Xiao Gong eats meat every night

While watching the gossip of the gods, Zhu Yunbo came up with a novel idea!

He secretly clicked on the head portrait of the Jade Emperor, but after searching for a long time, he didn't see where "Unfollow" was.

"Mr. Wenxiu, your fairy world is so overbearing, you can force fans to be added without deleting them!" Zhu Yunbo complained with a frown.

Looking up, he found that Bai Wenxiu's eyes were focused, as if he was thinking about something.

Zhu Yunbo didn't say much, and waited for him quietly by his side.

About 5 minutes later, Bai Wenxiu turned his head and leaned into Zhu Yunbo's ear and said, "You'll find out in a while, how is her weight loss effect?"

Zhu Yunbo's ears were extremely sensitive, and being so close, his face turned red.

"Why are you so close? It's not something shameful."

Zhu Yunbo dodged backwards, just bumped into Bai Wenxiu's palm, and was supported by the waist, but he got closer.

Bai Wenxiu said in a low and sexy voice, "I read on Weibo that this is called whispering between lovers..."

"Who is your little lover!" Zhu Yunbo pushed him away, and ran to the fat aunt who had just left the house with a blushing face.

Bai Wenxiu picked up Ah-Dai's tail, then lifted it upside down, and asked Ah-Dai: "I read on Weibo, shouldn't the other party pounce on me in this situation and kiss me hard?"

Dui hugged his ears with his front hooves, fearing that he would be pulled again, and dangled around like a swing.

Bai Wenxiu threw it away casually, and said contemptuously, "A fool is a fool, what can I say to you?"

Duan ran wildly with tears in his eyes, and jumped into Zhu Yunbo who was walking back, his self-esteem was seriously hurt!

"Don't you cry, you're being bullied again?" Zhu Yunbo smiled, feeling like he had become a babysitter to coax the children.

After coaxing the younger ones, he also wanted to coax the older ones. He walked over and saw Bai Wenxiu with a stinking face, always revealing the temperament of being coquettish and wanting to eat sweets.

With Zhu Yunbo's backing, Ah-Dai was also blinded by lard for a moment, and he and Bai Wenxiu exchanged glances!

Tired of heart, Zhu Yunbo dragged the two of them to a secluded corner. Seeing that the atmosphere was still tense, Zhu Yunbo gritted his teeth and offered himself, willing to sacrifice!

He kissed Bai Wenxiu's side face hard, making a "pop" sound.

Bai Wenxiu raised his eyebrows slightly, his mood finally changed from cloudy to sunny.

Bai Wenxiu naturally took Zhu Yunbo's shoulders, wrapped him in his arms domineeringly, and asked him how the inquiry was going.

After Zhu Yunbo explained the situation, Bai Wenxiu still didn't let go.

"Where are you making trouble?" Zhu Yunbo asked feebly.

Bai Wenxiu frowned: "They all said that I should be a 'dominant president style'. Doing so will definitely make people fascinated, but why are you so cold?"

"Who are they?" Zhu Yunbo quickly grasped the point.

"It's the Internet celebrity fairies who broadcast the live broadcast. I sent them photos, and they said that this kind of thing is popular in the world now." Bai Wenxiu said without blushing or panting.

Zhu Yunbo felt that this Internet addiction master was too poisoned, and he had to put him back on the right track!

"Shouldn't the top priority now be thinking about how to absorb fat? Why do you still have the mood to see if there are any?" Zhu Yunbo condemned the education.

Bai Wenxiu snorted softly: "Idiot, shouldn't you be responsible for this kind of thing in the world? Isn't it more convenient for me to just sit back and enjoy the benefits?"

Zhu Yunbo was speechless, he was so blocked that he couldn't say a word for a long time, and finally he picked up Dumb in anger and left.

Bai Wenxiu frowned and stood there, questioning his IQ for the first time.

Could it be that those so-called easy-to-use routines just now are useless to him?

Bai Wenxiu silently took out his mobile phone, and canceled the little fairies he followed one by one, without mercy!

After deleting the person, Bai Wenxiu followed Zhu Yunbo unnaturally, not knowing where to put his hands.

It's hard to blame this god who has never been in love for thousands of years, this kind of small reaction is really normal.

Just as he was about to follow up with his hands and feet, Zhu Yunbo suddenly stopped.

The county seat is about 10 minutes away from the second uncle's farm. There is a road that can be driven and a small road with sheep intestines.

With a smile on his lips, Zhu Yunbo silently walked towards the path.

"Hey, I went wrong." Bai Wenxiu felt that it was more comfortable to return to his usual style, and he returned to the cold and cold fairy.

Zhu Yunbo smiled, held back his embarrassment, and took the initiative to hold Bai Wenxiu's hand, interlocking his fingers.

"Ordinary looks are the most charming." Zhu Yunbo smiled and narrowed his eyes, and pulled Bai Wenxiu to the path.

Bai Wenxiu coughed twice, his whole body was in a state of trance, and he followed Zhu Yunbo's footsteps completely.

It wasn't until after walking for 10 minutes that Bai Wenxiu realized that this idiot mortal had used a beauty trick to seduce him!

"You lied to me?" Bai Wenxiu frowned and stopped.

Zhu Yunbo leaned over with a smiling face and put his arms around Bai Wenxiu's neck. Due to the height difference between the two, Zhu Yunbo could only touch the ground with his toes, as if hanging on Bai Wenxiu's body.

"Did I deceive your people, or your heart? Huh?" As he spoke, Zhu Yunbo bumped Bai Wenxiu's hip.

Bai Wenxiu's porcelain-white handsome face was gilded with gold under the setting sun, covering the emerging red.

His slender eyelashes were like two small fans, casting a small shadow under the light and shadow, and the slightly lowered eyelids covered his cold and arrogant edge, as well as his flustered mood at the moment.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Zhu Yunbo became addicted to flirting, so he simply lifted his feet off the ground, clamped Bai Wenxiu's thin waist with his legs, and hung all his weight on Bai Wenxiu's body.

Bai Wenxiu was afraid that the idiot would fall out of his mischief, so he hurriedly grabbed his buttocks.

The elastic touch is grasped in the hand, and it is very different from what I imagined.

At this moment, the strong sunlight in the sky can't hide Bai Wenxiu's face at the moment, it is as red as the sunset!

Since it is "fresh meat" delivered to your door, how can there be any reason not to eat it?

Bai Wenxiu squeezed out the words from between his teeth: "Tempting an immortal monarch is a despicable heart, and now I will do justice for the heavens, and punish you hateful mortal!"

Zhu Yunbo wanted to answer him "how to punish the law", but before he could say anything, he was completely messed up by the warm kisses that greeted him.

Duan was still circling around the two of them at first, but then he really couldn't see, and pointed his tail at the two of them.

Later, the voice gradually became louder, and the pure dumb couldn't bear the torment of his ears, so he ran 50 meters away before stopping.

Dumb had already dug a [-]-centimeter hole in the ground, and the two slowly walked over hand in hand.

Dui let out a long sigh, feeling that following such a master, the road to immortality seems to be far away...

After returning to the farm, the two took advantage of the dead of night to "poison" their pigs.

Seeing that there was no obvious change on the progress bar, Zhu Yunbo's heart sank a little.

Before leaving, he told the well-groomed little pigs that they must eat more, and he would visit them regularly!