Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

There is a big soft bed in the exquisite room, and the curtains cover the four sides. Inside, a beautiful girl is sleeping soundly with her eyes closed, as if she is still dreaming.

Although she is the body of a fairy at the moment, she does not need to sleep every day, but what is more comfortable than lying in bed in winter and dreaming sweet dreams?

At this moment, outside the room, two slender figures rushed towards him. It turned out to be a little black dragon and a little silver dragon coming from two different directions.

It's just that the relationship between the two little dragons didn't seem to be very good. After looking at each other, the dragon flicked its tail and sped up to fly towards the window sill outside the girl's room.

In the end, Xiao Yinlong's beard straightened and he was the first to touch the window sill, and he immediately said proudly.

"Hahaha, I'm the first to arrive!"

The little black dragon who arrived at the window sill was not happy anymore.

"That doesn't count, you're just relying on the fact that your beard is longer than mine and you hit the window first, you're cheating!"

The little black dragon was already three meters long at this moment, but unfortunately it was still not enough to look at the little silver dragon who was several years older than him.

"What's the matter! Looking mighty and majestic is my advantage!"

Little Silver Dragon raised his chest.By the way, he took a proud look at the little black dragon.

"You still want to compare with me? Hmph, I've eaten more salt than you have ever eaten!"

"How much older are you than me? You are not afraid of killing yourself if you eat so much salt!"

Unconvinced, the little black dragon puffed out his chest.

"Besides, what kind of majestic and majestic are you? You are a thin and shiny silver dragon. Those who know it know that you are a silver dragon, but those who don't know think you are a hairtail just caught from the sea! Do you know what is majestic and majestic? You must be as powerful as me, dark and deep!"

"Do you dare to call me hairtail?"

Xiao Yinlong cursed angrily.

"You don't even look at yourself, you are so much shorter than me, short and dark, just like a big water tank with claws!"

Little Black Dragon: "You are the big water tank!"

Little Silver Dragon: "Then you bring the fish!"

The two little dragons were so annoyed that they couldn't help but rushed forward and fought together.

"You dare to scold me, see if I don't knock out your stinky hairtail's teeth!"

"You big water tank still wants to hit me? Let me show you my area today... I am Ao Meng!"

"Eat me with a dragon's claw!"

"Okay, you actually steal the martial arts of mortals to deal with me? Then you will also eat my trick, the black dragon!"

"Then I...then I will be the white dragon spreading its wings!"

"Hahaha, is your hairtail brain broken? White cranes only have wings. Where do you get bright wings? Are you brightening your creaking nest?"

Two small dragons are entangled, if you pull my beard, I will snap your scales, if you gnaw my horns, I will bite your tail.The fight was so inextricable that they rolled into a ball.

Because of the defense of the dragon clan, they didn't hurt themselves when they fought, but the flowers and trees on the edge of the window sill suffered, and the window was slammed open with a bang.

A face with almond eyes and peach cheeks but a gloomy look appeared at the window.It was Gu Yunchu whose sweet dreams were disturbed early in the morning.

Gu Yunchu looked at the two little dragons rolling on the ground with a dark face, and gritted his teeth.

"What made you get up early in the morning and rush out of my window to fight? If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I'll tie you into bows and hang them on my window!"

The two little dragons quickly separated, pointing at each other and saying in unison.

"He made the first move!"

"He scolded me first!"

As soon as the two little dragons finished speaking, they immediately glared at each other.

"No, you scolded me first!"

"No, you hit me first!"

The two irascible brothers were talking, but they wanted to do it again. Fortunately, at this time, they only heard two bang bang.The small heads of the two little dragons immediately received a fist from Gu Yunchu.

She smirked with a black face.

"Is that all you have to say?"

The two little dragons faintly sensed the danger and hurriedly explained.

"I didn't come to fight on purpose, I came to ask you to go out to play! Today is New Year's Eve, I heard that there will be exorcism and Nuo dramas for mortals, let's go see it together!"

"I'm here to play with you! Today is New Year's Eve, and a clam girl said that there are a lot of delicious food on the streets of mortals today, beautiful red lanterns, and firecrackers! Let's eat delicious food while playing!"

Not all dragons are keen to celebrate the Spring Festival, so the little silver dragon will come to Dongting Lake to play at this time.

