Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

The character card will be damaged if it is fatally injured, and it will not harm the player. It is equivalent to one more character card for the player, and one more life.

But at the same time, the injuries Gu Yunchu received this time are far from meeting the conditions for character card damage, so one-tenth of the damage suffered by the character card will be reflected on her real body. The advantage is that the next time she uses electricity again Saw Maniac and Chainsaw Maniac will still appear on the stage with full blood.

The character card and Gu Yunchu itself can be seen as the relationship between the avatar and the main body.

Gu Yunchu removed the character card.In the blink of an eye, he changed from a scary monster with a chainsaw back to an unarmed and beautiful girl.A few scars appeared on her body out of thin air. The wounds were not deep, but the blood oozing out wet her moon-white dress.

That delicate and pale face made people feel distressed, and no one would have guessed that her injuries were caused by beheading a vicious monster several times!

The old monk couldn't help asking.

"Who the hell are you?"

Gu Yunchu looked sideways.

"An unlucky guy who went to your poor temple to hide from the rain."

The bright sunshine is shining on a green grass by the lake.

A group of goddesses are having a Cuju competition.Several girls were highly skilled, and repeatedly kicked the tall Merry Eyes, which immediately aroused the applause of the whole hall.

This should be a very common scene, but if you look closely, you will find that the cuju they kicked turned out to be a living head!The kind that can blink and talk!

I just heard that head talking nonsense while being kicked back and forth, begging for mercy for a while, cursing for a while.A head so lively is scary enough in itself.

And those beauties in colorful clothes were clearly pale and unwell, and some of them could even clearly see injuries on their bodies, but they didn't intend to rest, instead they worked extraordinarily vigorously when kicking Cuju.

It was also laughing at the embarrassment of that head, while cursing the evil deeds of that head.

At first glance, the whole picture is full of beauties and beautiful scenery, but when you look closely, it really makes people shudder, and there is a sense of eerie everywhere!

As the game started again, the robes of the celestial maidens fluttered.The head was kicked away and rolled around on the grass.

A door not far away was pushed open.Then a foot landed on the head, stopping his rolling.

When Yunniang and the others looked at it, a hint of amazement could not help but flash in their eyes.

Under the sun, the beauty was standing there in a silver-red dress, her black hair tied up only with a red headband, when the wind blew, a wisp of black hair mischievously brushed against her white jade-like cheeks.

This was Gu Yunchu who had applied the medicine and changed his clothes.

She didn't pay attention to Yunniang and others' surprise towards her. After stepping on the head of the golden armor envoy, she sneered.

"You can think about it now, do you want to say it or not?"

She brought this head back, on the one hand, to prevent future troubles, and on the other hand, it was naturally for the missing snake breeder Li An.It's just because the head of the golden-armored emissary was quite horizontal, so Gu Yunchu simply let the celestial girls kick him for fun.

The head of the envoy in golden armor was kicked so that stars appeared in his eyes, and he retched constantly. He had no body at all, but he couldn't vomit anything.

It took him a while to react.Eyeballs as big as copper bells stared at Gu Yunchu's soles weakly and stubbornly.

"You... don't think about it, vomit... I won't... vomit... I won't tell you half a word!"

He knows who gave him his immortality better than anyone else, if he doesn't say that he still has a way to live, if he says he must die!

Gu Yunchu raised his eyebrows.

"Yo, the mouth is quite tough! Do you think this is the only trick I have?"

Xiao Ru walked over quickly, and also snorted coldly.

"Did you hear Miss Yun's words? If you don't say anything else, you will suffer!"

The envoy in golden armor gritted his teeth.

"Whoever you still have... vomit... what kind of tricks, no matter if it's burning, torture, tattooing... vomit... just use it!"

At first, Gu Yunchu didn't understand what guns, aliens, and human beings were.After the system explained that these are actually three kinds of torture, Gu Yunchu was surprised at the head of the golden armor envoy.

"Why do you think so? Do you think I'm the kind of pervert who likes bloody torture like you? I'm a decent person!"

This is human flesh BBQ, nose cutting and face tattooing.She, a good man, can't do such a thing!

Xiao Ru agreed.

"That's right, don't think that everyone in the world is as cruel and bloodthirsty as you."

Gu Yunchu: "If it were me, I would at most throw you into the toilet."

Xiao Ru: "That's right, we can at most... eh?"

Throw it into the latrine? !

Xiao Ru, who subconsciously echoed her voice, was taken aback for a moment, and all the fairies quickly turned their heads to look at Gu Yunchu who was on the side.

Goddesses: Ah... what kind of operation is this?

The golden-armored emissary shuddered.

"Are you going to throw me into the toilet?!"

Gu Yunchu smiled.

"It seems that you know what a latrine is. It seems that I don't need to explain further. Don't worry, I said that I am a decent person. I don't like bloody torture like you. Throwing it into the latrine will not cause any physical harm to you. , It's just a little dirty, a little smelly, uh... just a little more fat little bugs."

Before she could finish her sentence, the over-compensated golden armored messenger retched even worse.

You might as well torture him!

Which decent person would do such a thing!

Which decent person would think of such a terrible and despicable criminal law in the blink of an eye? !

Suddenly, the golden-armored emissary seemed to have grasped at straws.

"But... vomit... there is no such filthy place here!"

