Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

"Mao Wumei, you are the one who ruined my good deeds again! So, that woman just now is Baicao withered Mao Xiaolu?"

Yu Lan gritted her teeth looking at the strange woman with burns all over her face.

Gu Yunchu was stunned for a while before he remembered that these were his two vest names.The last time I was in Lanruo Temple, both the main body and the horror gardener appeared. If Yu Lan is really from Yinbaicheng, then they equated their own body with the horror gardener?Mistakenly thinking that her main body and the horror gardener are the two forms of Mao Xiaolu?

So for now, donkey head body sculptor = little donkey, Gu Yunchu + scary gardener = Mao Xiaolu, nightmare Freddy = hair without eyebrows?

Gu Yunchu, who was alone from the beginning to the end, sighed at the younger sister of the system.

[Really, as far as I say, what do these monsters believe?In this deceitful world, I haven't seen such a deceitful monster for a long time... Ah no, it's such an innocent monster. 】

Feeling so emotional in his heart, Gu Yunchu did respond with a sneer on the surface.

"That's right. With our two sisters joining forces today, even if you go to heaven and earth, you won't be able to run away, and you will be captured without your hands!"

System sister who knows the truth: When will your drama be as small as your eyebrows?

Yu Lan gritted her teeth knowing she couldn't beat the browless Yulan.

"I know how powerful your sisters are, but you want me to catch you without a fight? Dreaming!"

Gu Yunchu blinked.

"We're just in a dream."

Yu Lan choked, and simply ignored Gu Yunchu's sarcastic words, saw the opportunity in the fight, and suddenly pulled the old doctor past him as a shield.

The old doctor portrayed himself in his dream as being too popular with patients. The small pharmacy was crowded with background boards, which inevitably got in the way when Gu Yunchu was fighting and blocked his sight.

She also didn't expect that Yulan looked like an orchid in the empty valley, but she was actually so sinister, and she grabbed the old doctor as a shield.

In the end, the dreamer was kicked awake, and the dream suddenly shattered like a mirror.

Immediately afterwards, Gu Yunchu fell into a gray chaos, which is the interlayer between dreams and reality. Freddy's character card allows her to see the reality as well as peep into the dreams of people nearby.

As soon as the results came out, Gu Yunchu saw the scene where the old doctor was beaten by his wife so hard that he ran away with his head in his arms.

The younger sister of the system suppressed her laughter: [You kicked out a family conflict between an elderly couple, what a crime! 】

Gu Yunchu, who was innocently involved in the emotional turmoil of middle-aged and elderly people: ... Blame me?

At the same time, Yulan also fell into this mezzanine. As soon as she was kicked out of the dream, because she was afraid of Ao Yan in reality, she didn't dare to go out. After taking a look at Gu Yunchu, she immediately flew forward in the mezzanine .

This is also the reason why she can quickly return to the Central Plains from the Raksha Kingdom. This is a special passage for those who are good at controlling dreams.

Gu Yunchu quickly chased after her.She only vaguely understood the value of Freddy's character card now. After a long time, her mysterious luck of making a wish before drawing the card is still there.

Of course, the curse of the mystery that the drawn cards are getting uglier one by one is still there.

But I didn't expect that Yulan was wearing a complicated white floor-length dress, her speed was not slow at all, and the elegant skirt followed her violent running, blooming and rippling like a flower.

Damn, do you want to run so fast?

Gu Yunchu became more and more frightened as she chased after her. After all, she was a purple card. Even if she wasn't famous for her speed, she was pretty fast, right?

Most importantly, she was wearing trousers, while the woman was wearing a complicated ancient dress that hindered movement!

[This woman can run faster than a rabbit in a floor-length dress, is that reasonable?Coach, I want to report her cheating! 】

The younger sister of the system said calmly: [People are not good, don't blame the uneven road. 】

Gu Yunchu refused to accept it.

[Who said I can't do it anymore, well, I have to show you some real skills today. 】

Really?

The system sister suddenly became interested.

In the end, Gu Yunchu quickly took off his hat and flew over there.The voice is sweet and greasy.

"Damn ghost, want to run away after eating my sister's tofu? Look at the hidden weapon!"

Who stepped on a horse is a dead ghost?

Who stepped on the horse to eat your sister's tofu?

If it wasn't for your sister Mao Xiaolu's golden bone protection, she would have killed your sister in a dream, why would she be in such a mess?

