Xiao Gong eats meat every night

"Xiu, Xiu, Xiu..." Zhu Yunbo didn't dare to look directly at him, his lips trembled and he couldn't speak.

"I'm serving, but—so—ah!" As Bai Wenxiu's voice became more and more cautious, a burst of "pillow rain" fell on Zhu Yunbo overwhelmingly.

Zhu Yunbo dodged and evaded, looking like a bereaved dog.

"It's none of my business!" Zhu Yunbo screamed and defended himself.

"Stupid mortal with a sperm brain! When I recover my mana, I will kill you!"

"You think I'm willing to serve you! If Lord Qinghe hadn't fed me the poison, I wouldn't care about your life!" The more Zhu Yunbo thought about it, the more he got angry, and he just went out and cursed: "You self-righteous gods are all wearing fairy heads The white-eyed wolf! Threatening the lives of mortals at every turn, do you still want to show AC face!"

All of a sudden, the sky was covered with dark clouds, thunder and lightning!

Zhu Yunbo was so angry that he was scared again, and he slid to hide behind Bai Wenxiu, feeling a slight discomfort in his stomach.Could it be that the poison took effect? !

"I was wrong. It's all because of my low tongue. I beg the gods to forgive me!" Zhu Yunbo grabbed Bai Wenxiu's arm tightly.

"Ring ring ring" the phone rang.

Bai Wenxiu shook off Zhu Yunbo's hand, and answered the phone with a cold face.

"Mr. Wenxiu, did Zhu Yunbo get into trouble just now? Mr. Bi Xiao happened to pass by your place and complained to me." Mr. Qing He complained bitterly.

"Hmph, if you want me to say that Bi Xiao is also a coward, just chop this stupid pig to death!" After Bai Wenxiu finished speaking, the thunder became louder.

"I'll answer the phone later..." Mr. Qinghe continued after a few seconds, "I have received a few more complaints, Mr. Wenxiu, please restrain your temper. The magic weapon is returned to you."

"Mr. Qinghe, I also want to thank you for returning the Longyin Whip to me."

"Mr. Wen Xiu... just now those passing colleagues heard Zhu Yunbo's disrespectful remarks, and have already complained to the Jade Emperor..."

Bai Wenxiu also knew that this was a big deal, so he frowned and asked, "Then what should I do?"

"The Jade Emperor's edict has been issued, to punish you...to raise horses?" Lord Qinghe said, also inexplicable.

Bai Wenxiu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he wasn't sealed again.There is nothing wrong with raising horses, isn't there a fight to defeat Buddha?

Qinghe-Jun added: "Of course, this Bi Mawen is also a fairy, and he can only take up the post after you return to the heaven."

"The last time I saw you went to Nanshan, what monster did you surrender?"

"Hey, I'm ashamed, the seal on Nanshan is weak. I went to strengthen the seal, but I met a thousand-year-old black bear spirit." Qinghe Jun said lightly, his words flickered, and he was hiding something as soon as he heard it.

"I still have official duties. I hope that Mr. Wenxiu will return to the Heavenly Court to share the burden together! By the way, don't let Zhu Yunbo know if he made a mistake? At least it will be thundered, and at worst, he will have to be sealed for a hundred years! Mr. Wenxiu, take care! "

Before Bai Wenxiu could figure it out, the phone was hung up hastily.

Outside the window, the clouds and the moon were bright, and the clear moonlight shone into the house, illuminating the couch that was huddled in the corner of the bed.

Bai Wenxiu was angry in his heart, what is the origin of this stupid mortal, he hurt him so that he could seal himself for another hundred years?

Zhu Yunbo knelt on the ground, kowtowed, and confessed his mistakes to all the great immortals over and over again.

Bai Wenxiu impatiently mentioned Zhu Yunbo and asked him to continue to sleep.

Zhu Yunbo froze until dawn, but fortunately Bai Wenxiu never "harassed" him again.

The next morning, Zhu Yunbo and Bai Wenxiu appeared in the office again like "siamese twins".

