Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

The roadside stall is not big, and there are many hidden things, such as drugs, swords, sacks, and ropes.

Gu Yunchu even found a jar of gold bars in a vegetable jar!

Each of them exudes a fascinating luster.Let Gu Yunchu immediately forget the previous unhappiness.

She held each gold bar in her hand and weighed it in a decent manner. The set of movements was smooth and smooth, like a shopkeeper who was 40 years old at the gold shop and had [-] years of work experience.

Then she hugged the jar and said with a serious face.

"This weight is quite heavy. I think it should be a lot of taels?"

The younger sister of the system who was waiting to hear was expressionless, so... You just came to this conclusion after a series of weighings?

This is really listening to what you say is better than listening to what you say!

Fortunately, Ao Yan is a reliable person, he walked over with the child in his arms, and with a glance of his phoenix eyes, he knew the general idea.This gold bar is about five taels.

And although this jar is not big, there are more than a dozen of them.Gu Yunchu made a rough calculation, and this jar probably contained more than 70 taels of gold!

This couple gangsters actually have so much money?

Gu Yunchu was startled, knowing that the few robbers she met in the ruined temple back then had only a few silver coins in their pockets.Is the gap between rich and poor being a robber so big now?

But who cares, these are hers now anyway!

Gu Yunchu smiled happily, and looked at Ao Yan with a look of 'follow me, there is meat to eat', and he was about to divide these gold bars.

But Ao Yan naturally didn't want it, he was not short of gold, and he didn't need so much gold, while Gu Yunchu was very short of money, after all, her poverty seemed to have reached the point where others could smell it at a glance.

Gu Yunchu: ...I'm so sorry for being so poor!

Gu Yunchu gave all the gold bars to the younger sister of the system to help keep them, and then she looked at the two unconscious husband and wife robbers on the ground.And the donkey cart that seems to be used by them to pull goods.

After a cup of tea, a muscular donkey rattled along the avenue pulling a cart.There was a big sack lying in the middle of the car board, the mouth was tied with a sack, and it was so bulging that I don't know what it contained.And there are children sitting around the side of the car.

No one in the car drove the donkey away with a whip, but it walked straight, without the idea of ​​being lazy at all.

This is of course the credit of Ao Yan.

Because Min'er and Hui'er are only three years old, they are still too young, and the car is bumpy, they are like small balls, they will roll down if they are not careful, so

He and Gu Yunchu each hugged one another and walked beside the car.Their physical fitness is far beyond that of ordinary people, and they don't need to squeeze their seats with the rest of the children in the car.

Min'er and Hui'er were quite obedient, lying on the shoulders of Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu along the way, looking around with big eyes curiously.

With the donkey cart, the children don't have to walk all the way with their feet, so they can take a rest.

But their speed didn't increase much. There were too many people in the donkey cart, and it was inevitable that the children would be bumped, so they walked very slowly.In addition, they are too young and have poor endurance. They have to go to the toilet for a while, and they are thirsty and hungry for a while.time is delayed

It seemed that they were afraid that Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan would find them troublesome.The children are all unusually well-behaved, and they always hum when they can't bear it.A pair of big round eyes showed a trace of fear of being abandoned, Gu Yunchu couldn't help feeling distressed when he saw it, and secretly cursed those man-eating monsters again.At the same time, he secretly remembered the mountain master and second sister Hu in his heart.

She didn't do anything to the second sister Hu because she needed the fox to cover up and slip into the demon city smoothly. She didn't expect that the fox seemed to be frightened by her secret poison, the hawthorn pill, but in fact he was very smart, and turned around. escaped.Should it be called a fox?

Just walking around like this, Gu Yunchu and others naturally had no time to enter the town to rest.

Fortunately, at dusk, a hotel appeared on the side of the road.

Gu Yunchu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.After all, she and Ao Yan are both grown-ups, so it doesn't matter if they sleep in the wild, but the child is still young, she wants to take a bite of this delicate skin and tender flesh, and she might be carried away by mosquitoes if she sleeps in the wild.

As soon as he got close, Gu Yunchu's eyes froze slightly.

At dusk, the sunset glow dyed the earth crimson, making the avenue even more desolate.On both sides of the avenue are dense forests and rolling mountains.You can't see the end at a glance.As the sky became darker and darker, the lush mountain forest in the daytime became a little more gloomy and gloomy, and the cooing and clucking sounds of the birds and animals inside began to reveal a little bit of weirdness.

