Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Ning Caichen didn't run very far, he was lost in the mountains, he was exhausted, how could he walk like flying on this rugged mountain road with a bamboo box on his back?So he didn't run very far when he tripped over something, slammed, rolled down the hillside, hit an old tree root and passed out.

After a while, Yan Chixia looked speechlessly at the three people lying side by side with their eyes closed, and then at Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan in front of them.

"I remember... we are here to eliminate demons, right?"

As a result, instead of getting rid of half of the monsters, they brought down three people in minutes? !

"I'm just teaching those two people not to get excited when they see a beautiful girl in the deep mountains and old forests. As for the other...cough, this is really a coincidence."

Gu Yunchu innocently argued, and looked at Ao Yan by the way.

"Ao Yan, are you right?"

Ao Yan nodded seriously.

"Yes."

Yan Chixia had nothing to say. After all, Gu Yunchu was right about the whole matter. In fact, if he had kindly saved someone, not only would that person not thank you, but he would even covet her with a supercilious look on his face. He would beat him up crooked!

Soon, the roast chicken on the fire was almost cooked, Gu Yunchu took out the white jade jug, and coated the surface of the roast chicken with a layer of sweet wine.The sweet wine given by Princess Lianhua, no matter whether it is for empty mouth or cooking, it is very good.

This white jade wine jug also seems to be a good treasure. It looks like there is only a little wine in it, but it is far more than Gu Yunchu imagined. I have used a little so far, but this jug of sweet wine does not seem to be missing at all.

Ning Caichen, who was knocked unconscious by the sweet smell, woke up in a daze, but when he opened his eyes, he was surprised to see himself surrounded by Gu Yunchu and three people.

Yan Chixia took a look.

"Yo, you're awake."

He was about to ask this person if he was hungry, but when Ning Caichen heard his words, he jumped up like a rabbit, turned around and wanted to run again.

Yan Chixia was taken aback for a moment, then quickly stopped the person.

Of course, from Ning Caichen's point of view, this monster like the black bear spirit just came to catch him when he saw that he was about to run away. Seeing that he couldn't run away, he was stopped by the hulking figure.For a moment, grief and indignation surged in my heart.

"Unexpectedly, I, Ning Caichen, would meet some of you demons today, I...I..."

He looked down, picked up a dead branch, and hit Yan Chixia.

"I fought with you!"

Ning Caichen is a frail scholar, how could he fight, because he was afraid, he closed his eyes and rushed forward, waving the stick indiscriminately, completely unaware that Yan Chixia had dodged, the dead branch was actually given to the ground by Bangbang The young master He and Lao Liu who were lying down were just a few times.In the end, Ning Caichen accidentally stepped on the two of them, staggered, and seemed to fall down again.

As soon as Yan Chixia stretched out her hand, her strong arms lifted her up like a little chicken.

"You scholar, don't be afraid, you listen to my explanation first, this is a misunderstanding!"

"Yes, it was a misunderstanding. We are not the spirits of the mountains. I was trying to scare them."

Gu Yunchu nodded repeatedly at the side.He hurriedly told the story about saving people in the pit and playing a prank.

Ning Caichen was restrained by Yan Chixia, and finally he could listen to the words. Hearing this, he looked at the three of them hesitantly.

"Are you really not mountain spirits and ghosts? You don't want to eat me?"

Ao Yan pointed to the bonfire next to him.

"If we want to eat you, do you still have a chance to wake up? It's not the roast chicken that's on the fire, but you."

What he said made sense, Ning Caichen finally breathed a sigh of relief when he looked at the few roasted chickens dripping with oil.

Gu Yunchu on the side silently looked at his feet.

"So... can you get off his face?"

Ning Caichen was taken aback for a moment, then looked down, and saw that Yan Chixia was holding his arm, and he was firmly stepping on the face of the unconscious Young Master He!

He hurried down, looked left and right, and found that his bamboo box was well put aside, and it didn't look like anyone had touched or damaged it, and his guard against the three people dissipated a bit.

Since it was a misunderstanding, in this kind of barren mountains where it is very easy to get lost, it is naturally safer to be with a group of people. He sat down by the bamboo box, and a roast chicken was handed to him.

The grilled chicken is inserted with peeled and clean branches, the skin is browned, and the fragrance is still dripping with oil.

