Becoming a God Guide

Ever since establishing a relationship with Shi Feng, Shi Xiaobai has ignited a girlish heart, thinking about where to go on a date every day, how to inadvertently create a romantic atmosphere, and how to steal a sweet kiss when he is not prepared.

For example, when sleeping at night, Shi Xiaobai would roll, roll, roll, into Shifeng's arms, and then suddenly yelled "There are mosquitoes", and kissed Shifeng on the mouth with a "baji", and pretended to say it after the kiss , "Oh, Xiaobai killed a mosquito for the master."

Shi Feng couldn't laugh or cry at his book spirit's funny skills, and scratched the other's itchy flesh, Shi Xiaobai hid back and forth, curled up into a shrimp, and laughed so hard that tears were about to flow down, Shi Feng would give him away at this time. After kissing, Shi Xiaobai sank in half pain and half enjoyment.

Shi Xiaobai made a request to Shi Feng, saying, "Master, let's go on a date."

Shi Feng said, "Okay, where do you want to go?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Let's find a hotel to have sex!"

Shi Feng almost spat out a mouthful of blood, "Do you know what it means to shoot?"

"I know!" He said "piu~piu~piu~" a few times with his hands, "It's just playing balloons to win rewards, but why is this game set up in a hotel? It's strange, I remember it should be It's in an amusement park."

Shi Feng raised his forehead, "How many times do I have to tell you not to talk nonsense." Dad was scared to death!

Shi Xiaobai tilted his head, "Xiaobai didn't talk nonsense."

Shi Feng said: "Shooting means... Forget it, you don't understand." Facing this innocent face, Shi Feng really couldn't say anything obscene.

Shi Feng didn't want to talk, but Shi Xiaobai pestered him to listen, twisting and twisting to ask Shi Feng to tell him.

Shi Feng was so entangled that he used the long-lost silence technique, Shi Xiaobai groaned and buried himself in the quilt to sulk.

Shi Feng ignored him, Shi Xiaobai continued to be angry, and fell asleep while being angry.

Shi Feng pulled down the quilt a little bit to let people breathe. He poked Shi Xiaobai's face, his eyes were full of pampering that he didn't realize.

The next day, Shi Feng took Shi Xiaobai to the amusement park.

The last time Xiaobai came here was still a cat, unable to play anything, he could only hide in Shifeng's trouser pocket and watch that guy Luo Fufu play.At that time, Shifeng had promised to bring Shi Xiaobai here alone, which was considered fulfillment of his promise.

Shi Xiaobai hugged Shi Feng's arm like a piece of sticky brown candy, and said, "I don't want to ride a roller coaster."

Shi Feng said: "Then don't play."

Shi Xiaobai said, "I don't want to play pirate ship either."

Shi Feng said, "Yes."

Shi Xiaobai said, "I don't want to play with bumper cars either."

Shi Feng said: "...then what do you want to play?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "I want to play cannon!"

Shi Feng: "..." This little thing's memory is always good in some strange ways.

Shi Xiaobai's so-called shooting is actually shooting a gun, a toy gun, hitting a wall of balloons, and the number of balloons he hits can be exchanged for corresponding prizes.

This kind of gun was tampered with by the store. The sight was extremely poor, and the barrel was skewed, making it difficult to aim. Generally, it would be good to hit three or four shots out of ten shots.

The exchange items from the second to the best are determined by the number of exploded balloons. Ten shots get a keychain, and fifteen shots get a mobile phone chain. The biggest prize is a figure of a Saint Seiya. If the workmanship is rough, it looks like a pirated copy. Gotta hit fifty shots.

Ten shots for five yuan, fifty shots for 25 yuan, and one shot must not be missed.

Therefore, many parents often spend hundreds of dollars to shoot guns in order to win a saint for their crying children, but this is basically a bottomless pit, and there may not be one person who can successfully take away a saint in a month.

Shi Xiaobai said to Shi Feng: "Master, I want the golden holy clothes!"

Shi Feng directly paid 100 yuan and said, "Let's play."

The peddler said: "This gentleman is so generous, then I will give you five bullets."

Thank you politely.

Shi Xiaobai dragged his gun and fired, crackling, the bullets hit the ground, flying around, splashing dust all over the ground.

Those who came to watch were scared away by Shi Xiaobai's powerful firepower. Even though it was a rubber bullet, it still hurts to hit someone!

Shi Xiaobai fired two hundred and five bullets in one go, and only exploded two balloons, the peddler burst into laughter.

This is really a real scam. After spending 100 yuan, even the worst luck can get a key chain.

Shi Xiaobai pursed his lips, pointed at his fingers, and said, "I'm sorry Master, Xiaobai didn't wear the golden holy garment."

Shi Feng said: "It doesn't matter, even if you put on the holy clothes, you can't become a saint."

Shi Xiaobai is beeping, the master is hitting me!

Shi Feng gave the peddler another 25 yuan and bought fifty rounds of ammunition.

The peddler said: "For the sake of your sincerity, I will give you five more bullets."

Shi Feng said: "No need.""

Shi Feng loaded the gun and straightened his posture, as if he was playing with a real gun.

When a man is playing with a gun, his hormones are overflowing, and his handsome value rises, not to mention that Shi Feng is of high quality. Before he shoots, many people gather around him, and some even turn on the video to take pictures.

