Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Although the younger sister of the system deliberately teased Gu Yunchu's words, it has to be said that the current Gu Yunchu has indeed received a lot of special treatment in this small fishing village because of his green skin's "prosperous beauty".

Gu Yunchu's own appearance is not unattractive, and she is not a beautiful person who does not know it. On the contrary, she knows the advantages of her appearance better than anyone else. Lie candy to eat.But it doesn't stop there.

There are countless beautiful people in the world, not to mention those big stars, internet celebrities or amazing passer-by ladies in the previous life, but in the world of Liaozhai, there is also a very high content of beauties. Gu Yunchu is mixed among those beauties with their own merits , it does not seem to be special.

Naturally, she would never have imagined that one day she would be "beautiful and earth-shattering".

In just a cup of tea, she just walked down the village road for a while, and then sat at Dachun's house, but the terrifying gardener's "prosperous beauty" detonated the entire small fishing village.

The whispering and chirping sounds outside have never stopped.And there is a growing drive, which is the result of other people calling for friends. Dachun's small yard surrounded by a simple fence has probably never had so many people visiting at the same time.

"Okay, this girl looks really good."

"Like a fairy in the sky."

"Look at those little eyes, they are black and shiny, just as beautiful as the carapace of a dung beetle!"

"That big nose, I dream of having one!"

"And that mouth, those teeth, like a shark, are so beautiful now, I don't know how beautiful it will be when I smile!"

"Which country is this from? It looks the same as our Raksha people, except that the skin and hair are green. It looks a bit awkward."

"What's so awkward about this, you old woman is too earthy, don't you think that such green skin and green hair are more...exotic...exotic?!"

"Exactly! This is a standard exotic beauty. Very foreign!"

A group of simple and honest villagers stood in the yard and peeked at Gu Yunchu who was sitting in the main room through the small window with curious eyes.But no one dared to talk to her, even when Gu Yunchu inadvertently raised his eyes to meet their gaze, this group of honest men and women blushed and quickly looked away.Even the old grandparents in their seventies and eighties seem to have become shy young men and young daughter-in-laws at this moment.

Some other industrious and hospitable villagers not only took a peek, but then rushed home to get some bacon and salted fish. The family took out a little, and the accumulation of a small amount would be great.

So the kitchen of Dachun's house was much more lively than usual, and in the blink of an eye, several dishes of delicious dishes were placed on Gu Yunchu's table.Hot and fragrant.

Gu Yunchu should have been flattered to receive such treatment, but because of the difference in aesthetics, she really couldn't understand how much the villagers loved her "prosperous beauty".

Thinking of the ugly dwarf-like image of the Horror Gardener, and looking at the crowded villagers outside the window, a slogan popped up in her mind.

Watch monkeys in a civilized way, but don't feed them.

[Sure enough, not everyone can afford the treatment of a big star flashlight. 】

It is rare for a socially aggressive person like Gu Yunchu to feel cramped.

In the end, the fact that a beautiful green-skinned exotic beauty was taken here by a lecherous fish demon even alarmed the village head of the small fishing village. After being warmly entertained and surrounded by a group of curious villagers, Gu Yunchu finally finished eating. lunch.

Dachun's house was surrounded by people from the village. In the main room, Gu Yunchu sat opposite the old village chief, but Dachun's family stood outside the door unknowingly.

In the words of Dachun's parents, they had never seen such a beautiful girl. Facing the pretty face with small eyes, hooked nose and shark's mouth, they felt ashamed of themselves and were shy when they spoke.

But the parents didn't go in, so Dachun and his younger siblings naturally couldn't go in, so they could only look at the exotic beauties in the house like the villagers.

Inside the house, the old village head suddenly regained his spirits after hearing Gu Yunchu's words.

"I didn't expect Miss Gu to come from the country. When I was young, I also heard that traveling [-] miles to the west is the Central Plains. It has a vast territory, vast land and abundant resources. It is not as effective as our Rakshasa. I have always yearned for it. But I don’t want to see the people of Shangguo today!”

The so-called Shangguo is a respectful title for a great country.

In this era when most villagers don't even know much about their own country, the old village head can be regarded as knowledgeable if he can know this.

Finding himself in a foreign country, Gu Yunchu, who was at a loss, was pleasantly surprised when he heard that the old village head knew the location of the Central Plains, but before she could speak, he heard the old village head yearn again.

"When I was young, I also heard that the people there looked very strange, and they were very different from our Raksha people. I thought about what kind of strange method it was, but I didn't expect to see it today, it was a girl like that. A person as beautiful as a fairy descending to earth! Sure enough, Zhong Ling Liuxiu is the Shang Kingdom. I really want to go to the Central Plains to see it!"

