Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]
Chapter 70
In a palace in the Raksha King City, Gu Yunchu had just recovered from the shock of the eldest prince protecting his heart, when he heard a voice from a distance.
"Where is the expert? Let me meet you soon."
Then a woman from the Raksha country appeared in a colorful dress.
Her eyes are as big as copper bells, her mouth is covered with the ground, and the two lower canine teeth protrude from her mouth.
The eldest prince was taken aback, and then introduced to Gu Yunchu.
"This is my sixth sister."
Then he introduced Gu Yunchu to his sister.
Gu Yunchu got up and saluted.
"His Royal Highness Sixth Princess."
"Miss Gu, quickly excuse me."
The sixth princess hurried over and looked Gu Yunchu up and down.
"On weekdays, I'm also proud of how good-looking I am, but when I see her today, I know what it means to be beautiful and beautiful!"
Gu Yunchu looked at the sharp canine teeth of the sixth princess, and politely smirked.
"The sixth princess is overrated."
The eldest prince looked over suspiciously.
"Why are you free to come to me today?"
"Didn't you hear that the master who killed the bird demon was brought back by you, Brother Wang?"
The sixth princess looked at Gu Yunchu with burning eyes.
"Brother Wang, please tell me quickly, is Miss Gu really so powerful?"
The eldest prince then told the sixth princess what happened to him at that time.The sixth princess who had some thoughts in her heart was filled with splendor in her eyes.A pair of copper bell-sized eyes stared at Gu Yunchu brighter and brighter.If Gu Yunchu hadn't seen her eyes filled with joy and anticipation but nothing else, she would have thought that the six princesses would also bow down to the horror gardener's green underpants.
Seeing his sister's appearance, the eldest prince seemed to think of something, and said tentatively.
"You don't usually like these things, why did you come here to inquire about them today?"
The sixth princess grabbed the eldest prince's sleeve.Pulling him aside, he whispered.
"Brother Wang, I was just thinking, if Miss Gu is really a capable woman, then tell me, can she save my father?"
Gu Yunchu's pointed green ears moved slightly.
Save the father?
What happened to the king of Rakshasa?
The eldest prince paused, and his mind, dazed by beauty, seemed to clear up a bit.
That's right, after the father fell ill, he recruited strange people from all over the world to treat his illness, and now that Miss Gu who can kill the bird demon by herself is just such a strange person?
He lowered his head, looked at his sixth younger sister with three eyes, and smiled.
"Sixth Sister said that it was Miss Gu who killed the bird demon, and she may have been exhausted..."
The sixth princess interrupted the eldest prince.
"Just let Miss Gu go and have a look. She killed the bird demon and is a hero of our country. Naturally, I won't force her."
These words made the eldest prince unable to refuse, he could only smile and agree with the request of the sixth princess.
With Brother Wang's consent, the sixth princess immediately walked up to Gu Yunchu, expressing that she wanted to invite Gu Yunchu to save a seriously ill person.
"Princess Six wants me to cure diseases and save lives?"
Gu Yunchu looked sideways at the sixth princess.
"I'm a rough person, I only know how to slay demons and eliminate demons. Healing diseases and saving lives is not my strong point."
The sixth princess was not disappointed at all when she heard this.
"Just go and have a look. If it can't be cured, I won't force it."
The inner hall, which used to be resplendent and magnificent in the past, has its doors and windows tightly closed at this moment, and a bitter smell of medicine lingers for a long time.A group of palace maids stood quietly in the corner, the door was slowly pushed open a gap, and several people squeezed in.
It was the eldest prince, the sixth princess and Gu Yunchu, while the personal maids who followed them stayed outside the door.
The inside of the hall was very dark because the doors and windows were closed, and the candle oil lamps of this era barely gave off a little yellow light. Now it was clearly daytime, but the whole hall seemed to be in night.
Gu Yunchu just felt that this place was too quiet, why is there no one?
As soon as he turned his head, he saw those palace people standing there like dead people in the corner and in front of the wall. Under the dim light, half of their bodies melted into the shadows.
If you look closely, you will find that their faces are pale, and there is a sharp panic in their eyes.They seem to want to run out of this place where even the air is bitter and decaying, but the reality is that they are still standing here, like lifeless pillars.
In such a dark and strange environment, when he turned his head and saw a group of faces as ugly as yakshas, Gu Yunchu was startled.
I thought to myself, living in such an environment, even normal people will be scared sick, right?
In the center of the main hall, there is a big bed, surrounded by countless light gauze curtains, covering the bed so that people can't see clearly what's going on inside.The sixth princess stepped forward quickly.
"Father? Father?"
She raised her hand and raised a corner of the curtain.
Gu Yunchu looked over and was startled.
【Fuck! 】
There was no scary Yasha face on the bed, nor any ugly monsters, only a mummy on it.Brown, wrinkled, shriveled, like a skeleton wrapped in skin.
The softer the bed covered with silk and satin, the more beautiful it is, the more ugly this mummy is.
But this mummy was still alive, his three eyes, which were the same size as copper bells, were very cloudy, but they turned and looked outside the moment the curtain was lifted, just in time to meet Gu Yunchu's gaze.
The mummy seemed to be extremely tired. He opened his eyes for a while and then closed them tiredly.
The sixth princess took out a handkerchief and wiped the tears from the corners of the three eyes.
"Miss Gu, do you think my father is still alive?"
Gu Yunchu stood in place and looked at the mummy on the bed, and subconsciously said a word in his mind: There is no cure, no cure, just wait for death!
[This is the king?I remember this is Rakshasa Kingdom, not Egypt, right? 】
System younger sister: [Anyway, you still have breath, try to rescue it? 】
Gu Yunchu died fish eyes, 【It’s impossible to save me, but I can sell a few copies of The Making of Mummies to Raksha Kingdom. 】
Of course, this was just her complaint, facing the eyes of the sixth princess and the eldest prince, she said.
"Your Highness, could you tell me about the cause and effect?"
According to the conversation she eavesdropped on earlier, the Sixth Princess came up with the idea of asking her to help cure the disease because she killed the bird demon. So there should be some inevitable connection between the two, right?
The eldest prince sighed.
"This matter has to start from half a year ago..."
Following the eldest prince's explanation, Gu Yunchu understood.
This matter has to start with a dream that the king of the Raksha Kingdom had half a year ago.A peerless beauty appeared in the dream, how beautiful is it?Gu Yunchu thought about his big green face, and decisively put away his curiosity.
In short, the king and this beauty were chasing each other in their dreams, playing a game of chasing me, and if you catch me, I will give you hehehe.Then she was turned into a red wave overnight, and the mandarin ducks were neck-to-neck.
That's right, what King Rakshasa had was a erotic dream.Still a hot spring dream.
I had such a dream for three consecutive days, and a mysterious mark appeared on my chest. King Rakshasa thought it was a good thing, and was very proud of it. He felt that his dream was extraordinary, so he boasted to his courtiers that he had met a goddess and fell into a dream .
All the courtiers were still pointing at him to pay wages, so they also praised how wise and handsome the king was, which attracted the goddess in the sky to meet King Rakshasa at night.The Rakshasa King was so beautiful that the snot bubbled out.
