Becoming a God Guide

Shi Feng's location is a ring, his opponent is the little devil, and the referee is Shi Xiaobai.

Shi Xiaobai explained: "Report to the master, "Guide to Becoming a God" has a self-protection system, when the person touching "Guide to Becoming a God" is not the master or me, the toucher will be trapped in "Guide to Becoming a God". The trapped person must complete a small game with the owner to be eligible for release. Of course, it is up to the owner to decide whether to release the trapped person or keep him locked up."

Shi Feng asked: "What small game do the trapped people want to play with me?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, this is not certain. "Guide to Becoming a God" will automatically arrange it. This little devil will accompany the master to fight in the ring."

Shi Feng asked: "Then if I win, can I let him go or if he wins, can I let him go."

Shi Xiaobai held the "Guide to Becoming a God" and said: "The book says this is not necessarily the case. How should I say it? Only when the system believes that this small game has brought a certain degree of improvement to the master's strength can the trapped person be released." Qualifications."

Shi Feng: "..." This rule is a little tricky.

A rule that Shifeng felt cheated was even more cheating for the little devil who was cheated. The height of the little devil was only up to Shifeng's waist. He stood on tiptoe and tried to make himself look taller. , thanks to the fact that you are the God of War in the Heaven Realm, how could you use such a despicable method?"

Someone scolded Shi Feng, and Shi Xiaobai was the first to quit. He said: "My master is the brightest, most handsome and invincible god in the world, and you monsters and demon gods are despicable! Sneaking in and trying to steal "Guide to Becoming a God", hmph, let me tell you, this kind of behavior is called burglary in the mortal world, and you will be jailed."

The little devil said: "Don't talk nonsense, if you don't get caught for burglary, you won't go to jail!"

Shi Xiaobai said: "But you were arrested!"

The little devil said: "This... this... this is an accident!" Then he blushed with embarrassment.

Shi Feng: "..." As for the agreed monster, this setting is clearly a middle school student!

The little devil's original body was a bat named Luo Fufu, who claimed to be the vanguard of the demon god, and he would be a general who will be reused when the demon god revives the demon world in the future.

Luo Fufu raised his chin, holding his stick as a weapon, with a proud expression on his face.

Shi Xiaobai laughed loudly, pointed at Luo Fufu and said, "You can't, the Demon God has such a bad brain that he uses Sancun Ding as his general!"

Luo Fufu said unconvinced: "I am still young, I will grow taller!"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hmph, when you grow up and grow taller, the Demon God has long been defeated by my master."

Luo Fufu said: "Nonsense, Lord Demon God is the strongest, you are not allowed to insult Lord Demon God, I will fight you!"

Shi Xiaobai said, "Come on, come on, I'm going to beat you until you have teeth all over the place."

Shi Xiaobai made a provocative grimace at Luo Fufu while talking, Luo Fufu yelled and beat Shi Xiaobai, but his stick couldn't reach Shi Xiaobai at all, who made Shi Xiaobai a spirit body?Shi Xiaobai was giggling and running around the ring, Luo Fufu just chased after Shi Xiaobai and swung wildly.

Shifeng: "..." It was my little fighting game.

By the time Xiaobai had had enough of teasing Luo Fufu, Luo Fufu had exhausted his strength and collapsed, curled up in the corner of the ring, motionless and gasping for breath.

Shi Xiaobai said: "GAMESTART!"

A countdown of "3,2,1" appeared on the screen, and then the game began.

Shi Feng put his hands in his trouser pockets, walked in front of Luo Fufu expressionlessly, looked down at the little bat who was so tired that he was about to dehydrate, and asked, "Can I fight?"

Luo Fufu said bluntly, "You bully people."

Shi Feng said, "Yes."

Luo Fufu folded his arms, sat cross-legged, protested silently, Shi Feng silently stretched out a finger, and touched Luo Fufu's forehead, and Luo Fufu fell to the ground with a "squeak".

—— YOUWIN!

After this little game, Luo Fufu was naturally not eligible to be released, and could only continue to be imprisoned in the "Guide to Becoming a God" bitterly.This made Luo Fufu cry a lot. He came to inquire about the news of the Demon God, not to give the God of War a reward. Thinking about it, it was really hard.

Hey, hey, he has no face to see Lord Demon God, he will definitely be disgusted.

Shi Feng thought blackly, it's over, and another crybaby has been recruited.

Shi Feng simply fried two dishes, which was enough for a meal.

Shi Xiaobai lay half of his body on the table, staring at the two plates of green vegetables, looking yearning like he was looking at some delicious food.

Shi Feng tapped the table with his chopsticks and asked, "Do you want to eat?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Yeah! The master cooks the meal himself, Xiaobai really wants to eat it." He imagined Shi Feng wearing an apron to cook for him and feeding him with vegetables himself, revealing his bewilderment. Smiling, with pink bubbles all over her body.

Shi Feng said coldly: "You can't eat it."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh~Master, if you are more than a dungeon, I can have a physical body, and then I can eat it."

Shi Feng said: "Well, I decided to rest for a few days and just use the dungeon." Just a spirit body would annoy a person to death, but if there is a real body, it would not be annoying to death.

Shi Xiaobai: "..."

Shi Xiaobai didn't expect Shi Feng to be so cruel and ruthless and unreasonable, so he resorted to his unique trick of crying, making trouble, hanging himself three times, rolling on the ground, rolling on the sofa after rolling, and then rolling on Shi Feng's bed, Shi Feng let him The whole room is rolling around, anyway, the spirit body will not be stained with dust.

Shi Feng calmly ate, washed dishes, took a bath, read a book, and slept, ignoring Shi Xiaobai who was already in tears.