Gu Yunchu laughed.

"For you to eat. It's my apology for scaring you just now."

Although it was just a coincidence, she was somewhat guilty of scaring people like that.

Ning Caichen declined for a while, bluntly saying that there was dry food in the box, but it couldn't withstand Gu Yunchu's insistence, so he thanked him, took it, and then took out his own dry food and distributed it to the three of them.

Gu Yunchu and the others did not refuse. Although dry food is not delicious, eating roast chicken alone will make you greasy. The combination of the two is delicious.

Sending food to each other like this seems to have drawn a lot into the relationship.

Ning Caichen briefly introduced himself. He is a native of Zhejiang. He is about to go to the next city to take the exam for the Envoy. Because of the tight schedule, he wants to spare a little more time to study. The result is that if you take the road, you have to let the boss circle around. He simply carried the bamboo box on his back and wanted to climb over this mountain directly, but he got lost while walking.

When Gu Yunchu heard his introduction, he started eating chicken.

[This is Ning Caichen? 】

Only then did she take a closer look at the scholar opposite. Ning Caichen is not very handsome, but that kind of person, which is very in line with the world's impression of a white-faced scholar. His skin is fair, thin, and he has a literati temperament. It is a hot day. The clothes are also wrapped three layers inside and three layers outside, and it seems that there is still some old-fashioned and pedantic taste.Of course, he still has a lot of tenacity, otherwise he wouldn't have thought about going over the mountain just to study more books, and he wouldn't have gritted his teeth and wanted to struggle when he thought they were man-eating monsters.

In addition, he seems a little ordinary, because he is Ning Caichen, but he is not Ning Caichen who is shrouded in the halo of the male protagonist in the film and television drama, but a member of all living beings in this Liaozhai world.

When Yan Chixia heard Ning Caichen's words, she felt a little more admiration for the seemingly weak scholar.

"My surname is Yan, Yan Chixia. I am a swordsman."

He briefly introduced the names of Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan.Because some aspects are not suitable for Ning Caichen to tell, he only said that they came here to do something.

He originally wanted to persuade Ning Caichen to leave, but when he saw that it was getting late, he shut up again. In this weather, even if they escorted Ning Caichen down the mountain, it would be already late at night. By then, where would Ning Caichen go to rest? ?

At this time, Young Master He and his attendant Liu who were lying on the ground also woke up moaning.When they saw Gu Yunchu and the others, they were startled.However, unlike Ning Caichen, when the two of them woke up, they didn't have the slightest thought of resisting, they only knew how to cry and beg for mercy.

Ning Caichen couldn't help saying when he saw their noses and tears.

"Don't be afraid, we are all human beings, not monsters. Just now..."

He hesitated and didn't know what to say, but Gu Yunchu over there had no worries and said directly.

"Just now, I just saw that you don't know how to treat others with courtesy, so I will teach you a lesson."

fake?

The two were dumbfounded, and then the anger of being teased suddenly surged up, but they didn't even open their mouths, and there was a soft rubbing sound from the side, Ao Yan looked at them coldly, and his thumb had already pushed up at some point The hilt of the sword revealed a white blade.

Yan Chixia didn't move much, but his size, coupled with those cold tiger eyes, was enough to pose a threat.

On the other side, Gu Yunchu sat between the left and right guardians, showing a kind smile.

"I'm also here to remind you that the beautiful girl who appears in this barren mountain and wild ridge can sometimes be fatal. Do you have any opinions?"

Young Master He and Old Liu were stiff: dare not dare, we have no opinion.

They wanted to run and stay away from these murderers, but it was getting late, and at dusk, this wilderness forest seemed to have a little more ghostly atmosphere, only the fire here was reassuring, so they didn't dare to run after thinking about it.

Because some salutes and dry food brought up the mountain were lost on the road, and they fell into the big pit again, they hadn't eaten for most of the day, and their stomachs were growling with hunger.Seeing the rest of the people eating roasted chicken eyes, they didn't dare to ask for it, so they could only shrink pitifully in the corner.In the end, Ning Caichen saw them as pitiful and gave them a few pieces of dry food.As for the grilled chicken?That was Gu Yunchu and the others' prey, so Ning Caichen couldn't give it to Young Master He casually.

