Vicious cannon fodder rolls over every day [Quick Transmigration]

The courier from the night devil boss arrived very quickly.

Ruan Yao was still lying on the bed sleeping in the dark, the courier knocked on the iron door impatiently and smashed the courier box on the ground, the huge movement scared him to jump up from the bed, and wiped it off quickly. Suspicious crystal liquid from the corner of his mouth.

In a dangerous area where fish and dragons are mixed, it would be nice if someone is willing to deliver the courier. It is not uncommon for couriers and residents to draw knives and even kill people when they disagree with each other.

Ruan Yaomi stared behind the cat's eyes to confirm that the muscular man had gone away, and then carefully opened a crack in the door.

Ruan Yao didn't think carefully about where the boss got his address, presumably the contracting company told him.

However, one corner of a palm-wide cardboard box was roughly crushed, and Ruan Yao suffered from laziness, hooked her fingers around the gap in the tape and pulled it in through the crack of the door.

Ruan Yao opened the carton and found that the packaging inside was quite exquisite. It was a small hardcover gift box wrapped with a pink bow ribbon, and the soft inner lining was a round mechanical sphere the size of a knuckle.

It looks like an egg.

It is still a very girly pink egg.

The big brother on the list looks quite innocent.

"What is this?" Ruan Yao opened his eyes and fiddled with the smooth shell curiously. The mechanical egg is exquisitely crafted, and the surface is tightly stitched without any traces of splicing. He carefully touched the whole body of this small and exquisite machine, but couldn't find it. To a place that could be called a switch.

"How do you play this?" Ruan Yao still remembered that the boss said that he would let Ruan Yao play for him the next time we met.

What if he doesn't even know how to use it when we meet, and the boss thinks he's too stupid?

Adhering to the professional spirit of doing what he does and loving what he does, Xiao Taohuajing frowned and flicked his finger on the smooth and hard surface of the mechanical egg, and continued to remove the inner lining of the gift box.

Sure enough, a remote control about the size of a mechanical egg was found underneath.

There is also a tube of lubricating oil and a bottle of disinfectant alcohol.

Ruan Yao picked up the same pink remote control and looked at it, then pressed the power button casually, and the mechanical egg in her hand immediately buzzed and vibrated regularly.

He held the mechanical egg tightly as if he had discovered a new world, feeling his palms and skin numb from the shock.

There is also an obvious control gear on the remote control. Ruan Yao pushed it up and down boredly and found that the mechanical egg in his hand would change the vibration frequency with the remote control.

He turned the frequency to the maximum, and the cold metal ball in his palm immediately started beating like crazy, and Ruan Yao almost couldn't hold him.

"It's pretty fun."

Ruan Yao sat cross-legged on the carpet and concentrated on studying the new toy. She took a look at the tube of lubricating oil and found that the instructions on the tube were densely packed with English, so she decisively threw it aside.

"I remember that massage needs essential oils, right?" Ruan Yao said to herself, unpacking the tube of lubricating oil and pouring a little on her palm.

The viscous oil had a strong aroma, Ruan Yao wrinkled her nose and sneezed several times in a very rude manner.

As an anchor who has to face the computer for several hours a day, Ruan Yao did have many minor problems, including neck pain.

He cleverly tore off a piece of tape, smeared wet lubricating oil on the back of his neck, and fixed the pink mechanical egg on the back of his neck, which was sometimes sore.

Ruan Yao narrowed her eyes comfortably amidst the buzzing sound.

Unexpectedly, the big brother on the list is so considerate, and will also consider the physical and mental health of the anchor.

As for the poor manual that was pressed at the bottom, it was completely ignored by someone.

The system was temporarily called back to the meeting by the Administration, and when it exited the space-time meeting with a serious face, it saw a package box of a certain interstellar famous sex/fun brand scattered on the ground, and lying on the ground with its face buried in the plush carpet , the unlucky host who groaned/groaned like crying from time to time.

System: "Ahhhhhhh!"

"Ahhhhhhhhh, this pervert!"

Ruan Yao was startled by the heart-piercing scream, he raised his head subconsciously, and the blanket buried on the back of his neck slipped to reveal the poor pink mechanical egg that was still working hard.

The system's screams were jammed spouting gibberish about contaminated chips.

Ruan Yao beamed and shared with the system: "The little gift from the top brother has arrived. It's so thoughtful. My neck feels comfortable after being massaged."

"Why are you calling him a pervert?" The host obviously didn't understand the real usage of this thing, felt his neck was a little numb from the shock, so he picked up the mechanical egg with one hand, and looked at the messy system in the wind ignorantly.

From the time the system left the factory to the present, the short-term Tongsheng has never seen such an outrageous thing. He was confused for a long time and finally chose to continue screaming: "Ah, ah, you idiot!"

……

What, the temper of the system seems to be getting worse and worse.

The system did not speak to Ruan Yao for a full hour, which has broken the record for the longest cold war in the history of one-man rule.

In the past, the system secretly used Ruan Yao's points to buy clothes for his pink-haired daughter, and Ruan Yao secretly swiped the system's authority to try to smuggle the half-eaten strawberry Daifuku to the mission world, and never had such a long cold war.

