Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

The moonlight shone into the room along the door frame, and Master Xiao was lying on the ground with disheveled clothes, a bruised nose and a swollen face, with an unlovely expression on his face.The usually neatly trimmed beard is almost bald.

And the beautiful girl who beat him up snorted, and turned to look at the female ghosts under the banner of ghosts.

I don't know when, the crying of the female ghosts stopped long ago, and they all looked at Gu Yunchu in horror. Before Gu Yunchu could say anything, they trembled and turned into a puff of green smoke, and they couldn't wait to hide. In the cage that imprisoned them, Yinhun Banner.

The younger sister of the system sighed with emotion: [He can stop children from crying at night, but you can stop female ghosts from crying at night, amazing, amazing. 】

Gu Yunchu: ...

Gu Yunchu firmly refused to admit that it was her fault, and glared angrily at the half-dead Master Xiao.

"It's all you, why are you howling so loudly? Look, it scares the girls!"

Master Xiao's lips trembled, he couldn't utter a single swear word, and only looked at Gu Yunchu with sad and angry eyes.

You beat people so badly that you are not even allowed to scream?

douchebag!What a villain!

Ao Yan was afraid that Gu Yunchu would say something, so he was so mad that he asked Gu Yunchu, who was tired from the beating, to rest at the side for a while, and went to interrogate himself.

He stretched out one hand, and a fist-sized flame burned blazingly in his hand.A pair of eyes looked coldly at Master Xiao on the ground.

"I'm not as soft-hearted as she is. If you don't explain clearly the origin of this ghost banner, I will let you taste the pain of this burning fire."

Master Xiao's eyes widened.Not scared, but angry.

Soft-hearted?

Look, is this man speaking human language? !

Can you touch your conscience and speak!

But he didn't dare, he was not a person with a lot of backbone, and now he was completely scared by these two terrifying men and women.Whatever Ao Yan asked, he would answer.

"This ghost banner...is not mine. It was given to me by someone...a monster three years ago."

Ao Yan: "Monster? What kind of demon? Where is the demon from?"

Master Xiao lay on the ground and spoke weakly.

"Going north of Jinhua City, there is Lanruo Temple in the mountains. I have never seen the true face of that monster. I have only come into contact with the female ghost under her seat. All the ghosts under her seat call her grandma."

As soon as these words came out, Gu Yunchu immediately looked over.After that, following Master Xiao's narration, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan finally knew the general idea of ​​the matter.

Master Xiao was self-conscious about his bad skills, and was kicked out of the school by his master before he learned it. The skill of fortune-telling is like nothing, and the skill of face-to-face is half a bucket of water.

It's not easy to be a fortune teller now, he's very introverted, he's not good enough, if his eloquence is better, he might be able to make ends meet, but Gu Yunchu's eloquence is not something everyone has.

So he had a miserable life before, and he was always exposed by others. It can be said that he was hungry for nine meals in three days, and he was burned with fire sticks if he had nothing to do.It's not easy to be a liar. They are always exposed by others. Isn't that a place where they can't stay?

So he had no choice but to run around the country, and when he got to Jinhua City, he was found to be a liar again. The person who was cheated was a werewolf, and he beat him to death, and beat Master Xiao to the ground. Flee in the mountains.

As a result, after escaping like this, he strayed into a dilapidated temple in the mountains, Lanruo Temple.

When sleeping in the temple at night, a young woman came to recommend a pillow mat. When Master Xiao heard that there was still such a good thing, he was dazzled by the beauty for a moment, and was almost about to have sex with her, but at this moment he The physiognomy of the dangling half bucket of water saved his life.

When he saw it, it wasn't right, it didn't look like a living person's face, he was so frightened that he woke up, how could there be such a beautiful girl in the wilderness who didn't sleep in the middle of the night and came to sleep like him A smelly man who hasn't showered for a few days?This must be a female ghost!

Fortunately, Master Xiao has been poor all his life, only greedy for money, not like some lewd hungry ghosts, who can be foxes and female ghosts, he was so scared that he wanted to run away immediately.Talking to the female ghost for a few words revealed that she was a fortune teller and would meet each other.

When the female ghost heard this, she turned around and left without bothering her. At that time, Master Xiao thought that the female ghost had let him go, but he didn't want to. Then several vines crawled from the ground and tied him up. Arrived under an old locust tree.The tree demon grandma asked him to help her with her errands in a gloomy tone.

Master Xiao is not a good person, he spared his life, and when he heard this, he immediately agreed.And the tree demon grandma gave him this ghost banner, and also gave him a few dead branches of her own, taught him the magic of manipulating paper puppets, and asked him to collect beautiful female ghosts for her.It must be submitted once a year.And it is best to have a female ghost born in a cloudy year, a cloudy moon, a cloudy day, and a cloudy day.