It was the first time for the golden-armored envoy to be so thankful that he was actually inside the painting wall. The big and small monsters here don't need to shit!This is great!

But regarding this, Gu Yunchu pointed at the old monk sitting cross-legged in the distance with a constant smile.

"Not here, isn't it outside? I think the latrine in the temple is just right for you. If you don't talk about it for a while, then stay there for a while. If you don't talk about it for the rest of your life, just stay there for the rest of your life!"

Gu Yunchu thought of something, and then said to the old monk.

"At that time, you have to work harder to recite the scriptures and recite the Buddha during the day, so that he can listen to it in the latrine. Don't you Buddhists often have such monsters, let them put down their butcher knives from now on, and surrender to Buddhism? If so You can save this guy, which is also a great merit! No way, your temple will have an extra latrine guardian in the future!"

The old monk shuddered for a moment.Put your hands together and grit your teeth.

"Amitabha, thank you for the kindness of the benefactor, but I am afraid that I can't bear the kindness of the benefactor because of my shallow Buddhist teachings!"

The old monk really squeezed these words out between his teeth.

Listen to what this woman said?

Putting it in the latrine of his house, wouldn't it mean that when you go to the latrine every day, you can see a big head staring at you when you lower your head?What kind of insane picture is this?

Let's not talk about whether a truly decent person can handle this situation.Just how old is he?

If he got up in the middle of the night, and when he lowered his head and met the eyes of that thing, he might go directly to the Western Paradise to see the Buddha!

When asked how he died... Said that he was scared to death by his own toilet guard?

Even the system couldn't help it.

【It's a temporary teammate anyway, please let this old monk go for now. 】

Don't let Li An find it, just drive the old monk to death in the painting wall.

Gu Yunchu reluctantly accepted the system's opinion.He is going to get an exclusive cell for the head of the golden armor envoy.

For this, the golden-armored emissary was moved to tears, and opened his mouth: "Ugh~"

Immediately afterwards, that head hurriedly opened its mouth: "I said! Ugh~ I said! Ugh~ I can say everything! In fact, I sent those people to..."

After finally scaring the envoy in golden armor to let go, Gu Yunchu naturally listened carefully.But before the golden-armored envoy could finish speaking, there was the sound of an eagle screeching from the sky, and a large shadow covered everyone. Gu Yunchu raised his head suddenly, and saw a giant eagle swooping over quickly.

The goddesses screamed.

"Where did the eagle come from?!"

They waved their cloaks, trying to scare off the giant eagle.But the eagle's sharp claws tore apart the cloaks in the blink of an eye, and countless pieces of colorful cloaks floated down like snow.

There was a huge roar, and the tall weirdo appeared again, and the chainsaw slashed towards the eagle.

Gu Yunchu was clearly hit, but the eagle that was split in half instantly turned into two clouds of black smoke, and after closing together, it turned into a giant eagle again.Everything was in the blink of an eye, it hooked its claws, grabbed the head of the golden armor messenger on the ground and ran away!

Gu Yunchu frowned.

"Can't let it get away!"

Then he quickly rushed forward with the chainsaw.

It was strange that an eagle suddenly appeared in the painting wall, not to mention that the eagle's target was the head of the golden armored messenger, which was even more strange.

The chainsaw cut the eagle's tail again.Although he recovered quickly, Gu Yunchu keenly noticed that the black eagle's figure had faded a bit.She had a clue in her heart and hurried to catch up.But helplessly, the speed of the chainsaw madman was too slow, and she couldn't catch up at all.

So Gu Yunchu immediately repeated the same trick, climbed up to a roof a few times, and then used all his strength to throw the chainsaw in his hand straight out!

The chainsaw probably didn't expect that, in the hands of Gu Yunchu in this life, it would even develop the function of darts.

I saw that the chainsaw went straight into the eagle's back, and the huge inertia caused the eagle to fall quickly.But before Gu Yunchu was happy, he saw the chainsaw piercing through the eagle falling straight towards the two figures in the distance.

Gu Yunchu was shocked.

"Quickly open!"

Between the garden path, a headless corpse with an iron chain around his waist walked forward strangely, followed by a handsome man in brocade clothes with an iron chain in his hand.

This is exactly Ao Yan walking the headless corpse he just found.

Regardless of walking, the headless corpse that was just numb and kept moving forward suddenly became agitated and ran forward like crazy.

Ao Yan's eyes flashed, he let go of the hand holding the iron chain, let the headless corpse run wildly forward, and followed behind.

As expected, not long after, when he looked up, he saw the eagle flying in the sky holding a head under its claws.But immediately after, he heard a strange sound.A roaring monster pierced straight into the giant eagle's body, then drew a perfect arc in the sky, and came straight to his lower third!

Ao Yan took a quick step back.The strange thing slammed into the ground in front of him with an eagle.If he hadn't taken a step back at that time, then this strange thing would have landed directly on an important part of him!

Ao Yan who almost killed two birds with one stone: ...

The author has something to say:

Ao Yan took the dog leash and activated the skill: Leading a Thousand Miles of Yin Fate by a Thread.

Gu Yunchu was greatly moved, and launched his stunt: kill two birds with one stone!

Gu Yunchu: My dear, I will give you everything you want. How about it, dear, are you moved!

Ao Yan: ...don't dare to move, dare not move.