of the robbers had rushed to the entrance of the cave, and the leader of the robbers saw the four handsome men and beautiful women in the cave, and his eyes lit up.I just think it's worth it even if I'm so tired.

"Hahaha, they are all really good! Brothers, let's keep the women for our own use, and grab the men and sell them for money!"

The bandit boys shouted excitedly, picked up the guy and rushed into the cave.

However, at this moment, their legs indicated that they had really reached their limit. After all, they had been running in the mountains for an entire hour!

Just relying on inertia, I might still be able to rush forward for a while, but now I stop and start again?

The robbers only felt that their legs were sore and limp, as if they had just been attached to their bodies. Before they had run a few steps, a sore and numb feeling rushed from the muscles of their legs to the sky.The leader of the robbers in the front fell to the ground with a plop, and then the robbers behind were tripped.

Accompanied by the exclamation of "ahah", there were only a few plops, and the robbers who rushed too fast immediately bowed to Gu Yunchu and others with all their bodies.

The bandit leader fell the worst, his mouth was broken by his front teeth, and blood flowed out immediately.

Gu Yunchu, who had already prepared his fist the size of a sandbag, was silent for a moment.

"Ah, this...it's not relative, so there's no need to be so generous."

Ao Yan looked at the bandit whose face was covered with blood, and then at the brothers and sisters of the Xu family who were only bruised.

"Is this the robber chasing you?"

Embarrassment flashed across Xu You and Xu Sisi's eyes.

Damn, is it a robber who promised to kill without blinking an eye?

"You're so cute, how dare you underestimate our cuteness?"

The robber leader spat out blood from his mouth and said angrily.

"Brother Song, show him how cute he is!"

Gu Yunchu silently looked down at the tooth lying on the ground covered in blood.He raised his head slowly again.

"Well... don't you feel that your words are a little leaky?"

"Leaking support?"

The robber leader was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly covered his mouth, and then his face turned black with anger.With a roar, he rushed towards Gu Yunchu and the others.The rest of the robbers followed closely behind.

As a result, there were a few ah ah ah ah in the cave, and Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan beat the robber until his nose was blue and his face was swollen.

Xu You put Xu Sisi on the ground, and the two smiled and looked at their respective targets Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan in admiration.

"Young master Ao is really skilled in martial arts!"

"Miss Gu is heroic and valiant, a woman who does not give way to a man!"

"Thank you both. You two saved our brothers and sisters again."

"Yeah, if there are no two, I really don't know what will happen to us in the future!"

Gu Yunchu smiled.

"It's nothing more than a little effort, in fact, we are the ones who want to thank you."

Xu You and Xu Sisi were taken aback for a moment, not understanding the meaning of these words, but Gu Yunchu over there had already turned his head, grabbed the collar of the bandit leader and dragged him up.Said viciously.

"Now it's time for us to rob, be honest, and hand over your valuables!"

Xu Sisi's eyes widened, and then she remembered the conversation during the day.

Dare the anti-robbery that these two people said during the day turned out to be true? !

The bandit leader also widened his eyes, and then he seemed to realize something, looked at Xu Sisi and Xu You, and then at the miserable brothers, suddenly realized, and let out a cry of grief.

"It turns out that you are like a bunch of cute guys! Do you want to attract us cute to make me cute?! Despicable! No porcelain, so dirty!"

Bandit boys: "Despicable! Shameless! Extremely nasty!"

Xu Sisi; & Xu You: I am not!I don't!Don't talk nonsense!

Gu Yunchu snorted coldly.Pick up the daggers dropped by the robbers.

"Everyone in our business has always relied on their own abilities. Who do you blame for your inability? Hurry up, hand over all the money, and I can save your lives, otherwise I will just go in with a white knife and a red knife. Out."

The bandit leader gritted his teeth.

"Which Dao Sang do you seem to be so cute? Anyway, you seem to be a bandit. You have to forgive others! If you give me tissue paper, I will repay you in the future!"

Gu Yunchu chuckled.

"Be a little donkey without evil, have you heard of this name?"

The bandit leader felt a chill in his heart.He looked at Gu Yunchu and then at Ao Yan.

"So you are the rising stars on the road, male and female?!"