The instinctive fear of darkness prevents pedestrians from looking more at the mountains and forests on both sides.I dared to keep walking, but fortunately, there was a small hotel on the avenue far away, and the lantern at the door was emitting a warm yellow light.

There are not many people on this avenue, so the business of the small shop seems to be unsatisfactory. There is no one there, only a black and thin guy is idly chasing flies there.At this time, there was movement outside the door, and the man looked over and saw a few small ones sitting on a donkey cart.Two handsome men and women were standing beside the car with a little Douding in their arms.

The man went out immediately, and welcomed him in with a smile on his face.

Gu Yunchu looked up at him.

"We're going to stay in a hotel, do you have any room?"

Hearing that they were going to stay at the hotel, the man replied repeatedly.

"Yes, of course there is!"

Seeing Gu Yunchu reaching out to grab the sacks on the cart, he leaned over graciously, saying that he could do the rough work if he came.

But Gu Yunchu refused.

"No need, this sack is very light, I can do it myself."

As he said that, he picked up the sack directly, with an air of lightness, as if the sack in his hand was filled with cotton.

The buddy didn't insist either, he just took another look at the sack, and then yelled at the inner door of the shop.

"Shopkeeper, a guest is here."

A middle-aged man left, he was the shopkeeper of this small shop. He booked rooms for several people, and asked with a smile if he wanted food.

Ao Yan said lightly.

"No, we brought dry food."

Gu Yunchu added a sentence. "Just bring us some hot water, we want to take a bath."

"Okay, everyone, go to the room first, the hot water will come soon."

The shopkeeper's eyes flickered, and then he asked the guy next to him to lead someone to the room.

When a group of people walked to the upstairs room, two people who were hiding in the dark and peeping came out. They were two men with high cheekbones, and they looked fierce.

As soon as the two of them came out, one of them felt sad.

"After waiting for a few days, it can be regarded as coming to live."

"This is a couple? They have quite a lot of children. I just don't know how much money they have on them?"

"It's just that the man wore brocade clothes, but the woman's dress was washed white, which looks a bit strange."

"That girl has a good appearance, with delicate skin and tender flesh. She doesn't look like an ordinary girl from a poor family. Could it be that the young lady and young master of some family eloped?"

"If you can elope... where did you get so many children?"

"Ghost knows, maybe they have been hanging out together for a long time, and they ran out with a group of children until they couldn't hide it. Some rich people have a lot of dirty things!"

"Why do you care so much? Anyway, apart from other things, the jade crown and jade pendant on that man's body are top-quality, and they must be worth a lot of money if they are sold."

"I would like to know more, what was in the sack they brought up? That woman seems to be quite cautious, and she won't let Ergou touch it."

"Don't worry, we'll find out at night."

The voice of the secret conversation became lower and lower, and then several people looked at each other, turned and left the lobby.Now that they have come to live, they can get ready.

In the rooms upstairs, hot water was delivered one after another.

After bathing the little dolls, they were sent into the room.

They were probably very tired these days, or it might be because the presence of Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan gave them a sense of security, and the children fell asleep as soon as they touched the pillows.The room quickly quieted down.

Ao Yan sat in front of the table, his extraordinary hearing allowed him to easily hear the voices of the few humans conspiring downstairs.Under the candlelight, his face was stern, and his eyes did not fluctuate. Mortals are like fragile ants to dragons. If people hear a few ants discussing to bite him, it is considered good if they are willing to listen.

At this time, the sound of splashing water came again.Although there is a room between the bathing room and this room, it doesn't stop anything, the sound of the water seems to be right next to Ao Yan's ears.

It was Gu Yunchu taking a bath.

This thought flashed through Ao Yan's mind, and when he heard the intermittent sound of water, he felt restless for some reason.The roots of the ears are slightly red.

He obviously didn't pay attention to the little dolls taking a bath before, but now, with that thought, the color of the water around his ears seemed to become clearer, and every drop could be caught by his keen ears.It was the illusion that Ao Yan was eavesdropping on the girl's bath in a middle school

His ears became more and more red.

Immediately, he wanted to temporarily cut off his hearing, but at this moment, he heard a voice coming from downstairs.

"Still taking a bath? This is too slow, and the moon is almost in the sky."

"I'm a little sleepy. Finish this ticket early and go to bed early, shall we?"

"Anyway, except for a group of children, there are only two adults."

"Hey, that woman might be taking a shower right now, if we rush in now..."

A string of obscene laughter came, and the men immediately decided not to wait, and went straight to the fight.Then came the sound of going upstairs.