But gradually, as the days went by, the king of the Raksha Kingdom discovered to his horror that his waist seemed to be failing, and later on, he could still turn upside down in his dreams, but in reality he was a complete eunuch!
Can the Goddess dream make people into eunuchs?
This must not be possible!
Bewildered by the beauty, the king of the Raksha Kingdom began to wake up a little bit. He tried his best to refuse in the dream, but unfortunately it didn't work. Even though he tried his best to protect his body, he was finally succeeded by the woman in the dream.
And he seemed to be drained of energy, becoming weaker and weaker.Kidney deficiency developed into weak legs, and walking became a problem.
He didn't dare to delay any longer, and began to summon the high school experts to save his life. The experts preliminarily concluded that this should be a female ghost who can dream and absorb people's energy.They showed their abilities, but found themselves powerless.
So half a year later, the fat king of the Raksha Kingdom was sucked into a bamboo pole from the water tank in the kitchen.He was one breath away from dying on the spot.
This is also the reason why the sixth princess wanted to find Gu Yunchu. In the past six months, she had already looked for all the experts she could find, and all of them returned in vain.Finally, one who seemed to have some supernatural powers appeared, so she had to go to the doctor in a hurry.
To be honest, it is really weird that the king of a country is half dead because of having sex dreams.
In the expectant eyes of the sixth princess, Gu Yunchu stepped forward, her petite stature made her have to step slightly to feel the pulse of the mummy king, her eyes were serious and serious.The younger sister of the system couldn't help asking.
【Do you see anything? 】
Gu Yunchu said deeply.
[I see, this female ghost must not understand what sustainable development is.No matter what... You can't grab a wool and squeeze it hard! 】
System sister: ...
Gu Yunchu said that she doesn't know medical skills, so she really doesn't know medical skills. She pretends like this, but it's just to give herself some time to think.She is thinking about what to do now.
The system sister is puzzled.
[Did you forget the card you drew out earlier? 】
The reason why the female ghost is so difficult is because she can fall into a dream, and the strange people summoned by the Raksha Kingdom cannot harm the person in the dream, but Gu Yunchu is different, the nightmare Freddy is the evil ghost in the dream, Just go straight into the dream and beat up that female ghost?
Gu Yunchu looked down at the shriveled old king on the bed.
[So, you are still too sweet, the biggest question now is, do you know how many people want this old king to live, and how many people want this old king to die? 】
The younger sister of the system was taken aback: [What do you mean? 】
Gu Yunchu patiently explained. [Not to mention anything else, just say that in this hall, maybe the sixth princess wants to save the king, but are you sure the eldest prince wants to save the old king?Don't forget, the eldest prince just said that after the old king turned into a mummy, he was the one who supervised the country. 】
Supervising the country is not something everyone can do. Perhaps after the death of the old king, he can immediately become the new king of the Raksha country.
Gu Yunchu can be sure that when the sixth princess suggested to let her take a look, the eldest prince was actually not that happy and active, obviously.In this kind of court power struggle, family ties are sometimes very fragile.
The younger sister of the system was startled: [Then...then what should we do? 】
Gu Yunchu thought about it.He looked up at the sixth princess and the eldest prince.
"Although I don't know how to cure diseases and save lives, I do know some tricks to dream. Your Highness..."
The sixth princess interrupted her and said firmly.
"Miss Gu, as long as you can save my father, I will definitely reward you, whether it's gold, silver, jewelry, power or status, it doesn't matter!"
The eldest prince glanced over Gu Yunchu's green face and smiled.
"That's right, Miss Gu just try, no matter if it succeeds or not, with this kindness, I will definitely not treat her poorly."
Gu Yunchu blinked and smiled.
"If this is the case, then I will not be polite. Looking at my attire, the two highnesses must know that I am not from the Raksha country. I originally came from the Central Plains and wandered here unintentionally. So if I cure Your Majesty , then I hope the Raksha Kingdom can send me back to the Central Plains."
The younger sister of the system is puzzled: [Didn't you say that we are caught in a court struggle?Wouldn't it be nice to give a choice so quickly?And the old king seems to be weaker than the eldest prince. 】
After all, the old king was lying in bed half dead.
[First, one's conscience will ache.Second, I thought about it later and realized that I actually had no choice. 】
Gu Yunchu said helplessly.
【It may be a bit narcissistic to say so, but do you think the eldest prince will be willing to arrange a boat to let me go back to the Central Plains? 】
Although I also yearned for Prince Charming when I was a child, but a Prince Charming with a heart guard on his chest?
No date, prince, I don't make a date!
Sure enough, the smile on the face of the eldest prince shrank slightly when he heard Gu Yunchu's request.
"The Central Plains is thousands of miles away. Drifting on the sea is full of dangers, and you are close to death? Since Miss Gu has come to my Raksha country, if you don't want to stay here with peace of mind, why worry about returning home?"
Gu Yunchu politely smirked.It just means that the country is hard to leave.
The sixth princess glanced at Brother Wang, and then promised Gu Yunchu.
"As long as you can save my father, these are not problems."
Gu Yunchu smiled more sincerely. "With His Highness's words, I'm relieved. Then it's not too late. I'll start exorcising ghosts tonight."
The younger sister of the system reminded: [The eldest prince seems to be unhappy.Will he secretly make the stumbling block not give you a boat? 】
Gu Yunchu's smile widened: [Wouldn't it be better, no reward after treatment?Then wouldn't I be able to snatch the ship in a fair manner? 】
If it weren't for her conscience, she would have sneaked a boat across the sea long ago, why would she be so dawdling?
In the middle of the night, the full moon hangs high.
Gu Yunchu walked along the corridor and couldn't help but look at the moon in the sky.It's rare to understand why the ancients liked to be homesick to the moon.
Because the moon is the only one, you can see it no matter where you are, at this time, perhaps Ao Yan also saw this full moon, right?
She didn't cherish her friend's beauty in the prosperous age on weekdays, but only now did she realize that she regretted it, let alone Ao Yan's handsome face. Hu Du seems to reveal a different kind of beauty!
Autumn is coming, I hope she can go back and celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival with her friends.
Gu Yunchu looked away, walked slowly into the side hall, and lay down on the bed prepared by the palace people.Then the person who led the way led the rest of the people back, because Miss Gu said that no outsiders should be present when she casts the spell.
Of course, this is just an excuse.Under the flickering candlelight, the little green-skinned monster on the bed began to slowly disappear, and finally the bed was empty.
Inside the inner hall with the doors and windows closed, it was as bright as day at this moment.
There were constant footsteps.It was as if someone was running for his life.
"No...no, please forgive me!"
A shrill female voice laughed.
"What is your majesty talking about? I just want to be happy with your majesty."
Behind the pillar, a strange woman with burns all over her body, wearing a striped sweater and a top hat was groping herself with her head down.
Pockmarked and messy, she thought the green skin was ugly enough, but compared with the new skin, the Horror Gardener's skin was as smooth as a peeled egg.