It seems that today they are more ominous than ominous. You must know that the male and female scorpions are self-defeating. If they fall into their hands, they will not leave you with a pair of pants. They are extremely vicious!

Pfft!

The system sister burst out laughing.

Xu Sisi and Xu You looked at them in shock, what the hell are the male and female twins?

How many robberies did you two have to earn such a title?

Especially you, Mr. Qiantang, how insane are you, a dragon, to rob mortals?

Even goblins can't do such a cheap thing!

Ao Yan: ...

The corners of Gu Yunchu's mouth twitched slightly, she just said it casually, she didn't expect this name to be spread here.

she smirked.

"The little donkey is my older sister, but don't worry, I have perfectly inherited her fine traditions."

Xu You and Xu Sisi's eyes flickered slightly.

Only then did he notice that the other party was talking about Mao Xiaolu, not Mao Xiaolu.

There is no evil without a little donkey, a little green with paraquat hair, and a thrush with no eyebrows.

The master said that the Mao sisters are not easy to get along with. If they want to complete the task, it is best not to disturb the other two.

A moment later, Gu Yunchu put away the robbers' purses, and in a corner of the cave, there were lying unconscious robbers in disorder.

Seeing that the plan was half successful, Xu Sisi sat on the ground and started her performance again.

"Sister Gu is really powerful, she can kill robbers with just fists, unlike me..."

She touched her swollen ankle.Immediately there were tears in his eyes.With a weak hiss.

"It's not like me, I have no skills, but I need Sister Gu and Young Master Ao to protect me."

While speaking, she glanced at Ao Yan, who was handsome beyond compare, and lowered her head shyly.

Xu You also began to exert strength.Although his face was distressed, he was gentle and handsome.She looked at Gu Yunchu intently and affectionately.

"I'm also ashamed. A dignified man is not as good as Miss Gu, who is a daughter. I will never forget today's kindness."

If it was an ordinary girl, she would have blushed a long time ago when she was looked at like this.Most importantly, this last sentence is exactly what the young master said when he first met the little beggar in the story.

Beside the bonfire, Gu Yunchu's expression changed.

Xu You had surprise in his eyes and thought he had succeeded.

In the next moment, Gu Yunchu nodded in deep agreement.

"You are indeed too weak. With your small stature, I can hit ten of you without rest."

She frowned and thought for a moment, then said with a serious face.

"Well... here I have a martial art secret book that my master passed on to me, called Tathagata God's Palm, for the sake of our acquaintance, how about selling it to you for ten cents?"

Ao Yan turned sideways by adding firewood to the bonfire, inadvertently blocking Xu You's eyes from looking at Gu Yunchu, and said with the same serious face as Gu Yunchu.

"You are too weak, you really should practice hard. Tathagata palm is a martial arts masterpiece, and it is not expensive."

I train you big head ghost!

The emotions that Xu Sisi and Xu You had just brewed were suddenly blocked in their chests.I suffocated half to death.

Leaving aside the fact that they are all goblins pretending to be adults and have no interest in mortal martial arts cheats, let’s just say that you two are strong men who are confrontational with their masters, why do you smell like street scammers when you open your mouth? ? !

Xu Sisi smirked.

"Hehe, that's unnecessary, right?"

Gu Yunchu frowned.

"Why not? If you can't buy it for ten cents, you will suffer! If you can't buy it for ten cents, you will be fooled! Would I still lie to you for ten cents?"

Ao Yan nodded seriously.

Xu Sisi: ...But hearing your tone, why does she feel that you just want to cheat the ten cents?

Xu You said with a gloomy expression on the side.

"It's not that we don't trust the two of you. It's just that... our house was burned by these robbers, and none of our belongings were brought out. Now I'm afraid... it has been burned to ashes."

Xu Sisi immediately burst into tears.Doesn't look sad.

"We don't have the money to buy the Tathagata palm for the time being, sister, look..."

Although she doesn't like human martial arts cheats, she is a strong man who can fight with her master after all. Xu Sisi can't help but wonder if there is anything powerful about this Tathagata palm.

No money?No money to say fart?

"Since you don't have any money, forget it. My master has made a fortune telling that anyone who can give me ten cents is a destined person. It seems that this Tathagata God's Palm is not destined for you."

Gu Yunchu let out a hypocritical pity, and then changed the subject.

