Chengyou [rebirth]

Two days later, Zhang Chengyou carried the gray cloth bag gentleman who was taken by him to ask about the entrance examination results in order to show off his cuteness [Dark Fog]. door.

However, Uncle Zhang, who has always thought that everyone loves him (except for that scumbag family), was blocked by unknown people.

A boy taller than him by a head stood in front of him, and turned to his father and said, "I don't want to stay in the same school as a girl! Dad, let her go out!"

(╯‵dish′)╯︵┴─┴

Damn!You are the woman!Your whole family is female!

Zhang Chengyou raised his face in displeasure, and narrowed his eyes to look at the boy without eyes.

Tsk, the profile is quite handsome.

But this is not a reason to admit my gender wrong!

Is it up to me to grow up like this? !

Moreover, when speaking ill of people, shouldn't they be behind their backs?

Is it against the sky to be so direct? !

Do you know how to be polite? !

Can we have fun together in the future? !

Zhang Chengyou poked the boy's lower back.

"Iamaboy. BOY-Boy." The word is correct and round.

"!!!" The boy turned around in surprise and looked carefully at Zhang Chengyou.

"Are you really a boy?" "I don't believe it" was written all over his face.

"It's genuine. If you don't believe me, I can tell you clearly that I pee standing up." Zhang Chengyou looked like an old man.

"!!!" The boy was obviously shocked by Zhang Chengyou's words.

Also, it is estimated that few people can say "I pee standing & squatting" to strangers.

However, Uncle Zhang never knew what "shyness" was.

"...I believe you are a boy. May I ask how old are you? You don't look like 6 years old. By the way, my name is Lin Qingxue, you can call me Edward (Edward)." The boy came back to his senses, looked seriously at the little boy in front of him who was prettier than any girl he knew, and spoke sincerely.

"Edward? I remember you. My name is Zhang Chengyou, the inheritance of the past and the future, the blessing of You." He never mentioned his English and German names.

Didi or something, go away!

There's no way Grandpa's name is so uncool!

I want to be Long Aotian's man!

"In two months, you can receive an invitation letter to my third birthday party."

"You're less than three years old?! Oh my god, that's impossible!" Lin Qingxue's eyes widened.

"However, this is the truth. Young people, you have to try to trust others. In this world, honest people still make up the majority." Zhang Chengyou said to Lin Qingxue earnestly.

"!!!" Father Lin, who was watching from the sidelines, was in a bad mood when he heard these words.

Is this what a three-year-old, no, less than three-year-old child said?

On the first day of school, I found out that my son's IQ and EQ are lower than those of children who are three years younger. What should I do as a father?Wait online.

Lin Huiyang has always felt that his son has been very smart since he was a child, has a good memory, and is very thoughtful in his dealings with others, at least very polite.Except for one thing, Lin Qingxue's ex-wife suffered from mild misophobia.

If those women.Sex is like relatives and friends, Lin Qingxue will not have too obvious reaction, but if it is a strange woman, it is difficult for Lin Qingxue to show calmness in front of her without getting along for a period of time, the most direct behavior is to turn around and leave , or else, just trying to get them to leave him.That's why he found a way to let his son Lin Qingxue study in the elementary school of Rencui Boys' College, which is known as the "Monk Temple" in Hong Kong, even if it is across districts.Not only because this is the best elementary school in Hong Kong City, but also because this is a boys' school that does not admit any girls, and the teachers are basically men.

Lin Huiyang took the initiative to say hello to Zhang Chengyou: "Hello, canIcallyouChengyou? I'mEdward'sDadyDanielLin (Daniel·Lin), YoucancallmeuncleLin."

"Of course, uncle Lin." Zhang Chengyou suddenly turned the topic to Lin Qingxue, "Uncle Lin, canyou tell me why Edward had just wanted to put me out of school? Just because I look like a girl?" (Uncle Lin, can you tell me why Edward wanted to kick me out of school just now? Just because I look like a girl?)

"Well, Edward has mild misophobia. Of course, it's not contagious, and it won't do you any harm. It's just that Edward is a little afraid of girls, but he doesn't do anything to them, or to you. Any drastic or harmful actions, I promise." Lin Huiyang looked into Zhang Chengyou's eyes, which were full of sincerity.

"I get it. I've heard of gynophobia, and I know it's not a mental illness that doesn't make people sick, it's just that the scars don't heal because of trauma. Don't worry, I won't It's just a little secret that the three of us know, isn't it, Edward?" Zhang Chengyou winked mischievously at Lin and his son, showing a sly smile.

"Yes! And... Thank you, Chengyou." Lin Huiyang smiled at Zhang Chengyou, with a hint of gratitude in his smile.

"Yes! This is just a little secret that the three of us know! Only the three of us!" Lin Qingxue raised a big smile, sweeping away the embarrassment that appeared on his face just now.

Zhang Chengyou retreated to the side of the road, took off the schoolbag on his back, put it on the ground, opened it and took out the admission notice inside, and asked Lin Qingxue who followed him: "What class do you belong to? I am G1P Class, what about you?"

"I'm also in class G1P! I really hope we can be at the same table!" Lin Qingxue jumped excitedly.

Lin Huiyang looked at Lin Qingxue who was smiling sincerely, and suddenly felt that after divorcing his wife Wang Qiumin, the vacant part of his heart was filled again.

"Do you like mathematics too?" Lin Qingxue was so happy that he was almost dancing.

