The foodie aunt that the boss is afraid of

ten o'clock at night

Armed Detective Agency

"—So, you brought this little girl back?"

Yosano Akiko leaned against the wall with both hands in his arms, watching Kunikida Doppo carefully put down the little girl, grabbed Osamu Dazai's windbreaker and put it on her body.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like——

Freshly baked - Kunikida Daddy!

She is not the only one who thinks this way, basically all members of the club have this illusion.

After Kunikida Doppo dealt with the little girl, he pushed the bridge of his nose, looked at the little girl's sleeping face and frowned, "Well, let's stay at the detective agency for now!"

He couldn't do such an immoral thing as throwing the little girl on the side of the road.

So, I had to bring her back.

Suddenly, Kunikida Doppo remembered the sword behind the little girl, and his brows were tightly furrowed, even he couldn't sleep well with his back like this.

What a troublesome brat.

Although he was full of impatience, he lifted the little girl very gently, took out the Taidao and put it on the table.

Glancing at Taidao, Osamu Dazai suddenly reminded him, laughing like a thief: "Kunikida, there are two chef's knives to be taken out too."

Kunikida: "..."

Fuck, so why on earth would anyone run around with a chef's knife? !

Then, the others watched as Kunikida lifted the little girl's skirt and took two sharp chef's knives from her thighs.

Armed Detective Club member:? ? ! ! ! ! !

It really is a chef's knife! ! !

This is too exciting! !

Kenji Miyazawa looked at Yosano Akiko with a bit of shock on his face, blinked his eyes, and said bluntly: "Miss Yosano often carries a hatchet too!"

With Yosano Akiko: ? ? ?

What does this have to do with her? !

However, Yosano Akiko felt confused because of this, she walked to the side of the sofa, bent slightly to look at the little girl.

The little girl slept very deeply, her pink face was flushed, and her fleshy cheeks looked like rosy apples. She couldn't help but stretched out her evil hand, and gently poked that smooth, tender face .

After poking it again and again, it took a long time before she reluctantly withdrew her hand.

The little girl's face was so warm and soft when she rubbed against it, not to mention how comfortable it was.

But if she pokes any more, the little girl should be woken up.

As soon as Yosano Akiko turned her head, she saw Kunikida Doppo staring at her 'evil' hand.

She coughed lightly and lowered her voice, "Do you know the origin of this little girl?"

"We only know her name." Kunikida Doppo frowned, the little girl wondered if she was too vigilant, and he couldn't get any useful information from the conversation at all.

No, there are at least two important points.

She is a foodie, and she has the strength to hit a supernatural person.

Based on the last point alone, he didn't think this would be an ordinary little girl.

The little girl was in such a deep sleep that not even the sound of their conversation disturbed her.

"—I don't know the cause of the incident yet." Kunikida Doppo leaned on the table with his arms folded, "but I'm sure that her identity is not simple."

The others nodded. How could this five or six-year-old girl who could hit a supernatural being be an ordinary girl?

However, some people still have doubts about the authenticity of this statement.

Tanizaki Junichiro yawned, and glanced at the Taidao on the table out of the corner of his eye. He picked it up curiously, and after pulling the sword out of its sheath, the cold light flashed away. He slightly admired, "What a sharp blade !"

He carefully looked at the blade of the Taidao, and suddenly turned the blade to the light, squinted his eyes slightly, and saw the crescent-shaped pattern visible on the side of the blade, he said in surprise, "This is——"

"Crescent pattern?"

The others looked over in unison.

Kunikida returned to his seat alone, turned on the computer, and quickly entered the data.

"This is a sword forged during the Eigen period of the Heian period——Sankai Tsukimune."

After a while, Kunikida Doppo turned the computer around, pushed it in front of them, and saw these partners showing the same surprised expressions as him.

"That means this is a real antique?" Tanizaki Junichiro was startled, swallowed his saliva, and put down the sword carefully.

If it breaks, he can't afford to pay for it.

"That's right, it's an antique."

A childish voice suddenly sounded.

Edogawa leaned on the chair in disorder, with his feet stacked on the table, turning the chair from time to time, and glanced at the Taidao, very sure that it was genuine.

With Edogawa Ranpo's affirmation, Tanizaki Junichiro dared not touch this antique sword.

It's fine if it's a toy knife.

But this is a sword with historical significance, so this matter becomes meaningful.

Well, they now have new questions.

Why would a little girl have a tachi as a weapon?

Everyone looked at Kunikida Doppo and Dazai, this is the little girl they brought back.

Osamu Dazai blinked, then turned to look at Kunikida Doppo.

Kunikida Doppo:? ? ?

Who the hell suggested to keep the little girl? ! !

He and Xie Ye Akiko smoothed the little girl's messy hair, let him turn his head to look at them, pointed at the little girl and said, "What are you going to do with her?"