Seeing that this trick didn't work, Shi Xiaobai lamented that his master didn't love him anymore and changed his strategy. The trick he used this time was to use emotion and reason, trying to persuade him time wind.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, the consciousness of the demon god is gradually recovering. If you don't take advantage of him to recover to the fighting power of the god of war in the celestial realm before he breaks through the seal, then the human world will suffer! The demon god is very cruel and bloodthirsty. Sexually, he will turn the world into a piece of coke, and then there will be no people on the earth, and there will be plagues everywhere, monsters will run rampant, and the sky will be dark, so terrible!"

Shi Feng said, "Oh."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, master, don't be so indifferent. After all, you have saved the earth from the demon gods. Don't you think the earth is like your child? As a guardian, you should love your own children. As if I was created by you, you should love me. Well, the original you love me very much, you don’t want me to be sad at all, and you give me candy when I cry..."

Shi Feng: "..." Young man, you have already gone a long way.

Shi Feng fell asleep while Shi Xiaobai was nagging, and Shi Xiaobai shut up when he saw that Shi Feng had fallen asleep.

Shi Xiaobai knelt down beside Shi Feng, pouted his lips, and then secretly smiled. After laughing, he leaned down to kiss Shi Feng, his lips touched Shi Feng's cheek lightly, and then he Excitedly bounced far away, from Shifeng's room to the living room.Although he has no sense of touch as a spirit body, being able to kiss his master is already something worth opening champagne to celebrate. Even though he can't drink champagne, this doesn't stop Shi Xiaobai from jumping for joy.

Shi Xiaobai danced an irregular dance by himself, enjoying himself, and after enjoying himself, he went back to the bedroom, lay down obediently next to Shi Feng, and fell asleep soundly.

When Shi Feng opened his eyes, what caught his eyes was Shi Xiaobai's sleeping face.

Shi Xiaobai slept soundly, blowing out snot bubbles like a child, looking completely silly.His sleeping posture is quite unsightly, occupying the entire bed with sprawled sprawl, because it is a spirit body, he did not press Shifeng, but one of his arms and one leg overlapped Shifeng's body , This is much more terrifying than suppressing the wind. If you change to a timid person, you may have a heart attack early in the morning.Fortunately, Shifeng is a person whose nerves are so strong that he is almost inhuman, so he can get up calmly.

After Shi Feng cleaned up, he came to call Shi Xiaobai, but he didn't wake up after calling twice, so he stopped calling. There was no Shi Xiaobai making noise in his ears, and Shi Feng was happy and quiet.

Shi Feng turned on the computer, hung up QQ, and immediately received a friend request, with "Qiao Ling" written on the identity verification, Shi Feng decisively clicked "Reject".After a while, his cell phone rang. It was an unfamiliar caller number. When Shi Feng pressed the connect button, a female voice came from there.

Qiao Ling said, "Shi Feng, I added you as a friend, why did you reject me?"

Shi Feng said, "I have no obligation to add you."

Qiao Ling said: "Hey, you are too ungentlemanly!"

Shi Feng said: "Yes." Then he hung up the phone.

Shifeng didn't disclose his contact information to Qiao Ling, so the only answer is that Wei Si gave Qiao Ling his QQ number and phone number.Shi Feng remembered Wei Si's words that he wanted to pursue Qiao Ling, and silently put a wax on Wei Si's EQ. Who would provide his crush with the contact method of his rival? Isn't this clearly pushing his crush to his rival?

Shifeng sent Weiss a text message of "Let's have a snack". Weiss sent a series of question marks, but Shifeng didn't reply him.

Shi Feng browsed several frequently visited websites and played online games for two hours, but Shi Xiaobai still didn't wake up.

Shi Feng frowned slightly. It was the first time he saw Shi Xiaobai sleeping in the past few days when he was with Shi Xiaobai. He thought that the spirit body didn't need to sleep, but Shi Xiaobai would sleep like this when he fell asleep. Long.Shi Feng thought, there must be something wrong with this guy.

Shifeng opened the "Guide to Becoming a God" and entered a new copy - cutting fruit.

The dungeon rule is that Shifeng must cut all the fruits that fall from the sky, and the fruit cannot fall to the ground, otherwise the dungeon will end.

Shi Feng looked around, and when he heard Shi Xiaobai calling him, he looked up and saw Shi Xiaobai floating on top, holding a big watermelon in his hand.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, master, you are not called Xiaobai when you enter the dungeon! Hehe, but Xiaobai is a book spirit, and it is one with the "Guide to Becoming a God". As soon as the master enters, Xiaobai senses it."

Shi Feng said: "You are in a deep sleep, you can't wake up."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, because Xiaobai's mana is not enough, and because he was too excited to see the master, he has not rested for many days, so it will take a long time to enter the rest state. Hehe, the master is worried about Xiaobai. Bai Xiaobai is very happy."

Shi Feng said, "Stop talking nonsense."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Okay, Xiaobai is responsible for throwing the fruit, master, you have to finish cutting."

Shi Feng said, "Yes."

Shi Xiaobai threw away the big watermelon excitedly, followed by a bunch of grapes, and then oranges. One after another, Shi Xiaobai threw down the fruits one after another, his speed getting faster and faster , the number of fruits is also increasing, and his action of throwing fruits has almost become an afterimage.As soon as these fruits fall into the air, they will be divided into two parts, one part into three parts, and the shadow clone technique is used. Therefore, when the fruits arrive, the number of heights the wind can cut has changed from a few fruits to hundreds of fruits.

The densely packed fruits crashed down, Shi Feng used divine power as the blade to cut dozens of fruits, and was gloriously smashed to death by the fruits.