"Since your house has been burned, what are your plans for the future?"

These words were really what Xu Sisi and Xu You wanted, and they immediately blushed, expressing that they had no choice but to go to their aunt who married far away.

Gu Yunchu raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard this.

Because during the daytime, Xu Sisi asked where she and Ao Yan were going, and she said that she wanted to travel with Ao Yan to Dongting Lake.Naturally, she said this to test Xu Sisi and Xu You on purpose.

as expected.Now the address of the aunt of the brothers and sisters of the Xu family is on their only way.

Gu Yunchu followed the wishes of these two people, with a look of pity for them, he patted his chest and promised that he would follow them in the next few days, and she and Ao Yan would definitely send them to their aunt's house safely!

Xu You and Xu Sisi were overjoyed in their hearts, and they thanked Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan repeatedly with a look of tears of joy.

But in fact, the two goblins sneered secretly in their hearts.

No matter how strong you are, you have fallen into their hands, they have plenty of means, and when the time comes, you will definitely let you survive or die!

Gu Yunchu said with a smile that it was just a matter of little effort.

I was also secretly sneering in my heart.

[The two goblins don't even have ten cents, and they still want to whore my Tathagata palm for nothing?It's a good idea, when I buy it at the roadside stall, it costs eight cents! 】

The younger sister of the system choked: [So where did you get the Tathagata palm?How do I remember, you bought a few scripts at the roadside stalls, right?Where did the martial arts cheats come from? 】

Gu Yunchu: [Who said no?Last time, didn't I just buy a book of palm techniques? 】

The younger sister of the system immediately recalled that at first glance, it was just a few blind words, and it was a junk thing that even slapped mosquitoes and thought it was not lethal enough.

【...Let's not talk about the power of the secret book, just talk about the name, I remember it was clearly called the Eighteen Styles of Wuming Palm Technique, right? 】

Gu Yunchu was confident and confident: [The nameless palm technique sounds so embarrassing, I can be regarded as a famous person in this world anyway, so can't I sell cheat books with a taller name? 】

The system sister has a headache.

You step on the horse and take the pamphlets of eight pennies from the roadside stalls to cheat others for ten pennies. How tall is this? !

At the same time, Ao Yan seemed to look normal, but he couldn't help but sneak a glance at Xu Sisi from the corner of his eye.

At present, it can be confirmed that this is the woman disguised as a male demon.

So Ao Yan expressed that he couldn't understand it.

This guy has been crying with red eyes since entering the cave. How did she do it?

Their dragon clan is not as good at water as this male monster!

When Xu Sisi noticed this scene, she was secretly happy again, thinking that she had successfully aroused Ao Yan's interest, she suddenly became more delicate and lovely with tears in her eyes.

Unexpectedly, Ao Yan said: "It's weird, let's take another look."

The people in the cave had their own thoughts, and outside the cave, the little black dragon looked at the moon sadly, sucking his nose.

He has just turned one year old this year, and he has already experienced all kinds of sorrow and pain in the world. This world is so cruel and heartless. He swore that he would never get along with Gu Yunchu, Ao Yan, and Xiao Yulong again. He, Xiao Heilong, From then on, I will no longer love you!

Early the next morning, Gu Yunchu held the hemp rope in his hand, walked happily, and started heading straight to the town with the joy of a good harvest.

And behind her, followed a group of robbers whose hands were tied with hemp rope.

The robbers have all heard about the deeds of male and female evil spirits, and they knew their own fate, so they gave up on themselves and cursed along the way.

Probably because they were afraid of being beaten by Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu, they did not dare to scold them subconsciously, so they shifted their artillery fire to Xu Sisi and Xu You one after another.

"mean!"

"Shameless!"

"Dirty!"

"He even deliberately lured us into cheating!"

"Looks like a Bodhisattva, but has the heart of a snake and a scorpion!"

"Winning eyes and thin lips, it's not a good thing at first sight, it's really cold-blooded!"

Because of Xu Sisi's leg injury, Xu You was carrying Xu Sisi on his back, and the two were scolded bloody by the robbers.

The two goblins have never been so angry before, but now they can't get angry, and they can't explain it. They are so aggrieved that they almost vomit blood.

Gu Yunchu was amused by what he heard, and would seriously criticize the robbers from time to time.