The old village head looked like he wanted to fly to the Central Plains immediately and meet the high-quality human men and women all over the street.

Although the old village head said good words, Gu Yunchu's body froze when he heard it, and the images of all the beautiful lands in the Central Plains flashed in his mind, and groups of green-skinned goblins laughed wretchedly at her.

[...I always feel as if I have inadvertently discredited the image of the Central Plains people. 】

Gu Yunchu quickly explained to the old village chief.

"Although I am from the Central Plains, I am not from the Central Plains. They look very different from me."

She wasn't lying, after all, the Horror Gardener wasn't even a human being.

The old village chief then asked curiously.

"Then what do real Central Plains people look like?"

The first thing Gu Yunchu thought of was Ao Yan's handsome appearance in human form.But then she thought of the inversion of aesthetics between the two countries. After thinking about it, she chose to depict several typical faces of the public.

But obviously, the faces of ordinary people in her eyes are still the ugly ones in Raksha Country.

The old village head and the villagers watching in the yard were all shocked. The old village head was okay, at least he didn't say anything in person, but the villagers outside couldn't help discussing in whispers.

All the dignified people in the kingdom are so ugly?

Although there are quite a few of them with a nose, two eyes and a mouth, but what are almond eyes?What is Peach Blossom Eye?The bigger the big eyes, the better. The ones as big as copper bells are the most beautiful. The small eyes are just like this green-skinned beauty, with narrow eyes and black pupils, which is called beauty. What's so good about a dung ball?

The mouth must have a big mouth, the bigger the better, the mouth is big and eats all directions, like this green-skinned beauty, the mouth is like a shark, so it is beautiful and magnificent.If the mouth is so big that it can't even swallow two eggs at the same time, the belly is big and the mouth is small, like a gourd with a narrow mouth, so petty, how ugly it is!

And that nose, or collapsed to nothing, delicate!Or it is a little smaller, but there are two or three noses, exquisite!Or just like this green-skinned beauty, with a big hooked nose, big nostrils, gorgeous!There is only one nose, which is not too big or small, which is uglier than no nose!

A steady stream of discussions went down the window into Gu Yunchu's sharp green ears.

The younger sister of the system was silent for a while: [... I always feel that you clarify like this... It seems that you are still inadvertently discrediting the image of the Central Plains people. 】

Gu Yunchu, who really wanted to establish a positive image of the Central Plains people: ...

The old village chief silently ignored his curiosity about the appearance of the Central Plains people, and turned his attention to Gu Yunchu.

"I feel sorry for Miss Gu who has been living here with us. These days, Miss Gu can live in peace with us, but our Luocha Kingdom is far away from the Central Plains. It’s better to plan early.”

Gu Yunchu smiled at the kindness of the old village chief.

"It doesn't matter, I have a way about how to go back..."

As she spoke, she subconsciously wanted to touch the jade pendant on her waist.Although she can't fly to the sky, but with the Panlong Jade Pendant given by Ao Yan, she can naturally contact Ao Yan with that jade dragon. What could be faster than a dragon friend to take her across the sea?

But in the middle of her words, she stopped.

Her Beaulieu Jade Pendant... seems to have disappeared?

Gu Yunchu frowned and groped around.

When preparing for the character card, the clothes of the character card will replace the clothes she wears, but the objects on the body are still there. Usually, some of the clothes of the character card have pockets on the outside, and some are for aesthetics. There will be hidden pockets, and the broken silver that she originally held on her body and the small mirror next to her body will appear in these pockets.It will not disappear with its own clothes.

After turning into a horror gardener, she is wearing a green top and pants, covered with a green apron, very ordinary gardener dress.And the jade pendant should have been hanging on the waistband of the trousers, but now, it's gone!

Gu Yunchu hurriedly stood up.

"Old man, I found that my things seem to be lost, please excuse me for the time being, I have to look for it!"

That jade pendant is not only a tool for sending messages, but also a gift from Ao Yan, how can one lose a gift from a good friend at will.What's more, the Panlong Jade Pendant is priceless!

The green-skinned exotic beauty hurried out of the door, and the villagers subconsciously moved out of the way, and saw her running out barefoot.

The weird clothes on her body did not affect her beauty, the long shit green hair that danced with the running, and the petite and stocky figure were so cute.Even the naked green feet are exciting.

At this time, the old village chief came out.

"What are you still doing in a daze? Miss Gu lost something, everyone go and find it for her! Let her such a weak girl go to work, why don't you just watch?"

The villagers came to their senses, said yes again and again, and hurriedly followed.For a while, the mermaids in the small fishing village stopped hunting and weaving nets, and found a jade pendant they hadn't seen before in a lively manner on the beach.Some people even suggested that Gu Yunchu, a 'delicate beauty', should go and rest on the sidelines.

