Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

The deep pond is full of stagnant water, very turbid and dirty. At first glance, it is the love of mosquitoes, but it has already entered winter, and the weather has reduced a lot of mosquitoes. Only dead branches float on the water surface, and dark green algae take up most of it. On the surface of the water, there are sticky foam and rotting dead leaves.

Going further, there is a piece of muddy land. The sticky and muddy mud looks dirty, and a man-made bluestone road bypasses the muddy land far away.

Frogs, big or small, crawled around in the water, mud, and ground.There are frogs everywhere in this area, which makes people feel weird when they see them.

Not far away, there is a tall temple at the end of Qingshi Road.There are two large stone statues of frogs at the door, which are half the height of a person.But when I went inside to see, there were no frog statues inside.

Just as Gu Yunchu and the others walked around the muddy ground, laughter like barbells could be faintly heard from the nearby woods.

"Hahaha, come on!"

"Come and chase me!"

"Come on, I'm here!"

A series of chaotic and hurried footsteps came from the forest not far away, and then a group of handsome men and women in green clothes ran out from inside.

Their stature is a bit shorter than ordinary people, but this does not affect their happiness at the moment.

A few girls ran in front with their short legs, giggling, and a man behind him was stumbling after him with his eyes covered with cloth strips.It seems to be playing a small game of 'you come and chase me, if you catch me, I will give you hehehe'.

The girls in front froze when they saw Gu Yunchu and the others, and the man took this opportunity to hug one of the girls.

"Hahaha, look who I caught?"

He tore off his cloth strips and looked at the girl in front of him with a smug smile.

"So it's you. I said why it smells so fragrant. What kind of powder are you wearing? Let me smell it."

As he spoke, his big head arched towards the girl's neck.

The girl quickly pushed him shyly.

"Oh, someone!"

"It's not the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year. Where did you come from at this time?"

The man turned his head impatiently, but when he saw Chen Su and Gu Yunchu, his eyes lit up.

"It turns out that there are really people there, and they are still two beauties."

The man who was still indifferent to the girl at the moment pushed the woman in his arms away irritably, smiled and moved towards Gu Yunchu and Chen Su.

"You two beauties, where are you going?"

Ao Yan, who was completely ignored, stepped in and stood in front of the man.

"Why ask knowingly. This road should only lead to one place."

The man who was fascinated by beauty was immediately blocked by a 'wall'. He raised his head slightly, but he could only see the other person's chest. When he raised his head again, he could only see the other person's stern chin. He continued to look up... I couldn't move my back anymore, the back of my head was almost stuck to my back.

What the hell, is this guy a Zhuzi Chengjing?

The man had no choice but to take two steps back, and finally saw the giant standing in front of him clearly.When he realized that the man in front of him was not only tall, but also handsomer than himself, the man's complexion suddenly became a little ugly.He was not as polite as before.

"Who talked to you, didn't you see that I was talking to two beauties? Why did you interrupt?!"

"Because I like to interrupt."

Ao Yan could tell at a glance that the frivolous guy in front of him was not a human being. Seeing that the male demon spoke so annoyingly, his eyes turned cold, and he raised his thumb against the hilt of his sword.Immediately, the sword revealed a section of white blade.

"Are you dissatisfied?"

Those men and women were nothing more than small monsters who barely made themselves into shape, and they didn't have any magical powers at all. Seeing Ao Yan being so aggressive, the arrogance of that male monster suddenly weakened.

The male demon took another step back.

"Let's...presumptuous, do you know where this place is?"

Gu Yunchu said that I would answer this question and rushed to answer it immediately.

"Huangni Mountain in the south of Dujia Village, Hanshuize County!"

That's not what he meant!

The male demon choked.

"This is the territory of the Frog God, and there is the Frog Temple, do you know?!"

Gu Yunchu became impatient.

"Why do you always ask such mentally retarded questions? Didn't we already talk about it before? This path leads to a place!"

The male demon stared.

"Then since you know this is in front of the Frog Temple, you dare to use weapons against me? Do you know who I am?"

Gu Yunchu looked him up and down with a serious face, and then said with certainty.

"This is the land of the Frog God. Frogs are everywhere in this area. You are moving around in this deserted place, and you are still wearing a green shirt, and you are so short..."

It dawned on her.

"You must be a fine short winter melon!"

That's right, I am...

"Who are you calling a short winter melon?!"

