Xiao Gong eats meat every night

At the moment when he closed his eyes, Zhu Yunbo was still thinking, should he ask his father to buy some cows for him tomorrow?

Early the next morning, Zhu's mother saw her son coming downstairs with huge dark circles under his eyes.

"What's wrong?" Mother asked concerned.

Zhu's father snorted coldly and continued to eat breakfast.

"Dad, can you buy a cow for me?" Zhu Yunbo asked with vacant eyes.

Dad Zhu almost choked on the soy milk: "You?"

Zhu's mother quickly replied: "Son, you don't want to live in seclusion in the mountains to quit your sexuality, do you?"

Zhu Yunbo couldn't complain about his mother's imagination, so he told them forcefully: "I want to cultivate immortality!"

After a while of awkward silence, Zhu Yunbo's heart trembled.

Zhu's father took out a wad of money from his bag and threw it over: "Don't go out and mess around, I'll buy you all the yachts you want. Well, I have a meeting, so let's not talk about it."

Zhu Yunbo pinched Grandpa Mao, who was as tall as a fifty-cent coin, and didn't know whether he was happy or worried.

You know, I moved out of the house because I like playing games.

If I had known that my father would be so tolerant of me because of my sexual orientation, why did I fight so much fearlessly back then!

Taking the money, Zhu Yunbo happily went out to buy cattle.

But as soon as he went out, he saw a handsome handsome guy at the door, with his arms folded, and he seemed to be waiting for a long time.

Sure enough, I was not delusional last night!This guy hit the night again last night!

From the moment he closed his eyes, Zhu Yunbo felt that someone was peeping, as expected!

"I'll go with you." Bai Wenxiu put on a gentle expression as much as possible.

But that unnatural appearance made Zhu Yunbo frightened.

Stalking is popular among gods now?The world is going down.

Thinking that he couldn't get rid of him, Zhu Yunbo increased his determination to become a fairy!

If you can become a colleague, you can sexually harass him!

With the money in his pocket, Zhu Yunbo kicked the accelerator and drove a few kilometers.

Bai Wenxiu asked, "Where are you going?"

"Of course I bought a cow!" Zhu Yunbo said as a matter of course.

Bai Wenxiu frowned, apparently dismissive of that filthy place.

"It's 30 days of cattle grazing, and you insist on buying one? How do you get back?"

With a screech of "呲——", Zhu Yunbo swayed, and looked at Bai Wenxiu in shock.

Seeing his stupid look, Bai Wenxiu felt his heart tickle, bowed his head and leaned over to kiss him.

"Shut up!"

Zhu Yunbo felt like he was facing an enemy, he pushed Bai Wenxiu's face fiercely with one hand, and tightly covered his mouth with the other.

Never make the same mistake a second time!

Due to the excessive force, when Zhu Yunbo let go, Bai Wenxiu had red marks on his face many times.

Zhu Yunbo: ...

Although Bai Wenxiu's face darkened a bit, he slowly released it.

Hundreds of years of waiting had made him hone his mind a lot.

The previous cold arrogance and contempt for mortals gradually softened during the lifetime of searching.

Zhu Yunbo was afraid that the person opposite would run away, what if he threw himself out of the car window!

But seeing the handsome guy with an air-conditioning sound gradually changed from gnashing his teeth to being calm and calm, and even a little more ambiguous, Zhu Yunbo couldn't sit still anymore!

"Shouldn't you pay some price for what you did just now?" Bai Wenxiu's silky silver hair brushed against Zhu Yunbo's thigh as he slowly moved forward.

As a last resort, Zhu Yunbo could only stop the car, leaned back hard, and almost merged with the back seat of the car.

"You came here by yourself, don't care about my business!" Zhu Yunbo cheered silently in his heart, he couldn't be cowardly!

"Why, you are so precious, you can't be relied on?" Bai Wenxiu said and moved closer.

Only one punch away, the two breaths intertwined.

Zhu Yunbo was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe, his face was blushing and he was holding his breath, his appearance was very cute.

After Bai Wenxiu stared at him for a few seconds, he slowly withdrew.