Such a person is not easy to find. In three years, Master Xiao failed to find him in the first two years. He only felt that the tree demon grandma looked at him more and more like looking at a dead person. The reason why he attacked her was because Wang Ziyue was born in a cloudy year and a cloudy day!

After finishing speaking, Master Xiao looked at Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan flatteringly.

"I was also forced to be helpless. Everything was forced by that monster, but after tonight, I have come to my senses. I swear, I will never do such heartless things again. All the money will be given to you two. Please let me go, please let me go?"

When he was speaking, he glanced at the gold, silver and jewels on the table with heartache, but in order to save his life, he had no choice but to discard them.

Gu Yunchu looked at him with an indescribable mockery in his eyes.

"You don't know where you went wrong. You went the wrong way from the beginning, so you were kicked out by your master, but you don't want to repent, and you still make mistakes again and again. When you were caught by the tree demon grandma, when you thought you were going to die, maybe you really regretted it, but when you heard that the tree demon grandma asked you to do things for her and handed you those sorcery, You are really forced to be helpless, do you really not have a hint of joy?"

"Since you are forced to do nothing, why have you never thought about struggling? Ask an expert for help? Or... Now that you have been forced to do nothing, why do you still have to be a fortune teller, and at the same time deceive people? The gold and silver? The old monster didn’t force you to do this, did it?”

She squatted halfway in front of Master Xiao who was lying on the ground, her almond eyes were sharp like a knife, piercing his already rotten heart.

"Are you proud? Are you happy? Before, you were not good enough, and you were always exposed by others. How annoyed you were when you were beaten up. Do you want to kill those guys who exposed you and beat you up? Now you are terrible, You have an old monster as your backer, and you know such powerful sorcery, who dares to say that you are inaccurate in fortune-telling? You are like the king of Hades, who says that if someone dies in the third watch, he will not survive Fifth watch. Those guys can only hold gold and silver in front of them, why are you forced to do nothing? Don't be too happy to turn around this time!"

Some things, Master Xiao knew in his heart, but when others said it, it seemed as if a layer of skin had been torn off his body, which immediately made him paler and paler.

It was obviously pitch black outside, but following Gu Yunchu's words, the rotten thoughts in his heart seemed to be exposed to the sun.

Master Xiao thought he was doomed, but Gu Yunchu did not intend to do so.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you."

She said with a serious face.

"As the so-called declaration of anti-fraud is everyone's responsibility. You are such a typical example, you must make the best use of it!"

After she finished speaking, she showed a wicked smile at Master Xiao.

"So you...you can eat in prison!"

So, early the next morning, it was still the familiar yamen, the familiar Wu county magistrate, and the familiar woman surnamed Gu reported to the official, but the defendant was no longer that Li Xiucai, but a Xiao who had been beaten with a black nose and a swollen face. Grandmaster.

When Gu Yunchu saw County Magistrate Wu appearing, he immediately wiped the corners of his eyes weakly.Shout out.

"My lord, you have to make the decision for me!"

Probably the previous case had left a deep impression on Magistrate Wu, so he blurted out almost subconsciously.

"What? Your house was bombed again?"

Gu Yunchu, who was thinking about how to shed tears in court to sue Master Xiao, choked, "...My lord, I wouldn't be so unlucky."

She brewed her emotions for a while, and continued to sob.

"Yesterday when I was walking on the street, I was stopped by this person, who told me that I would see bloodshed within three days, and asked me to give 100 taels of silver to relieve the disaster..."

She slowly and briefly talked about what happened yesterday.

Of course, the scene where she and Ao Yan deliberately followed and Wang Ziyue was removed, and she only said that when she went to the street, she met a liar, and she was not an ordinary woman. The fortune teller found out that he was the one who did the magic tricks.So he beat him up and brought him to the police at dawn.

As soon as he finished speaking, the surrounding was inexplicably quiet.

Gu Yunchu looked up with tears in his eyes, and saw that everyone in the courtroom looked at her with strange eyes.The left eye reads, "Isn't that unlucky? Is this really unlucky?" The right eye reads: "Big sister, if you can't do it, go to the temple to worship. People still have to be kinder to themselves!"

Gu Yunchu: ...

She couldn't cry anymore, she wiped away her tears expressionlessly, and said dryly.

"grown ups?"

"Huh? Oh oh."

Still wondering how one person could be so unlucky, County Magistrate Wu came back to his senses, his usually majestic face was inexplicably embarrassed, he quickly knocked on the gavel, and glared at Master Xiao with a straight face.

"Unexpectedly, there are such brazen people in the world. Don't worry, Miss Gu. If this is true, I will definitely punish you severely!"

The case was fairly simple.The old servant from last night is the witness, those gold, silver, jewels, paper figurines and puppets are the physical evidence, no matter how bad it is, there is also the female ghost with the ghost banner to testify.

