i lied to the whole world

In the high school at the moment.

Karasawa finished the divination work earlier than usual, and then went back to his dormitory to look at the new things in the mall and fell into deep thought.

Most of them are useful abilities or props in various animations, basically everything is available. Of course, the points required for some exchanges are also very amazing, such as the phone booth in the world of Doraemon.

This thing actually costs [-] deception points... It's super expensive, but thinking about its effect, Tang Zeliu's eyes are envious again.

As long as you say a paragraph in it, you can create a parallel world out of thin air, ah, I want it.

Tang Zeliu took a last look reluctantly, and reluctantly turned to the first page again.

The two abilities that were deeply remembered before are still hanging high on it.

【Yan Ye Infinite Deception】 and 【Big Lie】

The setting of the former is to use tricks and lies as the medium. As long as a lie is fabricated and told, the lie will become true at the moment when the listener subconsciously refute.

A lie of a lie, which can turn the truth around in an instant.Note 1

The setting of the latter is an ability called overload in a comic, which can treat everything as a lie, even death can be regarded as a lie, and turn everything into nothing. In short, it can deny everything you want to deny , together with death, it can be said that having this ability is equivalent to having an immortal body.Note 2

Especially the latter's ability can be said to be quite abnormal. Karasawa saw this ability when he read the manga, and maybe even the earth itself can be erased.

However, he also had doubts.

'System, of these two abilities, the latter is obviously stronger than the former, right? Just being able to negate death, [Yan Ye infinite deceit] Although this ability is also very strong, but if you can't speak, or are simply killed There is no way.Why are the redemption points the same? '

Yes, this is the doubt that Karasawa has always had.

[Well... there is a reason. ] The tone of the system is rare and subtle, 【Because the ability of the big lie comes from the man's distorted personality, which has caused him to be tainted with a strong personal mark. 】

Karasawa-ryu has an ominous premonition. Overload is a product of distorted personality in that manga, with a strong personal imprint. If it is really that man...

【His original words were 'There is nothing to be happy about having the ability of someone like me. After all, I am so weak and poor, it is absolutely impossible to win. ']

Karasawa: ...

[Therefore, you can understand the side effects as, when it comes to deciding the outcome seriously, there are often various factors that make it absolutely impossible to win. 】The system said in a subtle tone.

'ok, I understand. Karasawa Ryu recalled the Kuma in the manga, and felt a bit of a toothache.

Thinking about it carefully, it is true that this character has never won in the comics...but the opponent who was lost or tied by him was even worse. Many times he almost won but gave up strategically because of various things, and then he was not restrained Ravage each other physically and mentally.

The self-proclaimed weakest man on earth, who has never won.

His ability has this kind of side effect, which is understandable in a sense.

[Of course, it doesn’t mean that you will fail if you do something, so that this ability will not be rated as S-level. In fact, there are many loopholes in this side effect that can be exploited. There are as many ways to avoid turning a person into nothing without fighting him head-on. 】The system hesitated for a while, and tried Amway.

'But I don't know the feeling that I will be lowered at a critical moment, so let's forget it for the time being. '

Karasawa hesitated for a long time, but gave up. After all, the last lie was also very important to him. He really didn't want to be affected by this kind of side effect that he didn't know when it would come. He gave up temporarily and looked at the first ability.

"Yan Ye is infinitely bullying, is there any side effect of this ability?" '

[If you insist on saying it, you will become more prone to lying, and the rest will have no effect. 】

Oh, that's fine.

Tang Zeliu looked at all the things in the mall, and finally exchanged Yan Ye's ability to deceive infinitely.

Nearly 5000 million points were lost by more than half in an instant, which was heartbreaking to see.

Anyway, the next lie should be able to earn back...

Karasawa comforted himself frantically in his heart, he calmed down and felt the changes carefully, but it seemed, as if, nothing had changed.

After thinking about it, Karasawa came out from the door of the dormitory, just in time to catch Fu Heihui who was about to leave the dormitory.

"Mr. Fuhei, are you going on a mission now?"

