i lied to the whole world

"Then when, when can you show me your script!" the storyteller asked eagerly.

"Not yet, I need to test your ability a little bit." Husheng Xingluo looked at Hua Piao.

Slider:?

Seeing that Xingluo Husheng and the storyteller had reached an agreement, Hua Piao tactfully gave up the plan of soliciting, but she didn't expect him to be involved here?

"Does what you said before count?" Husheng Xingluo asked suddenly.

Hua Piao was stunned for a moment, then suddenly his eyes lit up: "Have you agreed to have a cup of wine with me!?"

"It's not this. It's about teaching you illusion, ah, no, to be precise, it's about helping you become stronger. Of course, there are conditions."

The speculation about the previous storyteller's ability is just speculation until it is confirmed.

For the sake of the final plan, it is still a little cautious here.

and so……

"Let's make up a little legend about slippery ghosts." Husheng Xingluo rubbed his chin and smiled.

"The legend of the slippery ghost?" Hua Piao was stunned.

"That's right," Husheng Xingluo looked at the unknown storyteller, "Actually, maybe all the demons have misunderstood your ability. In my opinion, your ability is the 'strongest' in a sense. "

"Huh?" Slider & Storyteller.

"Does Xiaosheng have the ability?"

"Master, have you lost your mind?"

"Don't worry, I will prove it soon." Husheng Xingluo smiled.

……

Just when Husheng Xingluo was having fun in Ping An Jing.

One god was not very happy.

That's right, it is Sugawara Michizane who has just become a god.

After returning from Gaotianyuan again, Sugawara Michizane returned to his newly built Tenmangu, and was furious. The billowing divine power filled the surrounding sky with clouds, and all passers-by flinched and shouted: "Michizane is angry again!"

Thunder seems to have become the label of Michizane Sugawara, but this time they did not throw the wrong pot, because Michizane Sugawara was really angry when he came in.

The reason is naturally that he participated in the divine meeting on Gaotianyuan, and received contempt and cold reception.

Originally, I thought that gods and human beings would be different, but the filter for gods was completely shattered after Daozhen personally experienced it. What kind of god is this!What is the difference with those nobles!

"Grandpa, don't be so angry." Mei Yu stood not far away worriedly. It wasn't that she didn't want to get close, but that the divine power radiating from Daozhen Gong made people unable to get close.

Yes, Kamui, after the establishment of Tenmangu, Sugawara Michizane has taken advantage of the trend to become a god, accepted people's worship, and got rid of his identity as a vengeful spirit.

"Meiyu..." Mr. Daozhen managed to calm down, put away his divine power, patted his folding fan, and sighed deeply, "It's because I think the gods are too great, no, I'm too naive."

"Gong..." Mei Yu looked at him worriedly.

"I'm fine, just leave me alone." Michizane Sugawara waved his hand wearily.

After the rainy season receded, Sugawara Michizane sat alone on the futon of the Tenmangu Palace, remembering the man's words.

He had expected this scene a long time ago.

It's really scary, like piercing through people's hearts, but is it going to be what he wants...

Sugawara Michizane hesitated, unable to make up his mind for a long time, but he didn't realize that compared to the beginning, he was already wavering, and he was seriously thinking about the possibility of cooperating with Husheng Xingluo again.

……

Slick ghost, it is said that this kind of monster is the big leader of monsters. It looks like an old man with a long head. Sometimes it will appear shyly, walk into the house, make tea or smoke cigarettes without authorization, because it is too casual No one will doubt, no one will take it to heart.Then after a while, he left as calmly as when he came.Note 1

Or when you go to various shops, the shop owner will not notice any abnormalities at all, until after the slippery ghost leaves, he finds out from the empty bowl that the customer has not paid.

He sometimes walks in the street, but no one will know that he is a monster.He is a mysterious monster who came from nowhere and went there again.Note 2

A monster and a guest god.

"Isn't it too exaggerated to be a god of guests?" Hua Piao asked while biting a Chunbing.

"No, I think it's just right, in case you can be ranked in the immortal class."

"Xiaosheng thinks that the leader of the monster is the most exaggerated, and will be targeted by other monsters." The storyteller said quietly.

"Then what happened to the old man with a long head? I am so handsome! You are tarnishing my reputation!"