This is the magic of the world of Liao Zhai, the dead can turn into ghosts to indicate the murderer.

It didn't take much effort to close the case, because the nature of the matter was so bad that County Magistrate Wu was so angry that it was decided immediately, but Gu Yunchu said.

"Master Wu, although this person deserves to die, I don't think he can be killed so easily."

It's inappropriate for an ordinary person to question the county magistrate's decision, but because Ms. Gu reported to the magistrate twice, she left a good impression on Magistrate Wu, and he himself is a good official who loves the people like a son. Hearing this, he couldn't help but opened the mouth.

"Oh? What do you think, let me hear it?"

Gu Yunchu said seriously.

"I think that in just one month, so many people in our town were cheated. As for being easily deceived in the future."

There are indeed gods in this world, and it’s okay to be in awe, but it’s better to know how to distinguish, otherwise, after working hard for most of your life, you will be cheated out of your savings if you are touched by people’s mouths, so why not vomit to death?

As a poor man, Gu Yunchu is well aware of the suffering of the poor, so he resolutely put an end to this situation, anti-fraud, start from me!

Today's town is very lively. A prison van imprisoned a man in a state of embarrassment. If you look carefully, you will find that this man is the very prestigious fortune teller in the town before?

As the prison cart circled the town, a yamen servant in front was beating a gong, while the yamen servant behind him was yelling something loudly.

Soon some people who were cheated before came out, thankful for taking over the money they were cheated from from the yamen servants, and even those who were injured by Master Xiao's sorcery and lost their legs or died directly. Take money.

It took several days for the prison van to go around before Master Xiao was asked to beheaded. When they heard that he was dead, countless people clapped their hands and applauded.

And at the place where he set up his stall before, a statue of Master Xiao made of stone knelt there, densely engraved with words on his body, talking about the bad things he did.One of the most essential paragraphs is to teach everyone how to distinguish liars who pretend to be fortune tellers.

These were all written by Gu Yunchu.She doesn't know how to tell fortunes, but she knows how to deceive people!

After that, she went to find the fish grandma again and asked about fortune-telling.Then combine these to write this paragraph of precautions.

First of all, a real fortune teller will not easily tell people's fortunes, because peeking at fate is a very exhausting thing, energy and even life force.

Which real fortune teller dares to tell fortunes to a dozen or twenty people a day?Donkeys in the production team dare not do this!

As for the fake fortune tellers, they usually have no real talents and learning, and rely on their mouths and tongues.The reason why they can accurately tell each other's past is that they used a little trick.

As the forensic doctor said, corpses can talk. Sometimes, you can see a lot of things just from the hands of people, such as the distribution of calluses on the hands, finger pulps, tiger's mouth, and palms. It can be seen that this person likes to read books on weekdays Writing, or dancing with a stick.

The words of this kind of people are either [-]% true or [-]% false, or they are magnified at the beginning. For example, Master Xiao, as soon as he speaks, he will say that you will be bloody within three days. At this time, ordinary fortune tellers do not have the ability of Master Xiao. There are people around who pretend to be passers-by. At that time, several mouths will speak together, making you flustered. After paying the money, you will often taste something wrong after returning home.

In addition, in order to seek money, these people will often make the situation very serious. For example, Master Xiao, relying on his own sorcery, doesn't even think about his speech skills carefully.

This town is not too big, and the surrounding area is full of folks from the countryside. They live a normal life on weekdays. How come this fortune teller will die when he comes?That one is going to die?

What kind of fortune teller is this? Isn't this a broom star!

"Come on, come on, Zhao Xiucai is reading that... a cheating prevention guide to everyone!"

A child cheered.I happily greeted my friends and went.

The pedestrians who heard it paused, and couldn't help but put down what they were doing, and listened together, even though they had listened to it many times, but such a useful thing, listening to it several times is nothing, it must be memorized. .If it weren't for most of them not knowing how to read, they would have learned how others copied it and brought it home!

A traveler passed by this small town and saw that the street was empty, except for a group of people around the bridgehead. The crowd was very quiet, and there was a sound of reading from inside.

He leaned over curiously, and saw a kneeling stone statue in the middle. A man dressed as a scholar was reading the inscription on the back of the stone statue, and everyone was listening carefully.

He thought it was some kind of article, and he wasn't interested at first, but when he heard it, he found out that it was the detailed rules for how to distinguish liars? !

Travelers have traveled far and wide, and have encountered many liars. Although the above is a fortune-telling liar, but compared with other liars with a lot of tongue in my memory, there are many similarities!

It's really strange, as if...a liar stood up and told his experience for so many years!

Moreover, he must be an old liar with deep knowledge, probably in his seventies and eighties, and he has washed his hands, so he can write such incisive words!

Thinking of this, the traveler couldn't help but curiously asked an old man next to him who wrote this.

Nanshan Weng passing by laughed.

