Becoming a God Guide

37

As soon as the dungeon was over, Shi Feng felt the barrier move, which meant someone had come.

Shi Feng published "Guide to Becoming a God", opened the door, and the person outside was Wei Si.

Weiss has been to Shifeng's apartment a few times, and he is not polite at the moment, he takes off his shoes and enters the room, sits on the sofa, and asks straight to the point: "Shi Shuai, what's the matter with you and that Shi Mingkai?"

Shi Feng said, "It's okay."

Wei Si said: "It's okay, he will come to our school and tell you what's wrong with him? Tsk, this Shi Mingkai can't just fall in love with you and want to use this method to attract your attention." He rubbed his chin, "I've known him for a long time. We've been rivals since we were young. I didn't find him to have such a tendency."

Shi Feng said, "Then you should ask him."

Weiss said: "I don't want to talk to him. He's crazy. I feel bad for the nose of the plane. By the way, where is your little lover? Let me meet."

The little lover Wei Si refers to is Shi Xiaobai.

Shi Feng asked Shi Xiaobai to stay in the "Guide to Becoming a God", and he was not allowed to come out without his order, so Weiss walked around Shi Feng's house and did not see Shi Xiaobai.

Weiss said, "You two don't live together?"

Shi Feng said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Wei Si said: "Shi Shuai, it's too disrespectful. I'll tell you as soon as Qiao Ling and I got married, and I'll tell you when we broke up with her. You don't have to hide it from me. I don't Gossip. I just want to see what kind of person can subdue you."

Shi Feng sneered, that was not human at all.

When he was not human, Xiaobai was doing brainwashing work for the monsters, to the effect that his master was wise and mighty, handsome, ten thousand times better than a demon god, and it was wise to take refuge in his master.

Luo Fufu and Shi Xiaobai stood on the same front, and said: "Yes, Lord God of War is very gentle, it will be great to follow Lord God of War for welfare."

Sunflower Seed asked, "What are the benefits?"

Luo Fufu said: "For example, the hillside where you bask in the sun was specially opened for you by God of War. The sun here is much better than other places."

Sunflower Seed made sense after thinking about it, and said, "You're right, I've never had such a bright sunshine in the Demon Realm, Lord God of War is really a good man!"

Sunflower seeds are easy to turn against.

General Snake glanced at Sunflower Seeds contemptuously, and said, "You are all spineless. You are monsters for one day and monsters for life. Monsters like darkness and evil. How can you mix with the heavenly God of War who represents light?"

The petals of sunflower seeds swayed gently in the breeze. It bit its leaves and said, "Flowers have no bones. If they don't have bones, they will have no backbone."

General Snake said: "...No, backbone is a kind of description, a kind of strength of character, and a kind of character."

Sunflower Seed said, "But I have no bones. Are you discriminating against plants?"

General Snake said, "I discriminate against you, not plants."

The sunflower seed said, "I am a plant."

General Snake: "..." Talking to a flower is so tiring!

Shi Xiaobai said sarcastically, "Stop pretending, you have already been convinced by the charm of the master."

General Snake denied it flatly, "It's nonsense!"

Shi Xiaobai said: "You are not convinced by the charm of the master, so why do you give advice to the master, what is your principle as a monster?"

General Snake choked, and said without confidence: "I did it to avoid being eaten by him."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hmph, pretend, keep pretending, you know that the master is such a good god, so God won't eat you, besides, you are not good-looking, and if you eat it, you will definitely have diarrhea."

General Snake: "..." Come on, why don't you say you want to eat me even when the grill is on?Can it be more hypocritical!And my meat is delicious!Where did the conclusion that ugly looks bad taste come from?

Eh, the point seems to be wrong.

General Snake was shaken.

Ghost Yasha waited for Shi Xiaobai to persuade him to surrender, he had already thought up several sets of cool rejection words, and he couldn't wait to slap Shi Xiaobai in the face.But it waited and waited, until Weiss had a meal outside and left, and when Shi Xiaobai was about to publish "Guide to Becoming a God", he still couldn't wait for Shi Xiaobai to persuade him to surrender.

Ghost Yasha asked, "Why didn't you persuade me to surrender?"

Shi Xiaobai said, "It's not necessary."

Oni Yasha asked: "Why?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "You are too weak, what does the monster that can't even beat Luo Fufu want you to do? Are you holding back?"

Ghost Yasha was about to vomit blood, he said: "That's because you used despicable methods, okay? Well, even if I didn't hit that little bat, what about you? It's more than enough for me to kill one of you!" Who was the one who was hit by my spirit demon and almost died last time!"

Shi Xiaobai tilted his head and asked, "Who is it?"

Oni Yasha: "..." There must be a limit to pretending to be innocent!

Gui Yasha said that he did not accept Shi Xiaobai's slander, so he challenged Shi Xiaobai.Luo Fufu and the others quickly moved over small stools and fruit soda, eagerly waiting to watch.Shi Feng conjured up a bench, sat next to Luo Fufu, and joined the onlookers.

In the first link, the two sides exchanged harsh words.

Oni Yasha said: "I am a ghost from the devil world. I specialize in subduing spirit bodies. You are doomed!"