"Ah, yes." Fu Heihui stopped, and his eyes moved from the phone screen to Karasawa Ryu's face, "Is senior going out? Then I will inform Mr. Gojo..."

"No, no, I'm not going out, I'm just curious about what mission you took."

"? It's an ordinary second-level task, clearing the curse spirits that appeared on the xx street."

"Then you don't need to go. This is just a false mission with a program error. In fact, this spell spirit was not born, and the mission information is also wrong."

"Eh? But Mr. Yidizhi just now..." Fu Heihui said subconsciously, because Mr. Yidizhi sent him the detailed mission information not long ago, but the phone suddenly vibrated. When he lowered his head, he found the original mission interface in astonishment. All turned into gibberish.

Immediately afterwards, Yidizhi sent him a contact.

[Sorry Mr. Fuhei, the information I gave you before was for another mission. The mission you accepted seems to be a bug caused by a program error. Sorry, please accept the mission again. 】

It's true...Fu Heihui opened his mouth wide, and then thought of the identity of Karasawa Liu's fortune teller, and quickly relieved: "Did you remind me because you saw a fragment of the future? Thank you, senior, otherwise it would be a waste of time." .”

Karasawa smiled: "You're welcome."

After parting with Fu Heihui, he closed the door and went back to his room with a thoughtful look on his face.

Yan Ye infinitely deceived this ability to judge more sensitively than he thought. Fu Heihui knew his identity as a fortuneteller, but his subconscious reaction would still follow the information he had obtained before. That is to say, this ability is difficult to guard against .

After all, some common sense is deeply rooted in the subconscious in the process of human growth.

And because of the cover of the identity of a fortuneteller, using this ability has come true, and it can be pushed to the future, which is not bad.

In this case, the last lie should not be difficult, but the details still need to be improved.

And if it goes well, then only one lie is needed to get out of here.

Tang Zeliu looked at the documents in the room and paused. Of course, he had to clean up the affairs of this world before leaving.

And it's not just him who needs to deal with the aftermath.

At this moment, in another area of ​​Tokyo, Japan, the home of the poverty god Ebisu Kofuku.

"Ah~ so hot~ is this Tokyo fever?"

Yato collapsed in the corridor of Ebisu Kofuku's house, untied his tracksuit, turned on the electric fan, looked at the clear blue sky outside and complained: "Can't we turn on the air conditioner?"

"Squatting at home is not qualified to complain." Dahei crossed the obstacle in the corridor with his hair full of black lines, and came over with a plate of watermelon, "Xiaofu, I'm eating watermelon."

"Oh!" The girl in the pink jk suit, who was also lying on the table and was so hot, cheered.

"Then I too..."

"Yato, don't you want to find a commission?" Dahei asked soulfully.

The person squatting at home who was stealing melons froze: "Then what... it's the off-season..."

"When did I make a wish to the gods to divide the off-season and the peak season?!" Dahei pointed to Xueyin who was writing diligently at the table, "Look, even Xueyin is working hard! You, an adult, are promising! It is because of your appearance that I left you!"

Two arrows pierced Yato's fragile heart, and he immediately whimpered and shrank to the jk girl: "Xiaofu, look at Dahei!"

Ebisu Xiaofu skillfully patted Yato's head, protecting the nearly 1.8-meter young man behind him like an old mother protecting a calf: "Dahei, how could you be aggressive with the child? Yato didn't mean it!"

"Are you the modern version of an old mother who lives in an abandoned house and dotes on him?!" Dahei covered his face with one hand helplessly.

"Really... I really can't do anything about you, Sayoto will work hard next time."

"Yeah, I'll go out to work when the economic downturn is over..."

"That will never pass! No, how long will this little theater continue to perform!"

"Excuse me~" Yi Qi Ri He probed at the door.

"Xiao Rihe, come in!" Xiaofu responded.

The arrival of Yiqi Hiyori temporarily diverted Dahei's attention, and he looked at the uniform on Hiyori in surprise: "It's very early today, is there no class in the afternoon?"