"No, I just think I need to work on maths. My talent is in languages. I'm learning German, which is my favorite native language. It's no problem to have simple conversations with real Germans now. Yes! My grandmother is German, but I’ve only seen her in photos, just like my mother.” Zhang Chengyou felt a little sour in his heart, but he suppressed the astringency, “And my father can speak Mandarin himself, I The first thing I came into contact with was Mandarin, so my weakest knowledge is about mathematics.” In fact, he is very sensitive to numbers, his logical thinking is naturally strong, and his reasoning ability is not bad. However, he wants to pass Learn more systematically and further develop your ability in mathematics.

"Then, if you have any questions that you don't know, as long as I know how to do it, I will definitely explain it to you!" Lin Qingxue felt that Zhang Chengyou was a little depressed, probably because Zhang Chengyou had never seen his grandmother with his own eyes, right?He thought he changed the subject without a trace, but unexpectedly, Zhang Chengyou had already seen his intention.

"Well, let's make a deal like this!" Zhang Chengyou put away those negative emotions, picked up the gray cloth bag that was placed on the ground before, smiled at Lin Qingxue sideways, and ran into the teaching building.

Lin Qingxue hurriedly chased after him, watching Zhang Chengyou struggle with his short legs, his running speed was only a little faster than his own, and within a few steps, he caught up with Zhang Chengyou.

In this regard, Lin Qingxue said:

Long legs are so cool!

The author has something to say: [Serious Face] Six points to note about the language of this article:

1. As long as it is a foreigner's name, it will not be translated in Chinese.Except for the English names that everyone can read, the rest will only be transliterated in Chinese when they appear for the first time. In addition, some German names or names from other countries may appear.

2. As long as it is a Chinese, even if his & her English name is stated in the text, generally only the Chinese name will be used in the following text, except for some special areas (such as Hong Kong City) and specific social occasions.Foreign names such as English names or German names (for Chinese people) will only be used when they are in a business relationship or talking with foreigners & conducting business negotiations.

3. When Uncle Zhang was in elementary school in Hong Kong, the conversation with his classmates was in Cantonese by default, but if one of them used English in the conversation (except for saying the name or saying hello, bye, etc.), the default language for that conversation for English.

4. Generally, the English sentences that appear are commonly used words (students in the fourth grade of primary school should be able to understand), or they emphasize a certain thing, such as what Uncle Zhang said in this chapter when he said he was a boy. The translation of titles into Chinese will be somewhat uncertain, such as the word uncle mentioned by Lin Huiyang in this chapter. In fact, Lin Huiyang doesn’t know whether Uncle Zhang should call him uncle or uncle, so the stupid author who made a mistake by forced thinking directly Decided to translate this short dialogue into English, so there is no question of seniority.

5. When Uncle Zhang went to school in Germany, the conversation in the school defaulted to German. If he was dealing with Germans or doing business, the conversation language defaulted to German.

6. For places that should be in foreign languages ​​but are in Mandarin, there may be a little bit of translation accents in it, but please don't feel weird, it doesn't fit the design of this text.Regarding this point, the stupid author has thought carefully, because the grammar, word meaning, and word order of a foreign language determine that when it comes to understanding its meaning, it is destined to be somewhat different from the national language, whether it is in feeling, emotion or semantics. , will bring a little exaggeration, or a little gorgeous (??) style, anyway, it is that kind of feeling, the stupid author is not obsessed with foreigners, the classical Chinese style is ancient, and the stupid author also likes it very much!

The rest should be nothing to worry about.

Regarding the issue of "studying across regions" in [this chapter], the stupid author said that Hong Kong [seems] [cannot] study across regions.I don't know if it was the same in the 80s, anyway, that's what I set.At the same time, the stupid author Die Die dropped a few famous elementary and middle schools in Hong Kong, please ignore it, there will be no plot about this in the article.

I don't like ambiguous texts, so all the feelings before the appearance of Gong are friendship except family love!

After all, there are still many straight men.

Although Uncle Zhang can have children, he is very concerned about his own sexuality.Don't know that he has always been a man, but he is very aware that his body makes it impossible for him to like women.Sex, so sex.Pick.Xiang was forced into a man by himself.

Suddenly found that Uncle Zhang is also very hardworking.

However, this article is realistic.

Therefore, in order to be able to have children, there is a [Thunder Point].

Because the stupid author has always wondered how [aunt] provided eggs for those who can bear children.

so······

Uncle Zhang will come to [menstruation]!

However, space will come in handy.

Uncle Zhang will learn talismans in it.

Before you come, take a picture of a talisman on yourself 233333! !

Then Uncle Zhang hid in the space and let [Aunt.Mom] What about draining all at once...

The stupid author feels that he is also very hardworking!

The space will be described in detail later, and there will be no blood on the ground.

It means that the stupid author has obsessive-compulsive disorder and obsessive thinking. If the logic of the stupid author is not clear or perfect somewhere, the stupid author will think hard and keep thinking.A vivid example is that I only wanted to give two reading suggestions, but in the end it became six points...

The stupid author said that he is up again today.Positive, the cunning in the cunning reads xia, the second tone... I suddenly feel that I have learned Chinese for so many years, I always thought it was reading jie...

Uncle Zhang said that he not only knows Mandarin (learned in the previous life), but also Cantonese (learned in the previous life), Dutch (learned in the previous life), Italian (learned in the previous life), English (learned in the previous life), German (I learned it in this life, Chapter 5 mentioned a sentence), is a legendary humanoid language translator, a language genius who is proficient in five languages!

Uncle Zhang, you are so cool!