But most importantly. [Tongtong, look at my face, is it a little lacking? 】
She took out the glazed mirror to take a picture of herself, and immediately put the mirror away in a horrible way.
It's okay to see that she has burn marks all over her body at the moment, but the disappearance of her two lips without a trace is too much, isn't it?Although she is very confident about her big white teeth, she is not yet ready to show off to everyone!
Touch your eyes again, okay.There are no eyebrows or eyelids!
May I ask, is it still too late to learn the technique of drawing eyebrows from sister Liu Wumei, the goddess of childhood? !
System sister: [Cough... After all, the character of Nightmare Freddy was burned to death, so don't be too particular about it, at least the nose wasn't burned into a lump, right?Just... just use it as you go. 】
Gu Yunchu: ... Then you can really make do with it.
Gu Yunchu lowered her head and moved her right hand. Her right hand seemed to have grown a steel glove from the flesh, and added sharp steel claws more than ten centimeters long to each finger.She reached out and poked at the pillar, as if she had poked into the tofu.
Gu Yunchu thought deeply.
This is the weapon of Nightmare Freddy. I won't say whether it is useful or not, but she'd better pay attention in the future, and don't subconsciously try to pick out her ears, and accidentally poke her brains out.
But now it was mission time, Gu Yunchu didn't check how ugly this card was, but poked his head out and looked at the two people outside.
At this moment, the arrangement of the inner hall is very similar to the one seen during the day, but somewhat different. This is normal, because this is the dream of the old king, and it is impossible to restore the reality one by one in the dream scene.
But to Gu Yunchu's surprise, in the dream, the old king didn't look like a mummy, but a chubby body, really like a kitchen water tank turned into a spirit.
And the 'beauty' who was chasing him was a woman with white face and long fangs, she was smiling fiercely, chasing after the old king, like a hungry wolf chasing a fat pig.
Seemingly tired of playing, the woman appeared in front of the old king with a teleportation.
"Your Majesty, we've already played, let's go to rest tonight!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the big bed moved over by itself, and as she stretched out her hand to push, the old king fell on the bed.
The old king clutched his skirt, crying like a 200-jin girl.
"Yulan, no... no... please... let me go! As long as you let me go, I will promise you anything you want!"
The woman named Yu Lan bullied her, her eyes full of malice.
"What is your majesty saying about this? I am not the kind of woman who is greedy for money and profit. I, from the very beginning, only want to be a loving couple with your majesty."
The old king cried bitterly, loving couples can, but they can't murder their husbands!
Seeing that the woman was about to lift her clothes.The old king clenched his skirt and shouted in panic.
"Come on! Come on, help! Help!"
Yulan giggled sharply.
"You are so cute and silly, haven't you gotten used to it yet? Call, call, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you."
"Huh? Who called me?"
A figure fell from the sky, and with a wave of sharp claws, half of the big bed was immediately torn apart, and the fat old king in the dream immediately rolled down to the ground like a rolling gourd.
Startled, Yulan quickly backed away, angrily looking at the strange woman who spoiled her good deeds.
"Where did you come from?!"
The strange woman tilted her head.
"Didn't you call me out?"
Yulan was stunned.
"I'm calling you?"
"correct."
The strange woman is touching her chest gracefully with her right hand.
"Introduce yourself, my name is Broken Throat."
Yulan choked.Then react immediately.
"Okay, you deliberately amuse me!"
As soon as she raised her hand, a table was thrown towards the strange woman.
"These days, you can amuse others, but why can't I amuse you? Anyway, my entertainment is healthier than yours, right? There are more pornography, and you are not afraid of kidney deficiency!"
Gu Yunchu waved his claws, and the table immediately fell apart.Then she quickly rushed towards Yulan, swiping her sharp claws fiercely.
Yu Lan couldn't dodge in time, her arm was instantly scratched with bloodstains, causing her to gasp in pain.She looked at Gu Yunchu in shock.
"You can actually hurt me in your dream?!"
Gu Yunchu waved his paw again.
"You know how to perform such a high-end operation with a man sleeping in your dreams. I just gave you a paw. Don't be so surprised, right?"
Yu Lan came to a donkey roll in a panic.Throw a brass lamp holder over it.
"Who the hell are you?"
Gu Yunchu sideways dodged, and snorted coldly when he heard this.
"It's easy to talk about, I'm not talented, it's Thrushbird, Mao Wumei, whoever you are, you have the ability to make a name for yourself."
System sister: [...Mao Wumei, Liu Wumei, you belong to the moon landing, right? 】
Gu Yunchu was blunt and angry: [What's the matter, anyway, I really don't have eyebrows! 】
Who knew that Yulan blurted out.
"Your surname is Mao?"
Then she looked at the strange woman in front of her, and asked suddenly.
"What do you have to do with Little Donkey and Paraquat Little Green?"
Gu Yunchu's expression changed.pretending to be surprised.
"You know my two sisters?"
While speaking, her eyes were fixed on the woman named Yulan.The Raksha country is so far away from the Central Plains, how does this woman know her vest?You must know that she is not a vest spirit, she just used these two vests to tease that Yin Baicheng.
Even though she killed the old locust tree that day, Yin Baicheng, as a ghost, had fled long ago.Both Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan are sure that Yin Baicheng is not dead.Is this woman...
Yu Lan didn't answer, but gave the old king a cold look.Speak harshly at Gu Yunchu.
"Anyway, this guy is useless. If you want to save it, I'll leave it to you. But remember, I will report the shame of today."
"Hey! Wait."
As soon as Gu Yunchu heard that she was going to run, he hurried over, facing Yulan with his right hand, it was a black tiger digging out his heart. Although he failed to do so, it seemed that he had scratched a layer of illusion.
Yu Lan's figure swayed like water ripples, she turned into a slender and beautiful girl after shedding her white face and fangs.Then her figure disappeared.
Gu Yunchu retracted his paw, smelled the blood on it carefully, and said in a low voice.
[The taste of the underworld. 】
After the last trip to Lanruo Temple, she remembered this smell firmly, this cold, earthy smell...it's unmistakable, it's the smell of the underworld!
That Yulan is probably related to Yinbaicheng!
Gu Yunchu put down his hand, and then looked at the shivering old king.Stretching out his claws, he directly tore the clothes on the old king's chest.
"You... let me go? If you want a man, I will immediately call the young and strong men in the country to choose for you! I just ask you to let me go!"
The old king desperately begged for mercy.
Could it be that his innocence and fate are doomed today?
You...don't come here!
The corners of Gu Yunchu's eyes twitched slightly.
"What are you thinking?!"
She doesn't have such a heavy taste!
Looking at the cinnabar red mark on his chest, Gu Yunchu raised his paw, and with a light swipe, it seemed as if something was broken, and the mark instantly disappeared with the wind.
[As expected of Zika, although Nightmare Freddy is a bit ugly, he has nothing to say about the control of the dream! 】
Gu Yunchu gave this game a thumbs up with rare satisfaction.
"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I'm here to help you out of the sea of suffering. Now, that woman won't come to you again."
