Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Although the big snake was killed soon after it appeared, and there were not many casualties among the subjects, but many houses in the city were crushed by the big snake's body.The country of Gui needs to be repaired afterward, so the birthday party was lively for a while, and then it ended.

Princess Lianhua and others are grateful for the help of Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu.Seeing them getting up and saying goodbye, he hurriedly said.

"Our country of Gui is a small country, and we don't have any rare treasures. We only have homemade liqueur, which has a slight effect of strengthening the body, nourishing yin and nourishing the lungs. Please don't dislike it, both of you."

She clapped her hands, and a maid brought over two white jade jugs. Among other things, the white jade jugs themselves were good things, and they contained amber liqueur.There is an intoxicating aroma when you smell it.

Gui Guo's wine is very sweet and fragrant. It doesn't taste as spicy as ordinary wine. It's like an alcoholic drink that Gu Yunchu has drunk. It's sweet and has a floral fragrance. She likes it very much. You can say that it is a lotus flower. This gift from the princess was sent to her heart.

"What's so funny about that?"

Gu Yunchu smiled shyly, but took the jug in his hand without slowing down.After thinking about it, he said shyly.

"Speaking of which, I didn't actually do anything. It was all Ao Yan's help. I feel a little embarrassed that you thanked me so much. Otherwise, I'll help you guys beat up Yan Chixia again, right? Otherwise, I don't feel at ease accepting this gift."

Yan Chixia who was tied up beside her: ...

He glared at Gu Yunchu angrily.

"As human beings, why are you turning towards these monsters instead!"

Gu Yunchu raised his chin proudly.

"It also depends on what kind of person, what kind of demon, your highnesses invited me here, and they have never done anything wrong. Even the guy who yelled at you indiscriminately, was just tied up. They even gave you handkerchiefs when you cried so much that your nose bubbled out. Do the math, how many handkerchiefs have you soiled?"

Yan Chixia remembered how she was crying just now, and immediately turned her face away and hummed.muttered under his breath.

"It's just a pretense. These monsters learn how to dress and behave like people. They are used to pretending to be a gentleman or a lady to deceive people like you."

Good guy, is there something wrong with being humble and polite?

"You really don't pretend, you really have a temper."

Gu Yunchu rolled his eyes.Xingyan looked at this sloppy guy.

"No matter what, what I see is that people are well-dressed and polite. On the other hand, you are clearly a human being, but you are ready to beat and kill. Your hair is so oily that it looks like a paradise for fleas. You have an unshaven beard. The dining hall of the cockroaches is full of filth, if you know you are a swordsman, you kill enemies with your sword, but if you don’t know, you think you are going to smoke people to death with your strong masculinity!"

Hearing this, the princesses and princes who were originally unhappy because of Yan Chixia's words suddenly laughed.

Someone pinched her nose exaggeratedly, saying that Yan Chixia's masculinity is really strong, she will be smoked to death!

Yan Chixia blushed, wanted to refute but didn't know what to say.

Princess Lianhua is a kind and honest demon, seeing Yan Chixia deflated, no one let anyone laugh at him anymore.Instead, he changed the subject, frowned in distress, and hesitated.

"In addition, I actually have an unfeeling request. Our strength is low, and this big snake is too big... After you guys leave, I wonder if you can help get this snake's body away?"

Gu Yunchu thought of the thousand-foot-long, endless snake body like the Great Wall, and his face was a little hesitant.

But he didn't want to, Ao Yan on the side nodded casually.So I agreed.

"can."

Princess Lotus smiled and thanked her.

"Then I would like to thank you both first."

As she spoke, she raised her hand and personally led Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan to leave. The rest of the princesses and princes followed reluctantly, and also wanted to see Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan off.As for Yan Chixia, they didn't have such a good attitude. Several followers lifted Yan Chixia, who was tied up, with her hands and feet, like a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered, and followed her up.

Gu Yunchu followed, thinking she was going back the same way, but she didn't want her to follow Princess Lianhua for a few steps, and she felt as if her feet were stepping on the air, and she was falling lightly.

