The Vampire Parenting Diaries

Caring for a drunk is a real skill.

Elphons came to such a conclusion when he witnessed old Evan dragging the drunken humans out one by one and sending them home.

Those little classmates who looked like human beings just now showed their true colors after drinking, and they didn't care about anything, crying and laughing. If he didn't know that they were drinking, Elphons almost wanted to kill them directly. Throw it out.

Chris, the instigator, was not much better. He was half-drunk with the wine he secretly hid. If Gail hadn’t stopped him, he would have rushed up and hugged Uriah for a few laps, claiming that he was not drunk , to show them a straight line to prove.

In the end, the straight line failed, and Elphons thought he was noisy, so he threw him out of the gate and asked Gail to pick him up.

Gail didn't drink much, so his brain was still sober. Looking at Ulea, who was lying in Elphon's arms, his eyes flashed with sadness, and he bared his teeth at Elphon with a little alcohol, and said: " You have to protect him well, otherwise, I will come and snatch him away."

Elphons smiled, pointed to Chris who had just gotten up from the door, and said, "It's better for you to care more about your father, Uriah has me."

Chris had already started knocking on the door trying to break in, but Gail ran over before he had time to say anything.

The last "guest" was sent away, and the room was finally quiet.

Elphons hugged Uriah, and sincerely felt that the child in his arms was the cutest.

Ulea's drunken appearance is no different from usual, she doesn't cry or make trouble, she does whatever she asks, even more well-behaved than usual, her face is flushed by the alcohol, she can't stand still, she can only Limp in Elphin's arms, like a drunk cat, stroking his head, and there was a purring sound in his throat.

Except for one thing, he kept asking Elphons what he was going to say.

This is probably a "sweet annoyance" in a sense.

This was not the scenario Elphin had envisioned, nor was it a good time to confess.

He originally thought that when the banquet was over, he would take Uriah out for a drive. The night was dominated by vampires, and Uriah would not feel afraid when he was by his side.He can take Uriah to a river not far from the manor, where there are flowers and grass, and there are even a few fireflies in this season. There, when Uriah is in a good mood, he is fascinated by the scenery, those The words came out naturally.According to human logic, this should be called romance.

But the romance was ended by a sudden bottle of wine.

Before that, he had never exposed Ulea to alcohol, so he didn't know how much the other party was drinking. As a result, the child was too drunk after drinking two glasses, and he didn't even finish the cake. Maybe it was because he uttered the truth after drinking and kept entangled The question couldn't help but just ask.

"Sir..." Uriah's voice gradually trailed off, but she was still persistently grabbing his sleeve. Elphons needed to get closer to hear what the child was saying clearly.Still the same sentence, "Why...don't you tell me?"

There is no logic in any behavior of a drunk person. Yulia shook his hand, as if acting like a baby, and changed his tone without interruption, saying, "Tell me..."

"I tell you now, will you remember it when you wake up tomorrow?" Elphons asked.

Ulea frowned and thought for a while, then nodded heavily: "Yes."

"really?"

Elphons picked him up and walked upstairs, asking questions as he walked.

Afraid that he would not believe it, Ulea kept saying, "Really!"

The room had already been tidied up, and Elphin carried him into the room they lived together when they were young—it was supposed to be his, but since Uriah moved in, it became their common bedroom—has been I haven't been back here for a long time, and when he put him on the bed, Yulia was still a little confused, and asked in a daze, "Where is this?"

"It's our room. You used to live in it, remember?" Elphons said.

Ulea thought for a while, saw the stars hanging on the ceiling, suddenly remembered, and said happily: "Remember!"

"Just remember," Elphons said, taking off his coat and covering him with the blanket, "well, it's time to go to bed now."

Hearing this, Yulia closed her eyes, but opened them after a while, and looked at him with a condemning expression: "But you haven't told me yet."

Elphonse was a little helpless, thinking that he would forget about it when he woke up tomorrow morning, but now that he was chasing so closely, he had to tell him.

It's a big deal to say it again tomorrow.Anyway, there is plenty of time.

Thinking of this, Elphin patted his head and said, "Okay, then I'll tell you now."

"Uh-huh!"

Ulea immediately wanted to sit up, but Elphons held her shoulders, "Just lie down."

He lay down obediently, and looked at Elphons expectantly. If it weren't for the flush of drunkenness on his face, he wouldn't be able to tell he was drunk at all.

Elphons leaned down and got close to his ear, easily smelling the faint smell of alcohol on his body, and a little closer, was the faint sweet fragrance emanating from his neck, Yulea didn't notice it, and the rippling on his face With an intoxicating sweet smile, his eyes were surprisingly bright, staring at him without blinking.

"What I want to tell you is," Elphon's silver hair fell loose, separating a small space, only the two of them, his eyes almost greedily tracing Uriah's face, his voice was not loud, but Enough for each other to hear clearly, "I like you."

"Uriah, I love you."

Ulea smiled happily and said, "I like sir too!"

Elphons raised the corner of his lips, "I'm not talking about this kind of liking."

