Xiao Gong eats meat every night
Chapter 111 Revealed
Zhu Yunbo felt that he was finally elated, humming a little tune, and quickly put out the fire for himself.
It took him a long time to go, and when he came out, he thought that Bai Wenxiu had already fallen asleep, but he didn't expect that Bai Wenxiu had been waiting for him.
"It's been so long?" Bai Wenxiu asked.
Zhu Yunbo decided to give full play to his shameless spirit tonight, and after getting into the bed coldly, he stuck it on Bai Wenxiu's body.
"You solved it with the fifth girl, of course it will take longer." Zhu Yunbo said, and he had already leaned close to Bai Wenxiu's ear, and said with a smile in a slightly obscene voice: "I will last a long time, right? If you really can't, I'll be on top also......"
"Shameless!" Bai Wenxiu turned over and pushed him down, and said righteously.
Zhu Yunbo was stunned for a moment, and then thought of saying this to an ancient god who had no experience in love, like asking the North Korean people to learn freedom and openness from the United States.
To affect this kind of thing, it has to be subtle, Zhu Yunbo thought to himself, and even couldn't help flirting with the appearance of galloping on it...
Uh, why do you feel there is a slight sense of disobedience?
Bai Wenxiu used his ideology to educate Zhu Yunbo, so naturally he was let in by the left ear and out by the right ear.
Zhu Yunbo was a little annoyed by the reading, so he changed the subject and returned to the issue of pig essence mentioned earlier.
"Your storytelling is so boring, it's not enjoyable at all, and it makes people feel like grass growing in their hearts. Fortunately, it was me who you met. If it was the second person, I would have punched you long ago." Zhu Yunbo said as he spoke. Acting like a baby.
Bai Wenxiu also changed his posture, holding him in his arms.
"The one I offended is not a god, but a well-known Buddha and Bodhisattva in the Western world." Bai Wenxiu said, with a helpless smile on his lips.
"Oh? Tell me, do I know!" Zhu Yunbo asked with interest.
"Of course you know, I see that when students are on vacation, don't the TV stations often broadcast it?"
"Journey to the West?!" Zhu Yunbo grabbed Bai Wenxiu's shoulders and got up, resting his chin on the red tassel on the right side. "It can't be the second senior brother?"
Every time he said a word, his jaw would grind there.
Yes, he did it on purpose!
No matter how good Bai Wenxiu's concentration was, he couldn't resist being tortured like this, so he put his right hand on Zhu Yunbo's upturned buttocks, and pushed him hard, pulling him up a little.
Seeing that the little trick had been spotted, Zhu Yunbo rested his chin on Bai Wenxiu's collarbone, putting on a pure and innocent curiosity on his face.
Bai Wenxiu decided to make a quick decision, it's better to finish speaking quickly and let this little fairy sleep!
"It's the famous altar purifier! The pig essence I captured that day was a spiritual pet who accompanied him to purify the altar. This pet is extremely intelligent. After hundreds of years by the altar envoy's side, it became a human form .”
"Then why did you arrest him!" Zhu Yunbo had already guessed that he was that spiritual pet, and couldn't help being angry, what did he do in his previous life to be regarded as a pig spirit!
Bai Wenxiu sneered: "That spiritual pet is just as restless as his master, and even flirted with a strong man at the entrance of the mortal village! I caught him and refused to admit it, and he was extremely arrogant. How could I tolerate him being so arrogant!"
When Zhu Yunbo heard this, he argued with a stern face: "You are indiscriminate! You preconceived and thought he was a pig spirit, so naturally he was upset about everything! Tell me, what happened afterwards!"
Speaking of the previous life, Zhu Yunbo didn't feel much because he had completely forgotten about it. Anyway, Mr. Wen Xiu had already lifted the seal, so he could share the same bed with him, but it turned out that the process didn't attract his interest.
When Bai Wenxiu thought about what happened back then, he still couldn't let it go, and there was a hint of unwillingness on his haughty face.
"I just thought that I mistook the spirit pet for a pig spirit, and spanked him a few times, but let him go back afterwards. I don't want this little spirit pet to go back to the altar envoy and sue me!"
"Then you were sealed? This spiritual pet is not so capable, don't you frame it!" Zhu Yunbo couldn't help but refute his past life.
He was right, not to mention a little spirit pet, even a god would only see some minor conflicts, and it would be nothing more than a few words of scolding, how could it be so serious to be sealed?
Bai Wenxiu sneered: "Of course a little spirit pet can't do it, but his background is strong enough."
"Don't bully me, no matter how tough you are, you're just an altar messenger, not even a Buddha." Zhu Yunbo didn't believe that the second senior brother had such a great ability at all.
"Did you underestimate the envoy of the altar? His supernatural powers are not limited to Xitian. Don't forget that he was once the Marshal of the Canopy! In addition, he is a messy master. He said that it depends on his face when he beats a pig. I beat him as a spiritual pet." The ass is the one who slapped his Bajie in the face, that is, the one who slapped the Buddha, and the Jade Emperor needs to give an explanation for whatever he says!"