When she came back to her senses, she opened her eyes and looked around, and found that she was still resting on the big rock among the flowers, and she clearly hadn't walked half a step around, so why did she go to Gui Country for a banquet.

But Ao Yan and Yan Chixia, who was tied up in a big way, were right next to him.It looked like a dream, but it was clearly not a dream.

At this time, there was a buzzing sound above her head, and when Gu Yunchu looked up, he saw a few bees flying above her.Gu Yunchu was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered the bee monster that Yan Chixia had mentioned earlier.

So Princess Lotus and they are all bees?

That country of Gui...

Gu Yunchu looked into the distance curiously, and as expected, he saw a huge bee nest on a huge old osmanthus tree in the distance.She walked over curiously, and the bees on her head followed suit.One of them turned around in front of her eyes, and then led her sight to a part of the hive.

Gu Yunchu took a closer look, and saw a big hole in a hidden place of the beehive. She carefully made the hole, and saw a snake's tail hang down weakly.

Ao Yan, who followed, waved his sleeve, and the red chain in the sleeve nimbly got into the hole, and dragged out a snake body while trying not to damage the hive.

Only then did Gu Yunchu understand, it wasn't that the snake was too big, it was because she had wandered into the beehive just now, so she felt that the beehive was big, and now that she came out, the snake was as long as an arm. It's just a little snake.

After fulfilling the promise just now, Ao Yan cut off the rope on Yan Chixia's body with one sword, and said coldly.

"You have also seen that the bee demons here are just little demons who gather flowers and make honey, and they have no intention of harming others. They want you to help kill that snake demon, and they don't want to kill you, so don't ask for more. Entanglement. There are many demons in this world waiting for you to kill."

Yan Chixia didn't expect that those little monsters would let him go, and he couldn't afford to lose, so she immediately cupped her fists at Ao Yan, then turned around and left sullenly.

Ao Yan didn't pay much attention to it, and turned to look at Gu Yunchu.

"It's getting late, shall we go?"

Gu Yunchu put the jug into the small mirror that Ao Yan had given him before, and then put the small mirror back into the hidden pocket of his sleeve. Although the house was blown up, I have to say that the things Ao Yan gave were really useful.

This made Gu Yunchu a little embarrassed. After all, as a poor ghost, she has been friends with Ao Yan for so long, and it seems that she has been taking advantage of Ao Yan.

A good friendship is one that comes and goes, and she has to give something back.But the key is to be a poor ghost...

【Total, what do you think I have in hand that I can give back to Ao Yan? 】

Gu Yunchu threw this difficult question to the system.

The younger sister of the system thought hard.Finally said helplessly.

[With the little money you have on hand, if you draw another card, it will be gone. What kind of treasure can you buy?Ao Yan can see that he is rich and has everything.Even if you spend all of your three melons and two dates, people probably won’t like it, or... let’s travel thousands of miles to give away goose feathers, paying less attention to gifts and more affection? 】

[Then why don't I just give Ao Yan 3000 million! 】

Gu Yunchu said deeply.

[You must be happy, you must be healthy, and you must be happy.Is it special and affectionate? 】

System sister: [... goose feathers are sent from thousands of miles away, there are still goose feathers anyway, people don't send air directly. 】

Gu Yunchu sighed.With a friend who has everything, gift giving has become a problem.

Just as she was thinking hard, a bee swooped down and hovered in the air, suddenly blocking her way.

Gu Yunchu was taken aback, looked at the bee, then looked back, and saw a few bees hovering in the air in the distance, as if they were saying goodbye to her and Ao Yan.Only the behavior of the one in front of him is very special.

The bee hovered in front of her, and a small sound came.

"Miss Gu, I want to talk to you alone, I wonder if I can move."

This was the voice of the First Prince Qiu Haitang. He seemed a little nervous, and his words were a little apprehensive.

