Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

In a side hall of the Dragon Palace, fine luminous pearls are inlaid on the bedposts, the walls emit soft light, and there are several exquisite candlesticks standing in the corners.The Dragon Palace is at the bottom of the water, the light is dim, and the dragon clan is rich, so it is brightly lit most of the time.

When Gu Yunchu woke up in bed, he couldn't tell whether it was day or night for a moment.She only felt thirsty when she got up, so she went to the table and poured a glass of water for herself.She smacked her lips after drinking.

[Dragon Palace really deserves to be a rich family, not only does it not cause headaches if you drink too much Yuquan wine, even the water is sweet! 】

At this moment, the younger sister of the system said quietly.

【You don't remember anything about getting drunk last night, do you? 】

Gu Yunchu was taken aback.What was she doing drunk?

She looked around suspiciously, and suddenly opened her eyes wide, only to see a square sapphire floor tile obviously missing on the ground in the corner by the window!

The water she was drinking suddenly spurted out.

[Isn't it?I was drunk and actually pried the floor tiles off? 】

System sister: [... Don't worry about this, you didn't pry up these floor tiles. 】

Gu Yunchu was relieved when he heard that he didn't do it himself.Hurry up to drool, who would have listened to the indescribable words of the system sister

【Ao Yan pried it for you. 】

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Gu Yunchu almost choked to death on the sip of water he drank.She propped herself up on the table and coughed for a long time before she couldn't believe it.

[Tongtong, I don’t study much, so don’t be a jerk to me, how could Ao Yan come to me and help me pry the floor tiles? ! 】

The younger sister of the system recalled the scene she saw yesterday, and said in a low tone.

[At first, I thought so too. 】

As the only witness to yesterday's theft, sister System told the story of yesterday's events, trying her best to miss every detail.

After finishing speaking, the system also said.

It's not that she didn't remind Gu Yunchu that she was screaming hoarsely at the time, but she still couldn't stop the drunk Gu Yunchu's determination to form male and female thieves with Ao Yan to steal the floor tiles of Dongting Longjun's house.

Hearing this, Gu Yunchu's first reaction was that it was impossible.

She was so drunk that she had no memory of what happened yesterday. Most importantly, how could she do such a stupid and stupid thing? Just listening to her toes almost made a dragon palace, okay? !

[Tongtong, don't tease me, I'm a little worried, so I can't help but tease. 】

It was rare for Gu Yunchu to put on a weak, pitiful and helpless expression.

The younger sister of the system just pointed out coldly.

[The scene of the crime is right there. Could it be that I secretly dug it up in the middle of the night to tease you. 】

This is obviously impossible. After all, as a game system, the younger sister of the system does not have a high degree of freedom in order not to damage the player's game experience. The main program is well designed. Apart from chatting with Gu Yunchu on weekdays, she is just bragging.Where can such high-end movements be done.

Gu Yunchu fell on the bed and covered his face.

【Oh My God!So... so I really partnered with Ao Yan to pry people's floor tiles? ! 】

Is this the scene of the legendary drunk club death?

She could not wait to be reborn and strangle that stupid self to death.

How did she say that her friend's brother is her brother, and stealing her brother's floor tiles is not considered stealing?

The most frightening thing is, what kind of psychology is Ao Yan carrying to pry her brother's floor tiles with her?

Are you kidding her? !It must be to make fun of her, right? !

But then, Gu Yunchu jumped up.

[Fortunately, we only pried off one floor tile, so it’s still too late to put it back in. Don’t tell me, where did I put that brick after I got drunk? 】

As the saying goes, it is not too late.As long as she puts the floor tiles back, she can still minimize the damage caused by this death!

The system sister was silent for a while.

【It seems that you really forgot. Yesterday you said that it was not safe for you to leave that sapphire brick, so you firmly gave that floor tile to Ao Yan.He also told him to hide it well, because the two of you will make a fortune and reach the pinnacle of your life thanks to this brick.Oh, by the way, when Ao Yan asked why he didn’t pry a few more pieces, you warned him very seriously...]

Sister System imitated the tone of Gu Yunchu who was drunk that day, and spoke with great pain. [Ao Yan, one piece is enough, you can't be too greedy to be a dragon! 】

That's right, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan stole the floor tiles from his brother's house, and in the end they taught him not to be too greedy in being a dragon.

Gu Yunchu: ...Suddenly felt that there was nothing in this world worthy of her nostalgia.