Yulan in front of her staggered when she heard that disgustingly sweet tone, and then quickly turned around to avoid the 'hidden weapon' behind her. When she saw that the so-called hidden weapon turned out to be a strange hat, her eyes widened. Shrink.He suddenly realized that he had been fooled, but it was already too late!

The sharp steel claws hit her head on, and Yu Lan screamed, and several bloodstains appeared on her arms.

The younger sister of the system who is still waiting to see her real skills: ...

Yulan didn't care about her injuries, she turned around and wanted to continue running, only to see that Gu Yunchu quickly rushed in front of her, raised her hand and grabbed again.Yulan cried out in pain again.There are three bloodstains on the chest!

"Don't deceive people too much!"

Gu Yunchu sneered: "It's clear that you, a pervert, coveted my sister in the middle of the night, and said I shouldn't bully you too much?"

She rushed up to fight with Yu Lan, not caring about the hats on the ground, anyway, after the character card was removed, these things would automatically return to the character card.

"I didn't! You clearly know that I was only blocked by a golden bone, so why bother talking nonsense!"

Yulan looked at Gu Yunchu angrily, but her tone showed a hint of weakness.

"Besides, I didn't make the first move this time. It was clearly you who harmed my benefactor, so I wanted to teach you a lesson. I didn't know it was your sister beforehand."

After all, the master only told her the general situation, but in fact the master didn't know the other appearance of the little green hair. The tree demon grandma who had actually seen the little green hairy figure was dead.

So she didn't realize something was wrong until she was blocked by the woman's golden bone when she fell into the dream!

golden bone?

Gu Yunchu was taken aback for a moment, it was the first time she heard this word.

But she didn't choose to ask this Yulan, but narrowed her eyes.While waving his claws, he asked.

"The benefactor you mentioned... Could it be the grandson Chu who was sent to prison by my sister during the day?"

"It's him!"

Another scar was added to Yulan's body, and she felt that today was an unwarranted disaster, but instead of reflecting on herself, she blamed all this on the two sisters Mao Xiaolu and Mao Wumei.

Gu Yunchu: "So the marriage talisman and the straw bird that can turn Sun Zichu's living soul into a parrot were all given by you, right?"

Yu Lan: "That's right, but this time I was the one who did the evil and made a happy marriage, but you insisted on breaking it up. You even sent my benefactor to prison. What's the point?!"

Gu Yunchu's eyes turned cold, and his movements became a little faster. The sharp steel claws were like blades.

"I also want to know, I also want to ask that Miss Wang's family is a good girl who is innocent, but why do you deliberately help that grandson Chuwu to be innocent? Just like Sunzi Chu, who has a dirty heart, and a shit beetle with a mouth. Bright guy, he actually wants to marry a good girl like Miss Wang? Bah! He deserves it too! If you are so grateful, why don’t you marry him yourself. A dung beetle would have to call you a perfect match!"

At this moment, Gu Yunchu didn't have any of the pity and tenderness of the past, and he struck very fiercely. No matter how hard Yulan dodged, she was scratched everywhere by Gu Yunchu's steel claw.

Yulan's face turned red from being scolded, but she couldn't fight back at all.

She knew in her heart that this would not work, so in the end she gave up dodging cruelly and rushed towards Gu Yunchu.Gu Yunchu narrowed her eyes, and in order to catch her alive, she stabbed directly at Yulan's shoulder blade with her right claw.In an instant, Yulan's arm was crippled.But at the same time, the skirt on Yulan's body stretched quickly, wrapping around Gu Yunchu's body.

Gu Yunchu's claws violently tore open the bondage, but the touch was not like tearing silk, but a tender touch like tearing petals, and it was accompanied by a faint fragrance.

Taking a closer look, it was really a flower petal, but Gu Yunchu couldn't tell what kind of flower it was.But one thing she can be sure of is that this thing is poisonous.

Gu Yunchu's eyes were red with pain as several large holes were rapidly corroded on his arm.

Fortunately, Freddy was immortal in the dream, and the wound healed quickly, otherwise she might have been amputated by the old doctor.

Gu Yunchu suffered a loss, ignored the pain, and hurriedly chased after Yulan. Yulan probably didn't expect her to recover so quickly, so she could only escape into a dream again.

This is the dream of a kid, probably a greedy cat, who eats candied haws in his dreams.