As for Xiao Heilong, he has not yet found his parents, so he temporarily lives in Dongting Lake, but it seems that there is news of his parents.

In fact, it would be a good thing if the two little dragons could play together, but it was a pity that the two little dragons seemed to be at odds with each other, they finished speaking in unison, and immediately glared at each other.

"No! She wants to go to the Nuo Opera with me! Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat!"

"What's so interesting about the Nuo opera, anyway, she will go with me!"

"Go with me!"

"Come with me!"

Gu Yunchu said viciously with a stinky face that she would not follow anyone, she, Gu Aotian, just wanted to sleep at home today!

Unexpectedly, the two little dragon cubs glared at each other with hatred as if they couldn't understand human words.

Little Black Dragon: "It's all because of you that Gu Yunchu didn't play with me!"

Xiao Yinlong: "That's not true, it's obvious that you are too noisy, that's why sister Gu won't play with me!"

"It's all your fault!"

"it was all your fault!"

[I'm a mother-in-law.Can't the last day of this year give me a cleansing? 】

Gu Yunchu rubbed his forehead with a headache.

She would rather tell stories to mortal children than take two little kids with her.

After all, the tempers of these two little dragons are not well-behaved, on the contrary, one is more proud and smelly than the other.The most troublesome thing is that these two are still cubs of little dragons. With the physical fitness of the dragons, one can imagine how lethal they are when they bear. Two little dragons put together, is it not just as simple as one plus one equals two? !

Gu Yunchu saw that the quarreling started again, if you dare to pinch my neck, I will squeeze the little dragon on the back of your neck, thinking sullenly.

[Sure enough, let's make these two chattering brats into bows and hang them on the window frame! 】

The younger sister of the system quickly persuaded her.

[Not so, not so.Still a child.Don't treat children so rudely, but with love! 】

Gu Yunchu thought about it for a while, deeply convinced, and said seriously.

[Then tie it into a heart knot and hang it on the window frame! 】

System Sister: ... She didn't mean that.

At this moment, two crimson chains flew over, separating and binding the two little dragons that were in a ball.Then Ao Yan walked over slowly.

The crimson chain he used before was actually the dragon lock ring.During the 500 years of eating a big bowl of prison food at the bottom of Dongting Lake, he didn't lie down completely, and at least he figured out the usefulness of locking the dragon ring.

And for him, it took about a few hundred years to account for two-thirds of the dragon's life, so when the Dragon Locking Ring was taken away by the Emperor of Heaven, he was still a little uncomfortable, and he didn't know where to find it for himself. A few Chi-Ji chains were put into the sleeves, and they were quite easy to use.

Ao Yan solemnly swept over the two little dragons tied up like caterpillars.

"It's early in the morning, how noisy and noisy!"

The two little dragons were afraid of him, so they immediately quieted down and shrank their necks.

Ao Yan then looked at Gu Yunchu, seeing that she was still wearing pajamas at the moment, her ears felt hot, she turned her head and said with downcast eyes.

"Today is New Year's Eve. There are Nuo operas to watch in the world, and there are also various festivals to eat. The market must be very lively. Do you want to go shopping with me?"

Gu Yunchu, who wanted to go back to sleep, paused, looked at Ao Yan's reddish ears and couldn't help but smile.

"Okay!"

Unexpectedly, just as she agreed, the little silver dragon who was bound by the scarlet chains raised his head chrysalis.Very unconvinced!

"We told you to go, but you didn't go, as soon as Uncle Ao Yan told you to go, you went!"

The little black dragon, who thought he could see through the world, slanted his eyes.

"Oh, woman!"

Gu Yunchu: ...

As soon as they finished speaking, there were two bang bang bang bang again.

Ao Yan sword was not out of its sheath, and directly hit Xiaolong's head twice.

"No nonsense!"

Little Silver Dragon muttered.

"Not yet."

Little Black Dragon: "Oh, man!"

Seeing that the rough-skinned and thick-skinned little dragon cubs were not afraid of being beaten, Ao Yan could only tie their mouths with chains with a dark face.

Gu Yunchu was immediately amused, and blinked at Ao Yan.

"Wait for me, it will be fine soon."