After hearing the first half of the sentence, the male demon was about to claim the identity card with a kind of demeanor, but when he heard the second half of Gu Yunchu's sentence, he jumped up in anger.

"I'm the youngest son of the Frog God! I'm not some dwarf melon who has become a spirit!"

Gu Yunchu looked taught.

"So you are not a dwarf melon, you are a dwarf frog."

The face of the youngest son of the Frog God turned black.

"I'm not short!"

"Hmm, you're not short, so can you stand back and talk to me?"

Gu Yunchu spoke calmly.

"My neck hurts a bit from talking with my head down all the time."

Frog God's youngest son: Aren't you calling him short?

Seeing that he was tyrannical, and these people were even more tyrannical than him, this obsessed young son of Frog God became a little vigilant.

"What the hell are you here for?"

Gu Yunchu rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"We have already said at the very beginning that we are going to the Frog Temple. Going to the Frog Temple is naturally going to meet the Frog God. Why don't you think it is? Playing the leaf card is missing one, so we made a special trip here ?”

Frog God's youngest son met the expression that seemed to be mentally retarded, and his face turned blue and pale.Suddenly, he said as if he had caught something.

"Since you are going to pay homage to my father, what about your offerings? How dare you come to pay homage to my father without bringing anything, I think you are tired of living?!"

A sneer flashed in Ao Yan's eyes, and he was about to say that their little frog monster dared to ask Lord Qiantang to blackmail him for offerings.But Gu Yunchu was faster than him, and said right away.

"Offer? Yes, yes!"

Gu Yunchu grinned and made a gesture of three.

"We have prepared a full 3000 million for today!"

"3000?"

Ao Yan and Chen Su looked over suspiciously, they clearly came with two hands and two paws, they didn't prepare for anything?

And the youngest son of the Frog God was overjoyed.

"3000 million?!"

3000 million what?Gold or silver?

"Yes, 3000."

Gu Yunchu continued with a smile.

"I bless the great Frog God, be happy, be safe, and be healthy!"

Crowd: ...

Not only was Sister System not surprised, but she felt speechless as if she knew it would happen.

How could the youngest son of the Frog God still not realize that he was being tricked.

"You dare to play with me?!"

Gu Yunchu faked a smile.

"How could this be tricking you? This is my most sincere blessing to your father, the Frog God. Most people don't want it!"

"What kind of offering are you?! You still want to visit my father like this. Daydreaming!"

The son of the Frog God waved his hand, and the nearby frogs swimming on the water, crawling on the ground, and rolling in the mud all stopped and gathered towards this side with bulging eyes staring blankly. Gu Yunchu and everyone.

Chen Su spoke coldly.

"Are you going to do it?"

She couldn't wait any longer, and asked directly if the fight could start, but she didn't want the son of the Frog God to hear this as a sign of weakness.Immediately sneered, a pair of eyes squinted at Chen Su.

"Now I finally know I'm afraid? But it's too late. If you don't make a good apology today, I will never let you go easily. Of course... I am kind, so I won't make it too hard for you, as long as you , and you two stay to be my concubines, and serve by my side from now on, I can keep your lives."

Ao Yan's eyes immediately turned cold.

"Serve? Return the concubine's room?"

Gu Yunchu sized up this little green guy in disbelief, and found that his expression was serious, and he seemed to feel the magic of the species in the universe.

"No, no, you should leave this honor to others. After all, with your small body, if you stand outside with me, others will think you are my son. And to be honest, I have bad eyesight in the middle of the night. In case What if I trampled you to death?"

Chen Su, who had a cold face, sneered upon hearing this.

"Yeah, with your head, it's not enough to be your concubine, but if you want, you can call me grandma!"

"You still dare to take advantage of me?! It seems that you really don't want to drink a toast!"

Frog God's youngest son had never been so angry, so he waved his hand immediately.

"Give it to me, grab those two women, as for the man who disrespected me, he will kill him directly!"

"Quack! quack! quack!"

The frogs made a hasty sound, like a battle horn, and then jumped towards Gu Yunchu and the others.The scene of countless densely packed frogs, either as steamed buns or as big as a millstone, rushing towards people is indeed scary.

Probably Ao Yan looked the most difficult to deal with with a sword, so he had the most frogs besieging him. On the other side, a few slippery frogs that were as big as pumpkins rushed towards Gu Yunchu.