But just when the younger sister of the system thought that Gu Yunchu was going to be autistic, she wiped her face, packed up her clothes and walked out.

Dongting Dragon King is considered to be a dragon who prefers human culture, so the Dragon Palace is more suitable for human palaces. An invisible water-proof cover covers most of the palaces of the Dragon Palace and isolates the lake.

Mrs. Long's wife, Chen Miao, likes flowers and plants, so the garden of the Dragon Palace is full of exotic flowers and plants. There are even bees and butterflies flying among the flowers in the underwater Dragon Palace.At this moment, Ao Yan was sitting in front of the jasper table in the garden, drinking the medicinal wine given by his brother alone.

The wine that I don't like very much on weekdays seems to have a different taste after yesterday.

A maid was reporting something to him.

"Are you still sleeping? Then prepare the dishes and wait for her to wake up."

Ao Yan waved his hand and told the maid to go down.Thinking of Gu Yunchu from yesterday, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.

It seems that she was really drunk yesterday, Yan Chixia woke up and had a second round of drinking with her brother, and she was still asleep.

"I've never seen you take care of people so well. He just got drunk and slept a little longer, so you just ask here and there."

Before Dongting Dragon Lord arrived, the teasing voice had already passed.

The smile on Ao Yan's face suddenly subsided, and he looked at his brother with a straight face, and spoke forcefully.

"As the master, it is his duty to take care of the guests. There is no such thing as the master arranging the girl's appearance in private."

"Didn't you start this?"

Dongting Dragon Lord sat down.He poured himself a glass of wine.

"Isn't it because you held that book of mountains and seas all day long before, which made me think that girl Gu looks so weird."

"I didn't know it before, but I told you later that it was the effect of a family-inspired secret technique. You have also seen that she is not only not ugly, but also very...beautiful."

Ao Yan exhorted solemnly.

"Every girl loves beauty. She is kind and likes to take care of injustice. To help others find justice, she would not hesitate to turn into such an ugly appearance. It is a helpless act. Brother, you must not be curious about these things anymore. If you are caught by her Perceived, what should I do?"

Ao Yan thought he was very serious, but Dongting Dragon Lord only listened to what he wanted to hear.Immediately narrowed the road.

"This is the first time I've heard you praise a girl's beauty."

But seeing his younger brother glaring at him, Dongting Dragon Lord waved his hands helplessly.

"Okay, okay, I see, I was just curious for a while, and I don't have to ask the bottom line."

It's really strange, usually he chased Ao Yan's ass and told him, but this was the first time he was taught by this guy.Sure enough, the male dragon who was moved was different from usual, but this stupid dragon was still biting the word "friend".

Afterwards, Dongting Dragon Lord thought of his purpose and said seriously.

"By the way, I came to see you for business."

He put down his drinking glass heavily.

"You deliberately didn't mention it in the letter before. You didn't have time yesterday, but you can't escape today. Tell me clearly, why did you touch the dragon lock ring when you went out this time, and you suffered so much?" Serious internal injury? And the water purification glass beads, where did you throw it? It was stained with a filthy smell? The smell is unbearable!"

Seeing him like this, Ao Yan knew that today he couldn't escape, so he could only hesitantly tell the story of trying to transform a dragon when he was beating Yin Baicheng.

"...I was in a hurry, thinking that it was important to save people, so I touched the dragon lock ring. This is my problem. Brother, don't blame Miss Gu for this."

"Of course I know it's your problem."

Dongting Longjun was so angry that he gave his brother a hard look.

"Don't you know your own problem? You are wearing the body of a sin, wearing a dragon lock ring, and I will take care of you! A good Qiantang Dragon Lord, who can't even go back to the Qiantang River, secretly transforms into a dragon in my dragon palace, and relaxes quickly. That’s considered a blessing from the Heavenly Emperor, but you want to transform into a dragon in the human world, don’t you want to kill yourself?! Are you tired of working, are you going to be strangled into seven or eight sections by the dragon lock ring?!”

Ao Yan refused to accept.

"The situation was urgent..."

"Urgent fart, you are my younger brother, do you think you are a helpless and lonely dragon?"

Dongting Dragon Lord blew his beard and stared, and reached out his hand in anger, and the fine jasper wine glass turned into powder.