Then she closed the window, raised her hand slightly, and the clothes hanging on the screen flew over. They were the clothes she wore yesterday. After all, immortals are not stained with dust, so naturally they don't need to be washed frequently.

But the younger sister of the system said after seeing this situation.

【etc!You're not going to just wear this suit, are you? 】

[What's wrong with wearing this suit? 】

Gu Yunchu carefully looked at the clothes in his hand. The blue dress was not shabby at all, and there were no holes.

【You are going on a date with Ao Yan, you have to dress up, right? 】

The system sister said seriously.

[You obviously said you were greedy for someone's body, but you have no intention of fighting for it recently. Don't tell me that you are not going to take responsibility because you have kissed someone and took advantage of it! 】

ha?

That time it was clearly Ao Yan who kissed her, not her, Ao Yan was the one who took advantage, right?

How come it looks like she's going to give up?

The corners of Gu Yunchu's mouth twitched slightly, but thinking of the situation in the illusion that day, she touched her lips uncomfortably, and finally changed into a suit of clothes.By the way, I sat at the dressing table.

There are several bottles and jars on the dressing table, which are the rouge she once made for Mrs. Long Jun. For some reason, Mrs. Long Jun always insisted on giving her a few boxes after she finished it, regardless of her refusal.

Speaking of which, at that time, Mrs. Long Jun looked at her with unreasonable enthusiasm.Now she often looks at her like a sister-in-law.

Uh... Did she discover something extraordinary?

Gu Yunchu picked up the rouge, and hesitantly tapped it on his lips a few times.

Ao Yan waited outside, because after all the two little dragons combined were not as big as a fraction of his age, so Ao Yan quickly loosened the chains that tied their mouths.

After waiting for an unknown amount of time, suddenly, a door not far away was opened, and the people inside slowly came out.

Ao Yan subconsciously turned her head, and immediately froze in place.

I saw that Gu Yunchu was wearing a moon-white gauze dress with cloud patterns, and the jade hairpins were inserted obliquely on the cloud temples. His usually beautiful face was a little more rouge, adding a bit of beauty.

Gu Yunchu raised his eyebrows.

"How am I dressed?"

"Cough...very good."

Ao Yan came to his senses, knowing that he shouldn't be staring at Gu Yunchu all the time, but he couldn't bear to look away.

"very nice."

The little black dragon, who was bound into a caterpillar by the scarlet chains, had reached the side of the little silver dragon at some point.Whispered at him.

"Look, your uncle's eyes are squinting!"

"certainly not!"

Xiao Yinlong defended seriously in a low voice.

"He's not my uncle. We're not related by blood. Don't talk about me!"

The little black dragon slanted his small eyes and said contemptuously.

"You're wrong. I heard from Grandma Yu that most of the Dragon Clan are related. There must be a blood relationship between you and that old color dragon!"

The little silver dragon was in a hurry.

"Then you too, you are also a dragon, you are also related, he is the old color dragon, you are the little color dragon!"

Bang Bang!

Ao Yan, who thought that Xiao Yinlong was defending himself, held the scabbard and became angry and slapped these two brats twice, by the way.The scarlet chains bound the mouths of the two little dragons together tightly.

Gu Yunchu let out a chuckle, seeing Ao Yan looking over with resentful eyes, he quickly raised his face to comfort him.

"Hey, you're a child after all, you can't be so rough with children, you have to be loving."

System sister: ... Does this sound familiar?

After a commotion early in the morning, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan were ready to go to the human world. Originally, they planned to go to the world of two people, but the two little dragon cubs on the ground were too obsessive. Looking at them with big black and tearful eyes, which one can open their legs?

What's more, seriously speaking, it was indeed these two little guys who came to find Gu Yunchu first.It would be too cruel for two little kids to play without them.

Ao Yan had no choice but to let go of the chain with a dark face.

"We can take you to play, but you must be obedient!"

The little black dragon who got the permission hovered happily in the air, and immediately sang loudly when he heard the words.

"I promise to be obedient. If you tell me to go east, I will not go west. If you tell me to steal a dog, I will never chase a chicken!"

Ao Yan: ...