When the old director passed by them, he was so frightened by Bai Wenxiu's eyes that he didn't dare to fart.

Zhu Yunbo pretended to be Huwei and ordered his colleagues to bring him tea and water, feeling secretly refreshed, he went to Bai Wenxiu's side and said, "Mr. Wenxiu, can you go and talk to the old director for me, and get back the bonus I deducted last month? "

"roll!"

Zhu Yunbo thought to himself, I knew it!However, his skin was already thicker than a city wall, and he added unwillingly: "But I have no money to buy meat? After being touched by you last night, my face has become smaller again."

Speaking of last night, Bai Wenxiu shuddered slightly, and looked at Zhu Yunbo coldly.

Zhu Yunbo was holding his neck this time, ready to die!Anyway, he overheard the call last night, Bai Wenxiu can't do anything to him!

Bai Wenxiu snorted coldly, opened the door of the old director's office, came out in a short while, and threw a stack of brand new Grandpa Mao on Zhu Yunbo's desk.

The office is boiling, everyone is jealous.

Zhu Yunbo's expression was not good, he picked up the money in embarrassment, and looked at Bai Wenxiu.

Bai Wenxiu said impatiently, "Didn't you ask for money? I asked him for it."

"You, are you robbing?" Zhu Yunbo couldn't believe it, are all gods so overbearing? !

"He was willing to give it, I didn't force it." Bai Wenxiu looked at Zhu Yunbo in disgust.

Crowd:......

Liu Jin looked at the two of them calmly, raised his brows slightly, and murmured, "Is the Taoist medicine useless?"

In the evening, Bai Wenxiu sat down opposite Zhu Yunbo with a cold face.

Swallowing the last mouthful of steamed buns with difficulty, Zhu Yunbo protested with a mournful face.

"It's really useless!" Bai Wenxiu turned and went into the bedroom.

Zhu Yunbo followed up with pain and hatred, and made a weak suggestion: "Mr. Wen Xiu, can we discuss it? Fat is not grown in a day, and my growth rate is too slow... ..Do you think you can consider...others?"

Zhu Yunbo squeezed out the last two words carefully from his throat.

Bai Wenxiu's expression obviously paused, and then returned to normal: "Go on."

When Zhu Yunbo heard that there was something going on, he immediately became energetic!

"Look, 500 catties of fat, I've already been squeezed dry by you, and I'm still 400 catties short! If you just rely on raising me, you may suck me until I die of old age!"

Bai Wenxiu didn't scold him, his eyes were dark, and he was thinking hard.

Zhu Yunbo struck while the iron was hot and suggested: "Look at many women these days, they wish they could have as little meat as possible. How about sucking theirs?"

Bai Wenxiu's face suddenly became gloomy, and he said coldly, "Are you asking me to grope women and be a lewd dragon?"

Cold sweat broke out on Zhu Yunbo's forehead, and he said weakly, "Otherwise... do you think it's okay for a fat pig?"

Bai Wenxiu laughed back angrily: "Okay, you go build a pigsty, bathe the pigs every day, and clean them up, then I'll think about it."

Zhu Yunbo mourned for his IQ, slowly got into bed, and buried his face in the quilt.

Zhu Yunbo mourned silently, wondering if he would be buried in Bai Wenxiu's hands in this life.Kong has a handsome face, and he doesn't even dare to touch the girl's hand, it's too fucked up!

At night, a cool hand walked over Zhu Yunbo's body, and every time he passed, it was like a cluster of flames ignited, burning Zhu Yunbo almost to the point of losing his mind.

Half asleep and half awake, he raised his hand with difficulty, and grabbed the culprit who set him on fire!

In an instant, Zhu Yunbo opened his eyes violently, his breathing was short and unbearable.

Bai Wenxiu didn't expect him to wake up suddenly, his body froze, and the two of them stared at each other, unable to move for a long time.

Outside the window, a black cat licked its paws, flicked its tail happily, and jumped down from the sixth floor.