When the old king heard this, he touched his body in disbelief to make sure that the mark was gone, and he immediately burst into tears of gratitude.Probably because the experience of being too close to death has given him too much psychological shadow, he has no airs at the moment.Thank you again and again to Gu Yunchu.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, this fairy..."
The old king wanted to say Xiangu, but he didn't know what he saw, so he changed his words immediately.
"Thank you Master for helping me out of the sea of suffering, Amitabha, I will definitely eat fast and chant Buddha in the future, avoid lust and greed!"
Gu Yunchu looked confused and thanked her for accepting, but what the hell is calling her a mage?What is Amitabha doing to her?
"Why do you call me a mage?"
The old king looked up hesitantly.
"This... aren't you a mage?"
Gu Yunchu looked up along his line of sight, but saw nothing. For some reason, she vaguely had some terrible guesses.
【all……】
The system sister said vaguely.
[This... I said it before, Freddy was burned to death. Although you are a woman, you have breasts and ass after sexual transformation, but there are certain things that should not be, or... cough cough, no of. 】
Gu Yunchu's face was expressionless. 【for example? 】
System younger sister: [Just... certain hairs, such as leg hair, foot hair, oh, and chest hair, etc. As a little fairy, it's better not to have these, right? 】
Gu Yunchu finally understood something, and stretched out her hand to touch her head. Because she was not used to wearing a top hat, the little black top hat that Nightmare Freddy brought had fallen off at some point, and when she touched it, she only felt a bald patch. .
That's right, Nightmare Freddy, he's bald, and after the trait, she's still bald.
Gu Yunchu felt like leaves falling in the autumn wind.
[I'm on a horse... bald? 】
The system sister hurriedly said.
[Calm down, calm down, you haven't experienced it, have you?Think about the white-haired woman...]
Gu Yunchu was screaming in his heart.
[But no matter how bald the white-haired woman is, she's still a little bald, this time she's not at all! 】
Not at all, not a hair, really.
And because of the burns, she is not only bald, but also a bald, lumpy, and not round at all!
Baldy!What a terrible word this word is for a beautiful girl in her youth!
When she was a white-haired woman, people said she was bald, and she could argue that she had at least a little white hair, but now... she really has no hair.There is no hair follicle at all!
No matter how ugly the statue she made before, at least her lips, eyelids, and hair were arranged for the wall-painting goddesses, but a company as big as yours took her 100 taels of gold and gave her one of these?
Take away the hair that a beautiful girl needs to live?
Grass mud horse, refund your money!
Gu Yunchu put back the Horror Gardener Card again, cursing that he would never use this purple card again!
Then she went out of the side hall, and was about to find someone to say that her mission was completed, and hurriedly prepared the big ship to take her away thousands of miles away.In the end, there was no one outside the hall.
No, there was still one person, the eldest prince was standing on the veranda, quietly looking at the moon, the fur on his chest fluttered slightly in the night wind.If a girl from the Raksha Kingdom read it, she would probably be overwhelmed by the handsome and masculine look of the eldest prince.
But Gu Yunchu couldn't appreciate it.said coldly.
"Is your highness still up so late?"
The eldest prince turned his head.
"Yes, I'm waiting for Miss Gu."
Gu Yunchu: "Wait for me? How can I let His Highness wait for me like this at night?"
The eldest prince looked at Gu Yunchu affectionately with his copper-bell-sized eyes: "Miss Gu is a smart person, don't you know why I am?"
Gu Yunchu, who was already in a bad mood, became a little impatient.
"Then I really don't know."
The eldest prince was silent for a while, and then spoke.
"My people told me that the mark on the father's chest has disappeared. It seems that Miss Gu is indeed a powerful expert. I naturally hope that the father will get better soon, but not now."
The eldest prince walked towards Gu Yunchu and said affectionately.
"As long as my father sleeps for a few more days, as long as there are a few more days, I will become the new king. At that time, I will become the king, Yunchu, you... how about being my queen? I really love you Yes, I promise, if you follow me, I will never let you suffer any grievances in the future!"
vomit~
Gu Yunchu was disgusted.In desperation, Ao Yan also called her Yunchu a few times, which naturally made her feel no resistance at all, but the guy in front of him looked at him with that kind of eyes and called him Yunchu, but Gu Yunchu only felt disgusted. Open the door, disgusting home!
She raised her head and smirked at the eldest prince.
"Your Highness, I'm just a commoner, I can't bear it."
Seeing her like this, the eldest prince thought she was moved, and reached out to grab Gu Yunchu's hand.
"Of course you can afford it. Your beauty and talent are enough to be my queen."
Enough to be queen?
Think she is rare?
Gu Yunchu held his breath just now because he got up because of baldness, but now the fire in his heart is burning more and more.The smile on his face widened even more.
"Really? But what if I say that my face is not my real face?"
As she spoke, her body shape changed rapidly, and she returned to her original appearance.
Almond-eyed water eyes blinked at the astonished eldest prince.Pretending to say.
"Your Highness, do you still think I'm beautiful?"
The eldest prince's eyes widened, as if the Central Plains people saw the painted skin ghost tore off the beauty's skin and turned into a monster with blue face and fangs.
"It's... a monster! Come on! Come on!"
He was terrified by Gu Yunchu's 'ugly appearance', and ran out in a hurry, shouting for people while running, but he dismissed them beforehand, this time it could be regarded as shooting himself in the foot.
Gu Yunchu happened to be angry and had nowhere to vent it, so he immediately giggled and ran after the eldest prince with the hem of his skirt imitating Yulan's appearance before.
"Your Highness, Your Highness, why are you running? Didn't you say you like me? Come here soon, let's play together!"
The eldest prince: "Ah, don't come here!"
If he screamed, Gu Yunchu would be really happy, the depression in his heart would dissipate, and instead he would laugh frantically.
"Hee hee, Your Highness, don't run away, you don't want me to be wronged, no matter what you say!"
"Your Highness, you said you wanted me to be the queen. I believe it."
Afterwards, Gu Yunchu relied on the card fusion mode to improve his physical fitness, and appeared in front of the eldest prince with a jump, and grabbed his collar.Putting his "ugly and terrifying like a yaksha" face in front of the eldest prince, he revealed a witch-like grin.
"Your Highness, you can't escape from my palm. The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, why don't we... rest in peace?"
As he spoke, he pursed his lips on purpose, as if he wanted to kiss her.
Seeing that ugly little cherry mouth like a pig's mouth was about to kiss his handsome face, the eldest prince couldn't bear it anymore, he screamed out of his invisible face, and was so frightened that he rolled his eyes and fainted past.
"Heh, how dare a fool like this dare to miss me? See if I can scare you to death!"
Gu Yunchu sneered, stopped his greasy movements, threw the eldest prince on the ground like garbage, and kicked him angrily.
Just then, a hesitant voice came from in front of her.
"Gu... Miss?"
Gu Yunchu raised his head subconsciously, and saw Ao Yan standing in the garden in front of him at some point. Under the moonlight, this handsome male dragon was looking at her with a complicated expression.I don't know how long I watched it.
Gu Yunchu: ...
Although she still missed Ao Yan to Yue before, but sister Moon, you don’t have to be so responsive. Of course, if you are really so effective, I hope to shine the light of this miracle on Vladi’s bald head, please. .