"Well, it's a holiday from tomorrow, and school will be over early in the afternoon." Yi Qirihe said happily, but soon remembered something, and took out the envelope in his hand with a puzzled face, "By the way, I just saw someone at the door Wandering around the mailbox, and finally handed me this letter for me to give to Xiaofu, Dahei or Yato, is it someone you know?"

Yato looked at Yiqi Hi and the letter in his hand, his face paled visibly, and then he tried to sneak away furtively.

Dahei accurately grasped his mind.

"Let go of me! I really can't grow taller! It's impossible no matter what!"

"Well... I sympathize with you, Yato, and I sympathize with you in a certain way." Dahei's tone was complicated, "But ah, our family is actually struggling."

"I knew that you took Fei's black heart money! You are a big black, it's useless for me to trust you so much!"

"It's not black-hearted money, it's your living expenses... uh." Dahei realized it later, and seemed to have slipped his mouth.

"??? Sure enough, you have been bought by Fei."

"Hmm, but Fei Jiang's dim sum is really delicious." Xiaofu stuffed the dim sum into his mouth innocently.

Ye Dou glanced sharply at the dim sum logo, with an unbelievable expression on his face: "Even you..."

And at this time, a black car drove slowly, and stopped at the door of Dahei's house under Hihe's bewildered and everyone's clear sight.

Afterwards, a little loli wearing a kimono got out of the back seat and said to Kunmi in the car window, "Thank you very much for sending me here. You have worked hard today."

"It's nothing, Miss Fei, you can call me anytime when you come back." Bang Mi smiled.

After a brief greeting, the car drove away. Fei, who hadn't grown up for thousands of years, looked at Yato who was already a young man, and said hello with a smile: "Yato, Dahei and Xiaofu, long time no see. .”

Dahei imprisoned Yato tightly, and smiled at Fei: "Long time no see, how are you doing recently?"

"Well, Ebisu-sama takes good care of me."

"Long time no see Feijiang~" Xiaofu happily rushed over to help Xiaofei, "It's still so cute, like a doll, hehe."

"Master Xiaofu, I can't breathe."

"I told you to call me Xiaofu." Xiaofu tugged at Fei's little face.

Apart from Yato who looked like he wanted to escape, only Hiyori and Yukine who looked confused were left.

"Hey, who is it?"

"I'm sorry I haven't introduced myself yet," Fei temporarily pushed Xiaofu away, and glanced at Yato, "I am the artifact of that useless god, my name is Fei, just call me Fei, because of various reasons, I am temporarily in Ebisu Adults work part-time there."

Hiyori opened his mouth wide: "Eh!? Isn't it true that Yato has only Yukine as an artifact?"

Xueyin couldn't believe it either: "Yato, you actually found someone else behind my back?"

"No, no, if you have to say it, Feijiang is the magic weapon that Yato has always had." Xiaofu corrected.

"But it's better to say that I'm here as your part-time job." Yato said with resentment on his face, "You've obviously been with Ebisu much longer than me."

"Ah, are you jealous?" Fei covered her mouth and smiled lightly, "Isn't it because Yato is too unmotivated, hundreds of years have passed and I haven't made any progress, so I found another way to seek Ebisu With the help of adults, that person is a great god who has opened shrines all over Japan, so he is different from someone."

An invisible arrow pierced Yato's chest, he covered his heart and said in grief and indignation: "Then you should just make Ebisu's artifact, why bother with me!"

After finishing speaking, Yato ran back home angrily, and he should have gone up to the attic.

"Ah, ran away in anger."

"Shouldn't you run away from home when you are generally angry? Why did you run to the attic of our house again?"

"Well, don't worry about Dahei so much," Xiaofu patted Dahei's shoulder, with maternal love on his face, "Xiaoye fights him, he is already a child of our family."

"...Isn't this game over yet?!"

Hiyori looked hesitantly at the back of Yato's disappearance, there should be no need to chase after this situation.

Although Xueyin often watched Yetou play cute, but this was the first time he saw him losing his temper with the artifact, and couldn't help but peek at the little loli artifact next to her, with complicated feelings, she couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "What's going on?"

"Well... well, let's talk slowly first." Xiao Fu smiled, "Yukine and Hiyori also want to know about Yato's past."