After being taught a lesson by Gu Yunchu, Young Master He actually understood some manners, and gratefully took the pancakes from Ning Caichen.

"Thank you."

Because he was so hungry, he took a big bite of the pancake. The pancake was too hard. He probably had never eaten such dry food before.

Ning Caichen looked over.

"what happened?"

Young Master He touched his face blankly, then touched the position of his left rib.Lower your voice.

"I don't know why, but my whole body hurts now, as if I was beaten up."

Ning Caichen looked at Young Master He with his shoe prints on his face, and paused.He remembered that when he swung the dead branch around, it seemed that there were indeed a few touches that were not right...

He silently took out another piece of cake from the bamboo box.

"Cough... Is one piece enough? Not enough for me."

After dinner, Gu Yunchu and the others slowly started looking for a place to rest. The ideal would be a clean cave, but what people didn't expect was that Ning Caichen found a dilapidated temple.

"Broken temple?"

When Gu Yunchu heard this, his eyes lit up immediately.

Should it be said that it is Ning Caichen?She has been paying attention to everything since entering the mountain, but she didn't even see a brick in Lanruo Temple, and he found it as soon as he looked for it!

Ning Caichen nodded. "Yes, it's right in front, and it looks like it's still inhabitable. Would you like to go and have a look?"

"Go, of course I want to see it!"

The only beautiful girl in the team had bright eyes, as if she had encountered something interesting.Meaningfully humane.

"Deep mountains and old forests, ruined temples in the wilderness, this is my favorite place to write in the storybook, maybe there will be beautiful female ghosts coming to meet at night!"

She looked yearning and smiled.

"That kind of picture... It's very interesting to think about it!"

As she said that, she urged everyone to leave quickly, as if if they took a step too late, the ruined temple would run away by itself.

Everyone: ... If you don't understand, just ask, did this guy just teach others that some affairs are fatal?

Now that she runs so fast, is it because she is afraid that this fatal affair will not fall on her head?

Ao Yan and Yan Chixia thought that Gu Yunchu was implying something, they looked at each other and followed quickly.

Soon, Gu Yunchu, who was walking in the front, saw a somewhat dilapidated temple.The afterglow shines on the halls and pagodas in the temple, and it seems that its former magnificence and beauty can still be seen, but now, it is obviously deserted.The weeds inside were as tall as half a person, and a hare could be vaguely seen emerging, and then disappeared into the grass.

The surrounding walls were covered with creepers and other plants, and a tree with a crooked neck directly collapsed the wall on one side.

There is a lotus pond in the distance, no one takes care of it. In summer, the lotus grows unscrupulously. At a glance, the water surface can hardly be seen. The crowded lotus and lotus leaves seem to burst this small pond.

Ao Yan and Yan Chixia looked around and frowned for a moment.

I don't know how the monsters in this mountain did it. This mountain is full of monsters, and the temple is not even a little bit of Buddha's light at this time, only the monsters floating in the air. The monsters everywhere look the same. They really can't rely on it. You can tell where the monster is based on the concentration of the monster aura.

However, this kind of ruined temple is indeed a good place where monsters like to lure travelers to sleep in the open.

Gu Yunchu doesn't know much better than them. Although she still vaguely remembers the story of Nie Xiaoqian, she doesn't remember where the dryad's grandmother is.

Yan Chixia checked the two rows of houses next to her.The doors are all ajar and can be opened at will. There is a layer of dust inside, but it can also live in people.

The window paper on the window frame has been torn in some places, and the wind is blowing inside, but in summer, it is not afraid that it will be cold at night.

"This place should be a monk's house, it's fairly neat, shall we live here tonight?"

There is a room to sleep, who would like to sleep on the ground, not to mention that there are the most poisonous mosquitoes in the mountains in summer, and it is very annoying to be bitten, itchy and unbearable!

Several people allocated the room, and in order to ensure the safety of Ning Caichen and the three of them, Gu Yunchu and the others arranged the three of them among them.

From left to right are Yan Chixia, Young Master He, Ning Caichen, Gu Yunchu, Lao Liu, and Ao Yan.In this way, if there is movement, they can come to the rescue in time.

As the night gradually approached, a few wisps of blue smoke floated from a wasteland in the north of the temple, and several beautiful women wore thin gauze clothes. Under the moonlight, they looked as beautiful as fairies descending from the moon palace.But in fact, they are female ghosts whose hands have been stained with blood.

