Xiao Gong eats meat every night

Bai Wenxiu counted and found Zhu Yunbo's position immediately.

This time Bai Wenxiu was relaxed, and even his walking posture could not help being a bit chic.

He has silver hair like a waterfall, and he is extraordinarily ostentatious in the sun, attracting a lot of pointers along the way, and even some bold girls came directly to strike up a conversation.

Hundreds of years ago, Bai Wenxiu was dismissive of ordinary people.

But thinking that he was about to be in the same space with them, and that he might even join the ranks of mortals, he was slowly relieved.

Although the way of rejecting girls is still very cold, but it is no longer disdainful and contemptuous.

Zhu Yunbo in this life should be able to accept such a self, right?

There was a loud knock on the door, and Zhu Yunbo in this life was manipulating 200 catties of fat, as if he had returned to the way he was a hundred years ago.

It's just that he was even more lazy in this life. The distance from the bedroom to the door was only 5 steps, and he dragged it for [-] minutes before unscrewing the handle.

"Who is it?" Zhu Yunbo was lazy, too lazy to even look through the cat's eyes.

Anyway, in a fat house like his, he has no money and no sex, and he doesn't care who knocks on the door.

Bai Wenxiu didn't know how long he hadn't smiled, but when the arc split, he felt his whole body was a little stiff, his face seemed distorted, a little unnatural.

"Handsome, can you not laugh, I'm cold..." Zhu Yunbo said timidly.

How could such a handsome face, which is so angry and resentful, pull out a ghostly smile?

Bai Wenxiu's face slowly returned to its original position, and finally returned to the state of an iceberg of ten thousand years.

Zhu Yunbo secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "Are you here to check the gas or check the meter box? I seem to have been here before, come in, come in."

Seeing that Zhu Yunbo was unprepared and fled into the room without hesitation, Bai Wenxiu frowned.

When the door was just opened, the round had just been played, and now it's time to start the second round.

Zhu Yunbo looked at the computer and started calling friends, and after a while the battle was formed.

Just when he was playing happily, suddenly the computer screen went black!

You must know that for a fat house that relies on computers to survive, it would be a catastrophe if the computer broke down!

After Zhu Yunbo howled, he began to show patience like never before, checking all the accessories of the computer.

Everything has been checked, and there seems to be no other problems?So how can it be black screen for no reason?

After thinking for a while, Zhu Yunbo's eyes fell on the power cord.

Could it be that the socket is on fire?

Looking along the power cord, the cord that was supposed to be plugged into the power strip was actually held by that handsome silver-haired guy!

Cutting off my power and unplugging my network cable is simply killing my father!

Zhu Yunbo stood up angrily, rolled up his sleeves and was ready to fight Bai Wenxiu!

Seeing someone rushing towards him, Bai Wenxiu stretched out one finger and lightly tapped Zhu Yunbo's forehead, and his two hundred kilograms body was pushed away abruptly.

Zhu Yunbo's forehead bounced off immediately as if something was burning it.

"You know magic tricks! Let me tell you, I'm not afraid!" As he said, Zhu Yunbo frantically found a small bell on the table.

"Zhu Bajie gave this to me. If you dare to mess around again, I'll shake you out of your wits!" Zhu Yunbo said while looking at Bai Wenxiu vigilantly.

In fact, when Zhu Bajie came to him, Zhu Yunbo didn't care what Zhu Bajie said.

Fairy?Compared with domestic gods, he prefers Hatsune who can transform into a real body.

But he didn't expect that Zhu Bajie left behind a small bell for his protection after trying hard to persuade him for so long, and told him that with the bell, evil spirits and heretics could not invade.

Of course, this was a bit of an uproar for Zhu Yunbo, but he didn't expect it to come in handy so soon.

Although I don't know whether the bell has the miraculous effect it said, but it's better than fighting the monster alone.

But this silver-haired beauty seems to have no fear of his bell?

Not only that, but he was getting closer and closer.

"Don't come here! I'm really shaking!"

Seeing that there was no deterrent effect at all, Zhu Yunbo finally made up his mind to shake the bell.

The crisp and sweet bell sounded like the jingle of wind chimes.

But no matter how nice the ringtone was, it was of no use to that man!

Zhu Yunbo covered his eyes vigorously and screamed like "covering ears and stealing bells".

A pair of slightly cool hands held the back of his fat hands, and then his hands were pulled away.

Zhu Yunbo felt a burst of clear air approaching, he had to open his eyes, and saw Bai Wenxiu's handsome face approaching.

His lips were kissed without any resistance.

Zhu Yunbo's whole body was stiff, and he couldn't breathe for a long time, until his face turned purple from suffocation, he took a deep breath.

This is - pervert? !

Zhu Yunbo felt that his three views were shattered!A pervert is not shy, and even a man with his own beauty can go down with it?

Zhu Yunbo gave up completely, it seems that today's life is going to be over!

Bai Wenxiu was also very depressed.

Why does Zhu Yunbo in this life look a little - abnormal?

Could it be that he has been reincarnated for too long and has no feeling for himself at all?

Bai Wenxiu sighed.

It seems that we should not act too hastily, we must proceed step by step.

Reluctantly letting go of Zhu Yunbo, Bai Wenxiu shifted his gaze to the mobile phone on the computer desk.

He hooked his fingers, and the phone floated over, and he held it in his palm.

Zhu Yunbo shrank back into the corner very cowardly, trying to squeeze himself into the wall, but unfortunately it was too big.

Bai Wenxiu clicked on his phone and finally found the "Xiu Xian APP" that Zhu Bajie had downloaded for him.

"Having this can help you speed up your practice." Bai Wenxiu turned around, trying to make his voice sound gentle.

"Cultivating immortals?" Zhu Yunbo was stunned for more than ten seconds before he realized, "You are also an immortal! Oh~ no wonder that bell has no effect on you. But is there such a lack of immortals in heaven? You can go to the street to find them, I can't of."

After knowing Bai Wenxiu's identity, Zhu Yunbo became more courageous.

After all, gods never hurt mortals, right?

Zhu Yunbo happily ran back to the computer desk, plugged in the power, and was ready to charge again!

But soon, he smelled a burning smell.

Following the smell, he found that the power cord was burnt!

And the burnt position is really suspicious, it is a place where no short circuit will occur at all!

Zhu Yunbo looked over, and saw a beam of flames still shining on Bai Wenxiu's raised right index finger.

A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!Destroying the computer equipment of a dead house is the greatest insult to him!

After confirming that Bai Wenxiu would not take his own life, Zhu Yunbo became more courageous.

He swung his fat arms weighing dozens of kilograms, and rushed towards Bai Wenxiu.

This time, Bai Wenxiu didn't touch him with his fingers, but opened his hands, as if waiting for Zhu Yunbo to throw himself into his arms.

Zhu Yunbo didn't expect that he was so stupid, so he obediently fell over.

Zhu Yunbo only felt a burst of heat all over his body, as if something was walking on him...