Sister System looked at this group of diligent villagers, and said heartbroken like an old pedant.

[Beautiful colors are detrimental to the country, beauty is detrimental to the country! 】

'Beauty hurts the country' Gu Yunchu: ...

Although the villagers enthusiastically helped to find it together, in the end, the beach was almost turned over, and no one could find the jade pendant that Gu Yunchu had drawn.Gu Yunchu sighed, knowing that the possibility of finding it near here is actually not very high. She probably lost that jade pendant when she was fighting with that big catfish in the deep sea.

In this way, the way to send the letter to Ao Yan seems to be impossible.

The system sister said worriedly.

[Then what are you going to do?Why don't you just prepare for the Horror Granny card and swim back? 】

Gu Yunchu's mouth twitched when he heard this.

[The Central Plains is 6000 miles away from Rakshasa Kingdom, you want me to swim back?You are simply more terrifying than the elementary school student who miscalculated the answer and forced the old lady to run at a speed of [-] meters per second. I am an old man, so let me go! 】

The system sister is curious.

【Then what can you do? 】

Gu Yunchu: [There is no good way, but there is a stupid way. I want to go to the city to see if there is a ship that is willing to take me back to the Central Plains. 】

Even if it will take a long time, she can't think of any better way at the moment. Anyway, it's better than what the system sister said, let her swim back directly, right?After soaking in the sea for so long, I'm not afraid to make the poor old lady lose her hair!

So tonight Gu Yunchu slept temporarily at Dachun's house, and got up the next morning to say goodbye.

She didn't know why, she had lived in caves, tree caves, and dilapidated temples and bridges before, but she couldn't get used to sleeping in the soft beds in foreign countries, and she tossed and turned all night thinking about going back.

I don't know how Ao Yan is doing now, he went out to have a good time, lost his friend, his temper, I'm afraid he will blame himself.

Dachun, who was still actively preparing breakfast, was taken aback for a moment.Then the smile turned bitter.

"You're leaving? So soon?"

The younger sister of the system teased that she didn't think it was a big deal.

[Look at you, you are so beautiful and murderous, now people's heart is hung on your big nose, but you are going to leave after patting your green ass? 】

Gu Yunchu: ...

What can she do?She is also desperate.

Although hurting the pure heart of a young man would make people feel a little guilty, but Gu Yunchu looked at the handsome young man with three eyes on his face and four breasts in front of him, and then thought about his real appearance.She still pretended not to see Dachun's strangeness.nodded.

"Yes, I am going to the city to see if there is a big ship to take me back."

I'm sorry, young man, she's just an ugly girl wearing the "beauty skin" of the Horror Gardener, an extremely ugly me with willow-leaf eyebrows, apricot-pit eyes, and a cherry mouth. How can I love you with four breasts and three eyes?Such a cross-border relationship, you should end it early!

Dachun's eye circles were reddish, he lowered his head and said in a muffled voice.

"This... This is indeed a solution. You are here, no matter how anxious we are, we can't help you. But the nobles in the city are different. I heard that some of the nobles' boats have their sails up and are even several stories high. This is the only way. Only a large ship can sail across the ocean.”

He said sadly to himself, as if he wanted to convince himself, and finally looked at Gu Yunchu reluctantly.

"But...don't be in a hurry, right? Anyway, you stay and eat your breakfast, okay?"

Obviously the three eyes really didn't fit Gu Yunchu's aesthetics, but when she saw the reddish three eyes, she still had a pang of conscience and nodded.

News from the small village circulated so quickly that everyone in the village knew that Gu Yunchu was leaving almost as soon as she had breakfast.Some reluctantly bid farewell, while others reluctantly wanted to stay.Talking in a hurry.

"That's enough, that's enough. It's hard to leave the country. The girl is living here with us. The sooner you can go back, the better. This is a good thing!"

The old village head stood up and glared at the remaining villagers, telling them to shut up and not to cause trouble for the girls.

Such an exotic beauty, can they keep a small fishing village?

Don't think he doesn't know, these idiots want this girl to marry him as their daughter-in-law, but the key point is, what about the boys in his village?What is the girl like?What a swan wants to eat toad meat.

Such a beautiful girl, even if she doesn't go back to the Central Plains, she will definitely marry a handsome nobleman with a full beard, three noses, a big mouth, and a big chest!

Then the old village chief looked at Gu Yunchu.

"The girl wants to go to the city to find a boat. This is indeed a way, but I'm afraid it's a bit difficult."

Gu Yunchu smiled.

"If it's money, the elderly don't have to worry, I still have some pearls, gold and silver on me."

Unexpectedly, the old village head shook his head.