Several female ghosts said with a smile.

"It's rare to see so many strangers here, but we must not let them escape."

"You still don't know about those men? They can't escape."

Young Master He was delicate and fleshy, and after tossing and turning on the broken bed for half an hour, he managed to feel a little drowsy. Unexpectedly, he heard a knock on the door in a daze.

He thought he was following Lao Liu, and opened the door impatiently, but when he opened the door, his eyes immediately became straight.

Under the moonlight, there was a charming beauty standing at the door, looking at him with a full smile.Seeing her smile, Young Master He almost lost his soul.Crazy way.

"Beauty... what's so important about a beauty?"

A trace of disgust flashed in the beauty's eyes, but there was a delicate smile on her face, she walked into the room slowly, her white and tender fingers pressed against Young Master He's chest and slowly slid down.

"Lonely in the middle of the night, I would like to have fun as a husband and wife with my son."

"Le... Le..."

Young Master He was so fascinated that he couldn't even speak clearly. He was hooked by the belt of his trousers by the beauty and carried him to the bed.However, when he was about to roll into bed with the beauty, a cold voice suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Some affairs are fatal!"

These words were like a basin of cold water, which instantly made Young Master He sober a little, and he pushed the beauty away.

"No, how can there be any beautiful girls in this wilderness, you...you can't be a female ghost who eats people, right?"

Young Master He, who had just suffered from Gu Yunchu, looked at the beauty vigilantly.

The beauty didn't expect this guy to wake up midway, she froze for a moment, then posted it and smiled coquettishly.

"Don't be afraid, my lord. I live in the North Courtyard, and passers-by live here temporarily. Feel it, my chest is hot."

As he spoke, he grabbed Master He's hand and stuck it to his body.

Young Master He was immediately fascinated by the touch of the warm and fragrant nephrite. How could he feel the heat? He only knew that he was very hot!

But before he moved that thief hand down, he ate some tofu again.The cold words came out again.

"Some affairs are fatal!"

Young Master He's movements froze, and his senses returned. He looked at the ground, and was so frightened that he pushed him aside again.

"No, you have no shadow, you are a ghost!"

He was startled and wanted to run out quickly.

The female ghost who came to harm was also startled, fearing that he would disturb the other sisters by making a noise, she hurried over and hugged his waist.

"Young master...Don't be afraid, young master. Listen to me. I admit that I am a female ghost, but I really didn't come to harm you. I...I just admire your appearance and talent, so I visited you late at night."

Afterwards, with tears in her eyes, the female ghost said that she was indeed a traveler who lived in the North Courtyard. The outstanding man couldn't help himself for a moment, and now he came.

If Gu Yunchu was here, his eyes would probably turn to the sky. Not to mention the specific appearance of Young Master He, just by taking a look at him from a distance, you can see his outstanding talent?Is your eye an X-ray?

But as such an ordinary yet so confident man, Young Master He firmly believed in his masculine charm, and was very moved when he looked at the female ghost hugging his waist.

"I didn't expect it to be like this. I blamed you."

Hey, it's all because of his great charm that he even attracted female ghosts!sin!sin!

Female ghost: ...that's disgusting, can she apply for a change with the sisters?

There was a weeping look on the female ghost's face.

"...I know I'm not good enough for the young master, so I don't ask for anything, but this mountain is too lonely, the young master should only do good, and have a good night with me, okay?"

The female ghost obviously understands the psychology of a womanizer.

To be looked at by such a beauty with expectant eyes, just for one night's pleasure, without being responsible, is this the dream of many lustful people?

Young Master He obviously couldn't refuse such a look, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.

"Okay, I'll help you with this today!"

He said it reluctantly, but he was not slow at all in unbuttoning his belt.

The female ghost stumbled onto the bed in his arms, with an indescribably sinister profile on her profile.

Hehe, if she took the tick, she knew that this trick was something these lustful people couldn't resist.Any man he met would die at her hands.

However, just as she sneered in her heart, she was pushed away again.

Young Master He: "No, I can't do it!"

Ghost: ? ? ?

You took off your trousers while riding a horse, so you just show me this?

After being rejected three times and four times, the female ghost looked over angrily.