"Where is the expert? Let me meet you soon."
Then a woman from the Raksha country appeared in a colorful dress.
Her eyes are as big as copper bells, her mouth is covered with the ground, and the two lower canine teeth protrude from her mouth.
The eldest prince was taken aback, and then introduced to Gu Yunchu.
"This is my sixth sister."
Then he introduced Gu Yunchu to his sister.
Gu Yunchu got up and saluted.
"His Royal Highness Sixth Princess."
"Miss Gu, quickly excuse me."
The sixth princess hurried over and looked Gu Yunchu up and down.
"On weekdays, I'm also proud of how good-looking I am, but when I see her today, I know what it means to be beautiful and beautiful!"
Gu Yunchu looked at the sharp canine teeth of the sixth princess, and politely smirked.
"The sixth princess is overrated."
The eldest prince looked over suspiciously.
"Why are you free to come to me today?"
"Didn't you hear that the master who killed the bird demon was brought back by you, Brother Wang?"
The sixth princess looked at Gu Yunchu with burning eyes.
"Brother Wang, please tell me quickly, is Miss Gu really so powerful?"
The eldest prince then told the sixth princess what happened to him at that time.The sixth princess who had some thoughts in her heart was filled with splendor in her eyes.A pair of copper bell-sized eyes stared at Gu Yunchu brighter and brighter.If Gu Yunchu hadn't seen her eyes filled with joy and anticipation but nothing else, she would have thought that the six princesses would also bow down to the horror gardener's green underpants.
Seeing his sister's appearance, the eldest prince seemed to think of something, and said tentatively.
"You don't usually like these things, why did you come here to inquire about them today?"
The sixth princess grabbed the eldest prince's sleeve.Pulling him aside, he whispered.
"Brother Wang, I was just thinking, if Miss Gu is really a capable woman, then tell me, can she save my father?"
Gu Yunchu's pointed green ears moved slightly.
Save the father?
What happened to the king of Rakshasa?
The eldest prince paused, and his mind, dazed by beauty, seemed to clear up a bit.
That's right, after the father fell ill, he recruited strange people from all over the world to treat his illness, and now that Miss Gu who can kill the bird demon by herself is just such a strange person?
He lowered his head, looked at his sixth younger sister with three eyes, and smiled.
"Sixth Sister said that it was Miss Gu who killed the bird demon, and she may have been exhausted..."
The sixth princess interrupted the eldest prince.
"Just let Miss Gu go and have a look. She killed the bird demon and is a hero of our country. Naturally, I won't force her."
These words made the eldest prince unable to refuse, he could only smile and agree with the request of the sixth princess.
With Brother Wang's consent, the sixth princess immediately walked up to Gu Yunchu, expressing that she wanted to invite Gu Yunchu to save a seriously ill person.
"Princess Six wants me to cure diseases and save lives?"
Gu Yunchu looked sideways at the sixth princess.
"I'm a rough person, I only know how to slay demons and eliminate demons. Healing diseases and saving lives is not my strong point."
The sixth princess was not disappointed at all when she heard this.
"Just go and have a look. If it can't be cured, I won't force it."
The inner hall, which used to be resplendent and magnificent in the past, has its doors and windows tightly closed at this moment, and a bitter smell of medicine lingers for a long time.A group of palace maids stood quietly in the corner, the door was slowly pushed open a gap, and several people squeezed in.
It was the eldest prince, the sixth princess and Gu Yunchu, while the personal maids who followed them stayed outside the door.
The inside of the hall was very dark because the doors and windows were closed, and the candle oil lamps of this era barely gave off a little yellow light. Now it was clearly daytime, but the whole hall seemed to be in night.
Gu Yunchu just felt that this place was too quiet, why is there no one?
As soon as he turned his head, he saw those palace people standing there like dead people in the corner and in front of the wall. Under the dim light, half of their bodies melted into the shadows.
If you look closely, you will find that their faces are pale, and there is a sharp panic in their eyes.They seem to want to run out of this place where even the air is bitter and decaying, but the reality is that they are still standing here, like lifeless pillars.
In such a dark and strange environment, when he turned his head and saw a group of faces as ugly as yakshas, Gu Yunchu was startled.
I thought to myself, living in such an environment, even normal people will be scared sick, right?
In the center of the main hall, there is a big bed, surrounded by countless light gauze curtains, covering the bed so that people can't see clearly what's going on inside.The sixth princess stepped forward quickly.
"Father? Father?"
She raised her hand and raised a corner of the curtain.
Gu Yunchu looked over and was startled.
【Fuck! 】
There was no scary Yasha face on the bed, nor any ugly monsters, only a mummy on it.Brown, wrinkled, shriveled, like a skeleton wrapped in skin.
The softer the bed covered with silk and satin, the more beautiful it is, the more ugly this mummy is.
But this mummy was still alive, his three eyes, which were the same size as copper bells, were very cloudy, but they turned and looked outside the moment the curtain was lifted, just in time to meet Gu Yunchu's gaze.
The mummy seemed to be extremely tired. He opened his eyes for a while and then closed them tiredly.
The sixth princess took out a handkerchief and wiped the tears from the corners of the three eyes.
"Miss Gu, do you think my father is still alive?"
Gu Yunchu stood in place and looked at the mummy on the bed, and subconsciously said a word in his mind: There is no cure, no cure, just wait for death!
[This is the king?I remember this is Rakshasa Kingdom, not Egypt, right? 】
System younger sister: [Anyway, you still have breath, try to rescue it? 】
Gu Yunchu died fish eyes, 【It’s impossible to save me, but I can sell a few copies of The Making of Mummies to Raksha Kingdom. 】
Of course, this was just her complaint, facing the eyes of the sixth princess and the eldest prince, she said.
"Your Highness, could you tell me about the cause and effect?"
According to the conversation she eavesdropped on earlier, the Sixth Princess came up with the idea of asking her to help cure the disease because she killed the bird demon. So there should be some inevitable connection between the two, right?
The eldest prince sighed.
"This matter has to start from half a year ago..."
Following the eldest prince's explanation, Gu Yunchu understood.
This matter has to start with a dream that the king of the Raksha Kingdom had half a year ago.A peerless beauty appeared in the dream, how beautiful is it?Gu Yunchu thought about his big green face, and decisively put away his curiosity.
In short, the king and this beauty were chasing each other in their dreams, playing a game of chasing me, and if you catch me, I will give you hehehe.Then she was turned into a red wave overnight, and the mandarin ducks were neck-to-neck.
That's right, what King Rakshasa had was a erotic dream.Still a hot spring dream.
I had such a dream for three consecutive days, and a mysterious mark appeared on my chest. King Rakshasa thought it was a good thing, and was very proud of it. He felt that his dream was extraordinary, so he boasted to his courtiers that he had met a goddess and fell into a dream .
All the courtiers were still pointing at him to pay wages, so they also praised how wise and handsome the king was, which attracted the goddess in the sky to meet King Rakshasa at night.The Rakshasa King was so beautiful that the snot bubbled out.