Ulea was half a beat behind, a little confused, "What is that... um"

Before he could finish, Elphin kissed his lips.

Afraid to scare Uriah, the kiss was not deep. Elphons just kissed him on the lips, then stuck out his tongue and hooked the tip of his tongue, and then backed out with his arms still resting on him On both sides of the body, separated some distance from him, wiped the water from the corner of his mouth, and said, "It's this kind of liking."

Uriah stared at him blankly.

Elphonse didn't know if he would remember all this when he woke up the next day, and he didn't know if his current consciousness could understand these words, but Ulea's expression made him want to bully him again. Bully.

He closed his eyes, suppressed the restlessness, and said in more detail: "Yulia, my favorite is to imagine kissing you like this, not between friends or family, but like a lover."

"I want to kiss you, I will desire you, and I want to do some... terrible things to you. You know that I am not a human being, and I don't need to follow your rules. In other words, until now, you can stop me You are the only one who has done something irreparable."

Uriah looked at him in bewilderment, as if she still didn't understand what he meant.

Elphons simply went to bed and lay down next to Uriah, so that he could hold Uriah in his arms better.

He knew that Uriah couldn't understand what he said now, so he said: "Okay, go to sleep Uriah, and we will discuss the rest when you wake up tomorrow."

Yulia still looked distressed, as if he was still thinking about what he said. Elphons was afraid that he would stay up late after drinking and wake up with a headache the next day, so he forced his hand into the quilt, and even took his life away. The quilt hugged him together, and kissed his forehead, "Sleep, Yulia, don't think about it anymore."

Being hugged like this, Yulia slowly relaxed. Hearing his almost gentle voice, she closed her eyes and fell asleep in a short while.

Elphons, on the other hand, has been holding Uriah like this, staying awake all night.

Waking up the next day after being drunk is always the hardest thing, and Uriah experienced first-hand the feeling of a splitting headache, opening her eyes and feeling like the ceiling was spinning.He struggled on the bed, and found that he was sleeping in the previous room, which was probably brought up by Elphons.

Sitting up with his head covered, Uriah just wanted to find Elphons when he heard footsteps coming from the door. He looked towards the door, just in line with Elphons who had just entered.

"Are you awake?" Elphons walked over to him with a glass of honey water in his hand, "Drink some of this, the headache will be better."

Ulea took it, rinsed his mouth first before drinking, and asked while sipping, "How does sir know that I have a headache?"

"You drank two glasses of wine last night, so it's no wonder you don't have a headache." Elphons still held a hot towel in his hand, wiped his face after he finished drinking, and asked, "How do you feel now? "

"Much better," Uriah said. "How does sir know how much I've drunk?"

Elphons pointed to his eyes: "Through this."

Ulea was a little embarrassed, and said: "I haven't tried it. I didn't feel it at first, so I continued to drink it. Who knows that this kind of wine will have stamina." He asked nervously, "What did I do after I got drunk?" Is something bad?"

"No," Elphons patted him, "drunk Uriah is cute."

Ulea blushed a little, and asked, "Is there really not?"

Elphons sat on the edge of the bed, seemed to be recalling it seriously, and shook his head: "Really not, but—"

"But what?" Ulea thought suddenly, thinking that she was crazy about drinking.

Seeing how nervous he was, Elphons stopped teasing him, and said, "—but you've been asking me what I plan to tell you after your birthday."

Ulea thought about it himself, and vaguely recalled a few vague images. He remembered what Elphons seemed to say, but now he couldn't remember it.

Elphonse seemed to have guessed the result, as expected, "Don't you remember?"

Ulea nodded honestly: "Yes."

"It's okay, let me say it again now." Elphons said, "Don't forget this time."

"Yeah!" Uriah vowed.

"Actually, it's not very important." Elphons took out something in his pocket, and handed it to Uriah. Uriah looked down and saw that it was a small dagger. It was made of wood, but it was exquisitely carved, and the handle was inlaid with red gemstones.

He wanted to ask Elphin what it was, but before he could speak, Elphin said:

"I love you, Uriah."

Elphons took his hand and kissed the back of his hand, as pious as a believer facing the god in his heart.

"The blood race is a race rejected by the light, so we also reject it. Before I met you, I had no heart, and I never wanted to have faith. In my long life, I never knew what was worth staying for."

"But after meeting you, I think I've found it."

"It's like those saints believe in their main god, and my belief is you."

"Uriah, I love you."

Ulea opened his eyes wide. Although he had a premonition before, he was still a little shocked when he heard Elphon's confession.

Elphons waited patiently for him to recover, and then said: "I didn't mean to force you, you don't have to answer me now, after all, it's still a long time, I have enough time to wait for your response."

He raised Ulea's hand holding the dagger, aimed it at his heart, and said, "This is my birthday present to you—a dagger that can kill me."

Uriah's pupils shrank.

Elphons said: "If I hurt you someday, you can stick it in my chest."

"I surrender my life to you, Uriah."

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(Old fathers and straight men operate, please don’t learn, under normal circumstances, you can’t give knives as birthday gifts, and children can’t play with such dangerous things