"Hey, everyone agrees that the image of an elder is more suitable for a monster leader or a guest god. If it is a beautiful boy, it will overlap with the previous Shuten-douji image, and there is no recognition!" The storyteller looked serious, "Recognition is very important. Just like when people mention Ibaraki-douji, they mean severed hands and women's clothing, when they mention Tamamo, they mean peerless beauty, and when they mention Shuten-douji, they mean beautiful boys and oo." Note 3

"Why did the last one suddenly become sour?" Hu Shengxing Luo complained precisely.

"What's so bad about being rough? It's what everyone is interested in. According to my many years of experience as a storyteller, as long as it involves dirty feelings, the number of guests listening in will be several times higher..." The storyteller said faintly Said, "Obviously those pornographic stories are not very interesting, on the contrary, the wonderful stories that Xiaosheng has worked so hard to pursue are ignored by no one. This is the inferiority of human beings..."

Husheng Xingluo coughed loudly: "Did you tell those pornographic stories during the day?"

"?Yes what's the matter?"

"No, the current folk customs are really open." Husheng Xingluo took a sip of tea.

"In short, according to Xiaosheng's years of observation, unique recognizability is very important. There are too many monster images that turn into pure adult men or women, and you have no way to stand out."

"Isn't your ability to make the story attractive, can't you think of a way here?" Hua Piao struggled hard, he really didn't want his folk image to become a bad old man.

"Are you underestimating Xiaosheng's professionalism! What's the difference between a storyteller who blindly relies on his ability and an amateur!" When he mentioned this, the storyteller suddenly became a little angry.

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you." Hua Piao gave up the argument, and stuffed the rest of the Chunbing into his mouth with a depressed expression on his face.

The storyteller was very satisfied with Hua Piao's concession, and continued to express his argument: "According to Xiaosheng's observation, there are still relatively few monsters that turn into old men, and even if there are, most of them are related to gods, so this image is the most suitable for you. "

Husheng Xingluo suddenly said: "Have you finished eating, we should go."

"okay."

"Xiaosheng has already recovered."

"Okay, so this time the only cover is Hualao."

"No problem, I have already learned."

Before the store noticed, the three customers sitting in the corner had disappeared, and it was only when someone came to clean up the dishes that they realized: "Has there been any customers here before?! Why is there no impression at all."

The shopkeeper thought about it, but in his memory there were only three vague figures entering the shop, but he couldn't remember exactly what they looked like and what they said, and he didn't even know when they left. face horror.

"Speaking of which, did you not pay?"

"It's that, the legendary slippery ghost!"

"Yo Xi, the store here is also starting to spread your legend." After leaving a distance, Husheng Xingluo said with a smile.

"Will it really work?" The slippery ghost scratched his hair.

Although she agreed to test his abilities with the storyteller, Hua Piao was honestly not optimistic about this approach to cheating.

Now the thoughts of the monsters are relatively simple. Only by becoming stronger can they become famous all over the world and become the master of monsters and monsters. Whoever advances this part of their reputation to become stronger is heresy.

In fact, only the Hyakumonogatari group that appeared in the later Edo period could do this. Before that, it seemed that the monsters hadn't thought about it in this direction.

Of course, the Hundred Stories group hasn't appeared yet, and it was Husheng Xingluo and the storyteller who first used this method.

"Well, I'll know when your reputation spreads, and in the process, didn't I happen to teach you illusion?"

Husheng Xingluo is a complete practical school. When the three escaped from the order, Husheng Xingluo taught Hua Piao to use group illusions. In the past, it seemed that only he could use the illusions of slippery ghosts. Instinctively used, without training or careful research and development, after Hu Shengxing Luo's suggestion, covering the illusion on his own surface or even other people's body is a new comprehension move.

The storyteller was very surprised.

"Being able to teach other monsters tricks... This is the first time I've seen it."

"is it?"

"Yeah, the essence of each monster is different, and it is almost impossible to learn other people's moves."

That's right, the so-called "fear" refers to the human's fear of monsters, which is the core of a monster, because the legend is different, and the core of each monster is different, just like in the original book, the bull ghost can be inspired by fighting. Nuliang Rikusheng learned the tricks in his blood, but he couldn't teach him directly.

It's very simple, because Niugui himself doesn't know how to do it. It is impossible for different monsters to learn the tricks of other monsters anyway.