Suspicion flashed across Gu Yunchu's eyes, he hesitated for a moment, saw the bee flying far away, but still followed.

After walking for a while, behind a tree, the bee disappeared, replaced by the gentle and elegant eldest prince Qiu Haitang, who appeared in front of Gu Yunchu.

"Girl Gu."

Gu Yunchu looked at him suspiciously.

"Your Highness, do you need me?"

She was just asking ordinary questions, but she didn't want the eldest prince's handsome face to turn red immediately.Gu Yunchu was feeling puzzled when he saw the eldest prince faltering.

"I... do have something to tell the girl."

He took a deep breath, as if he had made up his mind.

"Today, when I climbed up and looked far away, I saw Miss Gu at a glance. This may be fate. I usually don't know what a beautiful woman is until I see Miss Gu. I know it's a bit abrupt, but after we say goodbye today, I don't know if we will meet again. On that day, I was really unwilling, so I chased him out."

Finally, he said solemnly.

"What I mean is, I like Miss Gu, and I would like to marry Miss Gu as the imperial concubine. I don't know if Miss Gu is willing to marry me?"

Gu Yunchu slightly opened his almond eyes.

Ah, this... Marriage proposal?

Her mother was single, and she had never encountered such a situation, so she was at a loss for what to do.

In fact, even the Queen of the Sea, who has read thousands of sails, would probably feel numb when she encounters this. After all, who in normal life has ever encountered a bee proposing to someone? !

The system sister was also shocked. [It turns out that they invited you to dinner, because they are really greedy for your body! 】

Gu Yunchu who was greedy: ...

She smiled awkwardly rather than politely.

"Your Highness, we just met today, so we are talking about marriage. Is it too abrupt?"

Should it be called Liaozhai?Even bees are so fierce, interracial love can be cross?

You're not afraid that you'll get hurt by taking too many steps, but she's afraid that she will turn over in the middle of the night and crush this sentimental little bee to death!

The eldest prince said affectionately.

"Love at first sight has existed since ancient times. What's more, we have been together for half a day. Miss Gu's humorous conversation, interesting stories, and unique insights are something I have never seen before. You are well-informed and every story It can touch my heartstrings, and I have never had such a feeling. At that moment, I thought, I want to be with you, let you talk about those interesting stories with me every day and night, these It's enough for me to be sure, Miss Gu, you are the beauty I've been looking for."

The more Gu Yunchu heard the more something was wrong, silently raised his head, and sized up the eldest prince for a while.

"Wait...His Royal Highness, listen to your words, are you sure you are in love with me, not my story?"

How could this guy like her with those words!

This is clearly a story about wanting to marry her and prostitute her for nothing!

According to what he said, what kind of daughter-in-law to marry, the story will be fine!

The eldest prince firmly disagreed, saying that he was attracted by Gu Yunchu's talent!

The younger sister of the system suddenly realized: [It turns out that he is not greedy for your body, but for your brain! 】

Gu Yunchu: ...

"But Your Highness, I don't like you."

The eldest prince's handsome face suddenly became a little sad.Then cheer up again.

"I really like Miss Gu. Although I am a little monster, Miss Gu, if you marry me, I will do my best to love you, cherish you, and respect you. I can swear that I will live forever A couple."

It sounds good to say that there is a couple for life, but the key is that you are not human!You are a little bee, brother, sober up!

Gu Yunchu looked cold.

"Feel sorry."

After a while, I don't know what Gu Yunchu said, but in the end, the eldest prince Qiu Haitang left with red eyes, a sad face and a distraught look on his face. After walking a few steps, he turned back into a little bee, rushing back to the hive with buzzing tears.

The younger sister of the system said with emotion: [What a little bee who is crazy about love, you can call him a bee, but don't call him a fool. 】

Gu Yunchu: ... the homophonic stalk deducts money, hello.

She returned to Ao Yan's side speechlessly, and when she raised her eyes, she saw Ao Yan looking at her silently.Obviously, he saw the scene just now.