A pair of bulging lifeless eyes are extremely strange, the body covered with dark green patterns, the big mouth, and the ejected tongue are all so scalp-numbing.

And there was a rough sound coming from the biggest mouth.

"Quack, die! Quack!"

Ordinary girls would have screamed in fright when they saw such a situation, but to Gu Yunchu who had even seen Jia Coconut before, it was just a small scene.

She didn't even use the character card, she just kicked up speechlessly.Right in the middle of the big frog's soft white belly.

There was only a scream of "croak!"Gu Yunchu seemed to be possessed by a woman's foot, kicking the pumpkin-sized frog instantly gliding through a touching parabola in the air.Bang Dang smashed into the big pit on one side, which should look like a dry pond.The big frog bumped into the stone, kicked all four legs, and fell to the ground.

"nice shot!"

Chen Su also didn't take those frogs seriously, instead Gu Yunchu chatted.

"Do you have any name for this kick?"

Gu Yunchu was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately smiled.

"Where is it. It's just a shooting star abduction. It's a trivial skill, not worth mentioning."

Chen Su raised her eyebrows.

"Meteor Crutch? It's a good name, so I'll make a fool of myself."

She also kicked up and kicked a frog diagonally, causing the frog to crash into a big tree hole in a distant tree.

"This trick is called Xie Yan Fei!"

"Good ball! Good ball!"

Gu Yunchu immediately slapped his hands in support, then dodged to avoid the impact of a frog, kicked his feet, picked up a small frog, and kicked it backflipping.

"This trick is to hang the golden hook upside down!"

Chen Su: "Look at me, the scorpion is wagging its tail!"

Two frogs flew up in the air with a bang, the smaller one lay on top of the larger one, and both were kicked into the pit.

Gu Yunchu: "Look at my trick, the crow sits on the eagle!"

Seeing that Chen Su could still do this, she immediately kicked again, and a big frog flew in the air, and a small frog stepped on it.

"Then my trick is called Flying Elephant Stepping on Mouse!"

Gu Yunchu flew up a few feet.Kicked all the big and small frogs away.

"Meteor shower!"

Chen Su kicked a small frog, and before it landed, it flew up several times, kicking several big frogs to form a tight arc in the air.Then they all fell into the water with a bang bang bang.

"This is called monkey fishing for the moon!"

Gu Yunchu scratched her face, unable to think of a new move for a while, but the desire to win and lose was surging in her heart at this moment, and suddenly, she had a flash of inspiration.Bang, bang, a chain of legs kicked the few remaining frogs around to the muddy ground, and several frogs threw their bodies to the ground suddenly appeared on the muddy ground.

At the same time, Gu Yunchu put his hands on his hips and smiled charmingly.

"My trick is called Knocking Mud Frog!"

[cough cough cough! 】

The younger sister of the system can no longer remember that this is the first time that Gu Yunchu has messed up her data, what the hell!Why don't you say "Frog Daxi Frog" (Japanese meaning: I am...)? !Isn't this damn desire to win too strange? !

Chen Su looked at her in confusion.

"Knock mud frog? What does this mean?"

Gu Yunchu said.

"This is the language of the small country of Dongying, and the frog with the mud is actually the meaning of hello on their side."

Chen Su nodded deeply.

"He said hello to this group of frogs before flying them, and then the frogs of Koi Ni also told what happened to them. This move has profound meaning and is really powerful. I am not as good as you."

Sister System, who obviously noticed the smile in Chen Su's eyes: ...It's really hard for you to talk such serious nonsense.

Gu Yunchu didn't care so much, he was immediately overwhelmed with pride after hearing Chen Su's praise, but he still laughed and said it pretending to be modest. "Acceptance, acquiescence."

Immediately, Chen Su couldn't help laughing, she just felt how cute this kid was.

At the same time, Ao Yan on the other side also opened up all the swarms of frogs around him, and fell to the ground one by one, turning their white bellies.

Opposite them was only the youngest son of the Frog God and the girls in green clothes.

Ao Yan turned his head.

"I don't know that you can still play a good kick?"

Gu Yunchu looked up proudly.

"There's more you don't know."

Chen Su looked at the youngest son of the Frog God with a sneer.

"It's just that these little frogs can't relieve their itchy feet. I don't know if your prototype can resist some beatings."

"You...what do you want? Don't come here. My father is Lord Frog God. If you dare to hurt me, my father will not let you go!"