Coincidentally, the essence of a monster like Tricky Ghost is the flower reflected in the mirror, the moon floating in the water, that is, the flower in the mirror and the moon in the water.Note 4

Strictly speaking, Fox Sheng Xingluo's bloodline and ability are the product of the synthetic function of the system, that is, the product of the fox demon and the original Zanpakuto-King Hua Sui Yue, that is to say, his ability is actually "King Hua Sui Yue"

Almost infinitely close to the same essence, but they are not the same kind of monsters, and they can teach each other tricks. This kind of wonderful coincidence surprised the well-informed storyteller, and even wanted to ask Fox Sheng Xingluo The blood of a slippery ghost.

In fact he did ask.

Hua Piao's face was full of black lines: "What are you thinking, I am the world's first slick ghost, that guy is older than me, how could he have my blood."

He thought for a while, and added: "And I'm not yet an adult, and I haven't touched a woman or a banshee."

Among monsters, 13 years old is considered an adult, and Hua Piao himself said that he is about 11 years old.

The storyteller took out the scroll with a serious face: "Have you thought about the possibility of your biological father?"

"? Hit you"

"How could it be possible for a fox to give birth to a purebred slippery ghost?" Husheng Xingluo sighed, stopping the storyteller from spreading the bloody story, "It's probably just a coincidence."

"The only two monsters in the world with the same essence coincidentally meet." The storyteller touched his chin, "This coincidence is too coincidental."

"That's true." Hua Piao nodded, happily embracing Hu Sheng Xingluo's shoulders, "We are really destined, Master."

"I said you don't need to call me master, we learn from each other." Hu Shengxing Luo took Hua Piao's hand away.

Slider: "Huh? What can I teach you?"

Husheng Xingluo had a deep meaning: "Not now, maybe in the future."

There is another advantage of teaching Hua Piao to master his [Fear] as soon as possible, that is, he can learn all the tricks Hua Piao learns in the future.

That's right, Husheng refers to Jianjigu's eyes, this pair of eyes that can be learned as long as you see it, with these eyes, he can learn all the tricks derived from Hua Piao in the future, teaching him to become stronger is to make himself become stronger. powerful.

plan pass.jpg

Hua Piao quickly gave up thinking and continued to be enthusiastic: "Which store shall we go to next?"

In the past, he sneaked into other people's homes or other stores by himself, but now he has added two companions to this kind of mischief. We all know that the fun is doubled when someone is with you to play pranks.

Husheng Xingluo also discovered that Hua Piao was very enthusiastic and savvy in avoiding accounts and not being found out for free prostitution, so he decided not to tell him for the time being that the shops they went to belonged to Sugawara's family.

"I think you have almost learned it. Next, let's challenge a difficult one." Husheng Xingluo said with a serious face, "Spend the night at Ma Cang Ye Wang's house, the Great Onmyoji."

Hua Piao and the storyteller gasped, the excitement on the former's face was almost overflowing, with the words "I'm going" and "Let me go!" written all over her face! '

The latter froze for a moment: "Are you joking?"

"No."

Storyteller:?

Ordinary people and onmyojis, the former will at most run away or pay the money if they are found, but the latter will be caught by a shark!

Confirming that Husheng Xingluo was not joking, the storyteller's face was pale and depressed, and he stretched out his hand tremblingly: "At least before Xiaosheng dies, let Xiaosheng have a look at the story you told, otherwise I will die with regret."

"No." Hu Shengxing Luo patted the storyteller's shoulder with a smile, "Believe in Hua Piao, I can do it!"

"Well... Xiaosheng's life is entrusted to you." In Husheng Xingluo's words, the storyteller obviously felt hopeless in rejection, and desperately grabbed Hua Piao's hand, "At least, at least let Xiaosheng survive alone. good."

"How afraid you are to die..."

"Xiaosheng is not afraid of death, but he can't die before completing the story in my mind! Especially not at the hands of a little monster like Slick!"

"? Beat you."

Hua Piao said loudly: "When I become the master of ghosts and monsters in the future, you don't regret it."

"Xiaosheng can't do it." The storyteller said, then turned his head and thought, "But wait, if you become the master of demons and monsters, wouldn't Xiaosheng's story come true?"

He was referring to the fabricated part where the slippery ghost is the leader of the monsters.

"That doesn't seem too bad." The storyteller suddenly smirked when he thought of this scene.

The corners of Hua Piao's eyes twitched and she pulled out her hand, "Forget it, forget it, care about something with a fool."

"Master, what do you like about this guy? Are you really not considering changing to a demon?"

Hu Shengxing Luo Tuoji watched the farce, and said with a smile: "No, it is his attitude of being crazy about the story to death, which is the most suitable demon choice."

The monster who told this story after he left must be him.