"What nonsense?"

"You don't have a long-term mind, and now you are doing your own crimes!"

"Sister Xu and Mr. Xu are both under my cover. Who blinded you and chose them?"

As soon as these words came out, the robbers became even more angry. They looked at Xu Sisi and Xu You angrily, wishing to eat them alive.

Xu Sisi; & Xu You: ... I always feel that Gu Yunchu seems to be targeting them?

They quietly looked at Gu Yunchu suspiciously, but they didn't find anything wrong.After all, from the beginning to the end, although Gu Yunchu's personality was a bit weird, he was always willing to help others.

As for talking choking people?Compared with his master's behavior of killing people at every turn, it's just a little weird personality, which is really not a problem.

Even, compared to Mr. Qiantang's indifference, Gu Yunchu is much easier to get in touch with.

In the end, Xu Sisi and Xu You thought about it and decided that they must have thought too much.

Gu Yunchu didn't know their identities. In her eyes, they were ordinary people, so there was no need to deliberately target them?

At the same moment, Gu Yunchu was secretly winking at Ao Yan.

How is the little black dragon?

That little brat is very childish. After crying yesterday, he hasn't come back yet.

Ao Yan glanced back inadvertently, and returned her gaze calmly.

Don't worry, we're still following.

The black dragon's lurking ability is very strong. The little black dragon's talent is obviously very good. Not only can it get into people's eyes and sleep soundly, but at this moment, the black and thin little one is hiding in the corner. Can't even notice the clues.That means Ao Yan knows where the little black dragon is hiding.

It's fine, little boy.

Gu Yunchu skillfully sent the robbers to the Yamen, and successfully received a bounty.She came out with a heavy purse, and saw Xu You and Xu Sisi standing on one side.After thinking for a while, he took out a silver coin from it.But there was a pause, and he put the silver back, took out a smaller ingot, and solemnly placed it in Xu Sisi's hand.

"As an older sister, I naturally have to take care of my younger sister. You were the one who attracted the robbers last night, so you take care of this ingot!"

【Knowing that they are goblins and still giving money, hey, I really paid too much for the peace of the world! 】

I don't know if she is familiar with Gu Yunchu's stinginess and dishonesty, but the system sister is inexplicably relieved.

After all, no matter how bad it is, it's silver, not copper!

Xu Sisi looked down at the five taels of small silver ingots.Looking at Gu Yunchu's big money bag again, the corners of his eyes twitched.

Don't think that you put it back quickly, I didn't see that what you just took was an ingot of ten taels of silver!

"Hehe, my sister is really generous, my sister thanked her."

Xu You: "I also thank Miss Gu."

Gu Yunchu waved his hand.

"Small meaning, you'll know it after you've been with me for a long time, I've always been the most forthright person!"

Xu Sisi; & Xu You: ...

Seeing that Gu Yunchu said that he would treat everyone to a big meal, Xu Sisi rolled her eyes and started acting like a demon again.

"This... Elder sister even gave us our share, why is Mr. Ao..." but not?

Xu Sisi didn't finish her sentence, but she understood everything she had said.

Ao Yan said calmly.

"Don't give it to me, I don't care about these extraneous things."

Gu Yunchu waved his hand boldly again.

"That's right, we are friends, what's his is mine, and what's mine is mine!"

Ao Yan nodded calmly.It means that Gu Yunchu is right.

Good... What a brazen person!

Xu Sisi looked at Gu Yunchu who was uttering wild words in shock.

"Although we are friends...But sometimes, we need to distinguish clearly? As the saying goes, brothers should also settle accounts...ah, I'm not forcing my sister to do things, what I mean is..."

Xu Sisi bit her lips uneasily, as if I had good intentions but didn't know what to say.

"You're right, so I'm only Ao Yan's best friend until now! Hey, anyway, I don't force it anymore."

Gu Yunchu raised his eyebrows.It doesn't matter if I look annoying, Ao Yan, a local tyrant, is willing to be friends with her!Hey, are you angry?

"This is what..."

"I know! This is what makes Wang Ba look at mung beans, right!"

A childish voice came out excitedly.

The system sister laughed out loud.

【Hahaha!Bastard, look at mung beans!Hahaha!If you don’t understand, just ask, who is bastard and who is mung bean? 】

Gu Yunchu: ...