The current situation can only accommodate the little girl for one night, but what about after tomorrow?

The helpless little girl may only choose to go to the orphanage in the end.

Kunikida turned off the computer, looked at the sleeping girl, and frowned, "What do you think?"

The little girl is too young, and she still has unknown powers.

If you can't figure out her origin, it is not a wise decision to let her go like this.

However, it was the president, not them, who ultimately decided whether to keep her or not.

"Take her in?" Tanizaki Junichiro sat on the table, "otherwise we can only send her to the orphanage." He sighed.

"Not necessarily," Osamu Dazai held his chin with one hand and shook his index finger, "Just ask the president for his opinion on such matters."

"My suggestion is to keep her." Osamu Dazai smiled.

After Osamu Dazai said this, everyone paused.

Indeed, whether or not to keep the little girl has to go through the president's opinion.

only--

"The age of this little girl is only five or six years old by visual estimation." Yosano Akiko picked up the cup on the table and took a sip of water, looking past the sleeping little girl, "Since I brought it back, I have to bear it anyway." responsibility."

"Then take care of her until the president comes back."

"It's so small!" Kanze Kenji exclaimed.

As for their president - Fukuzawa Yukichi is not in the Armed Detective Agency these days, I heard that he is going to meet friends.

So the next question is, who is responsible for taking care of this little girl?

Osamu Dazai raised his hand and said with a smile on his face, "Then leave it to me to take care of the little girl."

Kunikida Doppo was dumbfounded: "????"

"Hey, hey, are you kidding me?!"

Leave it to Osamu Dazai to take care of a little girl?It would be better if he took care of it himself!

"Of course, Kunikida doesn't trust me?" Dazai Osamu opened his eyes slightly, and a heartbroken expression appeared on his face, "Ah—so I am such a person in Kunikida's heart."

"Shut up, Dazai!" Kunikida Doppo yelled at him with a vein on his forehead.

After roaring, he remembered that there was a sleeping little girl: "..."

It's all the fault of Dazai!

after a few seconds

"Ugh-"

There was a muffled sound from the sofa.

Everyone fell silent immediately, and turned to look at the little girl on the sofa in unison.

The little girl opened her big sleepy eyes, got up from the sofa, her black hair was scattered on the sofa, her little face was flushed, and she looked at them with her clear and bright black eyes.

The little face was full of confusion.

"Hmm... did we wake you up?" Tanizaki Junichiro scratched his head, turned his head in embarrassment, but kept scanning the little girl.

so cute!

Cute when asleep, but even cuter when awake!

Priest Miji rubbed his eyes and nodded, his small face was a little aggrieved.

Kunikida Doppo's loud voice woke her up with fright.

She covered her small mouth and yawned, then glanced at the few supernatural beings exuding light fragrance in confusion, and sniffled involuntarily.

It smells so good! !

So much energy!

Priest Miji suddenly came to his senses, and blinked at them.

Everyone's energy taste is different, but among many people, she thinks that the energy on Dazai Osamu is the most fragrant!

Seeing her cute appearance, Yosano Akiko resisted the urge to pinch the little girl, took out a candy from somewhere and handed it to her, and said with a smile, "Please have a candy."

Priest Miji took the candy and said obediently, "Thank you sister."

Yosano Akiko raised her eyebrows, and couldn't help reaching out and rubbing the little girl's head.

"What's your name?" Kenji Kanzawa blinked his eyes, pointed at himself and said, "I'm Kenji Kanzawa, and I just joined the Armed Detective Agency for two months."

Everyone else forgot to ask Kunikida Doppo's name.

"Mi Shi," the little girl ate a piece of candy, and she glanced at the people present with piercing eyes, showing a sweet smile, "Priest Mi Shi, ten years old this year!"

"Ten years old??!!" Kunikida Doppo exploded.

"how could it be possible?!"

Why is it impossible? !

Priest Miji tilted his head to look at him curiously.

"She didn't lie." Luanbu put his foot down, and kept looking at the little girl with his chin in his hands, "Are you shrinking?"

As soon as Edogawa Ranpo's words came out, other people couldn't believe it even if they didn't believe it.

Priest Miji was stunned, she forgot that she had shrunk into a five or six-year-old child now.

Looking at them, she blinked innocently.

"Although I'm curious about the reason, it doesn't matter if you don't tell me." The corner of Yosano Akiko's mouth raised an arc, and her attitude was kind.

With her words, no matter how curious other people are, they will not be able to force children.

Osamu Dazai looked at the time, jumped off the chair, walked up to the little girl, stretched out his broad palm, and said with a smile, "Miji-chan will go back to the dormitory with me tonight."

Priest Mi Shi said "Huh", has her accommodation been settled so soon?

Without thinking too much, she put her hand directly into Dazai Osamu's big hand.

"OK!"

Kunikida Doppo:? ? ? ?

