Xiao Gong eats meat every night

Zhu Yunbo held his breath, gritted his teeth, and said with a smile: "Old Director, it's too unreasonable to fire if you say you want to fire?"

The old director pushed his reading glasses, picked up the newspaper at hand, without even looking at Zhu Yunbo.

"Okay! In this case, I don't want to participate in the inspection next week! Then I will tell the leader that I was expelled. The museum is cheating and using a temporary worker to fool the leader!"

The old director slapped it hard, and the newspaper was deformed in his hands.

"How dare you!" Zhu Yunbo weighed a few pounds, and the old director knew very well that he was trying to intimidate this coward with his years of aura.

It's just that the old director didn't expect that Zhu Yunbo had reached the moment of life and death, even if he was cowardly, he would still be able to show a few catties of courage at this time.

Zhu Yunbo sneered and said, "Oh, I don't dare, but I dare not protect the one outside!"

When Bai Wenxiu was mentioned, the old director's body trembled visibly.

"What do you want?" The old director held back his anger and began to negotiate terms.

Zhu Yunbo cursed secretly in his heart, this old fox begged not to leave, and backed away, I deserve to kill you!

"After the inspection, I can't announce to the public that I was fired. If I say that I resigned voluntarily, I will choose the date of resignation. Don't worry, it will not exceed half a month. In addition, let me use the museum's official Weibo for one month!" Zhu Yunbo I raised the conditions in one breath, and I felt very refreshed!

The old director asked: "What do you want Weibo to do?"

Zhu Yunbo chuckled: "You don't need to worry about that. If you're worried about me doing something bad, just ask the colleague who manages Weibo to post messages for me."

"Okay, then you must not send any news that will damage the image of the museum, and I will let Xiao Su keep an eye on you."

After the two sides negotiated the conditions, Zhu Yunbo left the office with a beaming eyebrow.

He finally thought of a good way to deal with fat!Resignation or something is really not enough compared to being wiped out!

Seeing his smug face, Bai Wenxiu snorted coldly: "Idiot."

Zhu Yunbo has long been immune to this kind of daily blow.

After what happened yesterday, Liu Jin took a long vacation. Without his interference, Zhu Yunbo's affairs went smoothly.

Two days passed quickly. Although Zhu Yunbo was very useless, but fortunately, his beauty concealed his weakness. The leaders still had a good impression of him, and he was not an embarrassment to the museum.

On the third day, Zhu Yunbo came to the editorial department as scheduled, and found Xiaosu, the editor who helped him write "anthem".

The two beauties came in person, and the girls in the editorial department were all excited. Xiao Su asked with a blushing face, "Yunbo, what content do you want to post? It was agreed in advance, as the old director told me, the beauties will not work!"

After Zhu Yunbo became handsome, he became more and more comfortable dealing with girls. He smiled and replied: "I want to use the name of the courtyard to hold a cheongsam exhibition with the theme of cultural relics and feminine beauty! Use the charm of women's cheongsam to set off cultural relics, use Cultural relics sublimate the beauty of cheongsam."

Xiao Su praised: "This idea is good! There will be many beauties in cheongsam participating!"

Zhu Yunbo's expression changed in embarrassment, he coughed and said, "Calm down! This time I want to invite fat girls, the fatter the better!"

Xiao Su's smile froze on her face, and she tried her best to hide the expression of "you are a snake spirit".

Zhu Yunbo explained: "You post my photo on Weibo, then tell an inspirational story, and then publicize it. As long as you participate, you will be trained three days in advance. No matter how fat you are, you will definitely be able to wear a cheongsam after three days! Exaggeration is also fine. It's not a problem to be thin like a bolt of lightning!"

Bai Wenxiu stood aside, his face became darker the more he listened, and he held back his anger and said, "Idiot, you actually want me to... umhhh!"

While covering Bai Wenxiu's mouth, Zhu Yunbo dragged it out desperately, and he still didn't forget to call out to Xiao Su: "That's it, it's up to you! See you tomorrow!"

Walking to a secluded place, Zhu Yunbo took a long breath and slowly put down his hands.

"Stupid—bad—, how dare you let me suck the fat of those old women!?" Bai Wenxiu's eyes were full of murderous aura, and he slowly stretched out his hand, and gently stuck it on Zhu Yunbo's neck.

Zhu Yunbo tasted the fatal suffocation for the second time, with his tongue half open, he grabbed Bai Wenxiu's shoulder desperately.

Just at the critical point of death, a breath of fresh air finally rushed into Zhu Yunbo's lungs.

"You, listen to me, cough cough." Zhu Yunbo coughed a few times, calmed down and continued, "We still have less than a month, if you don't recover your mana, you will be wheeled to death! Although this It’s a bad idea, but do you have a better way? And it’s not certain how much mana you’ll recover this time, if it’s only 1%, you’re not going to die! We need to prepare in advance to deal with the next task!”

Zhu Yunbo's eloquence was very stable today, Bai Wenxiu didn't refute him, but just snorted coldly.Indeed, he had no choice.

The next day, the two came to Xiao Su's desk, and Xiao Su excitedly pointed at the screen and said, "Look! The influence of the handsome guy is really amazing! I have been running Weibo for so long, and I have never seen so many comments forwarded." !"

Zhu Yunbo knew that Bai Wenxiu didn't understand at all, he didn't even know how to post on Moments now, but he just came over by himself, and he was shocked when he saw it!

[-] retweets and [-] comments, and even the Qipao Association and Auntie Group contacted them, and the effect was surprisingly good!

Seems like the way to go!Zhu Yunbo thought happily.

Now that there are no shortage of people, it is necessary to arrange the activity process.

It is an event held as a museum, and the dean also expressed his support, so everything is easy to say.

The biggest difficulty lies in Bai Wenxiu.

"Hmph, let me touch so many stupid mortals every day, only a stupid pig like you can think of it!" Bai Wenxiu severely criticized Zhu Yunbo.

Zhu Yunbo replied: "Isn't there nothing you can do? I also think that you can only touch me, but the conditions do not allow it!"

Wait, this sentence seems a bit ambiguous?Forget it, take care of him!

Bai Wenxiu made a concession: "That can't let me see the faces of those stupid mortals!"

As long as it goes smoothly, Zhu Yunbo fully agrees.

Soon, it was the training day, and the number of people had reached 300, and there were all kinds of people.

Zhu Yunbo was elated, 300 people would be enough to inhale two catties each, it is not too easy!

On the day of the training, Zhu Yunbo explained some relevant procedures to the participants, and then quickly got to the point!

He divided the 300 people into three batches, recruited a group of people every day, and Xiaosu took the rest through the process.

Zhu Yunbo put the first group of people into an empty room, and gave each of them a blindfold.

"Thank you all beauties for participating. Our weight loss process needs to be completed through meditation. Please cooperate and put on the blindfold." Zhu Yunbo said while forcibly putting the blindfold on the head of the woman who was smiling at Bai Wenxiu.

After carefully checking that everyone was wearing blindfolds, Zhu Yunbo played a piece of yoga music.

Bai Wenxiu walked up to the first person with a livid face, and gently placed his hands on her protruding belly.

"Oh, who is it!" The woman whose belly was touched suddenly screamed, and quickly pulled her hand towards the blindfold, which was about to be lifted!