In the end, he saw Young Master He sitting on the bed in pain, his face wrinkled into a bitter gourd.Booming his head down.

With the beauty in his arms, he took off his pants, but the voice in his head reappeared. 'Some affairs are fatal! ' As soon as these words surfaced, he suddenly withered.What kind of human suffering is this? !

He's only in his early twenties, he just wants to sleep with a beautiful female ghost, what's wrong with him? !

But no matter how he shouted in his heart, the words in his mind, and the fear that he mistakenly thought he was going to be grilled and devoured by monsters before, were like a basin of cold water, freezing his little flame reluctantly extinguished.

He wiped his face and said to the female ghost in pain.

"You go, people and ghosts have different paths, we are not suitable."

As everyone knows, his series of actions immediately misunderstood the female ghost.

The female ghost cursed inwardly: Damn her, she's too lucky. The door was randomly selected by everyone, but she chose an impotent one!

You eunuch, you should have said earlier!

It made her act so hard just now!

Having decided that Young Master He is no good, the female ghost no longer seduces her, and on the surface she pretends not to force her.

"Since the young master refuses again and again, and the little girl is not such a brazen person, how can she insist on it?"

She took out a large gold ingot from her sleeve and said affectionately.

"I disturbed the young master in the middle of the night, and I have nothing to compensate. There are still some belongings left behind by people in the mountain. I am a ghost. These are useless to me, so I will give them to the young master."

The female ghost had another plan, she handed the gold ingot made from the bones of the Raksha ghost to Young Master He, sneering in her heart.If this person takes this gold ingot, his heart and liver will be intercepted, and he will die anyway!

However, what she never expected was that Young Master He is a lustful person, but not a money-grubbing person, and he is still a late-stage trustworthy man. When he saw the female ghost who was only thinking about him, he was so moved for a moment, that he even fell in love with her... Tenderly grabbing the opponent's hand, when the female ghost thought she was going to succeed, Young Master He had no intention of taking the gold ingot at all.

"I didn't expect you to be so affectionate to me. Even the wives and concubines in my family can't do that."

Young Master He was moved by his brain power.It was a surge of pride and ambition for a while.

"How about this, I have also heard by chance that in the countryside, there are people who have a good time with ghosts and marry ghosts as wives and concubines. Why don't you go back with me, how about I marry you as concubine?"

While he was speaking, seeing the female ghost's wide-open unbelievable eyes, his heart felt more compassionate.

As everyone knows, the female ghost only has a few big characters in her mind.

What kind of madman is this? !

The female ghost was getting impatient, not to mention that her bones were in the hands of her grandma, and she couldn't escape, this person alone couldn't do it!

The female ghost pushed Young Master He aside.

"What an idiot, what a waste of my time! You even let me be a concubine with an eunuch like you, so I'm not afraid of Feng Da's tongue!"

After speaking, the female ghost went out angrily and left in a hurry.

Young Master He who fell to the ground alone was stunned.

What about admiring his looks and talent?

What about using the deepest affection?

He just rejected this sexual encounter, is it necessary to slander him as a eunuch?

Could it be that this is the legendary... Destroy it if you can't get it? !

Gu Yunchu on the other side didn't sleep either. She sat on the bed and rubbed her hands excitedly.

[Hey hey hey, I'm ready, pretty girls, don't take pity on me just because I'm a delicate flower! (Note 1)]

The younger sister of the system silently threw out an emoticon package: [Put on some clothes, sister.JPG]

Gu Yunchu: [Don't listen or listen to bastard chanting scriptures]

At this moment, her excellent hearing allowed her to hear the door opening from Ning Caichen's room next door.

Looks like it's already started!

So could it be Nie Xiaoqian who went in next door?

I am really looking forward to what kind of beautiful female ghost will come in, how will I seduce her?Hee hee hee.

Immediately afterwards, she heard movement from Lao Liu's room next door, and she secretly prepared herself to save him if Lao Liu was confused.

However, just waiting and waiting, when the movement in the next room disappeared and Nie Xiaoqian was scolded away by Ning Caichen, Lao Liu actually held his ground until dawn.There was still no knock on Gu Yunchu's door.

Sitting on the bed without sleeping all night, Gu Yunchu looked at the closed door expressionlessly, as if he wanted to stare at a hole in the fragile wooden door.

...Gah, why on earth is this?