i lied to the whole world

If it comes to what profession is the most important and respected in primitive tribes, of course doctors will also be nominated, but don't forget that there is a more important role.

They are usually called shamans, prophets, enlighteners, and witches. In short, in the age of ignorance, they claimed to bear the revelation from the gods, they could predict natural disasters and man-made disasters, and they had the greatest right to speak to guide the direction of a tribe.

Of course, there is a more famous name for this kind of duty today-the prophet.

[You, do you want to become a magic stick? 】The system asked tremblingly.

"What is a magic stick? It's said to be a prophet, or a fortuneteller." Karasawa corrected, "This is the most suitable profession for me. Do you still remember the role of making lies come true?"

【of course I remember. 】

"I said before that there are three lies in the world that cannot be seen through, and the third is the lie that is about to become true." Karasawa said, "For example, a magic stick suddenly told you today that you will be hurt today. ,what will you do?"

[Uh, just walk away? 】

"Well, what if you are really injured today."

[Just, believe he is real? 】

"That's right, but the fact is, he said this to 1000 people, and only 200 people were actually injured today, so in the eyes of these 200 people..."

【He is really a prophet!But in fact he lied, because he didn't see the future, this is probability, but these two hundred people don't know it, so in their opinion, he is really a prophet! 】

The system was shocked. Through this example, he has fully understood why Karasawa said that being a prophet is the most suitable profession for him. First of all, it is very easy to impersonate. He can use probability and a certain amount to convince [-] people to believe his lies.

Secondly, the identity of a prophet and the realization of a thousand lies are extremely compatible. As long as enough people believe Karasawa-ryu's lie, this lie will come true, which in turn proves that Karasawa-ryu's words are true, more People believed that he was a prophet, and the prophecy came true again, achieving a perfect closed loop.

Moreover, when 500 people believed that he was a prophet, he really became a prophet and possessed the ability of prophecy. This kind of ability is the most sought-after no matter where, and the magic world will be ecstatic to obtain a prophecy Home, give him the best protection, and believe all the prophecies he makes.

Status, right to speak, bodyguards, leeks, all in one go.

Shocked the system for a whole year [I suddenly feel that maybe you will be able to collect [-] million points soon. 】

"Lend your auspicious words."

Tang Zeliu leaned back on the seat, and solved a major problem that troubled him, and he felt a lot more relaxed.

Soon it was time for lunch break. Karasawa went to the store to buy a piece of bread and milk, and went to the rooftop to close the door and enjoy the time alone. Recently, because he often goes to the rooftop, it seems to have given some associations to other students, so it is not often here. Someone came, but Karasawa Liubai picked up a quiet place cheaply.

Today, however, this territory that belongs to him by default has been invaded by others.

Karasawa-ryu squinted at Yoshino Junpei in front of him, who said awkwardly, "Sorry, I have no other place to go."

This is true. He used to have a few friends at school, but as Sato and the others teamed up to bully him, those friends who could barely talk to him all dispersed, and now he is in an embarrassing situation in school where no one can speak. .

Karasawa has also heard a little about school bullying in Japan. Sometimes isolated students can only eat in the toilet, and words such as toilet food have evolved.

Ok……

Just thinking about it makes me feel like I can't eat it.

He didn't speak, he tacitly agreed that Yoshino Junpei shared this place with him, but he didn't approach him, but chose a place far away to sit down and eat quietly.

Yoshino Junpei has been quietly paying attention to Karasawaru's expression, preparing to leave when the other party shows impatience, but the white-haired boy just glanced at him lightly, and sat down not far away by default.

This is... the meaning of permission, right?

Yoshino Junpei's mood brightened immediately, he took out the bento prepared by his mother and began to eat lunch, and at the same time cast a curious look at Karasawa Ryu.

Hey, did you eat bread for lunch? It doesn't feel very nutritious.

And the wrists are so thin.

Yoshino himself couldn't explain why, since that night, he was full of curiosity about this mysterious transfer student, and he couldn't help but learn more about him whenever he had the chance.

Upon closer inspection, apart from the fact that he was indeed wearing all kinds of earrings and that his clothes were not neatly dressed, he did not look at all like the vicious delinquent boy in the legend.

Silver hair, is it dyed?The complexion is so fair, better than all the girls he has seen who have put on makeup, and the appearance also has a neutral beauty, otherwise he would not have thought it was an artist when they met for the first time.

Yoshino Junpei watched and stopped his chopsticks unconsciously. He noticed that Karasawa Ryu took two or three mouthfuls of bread and then put it down. Instead, he drank milk and took out a magazine from his school bag to read.

Just eat that much?Is it really enough?

And that magazine... At first, Yoshino thought it was a game that boys like to read or something about women, but he turned his attention to it and found it was a recipe.

