Vicious cannon fodder rolls over every day [Quick Transmigration]

"Fuck you, Shang Chi, you're playing dirty." Officer Zhao, who smelled like coffee, yelled at the phone through gritted teeth, causing passers-by to cast their gazes in this direction.

Dr. Shang propped his chin with one hand and watched affectionately as Ruan Yao killed another piece of glutinous mango Xuemei Niang, while calmly putting the phone away from his ears, and counterattacked gracefully:

"My mother is your little aunt, are you sure?"

Zhao Rin's expression looked like he had swallowed a cockroach alive.

Dr. Shang reached out and wiped off a little white glutinous rice flour from the corner of the kitten's lips, and raised the corners of his eyes: "I didn't do anything, I just reminded this lady that you are gay."

Dr. Shang was full of righteousness: "It is our duty to save an innocent lady from suffering."

Zhao Rin's face was twisted, and he said viciously, "If you, an idiot, hadn't mentioned it to my dad, he wouldn't have pushed me to go on a blind date!"

Shang Chi looked at the kitten with a gentle smile as he patted his swollen belly contentedly. The boy who hugged him so lightly that he was not as heavy as a feather, was unexpectedly cautious and edible when he treated sweets.

Shang Chi turned his head to the phone, his face turned cold instantly: "Before you grab someone else's wife, you must know that you will be unlucky, right?"

Without waiting for Zhao Rin to say anything else, he hung up the phone casually.

Officer Zhao wanted to type another message, but a text message popped up on his phone.

The man's face changed immediately.

Zhao Lin asked Ruan Yao angrily, and Ruan Yao heard it clearly. The evil-hearted kitten shook its fluffy pointed ears: "Is this the first time I have succeeded in provoking the protagonist's relationship?"

"Does this mean that my business ability has improved?"

The system patted the little bald head, and wanted to say that it seems that in every world before, you have perfectly reached the dark ending of the protagonist's attack and cannibalism.

But seeing his host so happy, the small system floated in the sea of ​​consciousness, lovingly chose to open his eyes and talk nonsense: "Yes, the host is awesome!"

The happy kitten decided to try a little harder.

He remembered that Zhao Lin said before that to promote the relationship with her boyfriend, she should have a sweet date.

If two people come to cat cafe together, it is considered a date, right?

Although Ruan Yao's heart was completely captured by the beautiful and flowery kitten here, he couldn't help but hugged a little raccoon that was rubbing against his feet, put it on his lap and rua's head.

Little Lihua squinted her head and seemed to enjoy the beauty's touch very much. She pressed her white gloves on Ruan Yao's thighs and began to step on the milk super comfortably.

Damn it, even he can only lie to the thigh meat that he can touch, and the little goblin can step on it without any scruples.

The face of Doctor Shang facing him was a little dark.

He obviously succeeded in tripping that idiot Zhao Rin, but Dr. Shang didn't look happy at all.

Staring at the little raccoon who was stepping on Ruan Yao's lap with frosty eyes, he thought of a hundred cold ideas of selling the little raccoon to the coal mine.

"Let's go." Dr. Shang stood up, and looked at Xiao Lihua with a hint of a hidden smile.

"Meow~" The fearless little Lihua shivered under the death ray, and ran away from Ruan Yao's lap in aggrieved manner.

Ruan Yao regretted: "I haven't touched it enough, it's really comfortable."

Shang Chi touched Ruan Yao's ear, not knowing what was going on in his mind, with a friendly smile on his lips: "Why don't you just touch it as you want when you get home?"

Ruan Yao felt that something was wrong in his words, but she didn't know what was wrong.

Forget it, forget it.

"Let's go to the movies." Ruan Yao learned and applied Zhao Lin's flirtatious routine, and eagerly held Shang Chi's hand, the cat ears under the hood could hardly be hidden.

Just by looking at the small expression, I know that my heart is leaking water again.

But human beings have no way to reject kittens. Of course kittens can do whatever they want.

What's more, shouldn't watching movies be a necessary process for young couples?

Ruan Yao frowned and struggled with the posters for a while, and bravely chose a domestic horror movie.The stupid kitten still doesn't know the rule that A Piao is not allowed to appear in domestic horror movies, so he is gearing up and waiting for Shang Chi to get into his arms when he is frightened.

The thought of Dr. Shang crying and chirping makes me feel extra irritated.

"Brother Tongzi, remember to put on the mosaic in time." Ruan Yao was actually very timid, so she bit the bullet and told the system. With the support of the plug-in, Ruan Yao felt that she could show her glory in front of Shang Chi in a while.

Doctor Shang was a little surprised when he saw Ruan Yao's selection: "Did Yaoyao like to watch this kind of subject?"

Ruan Yao swallowed, and took Shang Chi's hand: "I like watching horror movies the most. It is impossible not to watch horror movies in this life." After this mission, horror movies get out of his world!

"Yaoyao, are you afraid?" The man's voice was extremely low in the darkness, with a hint of temptation cast over it for no reason, and when it rang in his ears, it easily made the boy's ice-white skin blush with ambiguity. .

"I don't have one." The movie has just started, and the opening credits are very folk-horror. At the beginning, a huge and hideous gold-plated demon statue scares Ruan Yao, and her voice unconsciously shakes out a tilde.