"It was written by a kind girl."

He slowly talked about the strange events of the past few days.

How did a woman surnamed Gu find out about Master Xiao's actions, arrest him, and send him to the government, and how generous and honest Wu county magistrate listened to the woman surnamed Gu and returned the gold, silver and jewels to the defrauded People, the rest of the stone statue was made, and how did the woman surnamed Gu write these down, so that people could engrave them.

"I didn't expect it to be a young girl's house."

The traveler murmured, this is not at all the same as the image of the cunning and cunning old liar in his mind, but this made him admire even more, he copied all the stories and anti-deception rules engraved on the stone statue, such a good thing , Naturally, I will take it back to my hometown!

At the same time, the misunderstood Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan were in the deep mountains and old forests.

Gu Yunchu helped Ao Yan to a big rock and sat down, then frowned at him.

"You're hurt, why didn't you tell me?"

If it wasn't for Ao Yan who wanted to take her directly to Jinhua just now, but ended up getting involved in the wound, and snorted, she probably didn't know until now that this guy has always been wounded when he was with her these few days!

Ao Yan opened his mouth subconsciously.

"Feel sorry."

"Why are you apologizing to me? You should apologize to yourself. You should not rest well after being injured."

Gu Yunchu was helpless.

"What's the matter with your injury? Don't make it worse?"

Ao Yan touched his neck.

"Probably not, it's just getting better slowly. Don't worry, I'm fine."

He is wearing a sinful body. Although he seems to be free, he is actually bound by invisible chains, which restricts the operation of his mana. Therefore, he can't get rid of this ghost poison at once. He can only wait for it. Heal slowly.

This feeling is not good, but Ao Yan knows that this is what he deserves.

"Are you sure? You don't look like you're okay. Show me what's wrong with you."

Gu Yunchu's eyes were full of concern and anger.

She was angry at her negligence, she couldn't believe that her friend had been wounded by her side for so long, and she didn't notice it at all.It hurt her conscience a little.

Unexpectedly, Ao Yan's ears felt hot when he heard it.

"This...isn't it necessary?"

Gu Yunchu's concern made him chaotic and displeased.

"You didn't tell me exactly how you were hurt, and you didn't show me how you were hurt. Do you not treat me as a brother..."

Before she finished speaking, she noticed the reddish ears beside Ao Yan's stern face.Suddenly stopped speaking.Finally remembered, this is not a world where men go shirtless in summer.

Gu Yunchu decisively changed the subject.

"Cough, I almost forgot that I'm a woman, that... I don't care if I don't read it, but you can check for yourself, if you have any medicine, remember to take it on time. Don't be lazy."

Seeing that Ao Yan agreed, she waited aside, only to find that Ao Yan was looking at her without moving.

Gu Yunchu was confused for a while before he realized it, and turned around helplessly.

"I promise not to look at you. I'll go to the other side and have a look around. Call me when you're all right?"

She walked not far to the side, and saw a field full of wild flowers, so she found a big rock, lay on it, and muttered to herself.

[Why do I feel like waiting for my little girlfriend to boo in the wild? 】

System sister: [Isn't this good?It means that the white-haired old man has done a good job of publicity, and the flowers of male virtue are blooming all over the world, and one of them blooms on Ao Yan's head. The white-haired old man dominates the world!Men's virtues, male virtues, Wai Rui Goode! 】

Not only was Gu Yunchu unhappy when he heard the system's sister singing praises to him, but he also wanted to sew this guy's mouth shut.

[Shut up, don't say the word Baimaopo, we are still good friends. 】

What answered her was the laughter of the system sister.

Gu Yunchu didn't pay attention to the mischievous younger sister System, the sun was just right, she was lying on the rock, feeling a little sleepy with the wind blowing and smelling the fragrance of flowers around her.She yawned, and in a daze, she heard a voice calling her.

"Girl, girl."

Gu Yunchu looked up, and saw three girls standing among the flowers. Leaving aside their looks, their waists were really thin. When Gu Yunchu saw it, he suddenly understood the meaning of Yingying's grip.

Seeing her look over, one of the girls smiled.

"Girl, our princess and the prince are holding a banquet. Seeing you resting here alone, we are destined to meet each other. I would like to invite you to come too."

[In this wilderness, normal people would not hold any banquet here, return the princess and the prince? All, do you think this is like a monster who wants to lure me, an innocent girl, over here, and treat me as the main course of the banquet? 】

Gu Yunchu blinked.

【But I happen to be in a panic, if I go, I might still be able to eat something. If it tastes good, then I'll give this man-eating monster a good time. If it doesn't taste good... then I'll beat it up and kill it! 】

The calculations in her heart were clinking, and she smiled at the three girls as if she was innocent and ignorant.I agreed.

System younger sister: ... an innocent girl or something.What are you misunderstanding about yourself?