"Just kidding, let's drive." His tone was indifferent, as if it was really a joke just now.

Zhu Yunbo heaved a sigh of relief, stepped on the accelerator a few more times, and drove directly to the breeding farm designated by the navigation.

Although his family also started animal husbandry in Australia, Zhu Yunbo has always flattered the life motto of "life lies in stillness" and doesn't want to go anywhere except the house.

Seeing a live cow for the first time in his life, he was still full of surprises.

The farmer came over to introduce him graciously, but Zhu Yunbo interrupted him with a headache before he spoke for a long time. He just wanted to herd cattle, not buy a farm.

"It's enough for me to buy one." Zhu Yunbo said sincerely.

The farmer froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "Yes, yes, it's okay to buy one to see the quality first, and then talk about it. I understand the rules."

Zhu Yunbo stretched out his hand, just as he was about to explain that he really only bought one end, when Bai Wenxiu firmly grasped the hand that was put in the air and pressed it down.

"Choose the best." Bai Wenxiu said coldly.

The farmer looked at the interlocking fingers of the two, his mind spinning rapidly.It must be a same-sex lover who wants to live in seclusion, run a farm together, and live a life of idle clouds and wild cranes every day, tsk tsk tsk, young people nowadays will really enjoy it.

Don't bully me, I'm out of the way, I can't keep up with the trend of the times!After filling in all kinds of loving scenes in his mind, the farmer smiled wretchedly.

Zhu Yunbo's body trembled when he was watched, and he always felt that he seemed to be close to some mysterious organization.

So much so that he was led all the way by Bai Wenxiu, and he didn't even notice.

Until a docile cow was brought over, Zhu Yunbo moved his right hand.

"Fuck! You're playing a hooligan!" He yelled reflexively.

Bai Wenxiu turned a deaf ear and let go of his hands lightly. Zhu Yunbo immediately jumped one meter away, looking warily at the "old god" who had ulterior motives.

The farmer's hands trembled, his eyes became vigilant and dull, and he walked up to Zhu Yunbo with a smile on his face, and asked him if he was in trouble.

Suddenly he heard a cold snort from behind, the silver-haired old man just stood with his hands behind his back, and the sense of oppression made the farmer with "overwhelmed sense of justice" obediently lead the cow over.

There is a hill nearby, also within range of the farmer.

Bai Wenxiu looked at the position, leaned over and said something in the cow's ear, and then patted its buttocks, and the cow slowly walked over by itself, wagging its tail.

The farmer was stunned, and Zhu Yunbo's teeth itched in anger.

The young master is also going to cultivate immortality. When I become famous, I must look good to you!

Thinking of being led all the way just now, Zhu Yunbo shook his hands vigorously, letting the wind dispel the smell from his hands.

Reluctantly following Bai Wenxiu, Zhu Yunbo took out his phone and poked the Xiuxian app a few times.

It's all caused by this ghost thing, come up with such a weird rule, and now go to the Qingqing Grassland to herd cattle, how can I have fun playing games!

The brothers have missed him as the boss these days. If he doesn't go online for a month, won't he be hated by thousands of people?

Thinking of this, Zhu Yunbo thought of quitting.

Bai Wenxiu saw through his little thoughts at a glance, and said slowly: "Once the mission starts, it cannot be terminated, otherwise it will be bombarded by 99 thunderbolts."

"Is it a lie?" Zhu Yunbo didn't believe it.

"Why don't you try it?" Bai Wenxiu raised his eyebrows, his eyes full of sarcasm.

I don't know if it was because the slandering of the gods in the past few lives caused the sky thunder, which left a deep imprint on Zhu Yunbo's soul.

Zhu Yunbo rolled his eyes and didn't answer. He picked up a piece of dog's tail grass and dangled it in front of him.

The moment he raised his eyes, the bull behind him rushed towards him like crazy, and Bai Wenxiu didn't expect it.

Zhu Yunbo raised his hands to his ears and screamed in fright, but his feet had long since softened into mud and he couldn't move at all.

Like a live target, waiting for the bull to come on a rampage.