"That's not what I'm talking about. The girl's appearance is really rare in our world, but she is the beauty of the country. You must know that sometimes, this is not a good thing. Let me say one more thing here. The girl left our fishing village later. To save trouble, it’s best to cover your face, and besides, I’ll let a few strong young men accompany me. Until I send the girl aboard.”

Gu Yunchu was taken aback for a moment, and then realized what the old village chief meant. He was afraid that he would be robbed.

Gu Yunchu: ...I never thought that I would be robbed with this face.

After thinking about it, she accepted the old village chief's suggestion to cover her face, but rejected the old village chief's suggestion to have someone accompany her.The villagers in the small fishing village are not very rich and powerful, they depend on the sky and the sea for their food. The weather is good these days, and going fishing to make a living is the main thing. What's the point of wandering around the city with her?She doesn't want to bother people so much.

In the end, under Gu Yunchu's repeated insistence, the old village head could only give up this idea.But he was really worried, so he said that it happened that the fish demon had been killed yesterday. For a man-eating monster, the fish meat cannot be eaten, but the fish skin, fish bones and fish bones are all good things. Today, Gu Yunchu, a villager, went to the city together I sold it, and the money was just for the girl's fare.She can also protect Gu Yunchu in the city.

Seeing the villagers agreeing, Gu Yunchu sighed, sometimes her luck is very unlucky, but sometimes her luck seems to be very good. Although she is living in a foreign country, she is lucky to meet such a simple villager.

she laughed.

"It's okay to sell it together, but everyone should keep the money that the fish monster got after selling it. It's just a little bit of my favor from everyone."

Seeing that the old village chief was about to speak, she said again.

"Please don't refuse. I'm not the kind of person who slaps my face to make a fat man. I really don't need this money."

In the bustling street market, people from several small fishing villages were guarding the small carts. The huge catfish skeletons and other odds and ends that had been placed on the carts had been sold out, but they hadn't left yet.

After a while, Dachun walked over with a petite girl who was wearing a veiled hat and could not see her face clearly.

People in the small fishing village immediately asked. "How about it?"

Gu Yunchu, who was wearing a veiled hat, shook his head.

"too small."

They just took a trip to the pier here. Although the boats were bigger than those in the small fishing village, they were still too small.

An aunt in a fishing village sighed.

"This town is still not prosperous enough. If you want that kind of big boat that sails across the ocean, I'm afraid you have to go to the capital to find it."

Gu Yunchu nodded.Said he thought so too.After preparing, go to the capital of the Raksha country.

But in this way, she might be separated from the people in the small fishing village.

Those men and aunts in the small fishing village don’t actually have deep feelings for Gu Yunchu, and they are willing to help. The big reason is that they are simple and good people, but at this time, they are still a little sad, after all, such a beautiful foreign beauty , who doesn't like to take a few extra glances?

The past two days have been like a gorgeous dream, and now that I wake up from the dream, I am afraid I will never see such beautiful narrow eyes, pretty hooked nose, and lovely green skin and green hair again.

But they are still very happy. When they are old, they can brag to their children that they have seen peerless beauties before!

The few people in the fishing village looked away regretfully, and were about to pack up and go back. Seeing that Dachun, who had defeated countless guys and snatched the opportunity to come together, was still looking ahead with red circles, they looked at each other knowingly, Dachun's father patted his son on the shoulder.

"Let's go."

Dachun wiped away the tears from his three eyes, and followed him back to the fishing village sullenly. He locked himself in the house, preparing to pay homage to his love that had just sprouted and then died.

But soon he found that there seemed to be something on his window sill. He walked over and found that it turned out to be a round and plump top-quality pearl. No, this is not an ordinary pearl!

Dachun, who grew up by the sea, touched the pearl and found that it was clearly a valuable shark tear!

And there is a leaf under the pearl, which is written crookedly in Raksha Chinese characters with charcoal pencil.

"Thank you."

On the street at this moment, Gu Yunchu muttered.

[Dachun should have seen the meal money I left, right? 】

Because all her previous gold was used to buy pearls, the remaining copper coins and silver coins were really not worthy of the five-star service they gave, so she took out a pearl as the accommodation fee.If it is sold, it should make the life of Dachun's family better!

But what she didn't know was that there was a touching story about Merman's Tears on the coast of Raksha Country. , solemnly rejected him, and at the same time wished him all the best in the future. Poignant love.

then……

Looking at the writing on the leaf, holding the shark tears in his hands, the handsome young man Dachun's three eyes burst into tears, crying himself into a fool.

"She knows...she knows..."

She knew everything, but she didn't dislike him for wanting to eat toad meat. On the contrary, she gave him the incomparably precious mermaid tears, wishing him all the best in the future. How could there be such a kind-hearted girl in the world!

He vowed that he would keep this shark tear well in the future and live hard!