That's right, a recipe.

Shocked Junpei all day.

"What's the matter with you?" Karasawa finally couldn't help but say, what's the matter with this man, he has been staring at him all day, can he eat?

"Ah, I'm sorry!" Yoshino Junpei quickly looked away.

Karasawa stood up speechlessly, patted the dust off his body, and walked to the door of the roof. Junpei thought that his gaze had offended him, and just about to apologize, he heard the other party's indifferent voice: "Class is about to start, I I'm leaving."

"Oh, yes!" Yoshino Junpei said stupidly.

Karasawa left without a word, still wondering, he didn't remember how stupid this kid was when he read manga in his previous life.

……

After school.

Yoshino Junpei returned home, and when he changed his shoes at the entrance, he said, "I'm back."

"Welcome back." Yoshino's mother poked her head out of the kitchen with a smile on her face, "I'm having curry rice today, do you like curry?"

"Yeah." Yoshino Junping smiled.

"Ah, did something good happen at school today?"

"how do you know……"

"Junpei's mouth is smiling today." Yoshino's mother pointed to the corner of her mouth, her eyes were smiling, "What happened, did you make new friends?"

"That's not the case." Yoshino Junpei pursed his lips in embarrassment, and changed the subject stiffly, "It's time to eat, I'm hungry."

"Okay, go wash your hands."

After the two of them finished eating, Junpei took the initiative to wash the dishes. Yoshino's mother was quite happy at first, but she didn't see Yoshino Junpei coming out of the kitchen for a long time. Holding the kitchen knife, he stared blankly at the remaining vegetables.

"Junpei? What's the matter?"

"Uh..." Yoshino Junpei scratched his head, "I kind of want to learn cooking, can you cook lighter home-cooked dishes?"

Yoshino's mother's gossip radar started instantly, squinting at her son: "Why do you want to learn this all of a sudden? Could it be that you want to bring lunch to your sweetheart? Puff~"

"No!" Yoshino Junpei's neck turned red, "What are you thinking, you know it's impossible! And why would I, a big man, do such a thing!?"

"You don't understand that, Junpei, boys who can cook are popular now~"

"I said no! It's just..." Yoshino Junpei raised his forehead, "Anyway, you can teach or not."

"Teach me, of course I can teach you. First of all, you have to cut vegetables like this. The way you hold the knife is wrong. It's easy to cut your fingers." Yoshino's mother gently took the knife in her son's hand, indicating that it is correct Vegetable cutting method, the sharp blade cuts off a section of crisp cucumber, and makes a light sound when it touches the cutting board.

thump...

"Hiss——" Tang Zeliu took half a step back like a ghost, stared at his index finger with wide eyes, and saw a small corner of the rubber glove was cut off, he looked around carefully, and heaved a sigh of relief, fortunately, he didn't cut himself.

Witnessing the tragic scene of his host cooking, the system was rarely silent [Why don't you order takeaway...]

Who is it!cook!Will be equipped with a series of equipment such as goggles, gloves, armor made of wood boards, etc.!Is this going to war? !

The heavily armed Karasawa rejected the system's proposal: "Takeout is not healthy."

The system bitterly condemned him for wasting food, and the dining table was already filled with a lot of suspicious objects, including fried eggs, potatoes cut into various cubes, side dishes with wrong seasoning, and so on.

Who would have thought that a hacker with smooth operations on the keyboard would look like this when cooking.

[I think most of the reason for your failure in cooking is that this pair of equipment is too in the way, do you really not consider getting rid of them? 】

"What nonsense, what should I do if I get injured? With this body, first-rate blood can't stop, and the medical expenses are more expensive." Tang Zeliu resolutely refused to take off his equipment, but he also realized that if he continued like this tonight He didn't have to eat dinner, and finally compromised with bread and milk, "Forget it, I'm not the material, so let's find a way to do divination and lies first."

System [However, to deceive 500 people, it doesn't feel like an easy job. 】

Karasawa was noncommittal. After finishing dinner, he went back to his room and moved out a lot of props he bought in the haunted house.

This was recovered at a high price from a haunted house that was about to close down, and it also came with a lot of messy props. From the pile of things, Karasawa pulled out a big black robe, crystal balls and other objects, and unsealed a stack of towers. Luo cards, as well as the crystal pendulum, of course, are said to be crystals, but they are actually made of plastic and glass.

[This...does this really work? 】

"How is it possible, but Tarot cards are popular in Japan, otherwise you think I don't want to use Feng Shui techniques for planting flowers." Tang Zeliu put a black robe on his body, and the wide black robe instantly covered the whole person, only Showing a section of white chin, "How about it, what do I look like now?"

[Like a little liar. 】