Frog God's youngest son didn't expect these people to be so strong, he hurriedly wanted to retreat.

"Frog God? How dare the little frog monster call himself a god?"

Ao Yan snorted coldly, and with a big wave of his hand, several red chains flew out from his sleeves, separately tied the hands and feet of Frog God's youngest son, and dragged him to his side.

The frog banshees were so frightened that their faces turned pale. While calling out to the young master in panic, they were afraid of Gu Yunchu and the others, so they didn't dare to come forward to rescue them.

And the little son of the Frog God was so frightened that he soared his high-pitched voice, shouting "Father save me, father save me!"

The weeping look didn't show the audacity of clamoring to marry Gu Yunchu and Chen Su as concubines before.

Suddenly, there was a loud shout from the Frog Temple.

"stop!"

Then a green light flew out from the temple and landed in front of everyone. They saw an old man in a green robe, who was also very short, with a broad body and a pair of cloudy old eyes protruding slightly.He was looking at everyone angrily.

Such a strong demon power.

Gu Yunchu narrowed her eyes. Although she didn't know how to look at Qi, she could tell from the aura that the old man was constantly sending out that this guy was not simple.Thinking about it, this might be the Frog God who is famous in the neighborhood and would lose his temper if the offerings were not delivered well.

Ao Yan looked at the old man and said coldly.

"After looking at the temple for so long, are you finally willing to come out?"

Chen Su sneered coldly.

"You came here too fast, if you come later, we can kick your little son like a ball."

Chen Su's words were very strange. After all, the Frog Temple is not far away. Someone beat his own descendants at the door of his house, and the old man kept saying that he only came out now after making such a big commotion. How fast is this speed?It's as slow as a turtle crawling!

The old man only felt that the ridicule of the two had slapped him in the face.Immediately his face turned cold.

"Several people who didn't bring offerings but brought swords to me, and attacked my descendants when they came up, isn't it too rude?!"

"Hey, you can't wish us casually."

Gu Yunchu looked down at the old man.

"It's your little son who doesn't know whether he is a frog or a toad when he puts on human skin. He daydreams all day long. He still dares to miss us when he is not as tall as a green onion. He still wants to beat people if he can't be threatened. We have no choice but to beat him up." Give him a meal to wake him up, and besides, who said we didn't bring offerings, we came up the mountain sincerely, and we brought a total of 3000 million!"

The old man sneered.

"3000 million from the top and bottom of your mouth? You girl is really shameless!"

Being scolded by an old man for being shameless by pointing at his nose like this, Gu Yunchu was not only not angry, but even laughed.

"How do you know that my 3000 million is a matter of lip service?"

She smiled and said to the frogs who were beaten up all over the floor.

"You heard it too. The old frog watched you turn into a mud frog, a tree frog, and a soil frog. Are you his descendants? It looks like he picked you up. It’s the same, why don’t you still hang out with me? At least when you are being beaten, I promise not to hide and peek!”

"Shut up!"

The old man roared angrily.He seemed to want to make a move, but in the end he just glanced at Ao Yan fearfully.

"What do you want to do when you come to me, you might as well just say it!"

"I just wanted to ask you three questions."

Ao Yan raised his eyes coldly, his eyes were full of sharpness.

"First, why are your descendants spreading water mang grass outside? Second, do you have any collusion with those Yin gods who committed crimes recently in the underworld? Third, have you heard of the name Yinbaicheng?"

He didn't beat around the bush either, and got straight to the point.

But these three short questions really startled the old man.His eyes widened in astonishment, and a pair of old eyes that were already slightly protruding almost popped out.For a while, my heart turned back and forth.

How do they know this?

How much do they know?

Could it be that the underworld has found him?No, no, the two of them together don't look like those from the underworld at all.

"I don't know what you guys are talking about. I'm just a frog demon practicing in the mountains. I've never been in contact with any aquatic plants or not, let alone any ghosts of the underworld."

The old man spoke coldly.

"If you have nothing else to do, please go back."

The youngest son of the Frog God was lying on the ground bound by chains.When Gu Yunchu heard the words, he immediately stomped on the palm of Frog God's youngest son.Amidst the cry of the youngest son of Cai Frog God, she raised her eyes to look at the old man.

"Your son is still talking to us. Is it really okay to speak so hard? If you don't answer well again, be careful that we seal him with yellow mud. Once the fire is roasted, he will directly become a roasted mud frog, making your hair gray Frogs send black-haired frogs!"