Thinking of the stance of the second senior brother messing around with Sun Wukong and trying to make a big fuss in the sky, Bai Wenxiu's heart was filled with raging anger again.
He also knew that he was just an excuse for the two of them to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
It's just that he is a little god, not even qualified to enter the Lingxiao Palace, so he can't argue for himself!But at that time, God Zhulong went to retreat, and he had nowhere to ask for help!
Anyway, after Zhu Bajie's fuss, Bai Wenxiu was directly sentenced to a seal!
"At that time, I was full of desire to slay demons and demons, to make meritorious deeds, but I didn't want to have the opportunity to display my ambitions." As he spoke, Bai Wenxiu clenched his hands into fists, making a creaking sound.
Although Zhu Yunbo felt that it was a matter of his previous life and had nothing to do with him now, he still felt guilty in his heart, so he took Bai Wenxiu's hand, opened his fingers little by little, inserted his own, and then clasped his fingers tightly.
The silent comfort made Bai Wenxiu feel much relieved.
Bai Wenxiu took Zhu Yunbo's hand and kissed it, and said, "That day I also knew that you were that spiritual pet, and I couldn't be more angry for a moment. But you re-entered the reincarnation, how can you transfer your anger to your present world?"
Zhu Yunbo felt ashamed in his heart, and he didn't dare to say anything more, so he hugged Bai Wenxiu tightly coquettishly, and whispered, "It's good that you know."
A few seconds after finishing speaking, Zhu Yunbo suddenly raised his head and asked nervously, "Does this count as leaking secrets? Will it be dangerous!"
When Bai Wenxiu saw him startled, he thought it was funny.
"Most of my mana has been restored, and there will be no danger."
After Zhu Yunbo paused for a few seconds, he hesitated and said, "I'm afraid that if I know too much, I might be in danger..."
Bai Wenxiu felt his forehead twitch, and couldn't help snorting.
"Sure enough, in past and present lives, you can't change the bad habit of following Zhu Bajie!"
Zhu Yunbo shook his neck a little, and retorted unwillingly: "It's just because of nature!"
Seeing that Bai Wenxiu's slap was about to slap, Zhu Yunbo "sneaked" into the bed, covering himself tightly!
Well, the problem of cheap mouth has not been corrected!
The atmosphere was clearly not bad just now, Zhu Yunbo bit the corner of his quilt.
It took him a long time to go, and when he came out, he thought that Bai Wenxiu had already fallen asleep, but he didn't expect that Bai Wenxiu had been waiting for him.
"It's been so long?" Bai Wenxiu asked.
Zhu Yunbo decided to give full play to his shameless spirit tonight, and after getting into the bed coldly, he stuck it on Bai Wenxiu's body.
"You solved it with the fifth girl, of course it will take longer." Zhu Yunbo said, and he had already leaned close to Bai Wenxiu's ear, and said with a smile in a slightly obscene voice: "I will last a long time, right? If you really can't, I'll be on top also......"
"Shameless!" Bai Wenxiu turned over and pushed him down, and said righteously.
Zhu Yunbo was stunned for a moment, and then thought of saying this to an ancient god who had no experience in love, like asking the North Korean people to learn freedom and openness from the United States.
To affect this kind of thing, it has to be subtle, Zhu Yunbo thought to himself, and even couldn't help flirting with the appearance of galloping on it...
Uh, why do you feel there is a slight sense of disobedience?
Bai Wenxiu used his ideology to educate Zhu Yunbo, so naturally he was let in by the left ear and out by the right ear.
Zhu Yunbo was a little annoyed by the reading, so he changed the subject and returned to the issue of pig essence mentioned earlier.
"Your storytelling is so boring, it's not enjoyable at all, and it makes people feel like grass growing in their hearts. Fortunately, it was me who you met. If it was the second person, I would have punched you long ago." Zhu Yunbo said as he spoke. Acting like a baby.
Bai Wenxiu also changed his posture, holding him in his arms.
"The one I offended is not a god, but a well-known Buddha and Bodhisattva in the Western world." Bai Wenxiu said, with a helpless smile on his lips.
"Oh? Tell me, do I know!" Zhu Yunbo asked with interest.
"Of course you know, I see that when students are on vacation, don't the TV stations often broadcast it?"
"Journey to the West?!" Zhu Yunbo grabbed Bai Wenxiu's shoulders and got up, resting his chin on the red tassel on the right side. "It can't be the second senior brother?"
Every time he said a word, his jaw would grind there.
Yes, he did it on purpose!
No matter how good Bai Wenxiu's concentration was, he couldn't resist being tortured like this, so he put his right hand on Zhu Yunbo's upturned buttocks, and pushed him hard, pulling him up a little.