Gu Yunchu quickly followed in, and the younger sister of the system saw that there were people in the background all over the street, and she became anxious immediately.

【so many people.How can I find this?Why don't you tell a joke? 】

That Yulan just revealed her secrets because she took pleasure in other people's misfortunes.

[No need to be so troublesome. 】

Gu Yunchu didn't bother with those background panels, she picked up a mask from a small stall, put it on, and went straight to the center of the dream.In front of the kid who was eating candied haws.He bowed down and said seriously.

"Messenger of justice, the great cause is waiting for you to build, and the peace of the world is waiting for you to maintain. The darkness of tonight is waiting for you to shine."

The little boy in the dream is quite courageous.Blinking the innocent eyes said.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand?"

Gu Yunchu paused, then changed his words. "What I mean is, now I'm giving you a chance to be a hero who saves the world and is admired by others, do you want to do it?"

The little boy's eyes lit up.

"Are you going to beat the bad guys? Do it, I have a big sword, but I can beat the bad guys!"

As he said that, the little brat remembered his big sword, and immediately started groping for it.Then solemnly and slowly took out a big sword from the inside of the crotch.The most frightening thing is that the little brat has been greedy for real swords for a long time in reality, so that what he took out was not a toy wooden sword, but a real white and shiny sword!

Gu Yunchu who never expected to see this scene: Good guy, is the crotch mine outdated these days?Is this the dream of human high-quality cubs?

Gu Yunchu was silent for a moment, then patted him on the shoulder.

"Promise me, forget it in your dream, but don't do it when you wake up."

After all, if it's a trembling hand...then you may only be able to find employment in the palace in the future.

After finishing speaking, Gu Yunchu snatched the little boy's candied haws, and under the little boy's unbelievable gaze, he directly gave him a headache.

In the blink of an eye, the dream began to shatter.

At the same time, in a residential house, a five or six-year-old kid woke up suddenly, covered his head and opened his mouth and howled.

"Father and mother... someone beat me and even robbed me of candied haws!"

Parents awakened by crying: ? ? ?

The younger sister of the system has a headache: [... bullying children, people do things? 】

Gu Yunchu had his own reasons.

[This is the quickest and most convenient way. Besides, that Yulan is not a good thing. If I continue to look for it slowly like the old doctor's dream, I will be irresponsible to these people. 】

At that time, that Yulan will be the same as before, what can I do if I use the innocent dreamer as a shield?Or what about Yulan doing other tricks to innocent dreamers?

The dream shattered, and Yulan who was hiding was instantly exposed. She narrowly escaped Gu Yunchu's claws and jumped into a dream again. Gu Yunchu frowned.

[This won't work, this woman's force value may not be good, but her ability to manipulate dreams is no worse than Freddy's.If it is a protracted battle, it may take a long time. 】

And it involves too many ordinary people, too many variables.

That Yulan doesn't have to be scruples, but she can't.

Gu Yunchu got into a dream and saw that the dreamer was going through a dog hole trying to steal food from the neighbor's house, but it happened to be stuck in the owner, struggling desperately on the ground, she kicked it speechlessly.The dream suddenly shattered.

Immediately afterwards, Gu Yunchu did the same thing a few times, but it seemed that traveling through the dream world again and again consumed a lot of her energy, and her footsteps unknowingly slowed down, and she gradually distanced herself from that Yulan.In the end, Na Yulan managed to get away with hatred.

After that, Yulan shuttled through several dreams one after another, and finally made sure that she got rid of the browless girl and smiled triumphantly. It seemed that her plan had succeeded.

A reckless man who only knows how to fight, and wants to fight her?

Oh, how ridiculous!

In the chaotic interlayer, Yu Lan stretched out her hand, and a cloud of cold black air appeared, automatically floated to the sky, and began to slowly fly in one direction.There was no road in the mezzanine, but at this moment, there are roads, and Yulan walks on this small road.Following this shortcut is actually directly to reality.

After a while, Gu Yunchu appeared on the path, but she didn't go out, but quietly peeped at the reality on the other side in the mezzanine.

Just as Yulan hid in a dream and it was difficult for Gu Yunchu to find her, Yulan didn't even realize that there was a little tail behind her.

Gu Yunchu smiled triumphantly.

[You see, I really am the better at it, I am resourceful and smart...]