Shi Xiaobai said: "I have the blessing of my master, I am invincible!"

Shi Feng: "..." I'm not dead yet, bless me.

The second link is rock paper scissors.

Ghost Yasha took out the scissors, and Shi Xiaobai immediately turned the cloth into stone.

When Xiaobai released the cloth, Ghost Yasha immediately turned the rock into scissors.

In the third link, two people beat each other.

Ghost Yasha said: "You cheated! How can the boxing game change midway?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "You cheat too, you nasty liar!"

The two main players played happily, and the onlookers consciously acted as referees.

Luo Fufu said: "It was Shi Xiaobai who changed first, and he was the one who cheated."

General Snake said: "You can't cheat just because others cheated. It's like a student's college entrance examination. Is there one person who cheats and the whole exam room cheats?"

Luo Fufu and General Snake scuffle because of their different ideas.

Sunflower Seed patted Shifeng's knee with a green leaf, and said, "Master God of War, come and bask in the sun with me, it's great to bask in the sun from this angle."

Shi Feng said: "...OK."

This "Guide to Becoming a God" is getting more and more lively every day.

After Xiaobai's brainwashing of "the master is very good and great", General Snake and Sunflower Seed are eligible to leave the "Guide to Getting Started" at the same time, which shows that these two monsters have truly returned to the trend of the times.

Although one of them looks disdainful and the other follows the crowd, "Guide to Becoming a God" can tell their sincerity.

General Snake and Sunflower Seeds had different reactions when they learned that they were eligible to leave: General Snake said that he had finally waited for the day when he would be free; .

So Shi Feng took General Snake away.

General Snake looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, and said, "God of War, you are so stupid, letting me out is like letting the tiger go back to the mountain."

Shi Xiaobai kicked General Snake on the back, General Snake was unprepared, and fell like a shit, "How dare you scold my master, General Snake, you are tired of life, I want to fight you hard!"

Not to be outdone, General Snake said, "Come on, let's see who we take care of."

The two men were at war with each other, and the battle was on the verge of breaking out.

Shi Feng brought a dirty clothes basket to General Snake, and a question mark appeared on General Snake's forehead, Shi Feng said concisely: "Wash."

General Snake asked frantically, "Why do you want me to wash it?"

Shi Feng said, "If you don't work, you're just a plate of snake soup."

General Snake suddenly felt that there was nothing darker in this world.

General Snake had great ambitions and planned to do a big job as soon as "Guide to Becoming a God", but he became Cinderella Snake, contracting all the housework.He does the laundry, the cleaning, and the dishes.

General Snake was extremely unbalanced, he questioned Shi Feng, "Why didn't Shi Xiaobai do anything?"

Shi Feng said, "Because he can't do anything."

General Snake said: "If you don't know it, you can learn it!"

Shi Feng said: "I don't need to train new people with the ready-made labor force, do you think I'm stupid?"

General Snake: "..." What he said was so reasonable that I was speechless.

After resting for a few days to recover from his injuries, Gu Yigu returned to his old job and became a stalker, but he found that he was not the only one who was following Shifeng, and another aircraft head was also following Shifeng.

The tracking technology of the plane's head was so bad that it made people sad, and the conspicuous hairstyle made him nowhere to hide. He was noticed after following a few steps, and then Shifeng didn't come to catch him, so he ran away.As soon as Shi Feng ran away, Gu Yigu and Ji Jitou chased after him, but when Shi Feng ran fast and looked for cover everywhere, the two of them were thrown away after a while.

Gu Yigu knew who the head of the plane was, Shi Mingkai, the basketball captain of University B, a guy with a bag on his head.

Gu Yigu didn't want to talk to this man with obvious IQ deficiency, so he turned around and left, but Shi Mingkai stopped Gu Yigu.

Shi Ming put his hands in his pockets, smoked a cigarette, and asked, "Who are you? Why are you following Shifeng?"

Gu Yigu asked back: "Then who are you?"

Shi Mingkai said: "I am Shi Mingkai, and I follow him for a reason."

Gu Yigu said: "I followed him for a reason."

Shi Mingkai asked: "What's the reason?"

Gu Yigu laughed foolishly and said, "I doubt he is human."

Shi Mingkai seemed to have met a bosom friend, he punched his fist excitedly, and said, "You are right! He is not a human being."

Gu Yigu became a little interested, and was about to ask Shi Mingkai what was the basis for saying that Shifeng was not human, Shi Mingkai gritted his teeth and said, "If he was human, he wouldn't have slept with me secretly, and he wouldn't admit it when he slept. Yes! He's a beast!"

Gu Yigu choked on his own saliva, should he say that this person feels too good about himself or that his paranoia is at an advanced stage!

Since Shi Mingkai couldn't provide any useful information, Gu Yigu didn't want to waste time with him.

But when Gu was about to leave, several "masked robbers" with baseball bats and caps and masks appeared from all directions, and they all belonged to the Shifeng Guards!

Gu Yigu thought: It's over.

Sure enough they were done.

The two were forced to a corner and got beaten up, one became a pig's head and the other a panda.