Tu A just wants to quiet the salted fish

Since it is kept in the kitchen instead of frozen in the refrigerator, it is of course a live fish.

Two fat and strong perch were swimming in the sink, each of them was about [-] centimeters in length by visual inspection, and Aba and Aba had their mouths open. It is said that they were sent by Aunt Liang's hometown, pure wild.

Although Lin Mu didn't know whether Su Mo was afraid of fish or not, it was conceivable that living things were more lethal to Kitchen Xiaobai. The perch was alive and kicking, and its body was slippery with mucus.

Su Mo looked at the perch in the pool, his face was pale, he didn't look like he was watching a delicious meal, but more like he saw some scourge.

Lin Mu stood behind her, watching her trembling hands, already started to regret it, just now she was so angry that she didn't think about it so much, it will come back, she is really afraid that this person will hurt herself later.

"Otherwise, forget it, you can do something simple, scramble an egg?"

These words fell in Su Mo's ears, not like concern, but more like ridicule.

Originally, she really planned to make something casually to deal with it. The more unpalatable the better, it is best to force Lin Mu to complain about her, but since Lin Mu ordered food and gave up casually, how can she establish herself as a good wife? !

The public opinion was one-sided before, and everyone was blaming her. If she didn't change the public's impression, even if she kicked off this superstar, she would probably have a bad reputation. How can she bear it!

"No, I can, just a simple steamed fish, how difficult it can be!"

Su Mo was stubborn and refused to give in. He looked at the kitchen objects, and when he scanned the big and round slippery net, his eyes lit up.

"Go away, don't get in my way!"

She slipped through the net and gave Lin Mu a disgusted look.

Under the nervousness, the pretense could no longer be taken into account. Su Mo now only had that fat and strong bass in his mind, and he was all about making it, and then slapped Lin Mu hard in the face!

Lin Mu had no choice but to back away a little, and simply took a slip through the net, there should be nothing wrong... right?

Su Mo's mouth was arrogant, but his body was still very honest. He took a deep breath, and walked thousands of miles away from the pool, stretched out his hand and raised the slippery net, and looked into the pool tremblingly.

It's not like fishing, it's more like doing dangerous work like bomb disposal.

The first net is empty, and the leaking net is dripping with water.

The second net, after finally getting it right, chased and intercepted and picked up half of the fish. Unfortunately, because the target was too big, the net was bent. Su Mo held his breath and couldn't lift it up for a long time.

"Forget it, I..." Lin Mu couldn't stand it any longer, and wanted to step forward to help, but he hadn't waited for her to finish.

"Plop" the fish in the net seemed to feel the threat, and with a strike of perch, it jumped out of the net abruptly.

You read that right, it's a jump, a jump of three feet high, almost smearing the head on Su Mo's face, successfully making this paper tiger pretending to be calm, scared to death.

"what!!"

Hearing a scream, the man who was so stubborn just now turned around in fright, and instinctively rushed towards Lin Mu.

Xiangxiang's soft body came from her arms, and her two long legs hung around her waist familiarly. However, Lin Mu didn't have time to gloat and secretly rejoice, because Su Mo used to hook his neck, and the one that slipped through the net was as tight as expected. Pressed tightly on her face.

The facial features were squeezed out of shape, and the tangy fishy smell lingered at the tip of the nose.

"Net net net, net!!"

"Feifeifei, it can fly!!"

The two shouted at each other, and the scene of the messy overturned car can only be said to be true in the world.

: Hahahaha, confirmed, I am still familiar with Sand Sculpture AO.

: All love and sweetness are illusions. It takes only a few minutes to be serious, and the death of a car rollover is a daily routine!

: LOL!Goddess: My fish can fly, it's just too scary!

: Don't you think Lin is too much, what dish to order, it is obvious that you are embarrassing the goddess, scaring my goddess like this!

After waiting in front of the screen for a long time, he finally found a black spot and left the scene in a hurry. However, before he could turn the wind direction, he was shown in a mess by the loving picture above.

"It's alright, it's alright."

Taking off his face and slipping through the net, Lin Mu patted Su Mo on the back and comforted him softly.

"How can that fish fly! Why can it fly!" Su Mo buried her head in Lin Mu's neck, and was so frightened that she began to speak incoherently.

Anyone who saw such a big fish jumping up and almost gave himself a face-to-face gift would probably leave some psychological shadows to some extent.

"It didn't fly, it didn't fly, it just jumped up. Jumping high means that it has vitality. The meat quality is good. When we make it, it must taste good!"

After flicking for a while, the trembling body finally calmed down.

Lin Mu sighed, and patted the koala's butt.

"Okay, come down first, let me vent your anger on you."

The force from the buttocks made Su Mo tremble again, and finally realized that the two of them were too intimate, and she jumped down feeling ashamed and angry.

"you……"

Lin Mu didn't care about her embarrassment, and rubbed the water on her face, which smelled like fish.

After the jump just now, the perch had successfully escaped from prison and jumped into another pool, which happened to be convenient for Lin Mu to operate. She picked up the rag beside her, picked up the perch firmly, and dropped it on the chopping board , then picked up the kitchen knife neatly, and hit the fish's head with the back of the knife.

With a "bang", the chopping board shook, causing Su Mo to take a step back in fright.

"Let you scare our family Momo! Let you fly! You can't fly yet, do you know what's wrong!" Lin Mu lectured this perch with seriousness.

Feelings are such a vent!

For no reason, Su Mo suddenly remembered that he had watched a short video in which the child hit the corner of the table, and the parents slapped the table to vent their anger on the child.

"Are you childish or not!" Su Mo blushed, a feeling of being fooled and angry, but also a feeling of inexplicability.

"Aren't you scared anymore?" Pretending to be Lin Mu turned around and looked at her with a smile.

Su Mo was stunned for a while, and there was a rippling in his heart. He turned his eyes away awkwardly, and landed on the motionless perch wrapped in a rag.

"Obviously I was asked to cook, you do it..." What the hell!

"Today you are the chef, and I'm the assistant cook. Let's help the cook do some miscellaneous fish killing work at the head office. Okay, you go out first and come in after I'm done. Fish killing is too bloody."

Lin Mu coaxed softly, but began to remove the scales skillfully with his hands.

Su Mo curled her lips and turned her head angrily.

However, instead of waiting outside the kitchen as Lin Mu ordered, he leaned against the door and secretly stared at Lin Mu's busy back.

Being robbed of the limelight by this superintendent again, she must have done it on purpose!Deliberately embarrass yourself, deliberately show off your cooking skills and set up a person!

However, after thinking about it, Su Mo was a little dazed.

By the way, did the old man A in the previous life know how to cook? ?