The little girl was kidnapped so easily? !

He glared at Osamu Dazai, turned around and put away the things on the table, and pushed his glasses angrily, "In this case, let's deal with her when the president comes back!"

——

Each armed detective has his own dormitory.

Osamu Dazai took the little girl back to his dormitory, led her into the room, pointed to the only bed in the room and said, "Miji-chan will sleep here tonight."

Priest Miji tilted his head and asked curiously, "What about Brother Dazai?"

"Are you inviting me to sleep together?" Dazai Osamu was stunned for a moment, then held his face with a big smile, and said in a drawn out voice, "That's not okay~ Kunikida will be unhappy."

Priest Yaji watched him in silence for a few seconds, then took off his kimono, put on a vest and shorts, and lay down on the bed, covering him directly with the futon.

"Brother Dazai, good night."

The quilt covered half of the little girl's face, only her childish voice could be heard,

Osamu Dazai blinked, and then said, "Pfft hahahaha...then Miji-chan, good night."

After laughing enough, he wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and before closing the door, he whispered, "I wish you a sweet dream."

-

The next morning,

After the priest Yaki woke up, she noticed that there was a brand new kimono next to the bed, as well as the tachi and two chef's knives that she almost forgot.

She was dazed, and slowly picked up the new kimono.

Did brother Dazai give it to her?

The person who assembled the detective agency: Hehe

It was a powder-blue kimono, and she fell in love with it immediately.

After putting on a new kimono and hiding her weapons, she opened the door and went out.

At this time, there was a noise in the kitchen.

Priest Miji was a little strange, turned on tiptoe and walked towards the kitchen. Before he got close, he saw the young man with his back turned to her concentrating on pouring milk.

After pouring out two glasses of milk, Osamu Dazai turned around and smiled at the little girl, "Good morning, Miji-chan."

Priest Yaji sat down at the dining table and looked at him curiously, "Brother Dazai is preparing breakfast?"

Osamu Dazai pushed the milk in front of her, and then took out two small plates from behind, on which were burnt black bread, he said distressedly, "Yes, but it's just a pity, I burned the bread."

Like a child cooking for the first time, he is full of frustration at his failure.

Looking at the bread, she couldn't bear the slightest appetite.

And Osamu Dazai is not at all like a person who can cook.

For the sake of her stomach, the little girl decided to cook by herself!

She stood up and pulled Dazai Osamu, and pushed him on the seat under his surprised gaze.

"Brother Dazai, wait a minute, let me make a simple breakfast."

It's just that after she opened the refrigerator, looking at the empty refrigerator with only two eggs left, her small face suddenly wrinkled.

How did this man survive?

The priest Miji took out two eggs with a tense face, and when he was about to look for bread, Osamu Dazai pointed to the bread on the table, "These are the last two pieces of bread."

Priest Miji opened his eyes slightly: "!!!!"

"Brother Dazai, how did you survive until now?"

She couldn't help asking.

Osamu Dazai blinked, then stared down at the bread in front of him, and fell silent.

How did he survive till now?

Probably because the vitality is too strong, no matter what, I can't die.

After waiting for a while but still not getting an answer from him, the priest Miji simply turned around and went to make his own breakfast.

She made an omelet casually. The kitchen is so dilapidated that it doesn't even have any proper seasonings, so don't expect her to cook some amazing delicacies.

It wasn't until the plate containing fried eggs was pushed in front of him that Osamu Dazai came back to his senses. He looked down at the little girl who was not as tall as his waist, and showed an admiring expression, "Wow! I didn't expect Miji sauce to come out. kitchen."

"And the eggs are so delicious."

Priest Yaji accepted his praise calmly, took a sip of milk from the cup, and sprayed it all on Osamu Dazai's face with a puff.

Osamu Dazai:? ? ? ?

Milky white water drops rolled down his cheeks and onto his body, he opened his eyes innocently and looked at the little girl.

"This milk is expired!"

Priest Yaji put down his cup and glared at Osamu Dazai angrily, "Why are you still drinking it?!"

It's just that her voice is childish, without any momentum at all.

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai wiped the milk off his face, picked up the cup and sniffed it, showing a shocked expression, "Yes, I didn't realize the milk expired."

"The taste of Miji sauce is amazing!"

Priest Miji:? ? ?

I really want to punch this guy!

She groaned a few times, threw away Dazai Osamu's glass of milk, and poured him a glass of boiled water.

It doesn't seem like Osamu Dazai is taking care of her, but rather like the little girl is taking care of him.

Osamu Dazai enjoys this kind of treatment with peace of mind.

After breakfast, Osamu Dazai took the little girl out.

"Are we going to find gems?"

"Hmm...that's right." Dazai Osamu rubbed his chin in distress, "If you can't find the gem, Kunikida will blow his hair."

The author has something to say: Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: ... I'm starting to worry about my collection