But gradually, as the days went by, the king of the Raksha Kingdom discovered to his horror that his waist seemed to be failing, and later on, he could still turn upside down in his dreams, but in reality he was a complete eunuch!
Can the Goddess dream make people into eunuchs?
This must not be possible!
Bewildered by the beauty, the king of the Raksha Kingdom began to wake up a little bit. He tried his best to refuse in the dream, but unfortunately it didn't work. Even though he tried his best to protect his body, he was finally succeeded by the woman in the dream.
And he seemed to be drained of energy, becoming weaker and weaker.Kidney deficiency developed into weak legs, and walking became a problem.
He didn't dare to delay any longer, and began to summon the high school experts to save his life. The experts preliminarily concluded that this should be a female ghost who can dream and absorb people's energy.They showed their abilities, but found themselves powerless.
So half a year later, the fat king of the Raksha Kingdom was sucked into a bamboo pole from the water tank in the kitchen.He was one breath away from dying on the spot.
This is also the reason why the sixth princess wanted to find Gu Yunchu. In the past six months, she had already looked for all the experts she could find, and all of them returned in vain.Finally, one who seemed to have some supernatural powers appeared, so she had to go to the doctor in a hurry.
To be honest, it is really weird that the king of a country is half dead because of having sex dreams.
In the expectant eyes of the sixth princess, Gu Yunchu stepped forward, her petite stature made her have to step slightly to feel the pulse of the mummy king, her eyes were serious and serious.The younger sister of the system couldn't help asking.
【Do you see anything? 】
Gu Yunchu said deeply.
[I see, this female ghost must not understand what sustainable development is.No matter what... You can't grab a wool and squeeze it hard! 】
System sister: ...
Gu Yunchu said that she doesn't know medical skills, so she really doesn't know medical skills. She pretends like this, but it's just to give herself some time to think.She is thinking about what to do now.
The system sister is puzzled.
[Did you forget the card you drew out earlier? 】
The reason why the female ghost is so difficult is because she can fall into a dream, and the strange people summoned by the Raksha Kingdom cannot harm the person in the dream, but Gu Yunchu is different, the nightmare Freddy is the evil ghost in the dream, Just go straight into the dream and beat up that female ghost?
Gu Yunchu looked down at the shriveled old king on the bed.
[So, you are still too sweet, the biggest question now is, do you know how many people want this old king to live, and how many people want this old king to die? 】
The younger sister of the system was taken aback: [What do you mean? 】
Gu Yunchu patiently explained. [Not to mention anything else, just say that in this hall, maybe the sixth princess wants to save the king, but are you sure the eldest prince wants to save the old king?Don't forget, the eldest prince just said that after the old king turned into a mummy, he was the one who supervised the country. 】
Supervising the country is not something everyone can do. Perhaps after the death of the old king, he can immediately become the new king of the Raksha country.
Gu Yunchu can be sure that when the sixth princess suggested to let her take a look, the eldest prince was actually not that happy and active, obviously.In this kind of court power struggle, family ties are sometimes very fragile.
The younger sister of the system was startled: [Then...then what should we do? 】
Gu Yunchu thought about it.He looked up at the sixth princess and the eldest prince.
"Although I don't know how to cure diseases and save lives, I do know some tricks to dream. Your Highness..."
The sixth princess interrupted her and said firmly.
"Miss Gu, as long as you can save my father, I will definitely reward you, whether it's gold, silver, jewelry, power or status, it doesn't matter!"
The eldest prince glanced over Gu Yunchu's green face and smiled.
"That's right, Miss Gu just try, no matter if it succeeds or not, with this kindness, I will definitely not treat her poorly."
Gu Yunchu blinked and smiled.
"If this is the case, then I will not be polite. Looking at my attire, the two highnesses must know that I am not from the Raksha country. I originally came from the Central Plains and wandered here unintentionally. So if I cure Your Majesty , then I hope the Raksha Kingdom can send me back to the Central Plains."
The younger sister of the system is puzzled: [Didn't you say that we are caught in a court struggle?Wouldn't it be nice to give a choice so quickly?And the old king seems to be weaker than the eldest prince. 】
After all, the old king was lying in bed half dead.
[First, one's conscience will ache.Second, I thought about it later and realized that I actually had no choice. 】
Gu Yunchu said helplessly.
【It may be a bit narcissistic to say so, but do you think the eldest prince will be willing to arrange a boat to let me go back to the Central Plains? 】
Although I also yearned for Prince Charming when I was a child, but a Prince Charming with a heart guard on his chest?
No date, prince, I don't make a date!
Sure enough, the smile on the face of the eldest prince shrank slightly when he heard Gu Yunchu's request.
"The Central Plains is thousands of miles away. Drifting on the sea is full of dangers, and you are close to death? Since Miss Gu has come to my Raksha country, if you don't want to stay here with peace of mind, why worry about returning home?"
Gu Yunchu politely smirked.It just means that the country is hard to leave.
The sixth princess glanced at Brother Wang, and then promised Gu Yunchu.
"As long as you can save my father, these are not problems."
Gu Yunchu smiled more sincerely. "With His Highness's words, I'm relieved. Then it's not too late. I'll start exorcising ghosts tonight."
The younger sister of the system reminded: [The eldest prince seems to be unhappy.Will he secretly make the stumbling block not give you a boat? 】
Gu Yunchu's smile widened: [Wouldn't it be better, no reward after treatment?Then wouldn't I be able to snatch the ship in a fair manner? 】
If it weren't for her conscience, she would have sneaked a boat across the sea long ago, why would she be so dawdling?
In the middle of the night, the full moon hangs high.
Gu Yunchu walked along the corridor and couldn't help but look at the moon in the sky.It's rare to understand why the ancients liked to be homesick to the moon.
Because the moon is the only one, you can see it no matter where you are, at this time, perhaps Ao Yan also saw this full moon, right?
She didn't cherish her friend's beauty in the prosperous age on weekdays, but only now did she realize that she regretted it, let alone Ao Yan's handsome face. Hu Du seems to reveal a different kind of beauty!
Autumn is coming, I hope she can go back and celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival with her friends.
Gu Yunchu looked away, walked slowly into the side hall, and lay down on the bed prepared by the palace people.Then the person who led the way led the rest of the people back, because Miss Gu said that no outsiders should be present when she casts the spell.
Of course, this is just an excuse.Under the flickering candlelight, the little green-skinned monster on the bed began to slowly disappear, and finally the bed was empty.
Inside the inner hall with the doors and windows closed, it was as bright as day at this moment.
There were constant footsteps.It was as if someone was running for his life.
"No...no, please forgive me!"
A shrill female voice laughed.
"What is your majesty talking about? I just want to be happy with your majesty."
Behind the pillar, a strange woman with burns all over her body, wearing a striped sweater and a top hat was groping herself with her head down.
Pockmarked and messy, she thought the green skin was ugly enough, but compared with the new skin, the Horror Gardener's skin was as smooth as a peeled egg.
But most importantly. [Tongtong, look at my face, is it a little lacking? 】
She took out the glazed mirror to take a picture of herself, and immediately put the mirror away in a horrible way.