When Shi Feng pulled the trigger, the bullet quickly shot out of the gun chamber and flew towards the balloon wall, and a balloon shattered in response.He fired without pausing until all twenty balloons had exploded across the wall, eighteen shots in total—two balloons had been shattered by bullets that bounced off the ground.

The crowd burst into applause, but the hawker was dumbfounded.

Shi Xiaobai said, "Hey, go and change the balloon!"

The peddler said, "Okay, okay."

The hawker swiftly replaced all the balloons with new ones. As soon as he finished replacing them, within five seconds, all the balloons were scrapped again—this time it was [-] bullets.

The peddler consciously replaced the balloons again, and Shifeng used five bullets to finish the last ten balloons, which is equivalent to breaking two with one bullet!In this way, Shi Feng not only exploded fifty balloons, but also left twelve bullets.

There were whistles and screams from the crowd.

"My God, this man is too handsome!"

"It's too heaven-defying. If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I would have thought I was playing an online game."

"Did he use something to cheat? Why is he so awesome!"

……

The peddler has been in this business for five or six years, and he has seen some sharpshooters with perfect shots, but it is really rare in his life to use one bullet as two bullets like Xifeng.

I thought I was taken advantage of, but I didn't expect to meet a master. Fortunately, there is a pig teammate next to the master, otherwise I would lose my life!

Shi Feng gave the gun to Shi Xiaobai, and Shi Xiaobai spent the remaining [-] bullets by "brushing" and was lucky to hit one, which made him very happy.

Shi Feng followed the peddler to get a gold saint and gave it to Shi Xiaobai with his own hands. Shi Xiaobai showed a big smile and didn't care that this was a public place, so he stood on tiptoe and kissed Shi Feng.

Shi Feng didn't take it seriously, and led Shi Xiaobai away.

They walked gracefully, but they didn't know that the crowd behind them exploded.

Xiu Enai blinded the dog's eyes, it was really worth raising a torch to burn it!

Girl A said: "That handsome sharpshooter looks familiar."

Girl B said: "That's right! Could it be a celebrity?"

Sister C said: "Ah, I remembered, he is a high-ranking student of A University!"

The three girls were all strangely silent.

Senior Colonel A is Shifeng, known as Shishuai, handsome, handsome, born with icebergs, not close to women, in the hearts of everyone, he is already synonymous with the abstinence department.

It turns out that the abstinent handsome guy only forbids female sex, not male sex!

Girl A said with emotion: "Sure enough, all the good men are looking for boyfriends."

Girl B said: "No, we must share such shocking news with others."

Girl C frantically pressed the phone keypad: "Hehe, a post has been posted on the A forum."

Girls A and B also took out their mobile phones and swiped the posts.

When the Big A forum exploded, Shi Feng and Shi Xiaobai went to the haunted house.

Shi Xiaobai said, "Master, let's explore the haunted house."

Shi Feng said, "Okay."

In Shi Xiaobai's vision, after entering the haunted house, he would stick close to Shifeng, pretend to be very scared and shrink into Shifeng's arms, eating tofu in various ways. In order to make the performance more vivid, he had to I shed two tears, and when Shifeng comes to comfort me, I must firmly express that only the master's kiss can give me courage!

Shi Xiaobai gave himself a like, I am really a planner!

As a book spirit, Shi Xiaobai has seen many monsters. When he thought about it, how could he be afraid of ghosts.However, when he stepped into the dark haunted house, when the surround sound system released the creepy background sound and matched it with a woman in white with a bloody head, Shi Xiaobai screamed "Aw~", frightened I'm about to pee!

Shi Xiaobai squeezed Shi Feng's hand and shouted indiscriminately, "Master, master!"

Shi Feng calmly held back Shi Xiaobai, who would have thought that Shi Xiaobai would shake Shi Feng away when he trembled, and run wildly all the way, hanging ghosts, decapitated ghosts, etc. in various shapes appeared continuously during his running. The ghosts, their limbs are unnaturally twisted, some have black holes in their eyes, some have necks bent down to their waists, and some have broken stomachs and leak out their internal organs while walking.

Shi Xiaobai was dumbfounded, chirping, chirping, so scary!

Shi Xiaobai ran all the way to the end, and ran out of the haunted house, holding his knees and panting.

Seeing that Shi Xiaobai was having fun, a staff member pretending to be a ghost walked behind Shi Xiaobai's back to frighten him. When Shi Xiaobai turned his head to look at the blood, his legs softened, and he knelt down on the ground and cried.

Staff: "..." He didn't want to scare people into tears!

When Shi Feng came out slowly, he saw Hei Wuchang apologizing to his book spirit, but Shi Xiaobai was so addicted to crying that he couldn't stop, and the three-day crying made Hei Wuchang almost deaf from crying.

Shi Feng kindly rescued Hei Wuchang, squatted down, and wiped Shi Xiaobai's tears, "Okay, don't cry, those ghosts are all pretending."

Shi Xiaobai sobbed and said, "Xiaobai is not crying."

Shi Feng asked, "Then why are you crying?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Xiaobai is crying that he is so stupid to waste such a great opportunity to take advantage."

Shi Feng: "..."