Seeing that the little trick had been spotted, Zhu Yunbo rested his chin on Bai Wenxiu's collarbone, putting on a pure and innocent curiosity on his face.
Bai Wenxiu decided to make a quick decision, it's better to finish speaking quickly and let this little fairy sleep!
"It's the famous altar purifier! The pig essence I captured that day was a spiritual pet who accompanied him to purify the altar. This pet is extremely intelligent. After hundreds of years by the altar envoy's side, it became a human form .”
"Then why did you arrest him!" Zhu Yunbo had already guessed that he was that spiritual pet, and couldn't help being angry, what did he do in his previous life to be regarded as a pig spirit!
Bai Wenxiu sneered: "That spiritual pet is just as restless as his master, and even flirted with a strong man at the entrance of the mortal village! I caught him and refused to admit it, and he was extremely arrogant. How could I tolerate him being so arrogant!"
When Zhu Yunbo heard this, he argued with a stern face: "You are indiscriminate! You preconceived and thought he was a pig spirit, so naturally he was upset about everything! Tell me, what happened afterwards!"
Speaking of the previous life, Zhu Yunbo didn't feel much because he had completely forgotten about it. Anyway, Mr. Wen Xiu had already lifted the seal, so he could share the same bed with him, but it turned out that the process didn't attract his interest.
When Bai Wenxiu thought about what happened back then, he still couldn't let it go, and there was a hint of unwillingness on his haughty face.
"I just thought that I mistook the spirit pet for a pig spirit, and spanked him a few times, but let him go back afterwards. I don't want this little spirit pet to go back to the altar envoy and sue me!"
"Then you were sealed? This spiritual pet is not so capable, don't you frame it!" Zhu Yunbo couldn't help but refute his past life.
He was right, not to mention a little spirit pet, even a god would only see some minor conflicts, and it would be nothing more than a few words of scolding, how could it be so serious to be sealed?
Bai Wenxiu sneered: "Of course a little spirit pet can't do it, but his background is strong enough."
"Don't bully me, no matter how tough you are, you're just an altar messenger, not even a Buddha." Zhu Yunbo didn't believe that the second senior brother had such a great ability at all.
"Did you underestimate the envoy of the altar? His supernatural powers are not limited to Xitian. Don't forget that he was once the Marshal of the Canopy! In addition, he is a messy master. He said that it depends on his face when he beats a pig. I beat him as a spiritual pet." The ass is the one who slapped his Bajie in the face, that is, the one who slapped the Buddha, and the Jade Emperor needs to give an explanation for whatever he says!"
Thinking of the stance of the second senior brother messing around with Sun Wukong and trying to make a big fuss in the sky, Bai Wenxiu's heart was filled with raging anger again.
He also knew that he was just an excuse for the two of them to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
It's just that he is a little god, not even qualified to enter the Lingxiao Palace, so he can't argue for himself!But at that time, God Zhulong went to retreat, and he had nowhere to ask for help!
Anyway, after Zhu Bajie's fuss, Bai Wenxiu was directly sentenced to a seal!
"At that time, I was full of desire to slay demons and demons, to make meritorious deeds, but I didn't want to have the opportunity to display my ambitions." As he spoke, Bai Wenxiu clenched his hands into fists, making a creaking sound.
Although Zhu Yunbo felt that it was a matter of his previous life and had nothing to do with him now, he still felt guilty in his heart, so he took Bai Wenxiu's hand, opened his fingers little by little, inserted his own, and then clasped his fingers tightly.
The silent comfort made Bai Wenxiu feel much relieved.
Bai Wenxiu took Zhu Yunbo's hand and kissed it, and said, "That day I also knew that you were that spiritual pet, and I couldn't be more angry for a moment. But you re-entered the reincarnation, how can you transfer your anger to your present world?"
Zhu Yunbo felt ashamed in his heart, and he didn't dare to say anything more, so he hugged Bai Wenxiu tightly coquettishly, and whispered, "It's good that you know."
A few seconds after finishing speaking, Zhu Yunbo suddenly raised his head and asked nervously, "Does this count as leaking secrets? Will it be dangerous!"
When Bai Wenxiu saw him startled, he thought it was funny.
"Most of my mana has been restored, and there will be no danger."
After Zhu Yunbo paused for a few seconds, he hesitated and said, "I'm afraid that if I know too much, I might be in danger..."
Bai Wenxiu felt his forehead twitch, and couldn't help snorting.
"Sure enough, in past and present lives, you can't change the bad habit of following Zhu Bajie!"
Zhu Yunbo shook his neck a little, and retorted unwillingly: "It's just because of nature!"
Seeing that Bai Wenxiu's slap was about to slap, Zhu Yunbo "sneaked" into the bed, covering himself tightly!
Well, the problem of cheap mouth has not been corrected!
The atmosphere was clearly not bad just now, Zhu Yunbo bit the corner of his quilt.
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