They are all veterans, and their movements to go upstairs are quite light, and ordinary people must not hear a little movement, but this naturally does not include Ao Yan.

Listening to the nasty words of those people, a coldness flashed in Ao Yan's eyes.

Soon, the four people in the hotel, the shopkeeper, were all standing in the corridor on the second floor.

Someone heard the sound of splashing water and was about to go to that room immediately.But at this moment, a door suddenly opened.

The young master in brocade clothes and a sword hanging from his waist came out, looking at them coldly.

"You guys don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing here together?"

The shopkeepers all had swords in their hands, and it was too late to hide them.Immediately sneered.

"What do you think we are here for?"

"If you want to blame, blame you for not coming here!"

The buddy Ergou showed his fierce face at this moment, and he slashed at him with a big knife in his hand.

"Hand over everything valuable, and we can save your life!"

However, the next moment, the buddy Ergou's knife did not see blood, but his neck saw blood first.

Ao Yan glanced at the blood dripping from the sword, his face was cold.

"It's really dirty my sword."

If it wasn't for the temporary inability to use mana at this moment, he wouldn't need to lift an extra finger to deal with these people.

The remaining three people were horrified, they didn't expect this to be a master?

But looking at the precious sword inlaid with precious stones, the three of them still couldn't overcome their greed. One of them gritted his teeth and let out a loud roar.

"Let's go together!"

While speaking, he flung out a handful of medicinal powder from his sleeve, and instantly applied it to Ao Yan's face.

Such a ghostly trick made Ao Yan's face even colder. He dodged sideways, and when he lifted the long sword in his hand, a blood hole appeared in the opponent's neck.The murderous man clutched his neck and giggled, trying to say something, but finally fell to the ground with a bang.

Two brothers died in the blink of an eye.The remaining two were finally frightened at this moment, they were able to bend and stretch, and fell to their knees with a plop.

"Young Master, spare your life! Your son, spare your life!"

"Forgive me?"

Ao Yan's sword pointed directly at the shopkeeper.There was killing intent in his eyes.

"You have murdered and murdered people here, I don't know how many people have been killed, how can I spare you?"

With that said, these two people must be resolved.

Another black shop guy cried out immediately.

"Young Master, I don't know. I was forced to do this job. The bully in my hometown took over the fields, the house was cut off, and my 80-year-old mother starved to death. In a fit of anger, I killed the bully and fell into the grass. For Kou."

He cried loudly, but Ao Yan had lived for so long, he could tell if he was being hypocritical, so he sneered immediately.Stab with a sword.

"The tyrant deserves more than enough guilt, but shouldn't the pedestrian who sleeps in your store deserve to die? After all, it's not because of your greed!"

The man in the black shop only felt a pain in his neck and a rush of heat. His eyes were frightened and he wanted to beg for mercy, but he couldn't say a word, and soon he lost his breath.

The smell of blood gradually became stronger, and Ao Yan frowned.

The shopkeeper fell down and sat in the blood of the three brothers, so frightened that his soul would fly away.

"My lord... spare my life, I can... I can..."

He stammered, and suddenly had an idea, and shouted.

"I know, you and that girl must have eloped from a rich family, right? I can help you clear the traces, so that your family can never find you again. From now on, we will live together and love each other forever!"

elopement?

Ao Yan's movements subconsciously stopped.

In the end, this caused the shopkeeper to misunderstand even more. For his own life, the shopkeeper tried his best to show his usefulness.

"You two look like people who are rich in gold and jade, and rich in clothes and food. You don't need to say, my son. No matter how shabby the girl's clothes are, she can't hide her beautiful appearance. Coupled with this large group of cute dolls, she is so beautiful among ordinary people. It stands out from the crowd and is extremely conspicuous. If the family members of the two come to look for them, they will definitely be found if they have no way to find out, but it will be different if I am here. We have many ways to do this business. It’s easy for the two of you to get new identities and hide in the village! At that time, the two of you will live together with a group of children and He Meimei, and accompany you to Baishou. ?”

Accompanied by Baishou, a group of children are happily married?

He and Gu Yunchu?

Ao Yan was silent for a while because of this assumption, and then spoke.

"We didn't elope..."

"I see."

Before he could finish speaking, the shopkeeper who was eager to show off interrupted him.

"No matter what the two of you were like before, now that you have come out, you are husband and wife, but son, you have to know that this world is not easy. You left home in a hurry. You must not have much money with you? It is the most expensive thing to raise a child. Money, the money brought out is used up, you two are so precious, what will you do in the future? Do you want to do men farming and women weaving?"