Gu Yunchu hurriedly said.

"I didn't do anything, he cried by himself."

Ao Yan spoke subconsciously.

"I know."

Then he paused and realized that what he said was inappropriate. Doesn't it mean that he overheard the conversation between the two?Of course, he didn't do it on purpose, it's because his hearing is too good, even though Gu Yunchu and Qiu Haitang walked aside, the voice could not stop piercing into his ears.

Ao Yan was silent for a while, knowing that he shouldn't say any more, but couldn't help pursing his lips.

"It's right for you to reject him. He is not suitable for you. The important things in your life need to be carefully considered. Don't be impatient."

A person like Miss Gu should be an eagle soaring in the sky, a fish swimming freely in the water, and a little demon living in a corner, which is not suitable for her.She should marry someone who is more suitable for her and can travel around the world with her.This is the life that suits her, like...they are now.

Ao Yan's footsteps paused slightly, realizing what he was thinking, his eyes were shocked, and the roots of his ears were suddenly red and dripping blood.

Gu Yunchu didn't realize Ao Yan's abnormality at all, so she nodded upon hearing this.

"Don't worry, I'm not in a hurry for any lifelong event."

Then he spoke with a ruthless face.

"Man, it will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword!"

After a resolute and steely man spoke, Ao Yan seemed to be splashed with a basin of cold water, and the heat in his heart was instantly icy cold.After that he stopped talking and was very silent.

But he is not usually a talkative person, so silent, Gu Yunchu still didn't notice anything unusual.

Because Ao Yan had injuries on his body, Gu Yunchu was concerned about his injuries, and was not in a hurry to hurry. On the contrary, Jin Ao Yan himself didn't care much about his injuries, and had to urge him to remember to take the medicine on time from time to time.

They entered the small county town during the day, and Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan were sitting on the second floor of a restaurant, having breakfast.Seeing that Ao Yan didn't eat much, Gu Yunchu couldn't help persuading him.

"You should eat more anyway, if you are injured, you should make up for it."

But no matter how tonic, it's too much to eat stewed squab, stewed hen, etc. this morning?

Ao Yan looked at a table of health-preserving dishes, and those who didn't know thought he was confinement.

He felt a little warm in his heart, but at the same time he said helplessly.

"I'm a dragon. This injury is nothing to me. It will recover soon. I don't need to eat these things."

Gu Yunchu frowned.

"Although I haven't seen your wound, don't try to lie to me. The silk cloth you change every day is covered with blood. What kind of wound is it that hasn't stopped bleeding?"

Ao Yan was taken aback for a moment, she didn't expect Gu Yunchu to notice such details.He did not elaborate.Just Tao.

"It's nothing, just a small injury. The dirty blood that flows out every day is just detoxification, and it will be fine in a few days."

Gu Yunchu heard that he didn't want to say, and she wasn't the kind of person who liked to get to the bottom of it, so she just pushed the pigeon soup forward.

"You don't want to say it, and I won't force you, but we are friends. If you are like this, I am worried and have no way to do it. I can only work hard on it. You should eat a little."

It is a very warm thing to have a friend who cares about it. Ao Yan can't say no to it, so he can only eat it. Fortunately, he is a dragon, and it is not a problem for him to eat all these things.

While the two of them were having breakfast, suddenly, there was a noise outside.There seemed to be a familiar voice among them.

It happened that they were sitting by the window on the second floor. When Gu Yunchu looked over, he saw a few people in the street dressed in linen and mourning, and carrying a thin coffin.Someone was carrying a basket full of paper money.Looking at it, it was obviously a funeral.However, the conditions seem to be a bit rough.

Most people on the street thought it was unlucky, so they all avoided to avoid collisions, so the street is very empty now, but there happened to be such a shaggy, very sloppy strong man carrying a box on his back to block the funeral team .

This was Yan Chixia who had just parted from Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan the day before yesterday. He was standing alone in the middle of the street, arguing with others.