System sister: [...You really let me realize that I underestimated you every time I thought I had seen through you. How come you said I didn’t realize that you have studied Japanese so well before? 】

Gu Yunchu smiled modestly: [Hey, it's easy to say, but it's actually just like this. 】

The old man's eyes sharpened when he heard this.Because Gu Yunchu has no mana fluctuations now, no matter how you look at it, he is the weakest mortal in the team, so the old man just glared at Gu Yunchu, then looked at Ao Yan and gritted his teeth.

"Using my child as a hostage, so insidious and cunning, when did the Dragon Clan act like this?"

If the old man had said this a few years earlier, Ao Yan might have really let him go, proving with his strength that he didn't need any conspiracy at all.but now……

"you are wrong."

Facing the questioning, Ao Yan said calmly.

"Our Dragon Clan is not only insidious and cunning, but also domineering and arrogant, doing evil and lawless."

This is not because Ao Yan is discrediting the Dragon Clan.In fact, the reputation of the dragon clan itself is not very good. Although it is said that the dragon is majestic and domineering, and is worshiped by the world, labels such as dragon nature, domineering and perverse behavior are also attached to the dragon clan.

The old man choked, looking at the handsome and stern man in front of him, he was speechless for a moment.

He didn't say this to make you agree!

Who would have thought that you, a dragon, would be so thick-skinned when looking at someone with thick eyebrows and big eyes? !

The old man gritted his teeth.

"You dare to say that you dare to leave a name for blatantly discrediting the dragon clan! Let me see where the dragon you are!"

Ao Yan thought for a while and said with a serious face.

"My name is not worth mentioning, but you should have heard of the name of the Lord of Muhe, right?"

Gu Yunchu and Chen Su both looked sideways. After all, Ao Yan is Lord Qiantang, so where is his relationship with Muhe?

Gu Yunchu knew a little more. She remembered that when she first met Ao Yan, the green dragon he killed seemed to be the real son of Muhe Longjun, right?

But the old man didn't know about it, and when he heard this, he immediately showed consternation and fear.

"Mu He? Could it be...you are Lu Longjun's son?"

Ao Yan spoke calmly.

"No, I'm just the son of Lu Longjun's cousin's nephew's aunt's brother-in-law's brother-in-law. I was lucky enough to stay in Muhe for a while."

Ao Yan thought about it in his mind, he didn't lie, the purebred dragons were basically related.He did have some distant relatives with Lu Longjun.

As for staying in Muhe for a while?

Uh... the beating of Mr. Lu Long's son Lu Ling from the east end of the Muhe River to the west end of the Muhe River should be counted as staying in Muhe River, right?

Gu Yunchu immediately understood Ao Yan's plan.A smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

[As expected of the man I've taken a fancy to, he's even pulling the flag? ! 】

System younger sister: [Shouldn't you reflect on why the handsome, upright man Long, who was originally thick-browed and big-eyed, became more and more crooked after he met you? 】

Gu Yunchu thought about it seriously, and finally said deeply.

[Maybe it's because... this kid has this potential since he was a child? 】

System sister: ...

On the other side, the old man gritted his teeth.

"Even if you rely on Muhe's Lu Longjun, you can't be so domineering. You just need to return the child to me, and I can let it go, but if you don't return it... Humph, you must know that I am not a vegetarian!"

"I know, you eat bugs. But, do you know what I eat?"

Ao Yan nodded, and the dragon majesty on his body pressed towards the old man like a mountain.There was an undisguised cold and fierce light in his eyes.

What a mighty Longwei!

The old man's face turned serious, he looked at Gu Yunchu and the others who were clearly difficult to deal with, and then at his useless young son.

"Okay! The dragon that came out of Muhe is really powerful, and he bullies me like an old man."

He gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.Said viciously.

"Since that's the case, my child's skills are inferior to others, so you just go ahead and arrest me! I think there are thousands of descendants of Frog God, and I'm still afraid of this little threat from you?!"

After finishing speaking, the old man decisively sacrificed his youngest son, turned around and turned into a green light, and flew back to the Frog Temple again.

The cold wind blew by, and a few dead leaves fluttered down. Frogs with white bellies were lying on the ground, Gu Yunchu and the three stood there with bewildered faces, and the youngest son of the Frog God lying on the ground still hadn't shed tears. He was held back in disbelief.