Ao Yan: "Those children are not..."

The shopkeeper: "It sounds good in the scriptures, but in fact, whoever does it knows who does it. Working from dawn to dusk every day is more tiring than an old scalper. This is no fun, so as long as you spare my life today, my lord I will definitely donate my life savings, my son is highly skilled in martial arts, and I can match up and find you an easy and good job! From now on, you will earn money to support your family, and your wife will take care of your husband and children at home. The life of the family will surely become more and more prosperous! Take root in a foreign land, and spread its branches and leaves! After your children have more money, they can also find a wife and marry into a good family..."

The shopkeeper of the black shop is also the shopkeeper, and one of the most basic skills to be a shopkeeper is to be able to speak.

This shopkeeper is obviously one of the best, what is the eloquence, it is him.He talked a lot, and not only grasped the evocative story of Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu's elopement for love, but even planned the two children from birth to burial, which made Ao Yan think about it. After his death, the children and grandchildren cried and cried, buried the mountains, and then went to the grave to worship his old couple together in Qingming.

Ao Yan: It seems that I understand Gu Yunchu's impatience that he couldn't explain clearly before.

He raised his sword decisively, and with a swish of the tip of the sword, he inserted it into the railing next to the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper, who had been blah blah just now, suddenly lost his voice.

Ao Yan looked at him coldly.

"She and I are just friends, not running away, and those children are not ours. But I will spare your life,"

He changed the subject and said lightly.

"Didn't you say to give me all your life savings before? Bring it."

The shopkeeper's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again, indicating that the money was downstairs, and he needed to go down to get it. Seeing that Ao Yan agreed, he immediately scrambled and ran down in surprise.

Ao Yan looked coldly at the shopkeeper's back, he said to spare his life, but he didn't say to let him go.

Gu Yunchu was short of money, and after this person took out the money, he would give the person and the money to Gu Yunchu. At that time, if he gave this person to the government in the world, he might get another sum of money.

Ao Yan, who felt that he was walking in the world and getting better at living, turned around in satisfaction.Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned his head, he saw a door not far away opened at some time, revealing half of Gu Yunchu's body.

Gu Yunchu's hair was still wet after wearing new clothes.

She looked at Ao Yan with moist almond eyes and expressed a serious face.

"Don't worry, I didn't hear anything!"

Ao Yan: ...

When the sun is high the next day.

Beside the donkey, there was an extra cow. The cow belonged to a black shop, but now it belonged to Gu Yunchu and the others. At this moment, the donkey and the old cow were each pulling a cart, and the children all sat in the more stable cart, while the donkey There are two big bags on the car.

The shopkeeper who was knocked out and put it in the sack finally understood what was in the sack they coveted before.

Those are people, they are the couple who are on the road ahead of them, doing the same thing as them seeking money and killing their lives!

If the shopkeeper had known the truth in the sack in advance, he would never have thought about it again, but at this moment, it was too late to say anything.

Gu Yunchu naturally didn't want to leave even if she could sit. She also sat on the donkey cart with Xiaodou Ding Min'er in her arms. She, together with Ao Yan, robbed the shopkeeper of the black shop's savings for many years, she is now a little rich woman, so she is in a pretty good mood now.

[Although these guys are still lame, they are much better than the woman before. Let me just say, I am not the reincarnation of a poor god, and the sourness of poverty is sour.How could it be possible to make people mistakenly think that a poor girl seduces a rich young master and has eight children in a row? !This is the greatest insult to me! 】

System younger sister: [...So you are happy with the script that the rich lady and the rich young master have eight children in a row and then elope together? 】

[These scripts are just a temporary embarrassment, but being poor is a lifetime thing. 】

Gu Yunchu said with a serious face.

[Have you heard of the law of attraction?It means that when thoughts are concentrated in a certain field, people, things, and things related to this field will be attracted to it. (Note 1) I think the fortune of these two times must be that I refuse to be labeled as poor whenever and wherever I am, and I firmly believe that I will be attracted by me because I am a rich person! 】

The younger sister of the system suddenly realized after hearing this: [I understand, just like when you drew the card before, you concentrated on wishing for long legs, so you got more than a dozen long legs, right? 】

Gu Yunchu, who regarded that wish as a lifelong shame: ...There is no need to draw inferences like this.

With two cars, although the journey was still slow, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan sat on the donkey cart with their children in their arms.Looking at the surrounding dense green forests and rolling hills, it seems interesting.