"I've already told you that your daughter was murdered. The coffin is full of evil spirits. Why don't you listen? You just open the coffin, and I'll know what evil it is just by looking at it!"

The funeral team who were blocked looked at Yan Chixia angrily.Tell him not to talk nonsense, get out of the way quickly, they missed the time of the burial!

One of them, a middle-aged man in linen, stood up amidst the messy words and scolded Yan Chixia angrily.

"Where is the liar, don't you talk nonsense, my daughter died of illness, where did the evil method come from? Go away quickly, don't get in the way!"

Yan Chixia was unmoved.They also glared at each other angrily.

"You are the one who is stupid. As I said, your daughter died under an evil spell. She was murdered. Since you are her father, don't you want to know the truth? Open the coffin!"

Seeing that he persisted, the people around couldn't help talking, but the middle-aged man said.

"Don't believe this liar, I don't know how my daughter died? She died of illness."

As he spoke, the middle-aged man looked at Yan Chixia with contempt and disdain.

"I don't know where you are a liar. In short, you have miscalculated. My family is not a wealthy family, and I don't have the money to give you a liar. Hurry up and stop talking nonsense, or be careful of me." Report to the officer!"

Yan Chixia wanted to say more.

"I said, your daughter is really..."

A middle-aged woman also stood up and cursed.

"I told you not to get in the way, don't you understand, liar?"

Yan Chixia was also angry.

"I'm not a liar!"

"You really don't look like a liar when you look like this." The middle-aged woman said harshly.

"Looking at your dirty and sloppy appearance, I'm afraid you are a beggar from somewhere. You must be poor and crazy, so you came to harass our house. You'd better get out of here, or I'll beat you to the side with a big stick right now!"

Not long ago, Gu Yunchu said 'too masculine' Yan Chixia is very sensitive to this, and immediately refuted it.

"I'm just a little slovenly, where is it dirty and sloppy like a beggar?!"

The middle-aged woman looked at Yan Chixia with a sarcastic, knife-like gaze.

"Hehe, looking at you, you probably won't be able to touch ten copper coins all over your body, right?"

Yan Chixia choked, and the middle-aged woman laughed at him when she saw his appearance.

"Look, did I get it right?"

Yan Chixia retorted.

"I just killed the demon before and accidentally lost the purse."

But in this situation, anyone who heard this would feel that they were making sophistry, and the middle-aged woman even sneered.

"Make it up, you continue to make it up. You are a poor man, you cheated money into my old lady's head, get out of here, do you hear me!"

Saying that, the middle-aged woman was no longer satisfied with verbal attacks, she was bold enough to push Yan Chixia directly.

The robust Yan Chixia was not pushed, but obviously felt humiliated.

Fortunately, this is a person. If it is a monster, according to his personality, he may have already passed the sword and turned the person into a human meat skewer.

On the other side, the middle-aged man was even more ruthless. He looked like sending a beggar away. He took out two pennies from his pocket, grabbed Yan Chixia's hand, put it in his hand, and told him to get out of here.

Yan Chixia's eyes were red from being insulted.

"You are so snobbish, you really have no eyes. I really wanted to help you, but I was insulted by you because I was so shy, but you know..."

He viciously threw the two pennies to the ground.Roar loudly.

"30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Gu Yunchu, who was sitting on the second floor of the restaurant, almost spit out a sip of tea, and managed to hold it back, but almost choked himself to death.

Good guy, listen to a story, you have listened to the essence!

Don't bully the young and poor, big brother, touch your big beard, where do you have the face to say that you are young?

Is it true that a man is a teenager until he dies? !

Yan Chixia didn't know Gu Yunchu's shock and bewilderment, he turned around and left viciously after he finished speaking harshly, the anger in his heart dissipated with the astonishment of everyone, and even felt an inexplicable sense of pride.

He heard this story before, although he didn't like Xue Pinggui very much, but the sentence '30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor' is really powerful!At that time, he secretly remembered that he didn't expect to have the opportunity to say this two days later, he was really happy!