It's okay to see that she has burn marks all over her body at the moment, but the disappearance of her two lips without a trace is too much, isn't it?Although she is very confident about her big white teeth, she is not yet ready to show off to everyone!
Touch your eyes again, okay.There are no eyebrows or eyelids!
May I ask, is it still too late to learn the technique of drawing eyebrows from sister Liu Wumei, the goddess of childhood? !
System sister: [Cough... After all, the character of Nightmare Freddy was burned to death, so don't be too particular about it, at least the nose wasn't burned into a lump, right?Just... just use it as you go. 】
Gu Yunchu: ... Then you can really make do with it.
Gu Yunchu lowered her head and moved her right hand. Her right hand seemed to have grown a steel glove from the flesh, and added sharp steel claws more than ten centimeters long to each finger.She reached out and poked at the pillar, as if she had poked into the tofu.
Gu Yunchu thought deeply.
This is the weapon of Nightmare Freddy. I won't say whether it is useful or not, but she'd better pay attention in the future, and don't subconsciously try to pick out her ears, and accidentally poke her brains out.
But now it was mission time, Gu Yunchu didn't check how ugly this card was, but poked his head out and looked at the two people outside.
At this moment, the arrangement of the inner hall is very similar to the one seen during the day, but somewhat different. This is normal, because this is the dream of the old king, and it is impossible to restore the reality one by one in the dream scene.
But to Gu Yunchu's surprise, in the dream, the old king didn't look like a mummy, but a chubby body, really like a kitchen water tank turned into a spirit.
And the 'beauty' who was chasing him was a woman with white face and long fangs, she was smiling fiercely, chasing after the old king, like a hungry wolf chasing a fat pig.
Seemingly tired of playing, the woman appeared in front of the old king with a teleportation.
"Your Majesty, we've already played, let's go to rest tonight!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the big bed moved over by itself, and as she stretched out her hand to push, the old king fell on the bed.
The old king clutched his skirt, crying like a 200-jin girl.
"Yulan, no... no... please... let me go! As long as you let me go, I will promise you anything you want!"
The woman named Yu Lan bullied her, her eyes full of malice.
"What is your majesty saying about this? I am not the kind of woman who is greedy for money and profit. I, from the very beginning, only want to be a loving couple with your majesty."
The old king cried bitterly, loving couples can, but they can't murder their husbands!
Seeing that the woman was about to lift her clothes.The old king clenched his skirt and shouted in panic.
"Come on! Come on, help! Help!"
Yulan giggled sharply.
"You are so cute and silly, haven't you gotten used to it yet? Call, call, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you."
"Huh? Who called me?"
A figure fell from the sky, and with a wave of sharp claws, half of the big bed was immediately torn apart, and the fat old king in the dream immediately rolled down to the ground like a rolling gourd.
Startled, Yulan quickly backed away, angrily looking at the strange woman who spoiled her good deeds.
"Where did you come from?!"
The strange woman tilted her head.
"Didn't you call me out?"
Yulan was stunned.
"I'm calling you?"
"correct."
The strange woman is touching her chest gracefully with her right hand.
"Introduce yourself, my name is Broken Throat."
Yulan choked.Then react immediately.
"Okay, you deliberately amuse me!"
As soon as she raised her hand, a table was thrown towards the strange woman.
"These days, you can amuse others, but why can't I amuse you? Anyway, my entertainment is healthier than yours, right? There are more pornography, and you are not afraid of kidney deficiency!"
Gu Yunchu waved his claws, and the table immediately fell apart.Then she quickly rushed towards Yulan, swiping her sharp claws fiercely.
Yu Lan couldn't dodge in time, her arm was instantly scratched with bloodstains, causing her to gasp in pain.She looked at Gu Yunchu in shock.
"You can actually hurt me in your dream?!"
Gu Yunchu waved his paw again.
"You know how to perform such a high-end operation with a man sleeping in your dreams. I just gave you a paw. Don't be so surprised, right?"
Yu Lan came to a donkey roll in a panic.Throw a brass lamp holder over it.
"Who the hell are you?"
Gu Yunchu sideways dodged, and snorted coldly when he heard this.
"It's easy to talk about, I'm not talented, it's Thrushbird, Mao Wumei, whoever you are, you have the ability to make a name for yourself."
System sister: [...Mao Wumei, Liu Wumei, you belong to the moon landing, right? 】
Gu Yunchu was blunt and angry: [What's the matter, anyway, I really don't have eyebrows! 】
Who knew that Yulan blurted out.
"Your surname is Mao?"
Then she looked at the strange woman in front of her, and asked suddenly.
"What do you have to do with Little Donkey and Paraquat Little Green?"
Gu Yunchu's expression changed.pretending to be surprised.
"You know my two sisters?"
While speaking, her eyes were fixed on the woman named Yulan.The Raksha country is so far away from the Central Plains, how does this woman know her vest?You must know that she is not a vest spirit, she just used these two vests to tease that Yin Baicheng.
Even though she killed the old locust tree that day, Yin Baicheng, as a ghost, had fled long ago.Both Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan are sure that Yin Baicheng is not dead.Is this woman...
Yu Lan didn't answer, but gave the old king a cold look.Speak harshly at Gu Yunchu.
"Anyway, this guy is useless. If you want to save it, I'll leave it to you. But remember, I will report the shame of today."
"Hey! Wait."
As soon as Gu Yunchu heard that she was going to run, he hurried over, facing Yulan with his right hand, it was a black tiger digging out his heart. Although he failed to do so, it seemed that he had scratched a layer of illusion.
Yu Lan's figure swayed like water ripples, she turned into a slender and beautiful girl after shedding her white face and fangs.Then her figure disappeared.
Gu Yunchu retracted his paw, smelled the blood on it carefully, and said in a low voice.
[The taste of the underworld. 】
After the last trip to Lanruo Temple, she remembered this smell firmly, this cold, earthy smell...it's unmistakable, it's the smell of the underworld!
That Yulan is probably related to Yinbaicheng!
Gu Yunchu put down his hand, and then looked at the shivering old king.Stretching out his claws, he directly tore the clothes on the old king's chest.
"You... let me go? If you want a man, I will immediately call the young and strong men in the country to choose for you! I just ask you to let me go!"
The old king desperately begged for mercy.
Could it be that his innocence and fate are doomed today?
You...don't come here!
The corners of Gu Yunchu's eyes twitched slightly.
"What are you thinking?!"
She doesn't have such a heavy taste!
Looking at the cinnabar red mark on his chest, Gu Yunchu raised his paw, and with a light swipe, it seemed as if something was broken, and the mark instantly disappeared with the wind.
[As expected of Zika, although Nightmare Freddy is a bit ugly, he has nothing to say about the control of the dream! 】
Gu Yunchu gave this game a thumbs up with rare satisfaction.
"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I'm here to help you out of the sea of suffering. Now, that woman won't come to you again."
When the old king heard this, he touched his body in disbelief to make sure that the mark was gone, and he immediately burst into tears of gratitude.Probably because the experience of being too close to death has given him too much psychological shadow, he has no airs at the moment.Thank you again and again to Gu Yunchu.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, this fairy..."