Ao Yan: ...

Xu You and Xu Sisi were taken aback when they heard the sudden voice, and quickly turned their heads to see who spoke again.But at this time.The little black dragon had already hidden again, and they saw nothing.

Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, who knew who it was by the sound, looked at each other.

The current Xiaolong's cultural level is ridiculously low, and he dares to say any nonsense. When his big dragon finds him, they must talk about the education of this little black dragon!

After breakfast, everyone continued on their way.Probably in the morning, everyone was so choked that they didn't have the energy to act like a monster.It is rare to be clean.

In the afternoon, they rushed to another town and found a hotel to stay overnight.The food in the hotel is pretty good, which suits Gu Yunchu's taste very well.

Xu Sisi and Xu You were not interested in eating, they ate one after another, keeping eye contact behind their backs.

It was inconvenient to stay in the cave last night, so tonight we will live in separate hotels. Isn't this a good opportunity for them to hook up?

At this moment, a series of laughing voices came.

Gu Yunchu and the others happened to be by the window. When they looked up, they saw a yard obliquely opposite the window, and they could vaguely see people in the yard.

A beautiful young woman was laughing with a man.

It was clearly autumn, but the woman was still wearing a thin gauze skirt, revealing her snow-white skin, and there was a sense of frivolity in her movements with the man.Originally, this wasn't about Gu Yunchu's business.

But after a while, there was another noise of shouting and cursing.

Gu Yunchu saw that there was a beautiful girl running out of the room over there, and an old woman looked old, but she was as dexterous as a monkey, holding a whip in her hand, and was crackling at the girl. smoke.

The old woman accused the girl of being disobedient, and the girl called her mother, but she remained silent after that, with an attitude of resolutely not admitting her mistake.

The young woman in the yard looked on coldly, while the man went to stop him. This farce came and went quickly.After a while, all four returned to the house.

Gu Yunchu frowned slightly when she saw the old woman's ruthless hand, but after all, it was a family matter, and she didn't know the reason, so she couldn't say anything.

Just when the shop waiter came over, she couldn't help asking.

"What's going on with the family over there? They were just having a fight."

The shop clerk glanced at the yard, and immediately showed an ambiguous smile.

"There...it's not a good place. Miss, really want to listen? I'm afraid it will spoil the ears of the guests."

Gu Yunchu vaguely noticed something.He took out a small silver coin and put it on the table.

"Just talk."

The shop waiter got the tip, immediately burst into laughter, and said in a low voice.

"It's our prostitute there. There is an old woman living there with two beautiful daughters. The older one is called Nizi. The one the girl saw being beaten should be the old woman's second daughter, named Yatou. , only 14 years old."

Probably because they live next door, the waiter in the shop couldn't bear it.

"That Yatou is a good girl, but she was born in that family. She was only 14 years old. The cruel old woman wanted her to pick up guests all day long, but Yatou refused and kept shirking. That's why the old woman beat and scolded her all day long. , The beatings and scolding have become more and more frequent these days, presumably as the crow's head gets older, she's probably... hey..."

The waiter had said so much, but in Gu Yunchu's mind, only four characters appeared.Force her into prostitution!

In broad daylight, the world is bright, and it still appears under her nose. As a socialist successor, she does not agree!

But this is just one-sided opinion of the shop assistant, and Gu Yunchu can't just do it just because of the shop assistant's words, right?

It's hard for an upright official to break up housework, what if the crow's head blames her for meddling after she makes a move?

Hmm... I have to get in touch with the crow's head before we can talk about it.

So everyone saw that Gu Yunchu lowered his head and pondered for a while after hearing the waiter's words, and suddenly waved his hand.

"Anyway, I made a small fortune today, so I just went there for a stroll. You guys go to bed early tonight, so you don't have to wait for me to come back."

The two undercover goblins can be let go first, she Gu is going to save the innocent girl!

Seeing Ao Yan who was about to carry a purse to go shopping in prostitutes with a swipe of Gu Yunchu's mouth:? ! ! !

Xu Sisi and Xu You looked at Gu Yunchu's purse, and then at the top of Ao Yan's head.

Use Ao Yan's money to go to that kind of place to play.

Uh... I seem to have seen the vibrant color on the head of a certain Dragon Lord