The older children couldn't help talking about how they and their friends went to the wild fields by the mountain to dig out bird eggs and pick wild fruits.Chirping like a flock of little sparrows.

And this afternoon, they finally reached the nearest town.

Gu Yunchu asked others for directions, and immediately brought Ao Yan and a group of children to the yamen. She put Min'er on the ground, carried two sacks and walked towards the yamen. Regardless of her pretty face, her heroic posture was as if she had just arrived at the yamen. Farmers from the countryside brought two sacks of local products to the city to sell.

Seeing her strange appearance, a yamen servant had no choice but to stop her.Ask her why she came here, this is the Yamen, don't go the wrong way.

"It's not wrong. We encountered a black shop on the road. Fortunately, we had a lot of strength and arrested him. Why don't you help me, sir?"

While talking, Gu Yunchu smiled and opened one of the sacks on the ground.The shopkeeper of the black shop who was in a panic and unconscious was exposed inside.That looks more like selling souvenirs.

The yamen servants were startled, and then a person who looked like a leader came over, looked at it carefully for a while, and suddenly said pleasantly.

"No mistake, isn't this the bandit that killed the young master of the Wang family that our master still had a headache two months ago?!"

He was shocked again when Gu Yunchu said that he was the shopkeeper of a black shop.Wei Dao couldn't find this person, it turned out that a group of strong men hid in that remote place and opened a black shop!

And that place was not originally a black shop, it should be a small shop opened by an old couple. Looking at it this way, I am afraid that the group killed the old couple and took their place!

Looking at the other sack brought by Gu Yunchu, it is even more serious. This is a pair of thieves who have poisoned many passers-by for more than 20 years.

Because he acted viciously, and even poisoned a nobleman, he is wanted all over the country.

The police chief had heard that these two people were fleeing from north to south, but he didn't expect to meet them here!This is all merit!

The county magistrate was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurried out to take a look. When he saw Gu Yunchu, his eyes flashed with amazement.

However, when he heard that the yamen servants reported the reason to him, and heard that Gu Yunchu had brought these three living people in by himself, and that the young man in brocade clothes who was holding the child outside the yamen was also with her, the county magistrate's eyes The surprise in it disappeared.

After a while, Gu Yunchu came out with a stack of bank notes.What the system sister wants is currency, and a stack of bank notes can also be used.

After getting the money, Gu Yunchu smiled generously at Ao Yan and the children.

"Come on, let's go to the big restaurant to have a good meal!"

The children are not from wealthy families, and they have never been to a big restaurant.

A child couldn't help asking in a low voice.

"Does the restaurant have roast chicken?"

"The restaurant not only has roast chicken, but also roast duck, roast goose, stewed salted duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower..."

Gu Yunchu showed the names of the dishes to a few people, and she didn't think too many, but she reported more than 20 dish names in one go, which still stunned all the children and Ao Yan.People passing by couldn't help clapping their hands and shouting hello!

Gu Yunchu chuckled.He bowed his hands to those who applauded.

Small scene, small scene.

System sister: ...This person is a bit socially obsessed.

After finishing up in this town, the next town is Qizhen.

This journey is not short, not long, but it took Gu Yunchu more than a day from Qizhen to Yangcheng, throwing off a dozen long legs and running all the way, day and night.

But bring the children, eat and drink well, and ensure enough sleep. Summer is here, and in order to prevent a few small dumplings from turning into stinky dumplings, they have to take a bath with them, so it took a full six days.

At the same time, I don't know if the law of attraction is really useful. In the past six days, Gu Yunchu encountered many things.

Like a pickpocket stealing something.

For example, encountering a strong man who cuts the diameter.

For example, encountering a gang of liars who come to dance with beauty.

For others, this may be bad luck, but for Gu Yunchu, a woman who likes to work hard with her hands, isn't this fortune coming?

As everyone knows, when she was making a lot of money, because of her high-profile actions, a rumor spread on the road as if she had grown wings.

Recently, a bunch of couples have been killed on the road.

The hearts of these two people are the most filthy. The men like to wear brocade clothes and dress up like sons and brothers.The woman is obviously not short of money, but she only wears ordinary dresses, and she always looks weak with her child in her arms.In this way, they pretend to be elopement wild mandarin ducks, use their children to reduce their sense of danger, and attract others to attack them.

But in fact, as long as you get close, they will definitely show their terrifying fangs.It's not worth taking away all your wealth, but they even want to send you to the government to make another fortune!

Tell me, is this something people do?

Both the underworld and the white way take money, this couple is really a goddamn ordinary money-making genius!