Ruan Yao pushed open the door of this underground bar hidden deep in a winding dark alley, her ears were almost deaf due to the deafening music.

He rubbed his ears uncomfortably before standing at the door. Immediately, a familiar sister wearing a cool hip-wrapping skirt saw him, stepped on ten centimeter high heels enthusiastically and twisted around like a snake: "Brother Ruan is here~"

Her tone is so charming, and the ending is so enchanting that flowers can be twisted out.

Ruan Yao's face under the mask immediately turned red.

Since Ruan Yao's character is a dandy who eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles, the first time he gets money must be to squander it in various places.

Back then when he was still on the main planet, Ruan Yao, a flirtatious scumbag, molested the future queen Aslan at a palace ball, offended the young emperor by the way, and ended up being exiled to the trash star.

In Garbage Star, there is no law, no morality, and nothing but sin in the sunless swamp. All the good qualities of human beings will be wiped away by day-to-day suffering, but desire will never be eroded.

Thinking about it, even if it is the last second of the destruction of the universe, there will always be places where people are still drunk and dreamy, feasting and feasting.

When Ruan Yao entered the bar, someone actually noticed him.

Even after wearing the mask, the slender figure indistinctly under the five-color lights is still unbearable, what's more, his eyes are really beautiful, with a dim and ambiguous red light flowing under the long eyelashes. All shimmering.

Even with just this pair of eyes, it can be seen that she is a one-in-a-million beauty.

However, the little beauty doesn't seem to like men, and every time she comes here, she just asks for a woman to accompany her by name, and sometimes she drags a woman with heavy makeup to hang out in the room when she is in a good mood.

Of course, no one knew that this little beauty who only loved her big sister was just showing her palm reading in the room.

Thanks to his senior Taoist priests, when he didn't find a job in the crossing department, he liked to pull him to teach him some so-called Taoist secrets.Ruan Yao didn't learn anything else, but she still has some knowledge in palm reading.

In the future, even if you live on the streets, you can still eat and drink under the overpass.

The big sisters in the bar like him very much, and they will help him drive away some men who want to use drunkenness to make things happen.

That's right, who wouldn't like a cute and sweet girl with little things and a lot of money.

This time, Ruan Yao, as usual, in order to maintain her character as a playboy, ordered a beautiful big sister to accompany her to watch the drama just released on the star network.

It's a pity that there seems to be a little episode this time.

Ruan Yao didn't get to spend time in the warm embrace of her elder sister as she wished, but was forced to stand in a smoky room and watch her live broadcast.

The toes can dig out a fairy castle.

The cause of the matter started from being cooed by the big sister.

As soon as Ruan Yao opened the room, the eldest sister apologized and said that recently a group of vicious star thieves came to Garbage Star. In order to prevent them from causing trouble in the bar, everyone should give priority to accompanying this group of desperadoes.

Ruan Yao was kind, and immediately said empathetically, that sister, let's go first and I'll just see for myself.

Unexpectedly, as soon as my sister left, someone kicked open the door of the box.

Ruan Yao rolled off the bed in a jerk and fell to the ground.

He still had a mask on his face, and a pair of round eyes stared blankly at the group of uninvited guests in front of him.

The person who came was tall and handsome, with a black eyepatch on his handsome and flamboyant face. He had a very sinister and wild temperament, and the minions who followed him were all hulking. on the ground.

"Isn't there still room here?" The leading man had a bewitching smile on his lips, and when his heavy military boots stepped on the ground, he made a cold, oppressive sound.

It seems to be stepping on the heart of a person.

Ruan Yao has never seen this group of people, but subconsciously thinks that this group of people are the star robbers that the big sister said.

He leaned against the foot of the bed tremblingly, looking at the man walking towards him with trembling eyelashes.

"Why is there a little thing hiding here?" The man seemed to find something interesting, and he approached and raised Ruan Yao's small face wearing a mask.

The man's smiling face was clearly printed in the light amber pupils.

"Tsk, Boss, why do I think this little thing looks familiar?" Someone behind him spoke at the top of his voice.

"It's like a popular anchor recently, right?" Someone answered almost instantly.

"Is it the one called Fudge, who always hides his face, little thing, and is very flirtatious."

"Damn it took my money and came here to fool around."

Ruan Yao felt her heart go cold.

What is more terrifying than falling off a horse unexpectedly.

And it was a group of notorious robbers who took off his vest.

Ruan Yao thought that he also covered his face tightly during the live broadcast, so no one would be able to recognize it with his eyes, right?

Also, he is not popular enough to be recognized by Star Thief!

Covered in a mask, his voice was thin and weak, like a flame shivering in the wind: "No, no, you misidentified the person."

The leader of the star bandits took the time to pinch the little beauty's pointed chin through a thin layer of fabric, forcing those gleaming cat eyes to look at him: "Did you admit the wrong person, you can tell if you look at it?"

The author has something to say:

Boss: Show me the game (Xiemei hooks her lips)

Yao (put it on the neck): so cool

Egg: I have never been so humiliated!