For a moment, he didn't know whether to warn the little black dragon that he must not be so obedient when encountering such a thing, or should he ask this kid why he thought that the dignified Lord Qiantang would let him, a little dragon cub, steal chickens and dogs.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yinlong followed closely behind and revealed a big news.

"Me too, I am the most obedient. My father accidentally broke my mother's favorite glass bottle a few days ago. Please don't tell my mother. I haven't told my mother until now!"

Dongyang Longjun broke his wife's favorite glass bottle?

Wait, that's not the point, is it?

Gu Yunchu was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly thought of something, and took a deep look at Xiao Yinlong.

"Uh... who else did you say that to?"

Little Silver Dragon blinked.Break off the dragon claws and start counting.

"Big Brother, Second Brother, Third Brother... Big Sister, Second Sister, Third Sister... Uncle Prime Minister, and Uncle Prime Minister's daughter, Sister Pingping..."

"Stop, stop."

Seeing the little silver dragon counting, the five claws were almost not enough, Gu Yunchu said with a strange expression.

"So you didn't tell your mother, everyone you know told it all over, right?"

Xiao Yinlong didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, so he spoke crisply.

"correct."

Gu Yunchu said with a complicated face.

"Didn't your father beat you up after that?"

Xiao Yinlong was puzzled.

"Beat me? I came to Dongting Lake after that day. I told my parents and I didn't sneak here. Why did my father beat me?"

"It's nothing."

Gu Yunchu couldn't help touching this clever little head, and spoke kindly.

"Don't be in a hurry to go home these few days, hey... hide for a few days if you can."

Little Silver Dragon:? ? ?

Because it was New Year's Eve, many people didn't have to work, so the streets were extremely lively today.Many shops on the street are still open.The hot aroma of restaurants and teahouses keeps wafting out.

The small stalls mostly sell things related to New Year's Eve, such as red paper, peach charms, door god paintings and so on.

Of course, exorcising Nuo is also indispensable on New Year's Eve. People put on masks, change into costumes, and dress up as door gods and judges, as Zhong Kui, the kitchen god of the earth, and so on.Dancing a unique dance, walking all over the streets in the city, which means to drive away the evil spirits in the city.

This kind of large-scale collective activity is naturally extremely lively.If there are many people in the town, it is normal for nearly a hundred or thousands of people to participate in the Nuo opera together.A group of people will wear red-faced, indigo or black-and-white masks.They danced a special dance and yelled something in their mouths. In short, it was as vicious as it was, as scary as it was.Just like painting the door god as fierce as possible, they do this to scare away evil spirits.

The common people don't have the opportunity to watch this kind of Nuo opera on weekdays. They surrounded the streets and alleys one by one, and followed the Nuo opera to watch hard.

At the front of the crowd, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan held a child in one hand and looked around curiously.

The children they pulled looked like they were only five or six years old, and the other seemed to have just learned to walk.It is the transformed little silver dragon and little black dragon.

However, the little black dragon wears a lot of clothes, and he also brought a small cloak to wrap himself tightly, which is rare and cute. Of course, this is not because he is afraid of the cold, but because he is still young, and the shape-shifting is very important to him. It is too difficult to say, so that the two dragon horns on the forehead have not faded.There is also a dragon tail behind the buttocks than ordinary people.

At first, Xiao Heilong felt uncomfortable in the human form, but when he saw the Nuo opera troupe passing by whistling and shouting, he couldn't care less about other things.

"Wow, this is the Nuo opera? It's amazing!"

As a little black dragon who always wants to grow into a ferocious dragon, he expressed his appreciation for the outfits of these mortals at the moment, and silently gave a thumbs up.

Gu Yunchu also watched intently, after all, it was her first time watching a Nuo opera.

To be honest, the costumes in the Nuo opera are really vicious, and she can't understand the shouts and strange footsteps, and it's even more strange to put them in other places separately.

But when these things were combined, there was an inexplicably special flavor. She couldn't tell what it was, but she couldn't help being immersed in it like the laughing people around her, and she was deeply shocked.

Looking around, the whole street has already hung red lanterns early.

People dancing Nuo opera slowly walked through the road separated by the crowd and under the red lanterns,

Picked up by his parents, the child riding on his shoulders held candied haws in his hand and smiled happily.

Crackling, this is the sound of firecrackers in the distance.