The man snorted thoughtfully with one hand on the kitten's head, which was frightened into airplane ears, "Ah, really? But Yaoyao's ears are trembling."

He hooked the kitten's fluffy ears as if he had discovered some new world, and stroked the boy's slender neck in a comforting manner: "Yaoyao, don't be afraid."

"I'm not afraid." The atmosphere of the domestic film is still good, Ruan Yao's tears are about to come out, the high-energy early warning of the stupid system can't stop Ruan Yao from curling up with fright.

"When the ghost comes, you must make a mosaic." Ruan Yao cried.

The system patted its chest: "Don't worry."

Ruan Yao really overestimated her courage, she didn't have the scene of bravely comforting Shang Chi as she imagined, instead, her whole cat almost got into Dr. Shang's arms.

The tail that was bound by the shorts was trembling uncontrollably, and the tip of the soft and long hair swept across the boy's delicate legs.

Dr. Shang seemed to have expected the result a long time ago. He touched down the young man's slender spine with one hand. His warm and delicate fingertips rubbed against the smooth and jade-like back, touching the delicate raised spine inch by inch, as if Comfort, but also like an endlessly imaginative play.

This kind of dark environment is actually very suitable for dating, but Ruan Yao chose horror movies, not only completely unable to show her masculinity in front of Shang Chi, but also asked Shang Chi to comfort him.

"It's not scary." Doctor Shang coaxed him.

Ruan Yao closed her eyes, "I don't believe it!" The screaming voice of the heroine and the eerie howling were still in her ears, which was not what Shang Chi said at all!

Dr. Shang stared expressionlessly at the unskilled plot setting on the big screen and the low-quality thrilling props that were recognizable at a glance, and fell silent for a while. He wrapped his other arm around the young man's thin shoulders and covered his eyes: "If you don't want to watch it, don't watch it."

The boy's soft eyelashes swept across Shang Chi's palm, and there was a numb itching.

"Shang Chi?" The kitten held Shang Chi's hand that blocked his eyes, the faint light on the screen fell on the young man's delicate face, the crimson flowery lips were slightly open, and the voluptuous fragrance lingered in the man's nostrils .

Shang Chi seemed to be drowning in a sea of ​​peach blossoms.

As if possessed by a demon, he kissed the young man's lips in the dark.

It's obviously not the first time to kiss, but there is a faint tendency to become addicted, wanting to completely take the boy as his own, and belong to himself completely from body to heart.

"Yaoyao, I like you"

Ruan Yao has long been used to being kissed by Shang Chi. Before coming here, her mouth was almost swollen by Shang Chi in order to become a humanoid. Now most of her thoughts are on horror movies, and she didn't even notice what Shang Chi was saying.

The man's eyes dimmed, and his finger slid onto the shallow groove behind the boy, and lightly stroked the base of the kitten's tail punishingly.

"Woo!" The base of the kitten's tail was extremely sensitive, and when it was held by the man's hand, it trembled twice in a panic, and a little sticky and slippery liquid was rubbed against the palm.

Ruan Yao didn't dare to speak loudly in the movie hall, she pushed the man's hand softly: "Don't move."

Shang Chi kneaded the base of the kitten's tail that was soaked in liquid maliciously, and teased in the boy's ear: "Yaoyao is so sensitive."

Ruan Yao's eyelashes were wet with tears, and when she swept across the man's palm, she looked like a butterfly with wet wings: "Shang Chi...itches."

The boy's snow-colored body hidden in his clothes was covered with a layer of peach blossom-like powder, and his smooth flesh was glowing with passionate heat, as if he was holding a mass of melted suet in his palm.

The scent and nephrite flesh entangled the man's mind, forcing his dark eyes to burn with forbearance.

When Ruan Yao came out, her legs were limp, her eyes under the hood were red marks from crying, and her ears were so pitiful that she drooped.

Obviously, he wanted to continue watching the horror movie, but he was the one who was unlucky in the end.

So angry that the kitten turns into a puffer fish.

"Hey, I heard that the murderer appeared in our mall." Walking in front of them were two little girls, chattering about the recent case that caused panic.

"How is it possible? Now that there are so many murderers, they dare not kill in public, right?"

"I heard that the killer specializes in killing beautiful boys and girls, and even cut off one of their organs. I think you'd better be serious!"

"I'm going to kill you!" The girls obviously didn't take the news that just came out seriously, and soon they laughed together again.

Ruan Yao has good hearing and heard the girls' conversations clearly. He vaguely felt that this matter seemed familiar, so he asked Shang Chi hesitantly, "Do you know about the recent murder?"

Shang Chi nodded. He thought Ruan Yao was afraid, and rubbed the boy's fluffy hair through the hat: "Don't worry, I will protect you."

The bathroom in the theater is deep, and there were not many people watching this movie. When Ruan Yao came in, there were only two or three people here.

Ruan Yao just came in to wash off the sticky hands made by Shang Chi, thinking angrily that Dr. Shang's so-called cleanliness tricked him so much.

Shang Chi stood at the door waiting for him, water gurgling from the faucet poured over the young man's delicate white fingers.

A man wearing a mask with a sullen face behind him was reflected in the huge mirror.

The author has something to say:

I'm sorry everyone, I've been a little stuck recently, I can't think of what to write later, so I decided to pull another attack to play (it's a dog, not a murderer)

and I may have to ask for three days off recently, and I still have homework to make up qwq