The old king wanted to say Xiangu, but he didn't know what he saw, so he changed his words immediately.
"Thank you Master for helping me out of the sea of suffering, Amitabha, I will definitely eat fast and chant Buddha in the future, avoid lust and greed!"
Gu Yunchu looked confused and thanked her for accepting, but what the hell is calling her a mage?What is Amitabha doing to her?
"Why do you call me a mage?"
The old king looked up hesitantly.
"This... aren't you a mage?"
Gu Yunchu looked up along his line of sight, but saw nothing. For some reason, she vaguely had some terrible guesses.
【all……】
The system sister said vaguely.
[This... I said it before, Freddy was burned to death. Although you are a woman, you have breasts and ass after sexual transformation, but there are certain things that should not be, or... cough cough, no of. 】
Gu Yunchu's face was expressionless. 【for example? 】
System younger sister: [Just... certain hairs, such as leg hair, foot hair, oh, and chest hair, etc. As a little fairy, it's better not to have these, right? 】
Gu Yunchu finally understood something, and stretched out her hand to touch her head. Because she was not used to wearing a top hat, the little black top hat that Nightmare Freddy brought had fallen off at some point, and when she touched it, she only felt a bald patch. .
That's right, Nightmare Freddy, he's bald, and after the trait, she's still bald.
Gu Yunchu felt like leaves falling in the autumn wind.
[I'm on a horse... bald? 】
The system sister hurriedly said.
[Calm down, calm down, you haven't experienced it, have you?Think about the white-haired woman...]
Gu Yunchu was screaming in his heart.
[But no matter how bald the white-haired woman is, she's still a little bald, this time she's not at all! 】
Not at all, not a hair, really.
And because of the burns, she is not only bald, but also a bald, lumpy, and not round at all!
Baldy!What a terrible word this word is for a beautiful girl in her youth!
When she was a white-haired woman, people said she was bald, and she could argue that she had at least a little white hair, but now... she really has no hair.There is no hair follicle at all!
No matter how ugly the statue she made before, at least her lips, eyelids, and hair were arranged for the wall-painting goddesses, but a company as big as yours took her 100 taels of gold and gave her one of these?
Take away the hair that a beautiful girl needs to live?
Grass mud horse, refund your money!
Gu Yunchu put back the Horror Gardener Card again, cursing that he would never use this purple card again!
Then she went out of the side hall, and was about to find someone to say that her mission was completed, and hurriedly prepared the big ship to take her away thousands of miles away.In the end, there was no one outside the hall.
No, there was still one person, the eldest prince was standing on the veranda, quietly looking at the moon, the fur on his chest fluttered slightly in the night wind.If a girl from the Raksha Kingdom read it, she would probably be overwhelmed by the handsome and masculine look of the eldest prince.
But Gu Yunchu couldn't appreciate it.said coldly.
"Is your highness still up so late?"
The eldest prince turned his head.
"Yes, I'm waiting for Miss Gu."
Gu Yunchu: "Wait for me? How can I let His Highness wait for me like this at night?"
The eldest prince looked at Gu Yunchu affectionately with his copper-bell-sized eyes: "Miss Gu is a smart person, don't you know why I am?"
Gu Yunchu, who was already in a bad mood, became a little impatient.
"Then I really don't know."
The eldest prince was silent for a while, and then spoke.
"My people told me that the mark on the father's chest has disappeared. It seems that Miss Gu is indeed a powerful expert. I naturally hope that the father will get better soon, but not now."
The eldest prince walked towards Gu Yunchu and said affectionately.
"As long as my father sleeps for a few more days, as long as there are a few more days, I will become the new king. At that time, I will become the king, Yunchu, you... how about being my queen? I really love you Yes, I promise, if you follow me, I will never let you suffer any grievances in the future!"
vomit~
Gu Yunchu was disgusted.In desperation, Ao Yan also called her Yunchu a few times, which naturally made her feel no resistance at all, but the guy in front of him looked at him with that kind of eyes and called him Yunchu, but Gu Yunchu only felt disgusted. Open the door, disgusting home!
She raised her head and smirked at the eldest prince.
"Your Highness, I'm just a commoner, I can't bear it."
Seeing her like this, the eldest prince thought she was moved, and reached out to grab Gu Yunchu's hand.
"Of course you can afford it. Your beauty and talent are enough to be my queen."
Enough to be queen?
Think she is rare?
Gu Yunchu held his breath just now because he got up because of baldness, but now the fire in his heart is burning more and more.The smile on his face widened even more.
"Really? But what if I say that my face is not my real face?"
As she spoke, her body shape changed rapidly, and she returned to her original appearance.
Almond-eyed water eyes blinked at the astonished eldest prince.Pretending to say.
"Your Highness, do you still think I'm beautiful?"
The eldest prince's eyes widened, as if the Central Plains people saw the painted skin ghost tore off the beauty's skin and turned into a monster with blue face and fangs.
"It's... a monster! Come on! Come on!"
He was terrified by Gu Yunchu's 'ugly appearance', and ran out in a hurry, shouting for people while running, but he dismissed them beforehand, this time it could be regarded as shooting himself in the foot.
Gu Yunchu happened to be angry and had nowhere to vent it, so he immediately giggled and ran after the eldest prince with the hem of his skirt imitating Yulan's appearance before.
"Your Highness, Your Highness, why are you running? Didn't you say you like me? Come here soon, let's play together!"
The eldest prince: "Ah, don't come here!"
If he screamed, Gu Yunchu would be really happy, the depression in his heart would dissipate, and instead he would laugh frantically.
"Hee hee, Your Highness, don't run away, you don't want me to be wronged, no matter what you say!"
"Your Highness, you said you wanted me to be the queen. I believe it."
Afterwards, Gu Yunchu relied on the card fusion mode to improve his physical fitness, and appeared in front of the eldest prince with a jump, and grabbed his collar.Putting his "ugly and terrifying like a yaksha" face in front of the eldest prince, he revealed a witch-like grin.
"Your Highness, you can't escape from my palm. The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, why don't we... rest in peace?"
As he spoke, he pursed his lips on purpose, as if he wanted to kiss her.
Seeing that ugly little cherry mouth like a pig's mouth was about to kiss his handsome face, the eldest prince couldn't bear it anymore, he screamed out of his invisible face, and was so frightened that he rolled his eyes and fainted past.
"Heh, how dare a fool like this dare to miss me? See if I can scare you to death!"
Gu Yunchu sneered, stopped his greasy movements, threw the eldest prince on the ground like garbage, and kicked him angrily.
Just then, a hesitant voice came from in front of her.
"Gu... Miss?"
Gu Yunchu raised his head subconsciously, and saw Ao Yan standing in the garden in front of him at some point. Under the moonlight, this handsome male dragon was looking at her with a complicated expression.I don't know how long I watched it.
Gu Yunchu: ...
Although she still missed Ao Yan to Yue before, but sister Moon, you don’t have to be so responsive. Of course, if you are really so effective, I hope to shine the light of this miracle on Vladi’s bald head, please. .
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