To drive away evil spirits and look forward to the life in the coming year, this is the strong taste of the New Year that Gu Yunchu has never felt in his previous life.

The younger sister of the system is puzzled: [Then how did you spend the Chinese New Year before? 】

Gu Yunchu sighed. 【I'm an orphan. After leaving the orphanage, I will naturally live alone. 】

The system sister was blocked.

[Are you hiding at home alone for New Year's Eve dinner? 】

[No, it's worse than this.I am the busiest during Chinese New Year. 】

Gu Yunchu recalled that it was still a little bitter.

[When I was in college, I worked part-time during the Chinese New Year, and when I graduated to work, I worked overtime during the Chinese New Year.Every time I am alone, after the new year, I can only take a vacation while taking a super double salary, eating hot pot and drinking milk tea, and posting pitifully on the circle of friends waiting for classmates or colleagues to like me. 】

The younger sister of the system who was pitiful to Gu Yunchu: ...

Sure enough, she shouldn't be sympathetic to Gu Yunchu. Gu Yunchu can make himself happy wherever he goes.It's better to sympathize with Gu Yunchu than to sympathize with myself who is always fooled by Gu Yunchu!

Gu Yunchu, who teased the younger sister of the system, had a smile on his face.

She really didn't feel lonely when she was working overtime at the company during the New Year's Eve, but... now it seems that it is very good to have Ao Yan's company.

"Ao Yan."

Ao Yan turned his head when he heard the voice, and saw Gu Yunchu in the crowd smiling like a flower at him.

"Shall we watch the Nuo opera again on New Year's Eve next year?"

Ao Yan: "Okay."

After watching the Nuo opera, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan went shopping with the two little kids.Probably infected by the taste of the New Year, Gu Yunchu walked to a small stall, picked up the peach charms and door god paintings on the stall, and looked at them.

Peach charms are the names of the two gods Shentu and Yulei written on the peach wood board to ward off evil spirits.The portrait of the door god is also used to ward off evil spirits.

Ao Yan was taken aback, thinking that Gu Yunchu wanted to buy this.

Although Dongting Lake is preparing for the New Year, no one bought these. After all, they are gods themselves, and this activity is just for fun. If they buy door god portraits and hang them, there will be powerful monsters in Dongting Dragon Palace. I still don't know who is protecting whom!

Before he could speak, the old man who sold the goods spoke first.

Probably people are more lively on festive days, looking up and seeing the appearance of Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, he said with a smile.

"Young master is really lucky to have such a good-looking wife and two unicorns!"

As soon as these words came out, Ao Yan paused.

Husband... madam?Kirin?

His ears turned red, and he hurriedly wanted to explain, but Gu Yunchu beside him laughed.

"Old man, how do you know we are husband and wife?"

The old man laughed when he heard this.

"Madam, don't be joking. Although I am old, my eyesight is still very good. Everyone can tell that you are out shopping with your wives and belts!"

In short, he is not blind!

Afterwards, he actively promoted his own goods to Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, saying auspicious flattery every time.

After a while, he said that Ao Yan was lucky to have such a beautiful daughter-in-law.

After a while, he said that Gu Yunchu was blessed to have such an imposing husband.

After a while, he admired the cuteness of the two children. Their noses and eyes are exactly the same as those of the husband and wife carved out of the same mold.

Gu Yunchu was fine, after all, he had never seen anything in his previous life, but to be honest, Long Aoyan's ears were burning, and his face seemed to be normal, but his brain was about to explode.He wanted to explain because Gu Yunchu's words were difficult to explain, and because Gu Yunchu's words just now were so confusing.

When he came back to his senses, he had already left the small stall, still holding the peach charm and the portrait of the door god he had just bought in his hand.

Gu Yunchu said with a smile.

"You are a real person, where are you planning to post these things when you buy them?"

Two brats chatting with each other.

Little Black Dragon: "Look at your uncle, when people say that he and Gu Yunchu are husband and wife, his soul will fly away, and he will buy whatever he says, he is really worthless."

Xiao Yinlong draws the line seriously.

"It has been said that I am a dragon from Dongyang, and I have no blood relationship with Uncle Ao Yan!"

So just call Uncle Ao Yan worthless, don't involve him!

The worthless Ao Yan: ...