"You found out that you can't beat that tree demon and that Yinbai city, won't you run away with those people? Won't you send me a message for help? Your elder brother and me, your sister-in-law Chen Miao, and your Are all the nephews and nieces, nieces, daughters-in-law, nieces and sons-in-law dead? As long as you send a message, we will directly pick up the guy and fly over to help you, so you need to work so hard?!"

Ao Yan was very moved and refused.

After all, not to mention that far water can't quench near thirst, but in terms of force value alone, his elder brother's family is actually not high, and he can't let his elder brother's family get hurt because of his own affairs.

Dongting Dragon Lord frowned.

"The Yin Baicheng is really so powerful?"

Ao Yan only had one comment on this.

"It's definitely not an ordinary monster."

"In this case, then I will help you find out who the Yin Baicheng is, but these days, you must take good care of your injuries and don't run around. As for your water purification glass beads, I have sent them to the center of the lake. After washing, there should be a few days before it can be washed, and your meridians are painful these few days, so you can bear it yourself, and it will also give you a long memory."

Dongting Dragon Lord snorted coldly.

"The best baby, after all, it was left to you by your mother. It was stolen by other dragons last time, and this time it was dirty by ghosts and ghosts! If you give it to Miss Gu as a token of love, I will give it to you." Don't be so angry!"

Ao Yan reiterated again. "How many times have I told you that Ms. Gu and I are just friends..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Gu Yunchu hurriedly running from a distance.Seeing her anxious expression, Ao Yan subconsciously said with concern.

"what happened?"

Just as Gu Yunchu was about to speak, he saw Dongting Dragon Lord sitting on the side.When the words came to his lips, he quickly turned a corner.

"Cough...it's nothing...just asking you about something trivial."

It was only yesterday that the floor tiles were pried off, but Gu Yunchu felt a little guilty when he saw Dongting Dragon Lord today, for fear that he would turn around and yell, "Uncle policeman, it's her!" '

Dongting Dragon Lord didn’t look at his younger brother except when he usually teased his younger brother. His EQ is much higher than his younger brother’s. Seeing Gu Yunchu’s shy and dodgy eyes, he suddenly misunderstood something, smiled and said that he still had something to do, and he had to leave first .

When Gu Yunchu saw Dongting Dragon Lord turn around and leave, he was slightly relieved.Then I asked Ao Yan where is your room, and hurriedly pulled him back to his room, and looked around before closing the door.A guilty expression.

The younger sister of the system even wondered if this guy came to kill the dragon.

Seeing her so mysterious, Ao Yan became more and more puzzled.

"What's the matter?"

"You just committed a heinous crime yesterday, and you forgot it today?"

Gu Yunchu's eyes widened.

"Which floor tile did we pry yesterday?"

Ao Yan suddenly understood, and a smile flashed in his eyes.

"Didn't we say that after we left here, we sold it together? Why do we want it now? Has the situation changed?"

He looked serious on the face, but his eyes were more narrow-minded.

Gu Yunchu blushed.

"What nonsense, then...it's just that we were all drunk yesterday and lost our temper after drinking. How can we take it seriously?"

Ao Yan said seriously.

"But what you said yesterday was very clear. Even after the floor tiles were sold, we settled the bill fifty-fifty. Why did I lose my temper after drinking today? Then my sapphire bricks were pried for nothing?"

Gu Yunchu didn't expect Ao Yan to joke with him, and stared at him with wide eyes.

"You are stupid, these are your brother's floor tiles, do you really plan to sell them and split the bill with me?"

Ao Yan pretended to think about it.

"I think you said it well that day. You are my friend, and my brother is your brother. So it's not a big deal for us to sell a floor tile belonging to our brother."

Gu Yunchu stared at Ao Yan dumbfounded.

[What a noble sentiment this is, is this the legendary 'what's mine is yours' brotherhood in the same pair of pants? 】

System younger sister: ... She just thinks that Ao Yan is such a terrible prodigal son, cheerfully prying the floor tiles together with his friends, not to mention, the friend suddenly wakes up and quits, and he is not happy to get up!

You are so generous, does your brother know?

"You are so generous, does Mr. Dongting know?"

Gu Yunchu asked the sister of the system what was in his heart.

Ao Yan couldn't hold back, and the corner of his mouth hooked slightly.

"My brother's Dragon Palace has more than a dozen main halls alone, dozens of large and small palaces, and thousands of rooms. It's just a floor tile. He probably won't know it."