【... Doesn't the head grow hair? 】

The younger sister of the system looked at her forehead, which was no longer covered by the hat, and subconsciously interfaced.

Gu Yunchu, who wanted to show off, immediately jumped up.

[It's smart, smart, okay! 】

Then she raised her eyes and saw that Yulan was standing in a grotto, with clusters of ghostly green lights shining inside. The grotto was not big, and there was nothing there. The only thing special was a big pool in the center, which was full of The blood-yellow water of the Wangchuan River.Countless ghosts were howling and roaring.

And a bone frame is in it... taking a bath?

Yulan immediately went over respectfully and called out to the master.

The skeleton in the bath turned his head, it was clearly just a skeleton, but he had an inexplicably sinister aura.

Gu Yunchu, who was hiding in the mezzanine and was peeping openly, touched his chin.

[This bone frame looks familiar, could it be that... Yin Baicheng without clothes? 】

The younger sister of the system is heartbroken: [It's time like this, can you be more serious! 】

When did you become so familiar with the relationship between Yin Baicheng that you even know what you look like naked?

Gu Yunchu was also shocked.

[Where am I not serious, I am seriously analyzing, okay?Among other things, take a closer look at the teeth. Look, are the four canine teeth sharper than ordinary people?Is the gap between the upper front teeth a bit wide?Also, is the wisdom tooth on the left lower row growing horizontally?Haven't you also seen Yin Baicheng?Don't you see it's the same tooth? 】

Then Gu Yunchu seemed to have recovered, pretending to be surprised.

[Wait, you didn't misunderstand me, did you?Hey~ I didn't expect your system to be so filthy!Thank you for sending you a pack of cleansing powder! 】

The system sister defended.

[Do normal people think like me?So, who would pay so much attention to a set of skeleton teeth and recognize them in a second! 】

【me! 】

Gu Yunchu spoke uprightly.

[As the saying goes, knowing yourself, knowing your enemy, and winning a hundred battles, especially for a powerful enemy like Yin Baicheng, out of caution, in order to really kill him, of course I must understand every crack in his bones, if he is not in the bubble now Bath, I can still point out the lower part of his bones...]

【Stop stop! 】

Although Gu Yunchu was talking about the bones, the younger sister of the system was blushing.

Although she has no evidence, she always feels that this guy is just doing pornography, right? !

If you keep doing this, she's really going to call the police!

Gu Yunchu immediately pretended to be contemptuous.

【Why are you so excited, 噫~ You must have thought of something dirty somewhere, right? 】

The younger sister of the system raised the white flag tiredly.

【... Well, I was wrong to say that you are extremely smart just now, please don't hurt each other. 】

Gu Yunchu chuckled.No more bullying the system sister.Turn your attention back to the grotto.

In fact, she guessed right, that skeleton was Yin Baicheng, and when he opened his mouth, it was Gu Yunchu's familiar voice.Hearing what the scarred subordinate reported, Yin Baicheng sneered.

"It's useless trash."

"I was negligent this time. I don't have the eyesight of that Rakshasa ghost. I didn't expect that the person I randomly selected was that Mao Xiaolu with the golden bone."

Yulan bowed her head.

"The sisters surnamed Mao are really difficult to deal with. I don't know how many of them there are. Master, what should we do?"

Yin Baicheng said coldly.

"No matter what, the golden bone must be obtained! The Mao sisters..."

Thinking of the embarrassing situation in which he was beaten by the Mao sisters before, Yin Baicheng hammered the ground by the pool angrily.

"If it wasn't for my body being pinned down here and unable to move, and I could only get out of my body, how could they hurt a single hair of me! I have endured it for so many years, and I will never bear it anymore. The golden bone will definitely be mine. !"

The hard ground was hammered into several cracks immediately, but soon the ground wriggled like a living thing and became flat again.

Yulan immediately expressed her loyalty.

"Master, our Yu family will definitely help you get the golden bone, rebuild your body as soon as possible, and return to the world!"

Gu Yunchu frowned, not to mention what the golden bone is, but it sounds like it should be something in her body.And Yin Baicheng seems to need this thing very much.

That Yulan also mentioned the Rakshasa ghost.

Gu Yunchu remembered the night at Lanruo Temple, and suddenly had a new idea.

Could it be that the reason why the Raksha ghost came to her that day pretending to be a handsome boy was not because of persimmons, but because of her golden bones?