In short, the family is too rich, just today his brother got angry and smashed a valuable wine glass, lost a floor tile, if no one specifically told his brother, probably his brother would never know about his brother Together with outsiders, he worked hard for a long time just to pry one of his floor tiles.

Gu Yunchu didn't understand at this moment, and looked at Ao Yan in disbelief.

"You actually deliberately made fun of me!"

She knew that Ao Yan would definitely laugh at her, didn't she just come after seeing it?

Because of Ao Yan's smile, Gu Yunchu, who was extremely sensitive at the moment, scratched the ground with his toes, his face was flushed, and his head was smoking.

Originally, she felt guilty for abducting Ao Yan to pry the floor tiles of other people's house. She became angry from embarrassment.She strode forward and grabbed the opponent's collar.

"Hurry up, return the floor tile to me, I'll put it back, let's pretend that this incident never happened, otherwise this incident will spread, I am thick-skinned, I am not afraid of people laughing, you are so thin-skinned, be careful and ashamed Want to die!"

Ao Yan let Gu Yunchu move, looking at her pretty flushed face.Hearing her threat, not only was he not afraid, but he just wanted to laugh.

But seeing Gu Yunchu's shameful and angry appearance, he didn't dare to go too far, and obediently took out the floor tiles hidden in his sleeve.The half-length floor tiles, thanks to Ao Yan's ability to carry things in his sleeves, are able to fit in.

Gu Yunchu shyly stuffed the floor tiles into the glazed mirror, snorted at Ao Yan, then turned around and left in a hurry. After all, what if a maid came in to clean up the room at this time and happened to see the floor tiles in her room missing. What if I fly?

She couldn't say that after she got drunk yesterday, she saw that floor tile was not pleasing to the eye, so she ate it as a biscuit in a fit of anger, right?

Ao Yan stood on the spot, thinking of Gu Yunchu's pretending to be vicious, but actually looking ashamed and indignant as if he was about to throw himself into the well, standing on the spot, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but he couldn't help but his usual cold face.

He left the room in a good mood, but in the blink of an eye, he saw his brother coming out from behind a tree not far away.With an expression of 'I can't think of you being such a dragon'.

"Friend? Huh."

Dongting Dragon Lord exhorted solemnly.

"A friend who hides in the room and whispers during the day, and then runs out from the girl's face with a blushing face? I warn you, Ao Yan, you can like it, but the world values ​​the innocence of the girl's family. You can't just bully her." .”

Ao Yan: ...

He said helplessly.

"You misunderstood, we were just talking normally."

Dongting Dragon Lord snorted.

"Ordinary conversation requires closing the door in broad daylight, and the girl of the ordinary conversation ran out with a face of shame and anger? Can you tell me what kind of ordinary conversation you are talking about?"

Ao Yan wanted to explain, but he opened his mouth and found that he didn't know how to say it.

After all, the matter of prying the floor tiles of my brother's house... Ahem, it's not easy to say it in front of him, that's too strange.

As a result, his silence made Dongting Dragon Lord even more misunderstood.

In the middle of the night, the crescent moon hangs high in the dark night.Two small boats are floating on Dongting Lake. In one small boat, Yan Chixia and Dongting Longjun, two wine lovers, are competing for wine, while in the other small boat, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan are sitting opposite each other.

Yan Chixia took a sip of wine and said with a smile. "Going boating in the middle of the lake and drinking wine against the moon is really interesting."

"I'm in this lake, and I have a drinking buddy. If I'm free today, why don't you go meet with me, and just give him a taste of this delicious wine!"

Dongting Dragon Lord said with a smile.Then when they raised their hands, the boat of the two of them automatically disappeared without wind.

Gu Yunchu didn't know that Dongting Dragon Lord intended to match herself and Ao Yan, because she was still a little awkward facing Ao Yan because of the scene of her death in the daytime.Fortunately, Ao Yan knew what she was thinking, and she was relieved to drink quietly by the side, and the beautiful scenery around made her slowly immersed in it.

Gu Yunchu lay sideways on the side of the boat, gently moving the lake water with his hands, watching the crescent moon and stars reflected on the lake surface shattered into pieces among the rippling water, his heart immediately calmed down.

Only today did she truly understand what it means to be drunk and not to know the sky is in the water, and to be full of dreams to press the galaxy【Note 1】.

At this moment, she suddenly saw a light flashing in the distance, and then jumped up again, dancing around like fireflies, but where did the fireflies look like glowing spheres? .

Gu Yunchu looked over curiously.

"Want to go and have a look?"

Ao Yan made a sound, then raised his hand slightly, and the boat began to slowly approach there.

Looking through the moonlight, Gu Yunchu saw a straw mat on the lake in the distance. It was a large straw mat floating quietly on the surface of Dongting Lake, and a few people were sitting or standing on it.Some were drinking, some were eating vegetables, and two were playing football.They kicked exactly what Gu Yunchu had just seen, the shiny ball.

The ball was very round, emitting a soft light, as if it contained the moonlight, and it was very beautiful inside and out.

One of the two was an old man with a strong body, and the other was a young man in yellow clothes wearing a black turban.Their movements were neat and their legs were unrestrained. A ball was kicked back and forth by them, which actually made Gu Yunchu see a bit of fun.

When she was excited, Ao Yan leaned over and said in a low voice.

"There is a fishy smell on his body, those few should be fish and shrimps in the lake, but the old man seems to be an ordinary person."

Gu Yunchu's awkwardness was gone, he said curiously.

"Fish essence? What about that ball? Is it a treasure?"

Ao Yan: "Not really, it should be... made of fish maw."

Gu Yunchu, who was watching enthusiastically, was taken aback for a moment.

A group of minnows playing with balls made of swim bladders?

Isn't this equivalent to playing football with a human head?

Ah... I thought it was a sports movie, but you told me it was a midnight thriller?

But at this moment, the glowing swim bladder flew far away and landed on a ship farther away. This ship was a human cargo ship, and it was as quiet as a chicken on it. Strange scenes are hidden.

There was only one person, who seemed to be very courageous, but he kicked the flying swim bladder out with one kick.In the end, the fish essence was angered.

The man in yellow who didn't catch the ball became furious.

"Where did the stranger come from, where did the stinky feet come from, it ruined our interest!"

While he was speaking, the man in yellow boarded the cargo ship, intending to kill someone.

The old man who played football hurriedly told the man to run, but how can a man run on this boat?The man found a knife to resist, and immediately provoked the attack of several other fish spirits. Ripples appeared on the water surface, and the cargo ship began to sway violently. There were panic screams from people on board, fearing that he would fall into the water and feed the belly of the fish.It seems that the people on the boat did not sleep, but hid because they were afraid of monsters.

Seeing that the lives of the people on board were in danger, a glowing swim bladder rubbed against the nose of the man in yellow and hit the deck.

"What's a good fight, why don't you play with me?"

A green-skinned ghost jumped onto the boat with a grin, picked up the swim bladder that had landed on the ground, and said provocatively.

She tossed the ball and then kicked it violently, this time it hit the man in yellow on the nose, making him stagger a few steps, and the fish spirit became angry.Rushing over is a punch.

"Where did you come from, you dare to interfere with us! Do you know who we are?"

The green-skinned ghost was not tall, so he dodged the fist with his short body, and then kicked the fish spirit away.

"It's just for kicking a ball. Why, do you have to pay attention to family background?"

Seeing her arrogance, Yu Yu threatened her.

"We are the subordinates of Qiantang Dragon Lord, how dare you bully me?!"

Qiantang Dragon Lord?Gu Yunchu turned his head to look at Xiaozhou.

This is your dog leg?

Ao Yan shook his head.

I'm not such a stupid dog.

Gu Yunchu understood, and immediately sneered.

"Qiantang Dragon Lord is amazing, to tell you the truth, even if he is here, if he offends me, I will still beat him!"

It just so happened that the anger of being laughed at by Ao Yan hadn't completely subsided yet, when she ran into these guys who pretended to be Ao Yan's dogs, she immediately beat them all up.

Ao Yan knew that those fish spirits were not her opponents, so she was happy to watch her play.As soon as he turned his head, he saw a small boat parked on the other side at some point, with three people crowded on it, it was Yan Chixia, Dongting Dragon Lord and his drinking buddies.

Among them, Dongting Dragon Lord was holding a wine glass and looking at the green skin ghost on the cargo ship in shock. He seemed to have noticed Ao Yan's gaze. He turned his head. At that moment, Dongting Dragon Lord's eyes seemed complicated. A thousand words.In the end, thousands of words turned into one sentence.

Forget it, little brother, as long as you like it.Elder brother... hey... always support you.

Ao Yan who understood his brother's eyes in seconds: ...