And in the subsequent fights, Yin Baicheng always targeted her more, and it wasn't because of her poisonous mouth... Ahem, she was too clever, but because Yin Baicheng wanted to kill her and take away the golden bones in her body?

So the question is, what kind of bone is a golden bone?

On the other side, Yin Baicheng thought about it.gloomy way.

"I don't know which rock the sisters of the Mao family got out of. Their lives are very hard. Now my body is pressed here, and my strength has been greatly reduced. You just want to kill that Mao Xiaolu and take her golden bones. Head-to-head It's too difficult. Moreover, I fought against the two sisters Mao Xiaolu and Mao Xiaolu twice, and found that they were accompanied by a dragon, which should be the legendary Lord Qiantang."

"That Lord Qiantang seems to be able to walk freely in the world, but with the dragon lock ring on his body, he can't change back to the dragon shape, and the magic power he can use is ten to one. The most ridiculous thing is that, as a dragon king, even his own The Qiantang River can’t even go back, isn’t it extremely ridiculous. Surrendering to the power of the Emperor of Heaven and walking in the world with a dog chain, what is the difference between me and a prisoner like me? It’s a pity that the young Dragon Lord who was so high-spirited and known by everyone in the sky and the earth!”

Bone frame sneered for a while, then he thought again.

"But the skinny camel is bigger than the horse. He seems to be on good terms with the Mao sister, and it's not something you can deal with. Now it seems that if you can't grab it by force, it's not like outsmarting it."

Confusion flashed in Yulan's eyes.

"Master means..."

Yin Baicheng's mandible tilted, and he smiled evilly.

"Since ancient times, heroes have been saddened by beauty, and this man and woman are no exception. The prototypes of the Mao sisters are so ugly, I feel sick when I see them, and the Qiantang Lord was busy fighting when he was young, and was suppressed in Dongting Lake for 500 years. He only came out to walk recently. , a complete thousand-year-old bachelor. We can do both."

Gu Yunchu's mouth twitched slightly, thinking that this guy could come up with some powerful tricks, but this is the result?That's it?

The last Rakshasa ghost who used beauty tricks to deal with her has a big brother, you are taller.

The most outrageous thing is that you have such a skull and no face, where did you have the courage to call her ugly?

Also, the old bachelor Ao Yan asked you to provoke you, and was ridiculed by you like this?

It doesn't matter what it is, it's upright, there will be opportunities in the future, you are a skeleton, you don't have it, and you want to taste the hardships of love, I'm afraid you won't have a chance!

Yu Lan, however, was obviously convinced by Yin Baicheng's decision, and said immediately.

"The subordinates will do it immediately, but this person's appearance... Does the master have any requirements?"

"Those two people are not ordinary people. Using ordinary beauty tricks may not be effective for them. They must be treated with strong medicine."

Yin Baicheng did not answer the question directly, but looked at Yulan thoughtfully.

"I remember that your Yu family are all hermaphrodites. You only chose your gender when you took human form, right?"

Yulan nodded.

Immediately, Yin Baicheng's mandible became even more crooked, and his smile became even more sinister.

"As the saying goes, only women understand women, and men understand men. If you want to use beauty tricks, you must use them in their hearts. In this way, I remember that you have a sister above, who seems to be the most beautiful female demon in your Yu family? Let her turn into a man and get close to that Mao Xiaolu. Seduce her into love, and when she is crazy about love, let your sister take the opportunity to kill her and take out the golden bone. In addition, find your big brother again, let her He turned into a woman to seduce Mr. Qiantang, if possible, it would be best to trick him into getting his blood and clear water glass beads. These are all good things."

After thinking about it, he said again.

"Don't worry, I will help them and make them look like ordinary people. As long as they don't use demon power, they will never reveal their identities."

Yulan's eyes widened upon hearing this.Not only her, Gu Yunchu who was hiding in the mezzanine and eavesdropping was also shocked.

[Fuck!Turn beautiful women into men to seduce me, and beautiful men into women to seduce Ao Yan?Is this an operation that normal people can think of?This Yin Baicheng is really a fucking talent! 】

The system sister was also stunned.It is indeed a monster that can escape from Gu Yunchu's hands several times. Before that, she never thought that there would be a guy with the same tricks as Gu Yunchu.How lucky this world is to have you two crouching dragons and phoenixes at the same time